Re: Winner! Kook of the Decade, 2000-2009

[Colonel Jake]

On 3/19/2012 9:35 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> The ballots have been counted, so the time has come to announce the
> winner of the Kook of the Decade Award for 2000-2009. Col. Jake, if you
> will have The Velvet Knights start the bagpipes wailing, and keep them
> wailing as this will be short and sweet.
>
> http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/
>
> The winner is ... PAMELA K RUSSELL!!!1!
>
> 7 votes...Pamela K. Russell
> 6 votes...Emmett Gulley
> 4 votes...Raymond Karczewski
> 2 votes...soc.men
> 1 vote ...Jamie Baille
> 1 vote ...Honest John

See there Cockbrain!,
"AUK just knew if they voted you for KoOK-oF-TeH-DeCADE,
they knew that you'd just be FaGGOT-LaMING everybody and
everything!!! (YoU KoOK-FuCKING-FaG-LaMING-FuCK)..."

It's a GoDDAMNED-SHaME though! (isn'nit Cockbrain),
"That your wife is most likely your LaST-ReSORT...after her?
you'll most likely turn!!! (into one of your GoDDAMNED-LaMES)..."

*for teh mother fucking love of BoB*

> 1 vote ...Matthew Moulton
> 1 vote ...Joseph Bartlo
> 1 vote ...Steve "Bowtie" Young
> 1 vote ...Chuck Lysaght
> 1 vote ...Pete "Staplehead" Stapleton
>
> Congratulations, sPamela! It was close, but you managed to out-kook
> Emmett Gulley to win this prestigious award. You are as a shining
> beacon, illuminating the path a true kook must follow to attain the
> heights of kookdom!
>
> Ninety-one ballots were received. An impressive number, but
> unfortunately only twenty-six ballots were deemed valid. Naughty,
> naughty socks!
>
> Until next time, Hail Fluffy! Hail Ming! And Hail Pam Russell, for she
> hace mucho kooky grateness!
>