Mr Garrison Speaks.....
Davey, the Pomposity Slayer
I'm gonna go downtown and get me some poontang, Mr. Hat......
because I am NOT gay (again, "not that there is anything wrong with
that" ). I have
already stated in a recent post that I was not gay in response to yours
and/or Fletcher's ignorant description and stereotyping of gays while
you were stating that I WAS gay to "insult" me. Hee. Hee. This is
funny.
I am, quite simply, not gay--nor am I an ultra-conservative
Republican....So I am puzzled about the politics of "ultra-conservative
gays"....It sounds like an "oxymoron" to *Me<-->Davey*....Just like
"ultra-conservative blacks" sounds like one to me....
But again, even though I am stating that I am certainly not gay in the
slightest while at the same time I am making somewhat 'politically
incorrect' jokes referring to "gays"....
And I am truly NOT gay at all and I do not believe
Ben is either. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.
Dear, Mr. Eddie Shivers, I am not gay even in the slightest sense of
any
of the meanings of that word "gay" {in fact I am not even "gay"-> in
the-> "happy" sense of that word}....So very very sorry to disappoint
you....
I only clarify that I am
*NOT* "gay" nor am I "mentally ill" for those who come into this very
late in the game. And to, at times, let people know, I support gay
rights and the rights of the mentally ill, even though I am neither.
Even though I am not gay or even close {again look up the words
"parody"
and "sarcasm" and you will maybe get a better idea of my little
"sweetie" "shnookems" comments} STILL I am VERY pleased that you
thought
I was gay.
I've been calling, hey, hey, hey, Larry,, won't
you come out, won't you come out to play, Oh, Larry, 'cause you know
that I am really, really really not gay-> No, Larry, {not that there is
anything wrong with that}....
Oh well, I am as gay as Bill Clinton....so unless he and
that Sexy Bald Ragin' Cajun Carville 'get-it-on'....it is safe to
say--I
AM NOT GAY!!
And no I am NOT gay! Although, according to
Larry, I do "play" one on this newsgroup and sometimes on T.V.
And by the way, I am not gay in the slightest, in fact, I am as
straight
as Bill Clinton and I even have the same severe weakness for women.
On my knees in a homo bathouse near you!
Truly,
Chafey the Chicken Choker
Davey, the Pomposity Slayer
I assure you I am not gay, in the slightest. That was just a joke,
because
that movie, really seemed WAY-GAY to me. It was just a bunch of goober
boob guys, gettin' naked and exposing themselves to each other, with a
lot
of 'S and M', thrown in. Seriously. (--Hee Hee--)
But, anyways, regardless, of all of that
silliness, you are very correct, in assuming,
I am NOT gay at all. A bit bitchy-an-catty at times, perhaps, but
GAY....No.
Leify, I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am just not gay. Not in the
slightest, dude. Sorry.
Sorry, Vinny, I'm not
gay at all. Not even
BI, SO BYE!!!! Vinny
you are just boring.
Buh-Bye.
Anyways, I am NOT gay at all.
I am very straight, not even
just a little "bi".
Sorry, I am not gay.
Not in the slightest sense
of the word 'gay'. Not even
in the 'happy' sense.
Sorry, Vacuous Vincey, but I am not
GAY at all. But, YOU, surely seem
to be. But not in any kind of
_*COOL*_ GAY way!! I have
several cool gay friends and
co-workers at my station.
And ALL of THEM think
you're terribly GAY
in a severely UNCOOL,
lonely lovelorn,
semi-closeted,
fruitily-bitter,
and dim bulb
goober-boobish
kind of way!!
And I still
won't use that word. Just like I won't use "n***er" ever, either.
And the reason is I am not gay nor am I black.
I am NOT gay,
for one. (Not
that I think
being merely
GAY by
itself, is
offensive or
illegal). I am
just simply
NOT gay.
Period. And
I am certainly
NOT a
pedophile.
(And I DO
think THAT
is offensive
AND clearly
illegal.)
And I am
NOT into
bestiality,
either.
I am just not that bubbly
in reality!! But, I, may
pretend to be, for
comedic effect.
I may do that
quite often, in
fact. But, I assure
you, I am NOT
gay or even,
semi-BI, so,
Little Dickie,'
you'll have to
try to find
someone
else!! Buh-Bye,
Gay 'Little Dickie'
Guy!!!!
By the way, I'm not gay.
Not in the fucking slightest sense.
I am not even "gay" in the "happy" sense.
I, am not gay. Period.
But, _*YOU*_, however,
...._*YOU*_...., O'Really,
seem to be....VERY....
unnaturally-infatuated,
with, Momma Leify.
As far as your WAY-LAME
"cum-gargling" comments,
etc. Those are just too
stupid to bother with.
I am not gay. Never
have been, never
will be. Period.
Anyway, I am not a "fruit cake".
....I am not gay, either.
Because I, too, am not
gay in the slightest.
Your other comments were even nuttier.
I am NOT of another race. I am
WHITE. And I am NOT gay either.
Not even close, dude. Sorry,
to disappoint you.
By the way, fruity fluff poofy puff,
_*I*_ am NOT gay, in the slightest.
So try your slimy 'Lord of the Dense'
dance-moves somewhere
else, Log Cabin Creep....!!
I am not gay in the slightest. So, I wouldn't
want, Morrissey, deep inside me (nor even
just the tip of his English
dipstick caressing
the outerbanks
of my anus).
(--Hee Hee--)
Oh, by the way, I am not gay.
Sorry. You'll have to try elsewhere.
Buh-Bye.
And, besides, I am
not gay at all.
Sheesh. Dude, I am NOT gay.
Look elsewhere, for some other object of obsession, IDIOT....!!
Double Sheesh.
Beth, I'm not gay. Sorry. What a fickle
ingrate. That's the last time I try to help
you with a bloody helpful link. Sheesh.
I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT PENIS IN MY RECTUM!!!!!
I AM NOT GAY!!!
Yours (Bloody Anus) Truly
Gayfey....AKA....DeepASS
Riding the Baloney Pony