Dinosaurs (was Al, what are you smoking?)
Dave Andrews
<< dwas...@aol.comnospam (Dave Andrews) writes:
> Al Alm...@mygaff.fsnet.co.uk wrote:
>
> << Nature is amazingly good at finding the equilibrium so nothing wins too
> much and nothing loses out. >>
>
> Yeah, I noticed how well the dinosaurs came out on this one.
You have to remember they survived about 1000 times longer than homo sapiens
sapiens has been existing up to now. >>
Hi Christof,
This is another thread that I don't want to whip into a frenzy or otherwise
prolong. (Too late now, right?)
Here is an interesting passage out of the Book of Job:
Job 40:15 - 24 “Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and which
feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins, what power in
the muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his
thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of
iron. He ranks first among the works of God, yet his Maker can approach him
with his sword. The hills bring him their produce, and all the wild animals
play nearby. Under the lotus plants he lies, hidden among the reeds in the
marsh. The lotuses conceal him in their shadow; the poplars by the stream
surround him. When the river rages, he is not alarmed; he is secure, though the
Jordan should surge against his mouth. Can anyone capture him by the eyes, or
trap him and pierce his nose?
Question #1: Does this sound like the description of any creature you know to
exist today?
Question #2: What do you think that a brontosaur might look like?
Brontosaur: a very large herbivorous dinosaur of the genus
Apatosaurus (or Brontosaurus), of the Jurassic period.
Question #3: How do you suppose that such an accurate description of a
purportedly living but supposedly "extinct" creature could be made unless it
quite possibly coexisted with Israel's patriarch's roughly 4,000 to 5,000 years
ago?
There are a growing number of scientists (putting religious convictions aside)
that are advancing the concept of a "young earth". Many of these same
scientists believe that more evolution (and not less) needs to be taught in our
schools today because the deeper that you dig, the more the fundamental
underpinnings of evolution unravel.
No argument here. Just a stray thought or two.
P.S. I'm sure Job played the piano. ;-)
With all due respect,
Dave Andrews
D. W. Andrews Associates
Church Music System Specialists
"Two Hacks Working Out Of A Garage"
Disclaimer: If there are two ways to take my words,
always assume I was after the cheap laugh.
Dave Andrews
another one:
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Job 41:1-21 “Can you pull in the leviathan with a fishhook or tie down his
tongue with a rope? Can you put a cord through his nose or pierce his jaw with
a hook? Will he keep begging you for mercy? Will he speak to you with gentle
words? Will he make an agreement with you for you to take him as your slave
for life? Can you make a pet of him like a bird or put him on a leash for your
girls? Will traders barter for him? Will they divide him up among the
merchants? Can you fill his hide with harpoons or his head with fishing
spears? If you lay a hand on him, you will remember the struggle and never do
it again! Any hope of subduing him is false; the mere sight of him is
overpowering. No one is fierce enough to rouse him. Who then is able to stand
against me? Who has a claim against me that I must pay? Everything under
heaven belongs to me. “I will not fail to speak of his limbs, his strength
and his graceful form. Who can strip off his outer coat? Who would approach
him with a bridle? Who dares open the doors of his mouth, ringed about with
his fearsome teeth? His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together; each
is so close to the next that no air can pass between. They are joined fast to
one another; they cling together and cannot be parted. His snorting throws out
flashes of light; his eyes are like the rays of dawn. Firebrands stream from
his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke pours from his nostrils as from a
boiling pot over a fire of reeds. His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames
dart from his mouth.
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Question #1: Does this sound like the description of any creature you know to
exist today?
Question #2: Ever wonder how tales of fire breathing dragons made it into
medieval literature?
Question #3: What do you think that a Tyrannosaur might look like? T-Rex the
ominous (no offense to Davey Slayer).
Piano.
Tom Shaw
evidence concerning what has always been assumed by me to be pre-historic
eras. Pre-historic as in prior to history. Interesting that we dont find
all those drawings of the dinosaurs in the Egyptian tombs and the various
caves etc in Europe which, now that I think of it, must have been created in
the last two thousand years. What a gaffe by the archeologists! And
particularly those charlatans, the carbon 14 daters. Please enlighten us
further on these matters.
TS
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Dave Andrews
<< I am delighted that you have managed to find, in the Bible, all that
evidence concerning what has always been assumed by me to be pre-historic
eras. Pre-historic as in prior to history. Interesting that we dont find all
those drawings of the dinosaurs in the Egyptian tombs and the various caves etc
in Europe which, now that I think of it, must have been created in the last two
thousand years. What a gaffe by the archeologists! And particularly those
charlatans, the carbon 14 daters. Please enlighten us further on these
matters. >>
Well, Tom, your post was dripping with so much sarcasm that it took me nearly
45 minutes to wipe the venom off my computer screen. Are you really that angry
or defensive a person in real life, or am I getting special treatment? I don't
recall having done anything to purposely tork you in the past, so I'll doing my
best to stay on the high road here.
Tell you what. You do your own homework and believe what you want. If you're
right and I'm wrong, I will have lost what? Perhaps an elevated status among
the "intelligentsia"? On the other hand, if I'm right and you're wrong ...
There are 3 primary questions one might want to ask in developing their world
view:
1. Where did we come from?
2. What went wrong?
3. How do we fix it?
You might want to mull this over with a higher degree of intellectual
engagement than you would give to evaluating a piano manufacturer.
Just as a suggestion, if you really want to reasearch this at all, do a Google
Search on the exact phrase "Young Earth" and check out some of the links. One
very quick Q&A page is at the following:
http://www.creationseminar.net/it's_a_young_earth.htm
Some great books have also been written that deal extensively with (among other
things) the problems in carbon dating.
Just so you know, I pretty much refuse to be pulled into this discussion on an
adversarial level, so I'll let you have the last word.
Al
> view:
>
> 1. Where did we come from?
a place of evil (apparently, based on observation of prevalent attitudes
in the ng)
> 2. What went wrong?
we came into existence
> 3. How do we fix it?
mass suicide...
come on... an eternity of peace... anyone wanna join my cult? davey?
>
> You might want to mull this over with a higher degree of intellectual
> engagement than you would give to evaluating a piano manufacturer.
Hey DAVEY! job for ya man :p
>
Al
and in actual fact I *wasn't* joking in my responses to those 3
questions
pianoguy
> 2. What went wrong?
Ran out of gas.
> 3. How do we fix it?
Get some gas and blow this dump.
Personally I think the world is controlled by roach bugs and we are here just to
provide food for them. Example...just try eating a Big Mac without dropping chunks of
it on your shirt and then on the floor.
And...to stay on topic...pianos were created to provide room and board for moths.
Now you know!
--
pianoguy
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Dave Andrews
<< And...to stay on topic...pianos were created to provide room and board for
moths.
Now you know! >>
Does that mean that the mice occupying a
piano have to pay rent to the moths?
Christof Pflumm
> This is another thread that I don't want to whip into a frenzy or
> otherwise prolong. (Too late now, right?)
>
> Here is an interesting passage out of the Book of Job:
>
> Job 40:15 - 24 Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and
> which feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins,
> what power in the muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a
> cedar; the sinews of his thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes
> of bronze, his limbs like rods of iron. He ranks first among the
> works of God, yet his Maker can approach him with his sword. The
> hills bring him their produce, and all the wild animals play nearby.
> Under the lotus plants he lies, hidden among the reeds in the marsh.
> The lotuses conceal him in their shadow; the poplars by the stream
> surround him. When the river rages, he is not alarmed; he is secure,
> though the Jordan should surge against his mouth. Can anyone capture
> him by the eyes, or trap him and pierce his nose?
>
> [snip]
>
> Question #3: How do you suppose that such an accurate description of
> a purportedly living but supposedly "extinct" creature could be made
> unless it quite possibly coexisted with Israel's patriarch's roughly
> 4,000 to 5,000 years ago?
Sorry, but I find the description very vague. And there have certainly
been other books that describe animals like that. If I imagine all the
descriptions of dragons, sea monsters etc. there'll certainly be
something resembling dinosaurs. And then, did Archeologists find other
sources with such descriptions in Israel? Any paintings or something
like that, figurines?
> There are a growing number of scientists (putting religious
> convictions aside) that are advancing the concept of a "young
> earth".
I don't. I find the notion unconvincing. And I never understood why
the age of the earth is of such importance for religious believes.
Bye,
Christof
Michael Haslam
> Here is an interesting passage out of the Book of Job:
>
> Job 40:15 - 24 “Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and which
> feeds on grass like an ox. What strength he has in his loins, what power in
> the muscles of his belly! His tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of his
> thighs are close-knit. His bones are tubes of bronze, his limbs like rods of
> iron. He ranks first among the works of God, yet his Maker can approach him
> with his sword. The hills bring him their produce, and all the wild animals
> play nearby. Under the lotus plants he lies, hidden among the reeds in the
> marsh. The lotuses conceal him in their shadow; the poplars by the stream
> surround him. When the river rages, he is not alarmed; he is secure, though the
> Jordan should surge against his mouth. Can anyone capture him by the eyes, or
> trap him and pierce his nose?
>
> Question #1: Does this sound like the description of any creature you know to
> exist today?
It sounds just like the Loch Ness Monster. No one's seen that up close but plenty
of people believe in it. Just shows how gullible folks can be.
MJHaslam
Radu Focshaner
Christof Pflumm wrote:
> dwas...@aol.comnospam (Dave Andrews) writes:
>
> > Job 40:15 - 24 Look at the behemoth, which I made along with you and
> > which feeds on grass like an ox.
"Behemoth" , in hebrew means, generally, a "domestic" animal (i.e. - tamed
to do various chores), so it can be a cow, bull, etc. It's also used for
Hippopotamus (of the Nilus).
"Leviathan" is now used for "whale". In the old writings it was a
mithological creature , an "arms-carrier" and fun provider for the gods.
> And I never understood why
> the age of the earth is of such importance for religious believes.
>
> Bye,
> Christof
Christof, think harder ! If the earth is young (say 4000-5000 years old)
then, perhaps some one, created it ("In the beginning it was chaos and the
spirit of God ...." - I can quote it in Hebrew, I don't know the english
terms).
Radu
Day two : Steinway patented the duplexing system.
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arrogantly fanatic-> 'Crazed Christian Zealots' because any extra
ammunition of so called "evidence" of the absolute "truth" of the
"bible" gives them more power to promote their real agenda of a
'Christian Communistic-like State'.
Look no further than Jerry Falwell, who has always made comments similar
in tone and substance to the following quote, although this is NOT
verbatim as I am paraphrasing from just what I remember:
"Wouldn't it be great if when you turned on your radio all you would
ever find is a nice song about Jesus and our love of God, you know,
nothing but nice good Christian songs all day on every station....Praise
the Lord....And if you'll send me $45.00 for my 'nice family-oriented
Christian' video, well then, maybe we can achieve that blessed goal!!"
"And the 'Family Christian Video' you will receive as thanks for your
contribution will be on how-> Bill and Hillary Clinton-> have pretty
much murdered everyone who has ever crossed them {besides of course
anyone anybody may actually KNOW} and it also points out that Bill
Clinton is a rapist and how Hillary always liked to watch Bill do it and
finally, as the 'capper' to your 'Christian Family Video'-> See how we
prove->"Socks the Clinton Cat" is really a Gay Communist Kitty who is
also a rapist like Bill and we see how 'that darn cat' Socks the
Clinton's Evil Horny Kitty-> has brutally raped....many times.....->the
Clinton's very innocent and vulnerable yet nicely plush-> "sofa
cushion".....AND YES......while, once again, Hillary watched with an
evil very pleased grin...........Oh, yeah, Chelsea Clinton, their
beloved daughter-> is a Satanic Worshipping Black Magic Witch who is
also a Hermaphrodite who, we understand, is always-> having 'group sex'
with 'herself'. Oui. Oui."
So, anyways, getting back to Jerry Falwell's very scary comments about
'Christian music ALL THE TIME on every bloody radio station'.....->NO
THAT WOULDN'T BE GREAT IT WOULD BE BORING AS F**KING HELL!!!!!!!!! And
cute as that snow white Christian hoe b*tch Amy
Grant....IS!!....STILL!!....I need a little more of a mix in my musical
selections->THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Jeesh!!, even in China, I do not believe that it is all JUST 'Communist
songs' played on their radios!! So you see my point about the 'Crazed
Christian Zealot's Agenda!? Yes? No? Maybe in '1984'?
And, besides, if you think I am going to hell anyways....well, then,
PLEASE DON'T PUT ME THERE EARLY-> with Amy Grant sh*t all day long on my
radio....well maybe if she shook that cute little perky Christian snow
white ass of hers a little more I could stomach her videos all day. BUT
NOT ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!!!! HANDS OFF OF MY RADIO CHRISTIAN ZEALOTS!!
I'LL make your 'DINO-SORE' alright buddy!! You got me DAVE ANDR*WS!!
When I'm through, you'll be singin' like
'DINAH-SHORE'......I'll show you your
proof of DINOSAURS alright!!
"T-REX THE OMINOUS DAVEY DINOSAUR"->COMIN' AROUND THE VIRTUAL CORNER TO
FIGURATIVELY, VIRTUALLY->....KICK A LITTLE CRAZED-CHRISTIAN-ZEALOT'S
ASS!! YEAH BABY!! :o) <-Ahhh, looky at the cute little Cyber Smiley
Jesus-> :o) <-That cute Cyber Smiley Jesus always just melts my cold
virtual digital heart. :o) :o)
But seriously, all joking aside, Andr*ws, I think you can find that
'Christian-Communist-Paradise' that you are looking for....NO
REALLY!!....you can....,,,,,,,,,,,,...YEP!!.....You got it
babe......That's right......->On Evil Larry's 'Piano-1984-Talk' <-at->
H*tb*ards. Oui. Oui. And WHATEVER!!
Yeah, Andr*ws, you little submissive 'Evil Larry-ite' wimp, enjoy your
truly evil thoroughly hypocritical slice of censorship hell at THAT
CHEESY PIANO PLACE and take your cute little 'Bible Baby Dinosaurs' with
you while you are at it. And may God bless you and your precious
'Dino-Bible-Babies' {or whatever you're claiming them to be} ON THE WAY
OUT OF HERE-> Mr. Churchy Boy!! Oui. Oui.
Hey!!, Radu. Radu. Radu. Crazed Christian Zealots are people TOO.
Whack-a-do....Whack-a-do.....Whack-a-do
......Shave and a haircut........Oui! Oui!
Hey looky-> :o)~(o: <- 'Davey the Dinosaur' is French kissin' that
snow white hoe b*tch Christian chicky Amy Grant. Nice-> Fresh->
Hot->Christian Chicky->"Oui. Oui."<-Yeah, baby, YEAH!! Now that's what
I'm talkin' about!!
Yes. Yes. Oui. Oui.
And-> Oui. Oui. <-some more :o)~(o: Yes. Yes.
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From: musi...@webtv.net Date: Tue, May 14, 2001, 14:44pm To:
so...@webtv.net Subject: Re: The Kingdom of God is Inside You NOT in the
Mansions of Wood and Stone
Davey, it is good to see that you are so *civil* in this thread here and
it truly reassures me and makes me feel all warm inside and kinda giddy
gooey-like really {but in a GOOD giddy gooey kinda way if you know what
I mean}. By the way, *Davey*, I'm not wearing any *pants* while I type
this, I hope that doesn't bother you.
Alrighty then. Buh-bye, you *sweet* *civil* man YOU!! :o) :o) :o) :o)
Yours truly,
Scot Chonrox
P.S. Notice how MY e-mail address is NOT anonymous!! Have a wonderfully
*civil* day now....I love your *sexy caring civility* Davey!!
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Subject:
The Kingdom of God is Inside you NOT in the Mansions of Wood and Stone.
This post includes excerpts from a recently discovered secret diary
written by our one and only 'Mr. Davey Slayer'. It may not be as
important as the 'Secret Lost Gospel of St. Thomas'....but it is 'darn
near as important'....I TELL YUH!!
But, even so, AS 'important' or not....->....With Equal Certainty->Just
Like God->...."Split a piece of wood and Davey is there".
Oui. Oui.
Amen. Amen.
PIANO. PIANO.
And now the 'Davey Piano Diaries' begin:
PIANO. PIANO.
So very sorry, 'Nazo-Liberal-Nazi' for my tough sweeping
'macro-argument' in that other recent thread....Hee. Hee.-> But you had
it coming-> 'big time big time'->NAZO {ESPECIALLY after that recent
painfully plodding thread}->That you were intensely contributing
to....and DON'T DENY IT!!->my way too serious-> Mr.
Neo-Nazo-Nazi-Liberal-Boy->YOU!!....
Besides, you lobbed a few snotty remarks toward me FIRST, when you had
just recently arrived here!!
PIANO.
But anyway, contrary to the moronic ultra-conservative jealousy-driven
negative opinions of me by many of the most vocal here, I honestly do
not in reality have a terribly overly-inflated ego, although I do have
an inflated sensitivity to droning boring stereotypical anal discussions
from either side of the political fence.
PIANO.
You mentioned 'macro-argument' and this is true I do prefer the 'big
picture' to all of the nook and cranny minute details flying back and
forth on all of these various micro-managed issues. Like that topic
brought up by 'Evil Hillbilly Larry', for instance, on the->'endangered
sucker fish' and other crap like that, etc. Although, I do like saying
that phrase-> 'sucker fish'. Oui. Oui. Yeah baby, 'Sucker fish' good
now!! Yes. Yes. Oui. Oui.
PIANO.
But seriously, this is what always happens in politics, people argue
minute points back and forth until most people's eyes start to glaze
over and they then get terminally bored, tune out and they just say
'screw it' and then we go ahead and elect a buffoon like Bush.
PIANO. BUSH. DICK. RECESSION. DEPRESSION.
So, Nazo-Nazi-Liberal-Boy-> LIGHTEN UP PLEASE!!-> as these very
drawn-out boring policy discussions with hillbillies, just really, in
the end, helps their side more than 'our side' or the 'more liberal
side'. You see most potential liberal voters would rather be having sex
with a nice hot redhead chick instead of listening to a discussion on
'sucker fish' with a hillbilly.
PIANO. SUCKER. FISH. GOOD. OUI. OUI. GOOD. SUCKER. FISH. OH. GOD. YES.
YES. YEAH. MMMM. YES. MMMM.
SUCKER. FISH. GOOD. REAL. GOOD.
So, again, they just end up tuning out completely and not voting, you
see!?
PIANO. APATHETIC.
So, seriously, leave that boring crap to the dweeby Republicans....They
are good at all of that deeply pretentious insincere anal stuff. Hee.
Hee.
PIANO. REPUBLICAN. MEN. ANAL. DWEEBS.
Clinton's strength, for instance, was, mainly, in his ability to make
politics 'electric and fun' while he discussed many minute details at
the same time!!.....He dressed it up with very good humor which is
something most Republicans lack severely save for a precious few like
McCain and a few others.
PIANO. McCAIN. HERO. BUSH. SLEEPY.
We Democrats/Independents can only win with 'good humor, charisma and
bold excitement-> mixed quite heavily into the boring details'.....The
Republicans, on the other hand, always seem to win when the talk gets
boring and anal and/or if their candidate's brother cheats a little for
him.
PIANO. JEB. GEORGE. CHAD. CHEAT.
Democrats have always been sexier and more fun {it is our greatest
strength}, this is why so many hot single young good-looking Republican
women hook up romantically/sexually with 'Democratic' men, both in
America, as a whole, and, more specifically and even more noticeably so,
this phenomenon occurs, right smack dab in the mecca of the political
universe->Washington D.C.
PIANO. SECRETLY. VERY. HORNY. VANILLA. WHITE. ICE. CHICK. REPUBLICANS.
OUI. OUI. YES. YES.
It has been statistically proven in Washington, that many more single
Republican women end up hooking up with Democratic men as opposed to the
available Republican men they could have chosen-> BECAUSE WE DEMOCRATS
ARE BETTER IN BED!!
PIANO. JAMES. CARVILLE. THE. RAGIN'. SEXY. BALD. CAJUN. HEE. HEE.
HOO! AH! OUI. OUI. REPUBLICAN. LADIES. GET. ON. YOUR. KNEES.
We know how to "de-ice da Republican ladies real good-like. Oui. Oui."
And unlike, Republican men, we Democratic men are NOT a bunch of
snivelling little crybaby stuffy boring little old shrivelled-up
pinky-white wienies. Plain and simple. I mean really could any hot young
Republican chicky-girl actually ever imagine having sex with->Dick
Cheney....His butch lez b*tch daughter maybe...........but not him.
:o)~(o:
PIANO. FRENCH. LEZBO. KISS. OUI. OUI.
Oh yeah, once again, for the record, that's another thing, I am about
as, equally, far in distance, from being "gay" as the distance "Larry"
IS-> from being a "clever swell good-hearted guy". Not that there is
something wrong with being "gay" at all, but I am simply NOT....it is
just a fact. Not all liberals are gay and/or communists and some of us
actually like and respect SOME Republicans even->...."IF"-> they are
open-minded and good-humored at all, like McCain. And I bring this up
{the gay issue} again because I am including below one of my completely
silly and quite funny recent posts about Larry, Gene Rayburn: former
host of 'Match Game' and Barnaby Jones. Hee. Hee.
PIANO. BARNABY. LARRY. MATCH. GAME. GAY. CHARO. CHARO. COOCHIE. COOCHIE.
I DO love to turn all of that hateful intolerance toward gays and other
minorities-> right back onto-> the ultra-conservatives' lame stanky
skanky overly uptight and pale white pimpled asses {but in a much more
humorous, silly and outrageous and ironic kind of way} where they are
all, suddenly, the ones now called "gay" and "communist" by me Davey
'Insult King' Slayer, etc.->and I proceed to very effectively pin on
them in a funny way what they like to pin on others: 'Others' meaning:
basically, anyone, who just simply thinks way way differently than they
do about life in general.
But again, even though I am stating that I am certainly not gay in the
slightest while at the same time I am making somewhat 'politically
incorrect' jokes referring to "gays"....even so, I am STILL not at all
implying in my humor that there is anything wrong with being gay, I am
just trying to prove an important if very silly ironic comical point
about intolerance, etc.
I am strongly supportive of all gay rights, as well as, all other
minorities' rights. But I am also, however, very supportive of 'very
straight very white men' in reverse discrimination cases. I even wrote a
song about that one. So you jealous conservative idiots in the RMMP can
try lamely to peg me in a narrow scope, but it is just not the case.
In the words of 'En Vogue'-> "Free your mind....and the rest will
follow, IDIOTS!!" ........I added the 'IDIOTS' part. Hee. Hee.
Anyway, you see, my piano cult friends, I am simply basing my opinions
on our dear dear Larry in the same calculated fashion that Larry has
based his opinions on me and on Clinton and all "liberal tree-huggers",
etc. But of course, I do it {unlike Lame Old Larry} in a much more
effectively entertaining and clever funny silly sort of way. And so,
dear dear Larry doesn't like it much when he gets back what he always
lamely dishes out but it comes back at him-> extra hot, extra funny and
extra spicy!! Oui. Oui.
And that is exactly what makes it even more hysterically funny to me
even beyond some of my more clever lines or phrases, points or silly
stories, as it becomes doubly fun to me....because Larry and his buddies
are always hotly fuming about me quite severely {while unconvincingly
pretending to not care} and they are constantly foaming at the mouth in
frustration as they bite their bloody nervous lips in 'Davey Traumatized
Me' despair. The little babies. Hee. Hee.
PIANO.
You can literally feel the pathetic swirls of hot air foam and hateful
fume oozing from their jealous mouths and asses as their unbridled
frustrations squirt out profusely in every transparent telltale word
that they type to me: Like-> saying I am so very 'insignificant' just
like a funny 'cageful of monkeys'. Hee. Hee. Well, Larry sure wants to
get rid of that 'insignificant funny cageful of monkeys' an awful damn
LOT for some 'very significant' reasons. You see!?
PIANO.
His bruised fragile ego is the sole cause of his obsessions, campaigns
and threats against me, and his severe loss to me in a battle of wits
and his realization that he will NEVER win with me-> those are ALL the
'very real significant' reasons, I believe, for his wanting to get rid
of the so called 'insignificant cageful of monkeys'->....which is his
transparently predictable description of Little Ol'->'ME'.
Now finally, Nazo back to you....so anyways, as I was basically saying,
just please loosen up a bit and put on a 'party hat' and get a little
'jiggy wid it'
and THEN discuss policy!!....Okay!? But other than that I think you are
okay and quite smart and fairly sincere in your convictions and
beliefs....BUT, DON'T EVER TALK 'POLICY' AGAIN-> UNTIL->you get a decent
no holds barred bl*w j*b from a cute full-lipped bimbo, but of course.
Oui. Oui. AND->'Sucker Fish', MAN!! Sucker fish GOOD!! Yeah baby!!
YEAH!!........Oh, well. Whatever.
PIANO.
Please, I meant no offense at all to any and all 'bimbos' reading this.
I do not wish to alienate myself from the 'bimbos' in any way. Please
forgive me and then e-mail me BABY!! YEAH!! And I will give you my phone
number, girl. Dat's right. Oui. Oui. Call me girl!! Oui. Oui. Alrighty
then.
Okay now....that was fun and now I am done....for now at least. Hee.
Hee.
PIANO.
"Davey, the Pomposity Slayer"
(c)2001
PIANO.
"Davey Slayer Productions"
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David at so...@webtv.net musi...@webtv.net or
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Bonus repeat 'Davey' post from another recent thread {below} Woo! Hoo!:
Yeah, Mr. Andr*ws, by all means sit back and watch "Crackhead Hoophoot
Fruit Loop Tone Larry From Atlanta" use 3 out of a total of 5 brain
cells he has to his name to "put me in my place"....with a form of
hillbilly retard insult crackhead humor used mainly only in, like, say
the 1930's in and around the hallowed birthplace of Mr. Curly Stooge.
Cue fat gay bald guy with a high-pitched voice:
"Oh, A WISE GUY!!.....N-yuck yuck yuck.......This is a comfty-bull
jacket Miss Sales lady......Hey, Moe, look at the perty lady, the perty
sales lady....N-yuck....yuck....yuck!!"
Yes, Larry's cutting edge comedy has taken him far in this show biz
game, as I understand he once even dated Milton Berle's
mother......Milton looked a bit better in a dress than she did. But
Larry still loved her and the way her beautiful sexy smile glistened at
him so warm and sweet-like......in that fizzin' cup next to Larry's
favorite 'Moe Stooge endorsed' toupee on the nightstand {which was
always freshly dry-cleaned whenever Larry thought he'd get lucky wit dat
hoe b*tch mama Berle}.
But sadly, she later dumped Larry, for Bert Parks. And then later Larry
realized he was just really pretty much 'totally gay' and then he
quickly began a long term relationship with the very charismatic sexy
"Mr. Gene Rayburn" who, with Larry's constant encouragement and love,
went on to successively host the long-running game show 'Match Game'.
Gene later died and left Larry a bundle and Larry instead of wisely
investing the money in stocks, instead went to Atlanta to start a little
piano shop filled with mainly second tier brands and he now spends most
of his time on two different piano chat boards while he masturbates to
the picture of his new obsession 'Buddy Ebson'.
He finds 'Barnaby Jones' way way sexy and even more sexy than those
young gay cheesy whipper-snappers-> 'The Backstreet Boys'. Yep, Larry
prefers 'em older because he knows experience makes for a better sex
partner and he just knows that horny old stud "Barnaby" would be 'HOT
HOT HOT' in the sack.
Cue dramatic deep-voiced detective series announcer please!!:
"This has been a 'Quinn/Martin' production. The End. By the way
those->Quinn and Martin producer fellas....they were both pretty much
gay flamin' fruits too."
Cue drummer please!!..........."Ba-Da-Bom".
Yours truly,
Mr. Davey Slayer
"Davey, the Pomposity Slayer"
(c)2001
"Davey Slayer Productions"
(c)2001 {All copyrights will be strictly enforced and protected. Contact
David at so...@webtv.net musi...@webtv.net or
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Dave Andrews
and mentally stimulating post, said in part:
<< You got me DAVE ANDR*WS!! When I'm through, you'll be singin' like
'DINAH-SHORE'......I'll show you your proof of DINOSAURS alright!! >>
So I guess that we should mark you in favor
of the Steinway. Is that right, Davey?
LstPuritan
1:1 In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth.
[Get out a Strong's Concordance now]
1:2 And the Earth *BECAME* void and without form.
The Hebrew clearly emphasizes that between the first two verses of Genesis
there is a gap of *billions of years*. How did the earth become void and
without form? II Peter Chapter 3 would be a good place to start for the
purpose of understanding the three Earth and Heaven Ages. And the flood
referred to here is NOT Noah's flood, but the earlier (and far more severe one:
NOTHING survived). Noah's flood did not kill every living creature, only those
perverse family lines created through the union of the fallen angels (Nephilim)
and human women. The only souls sentenced to death already are Satan (Sof of
Perdition, Abomination of Desolation, Antichrist), during the creation of whom
God made "the full pattern"= the most beautiful angel, consumed by pride--- and
those fallen angels of Genesis 6 who refused to be "born again" (actually,
"born *from above—not 'again'* [through woman] is a better translation). Any
time therfore you see something God did "before the *foundations*" of the
Earth, go to the Strong's and break it back to the greek.
Foundation=Overthrow=The revolt of Satan and the 1/3 of God's children who
followed Satan during the first Earth age: pre Adam... [First verses of
Jeremiah, being known and chosen before conception; also, God loved Jacob but
hated Esau while they were still in the mother's womb. Why? Because of their
actions before and during the rebellion in heaven which forced this earth age
to be. The first flood (not Noah) destroyed everything... utterly. That is
how the world became void and without form. Rather than simply kill one third
of his children, God had a better plan: that each soul from that first earth
age would be born innocent in the flesh to choose God or Satan. This explains
well the endtime prophesies during the generation of the fig tree (1948-?)
characterized by things "being as they were in the days of Noah, giving and
taking and marriage" (I Corinthinans). Later in the book, the often
misunderstood verses dealing with a woman wearing long hair and a man not has
nothing to do with hair on the head. The Greek is 'VEIL', so naturally if
things were the way they were in the times of Noah, with the fallen Angels
taking human wives producing monstrous offspring, it is the women who wear the
veil of Christ over thier heads for protection. It is an abomination for a man
to carry such a veil, at least for the same purpose, for angels (all male, as
it is) have little interest in men, and it would be unnatural for men to take
precautions against such acts the Nephilim have never pursued and Satan
(Antichrist) when Michael kicks them out to walk again de facto on the earty
for a short season.
As a sidenote, also look up those flying vehicles of transportation described
in Ezekiel (the "whirlwinds" with the "color of amber"). Again, Strong's
concordence, Hebrew word, there is no color Amber, but rather "highly polished
Bronze." The whilwind: a rotating circular shimmering object in the skies
moving, hovering, windowed, and accelerating at unthinkable speeds. For a
second witness, II Kings documents Elisha taken up in a similar object, which
is certainly an Identified Flying Object, [UFO], but not a UFO in the sense of
'unidentified.' Don't believe me. Check in the Strong's Exhaustive
Concordance of the Bible.
And there is *NO* Pre-tribulation rapture. Read I Thessalonians 4:16,
*starting* from 13 to pick up the subject, or else for documentation of the
factual, documented origin and develpment of rapture 'doctine' read "The
Incredible Cover Up; Exposing the Origins of Rapture Theory" by Dave
MacPhereson. 1830 was the year a feverish woman had a dream which was
interpreted as the birth of the 'any moment' false teaching, but preachers love
it so... Incidentally, the same family postulated a false 'doctrine of tongues'
so entirely missing the simply facts of what occured in Acts on Pentacost that
it would be utterly laughabe, if so many people did not misunderstand it today
and babble like ducks claiming that such theatrics is proof of the Holy Spirit.
Babbling is babbling. Babbling is not a gift. As it is written, GOD IS NOT
THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSION.
Piano. Bach and Webern Rule[s]. Beethoven Drools.
--Justin
so...@webtv.net
LstPuritan
>For a
>second witness, II Kings documents Elisha taken up in a similar object,
Better make that EliJAH, not SHA.
I'm firing my proofreaders and shipping them back to Cuba.
Dave Andrews
I knew you were a dinosaur kinda' guy, Davey.
Andrew Fielden
>
>
> It sounds just like the Loch Ness Monster. No one's seen that up close but plenty
> of people believe in it. Just shows how gullible folks can be.
>
The same people believe that Steinways are
"Probably the best pianos in the World"
--
Andrew.
"The only source of knowledge is experience" -- Albert Einstein
so...@webtv.net
POST BUT YOU MUST SCROLL DEEP BELOW FOR THE GOODS!! Hee. Hee.}
Actually, Dave Andr*ws, my Ensoniq ZR-76 has a '16 mb. William Coakely
Perfect Piano set' of piano samples that includes a sweet luscious
Steinway and they are truly excellent meticulous samples of a perfectly
tuned Steinway grand and, in fact, when I settle into my new place, I
plan on getting a used Steinway grand or a new or used Baldwin grand.
Most likely a Baldwin because of price and quite frankly, my two
favorite pianists swear by them-> Billy Joel and Ben Folds.
There is a reason for this. Baldwin grands have Balls!!->
'Ballsy-Balled-Baldwins!!' With a smooth rumbling bass end and a
mid-range that cuts through a mix and the high-end sounds sweet not so
'tinkly'. And since I, Davey, truly ONLY play by ear, the tone is really
all that matters to me and I agree with those two very creative popular
artists who use Baldwins live and while recording....and their pianos,
do indeed, cut through in both settings superbly and I have, as well,
many times over the last 12 months, played, a few of the Steinway and
Baldwin grands myself->and I, personally, consider it to be a tie
between those two brands.
And, I believe, only 'dweebily' biased piano sales idiots carrying
mainly just second tier product lines-> like a 'Larry in Atlanta'-> only
they would constantly attack the cream of the crop brands like->Steinway
and Baldwin.
Just look at what the most creatively artistic popular artists USE!!
Larry does not come close to being an 'artist' as he is, in fact, an
'anti-artist' in thought and practice.
Larry's choice of grand pianos to lamely attack and so very
transparently....therefore, very ineffectively, try to
'belittle'.....well his choice of brands to assault....just simply
proves, my piano cult friends, that 'lack of an artistic open-minded
spirit that our dear Larry is so severely afflicted with'.....it proves
it ....even further beyond his other lame NON-artistic opinions about
life and art in general, in fact, this goofy constant 'dissing' of the
very top of the line piano brands-> well, my friends, that is simply
just the 'capper', the 'icing', if you will, to his twisted anal dweeb
reality that he shares with all of his submissive dolt underlings in
this piano newsgroup cult we call the 'RMMP'.
In other even more 'earthy' words, the 'Baldwins', especially, are a bit
too 'ballsy' for a dweeb like a 'Larry' to handle: Larry prefers the
'little shrivelled-pinky white tiny bee's buzz' of a moped over the
'large thunderous rumble' of a Harley.
What a bunch of anal ultra-conservative twisted hateful jealous piano
dweebs many of you are. Truly. Second Tier Product Boys!! Hee. Hee.
Yours truly,
Davey Slayer
Keep on scrolling below the links and copyright info-> for: 'Davey the
Dinosaur' 'Chelsea Clinton the Horny Hermaphrodite' and 'Larry, Milton
Berle's Mother and Gene Rayburn- Host of The Match Game'
"Davey, the Pomposity Slayer"
(c)2001
"Davey Slayer Productions"
(c)2001 {All copyrights will be strictly enforced and protected. Contact
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rec.music.makers.piano Date: May15, 2001 Subject: Re: Dinosaurs (was Al,
what are you smoking?)
I'LL make your 'DINO-SORE' alright buddy!! You got me DAVE ANDR*WS!!
When I'm through, you'll be singin' like
'DINAH-SHORE'......I'll show you your
proof of DINOSAURS alright!!
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Dave Andrews
<< > Michael Haslam wrote:
> It sounds just like the Loch Ness Monster.
> No one's seen that up close but plenty of
> people believe in it. Just shows how gullible
> folks can be.
The same people believe that Steinways are
"Probably the best pianos in the World" >>
Steinway's rule!
To play music, try something else.
<< "The only source of knowledge is experience" -- Albert Einstein >>
Knowledge comes from experience.
Experience comes from making mistakes.
Mistakes are made as a result of stupidity.
Therefore, stupidity equals knowledge.
;-)
Dave Andrews
<< Most likely a Baldwin because of price and quite frankly, my two favorite
pianists swear by them-> Billy Joel and Ben Folds. >>
Don't know about Ben Folds, but Baldwin managed to really upset Billy Joel
about 5 years ago, and he jumped ship to the USS Steinway. Had something to do
with Baldwin's New York retail division using his name in an unauthorized
advertising piece about 3 times AFTER they agreed not to do so. Baldwin had
approved materials to use with Billy Joel's endorsement, but the rocket
scientists in Manhattan thought that "rolling their own" was a more effective
ploy. That one really worked out well.
Baldwin still has George Shearing, who is my favorite piano player of all time.
<< In other even more 'earthy' words, the 'Baldwins', especially, are a bit too
'ballsy' for a dweeb like a 'Larry' to handle: Larry prefers the 'little
shrivelled-pinky white tiny bee's buzz' of a moped over the
'large thunderous rumble' of a Harley. >>
I'm sure the folks at Baldwin will jump right on that analogy, Davey.
Yessirree, having a piano sound like a Harley ought to really pack out Carnegie
Hall.
Larry
>all that matters to me
Yeah - we know what you know about tone. You were the one wanting a cheap used
Young Chang upright to put in your "studio".
I saw your momma the other day. Does she shave her hump?
Larry Fletcher
Pianos Inc
Atlanta GA
Dealer/technician
Doing the work of three men.....Larry, Curly, & Moe
Want to visit another piano related messageboard? Go to the piano discussion
group on my website:
Andrew Fielden
>
>
> << "The only source of knowledge is experience" -- Albert Einstein >>
>
> Knowledge comes from experience.
>
> Experience comes from making mistakes.
>
> Mistakes are made as a result of stupidity.
>
> Therefore, stupidity equals knowledge.
>
I always thought knowledge = power, so by inference we have
power = stupidity.
Does this make Bush the dumbest man in the World?
--
Andrew.
Tom Shaw
Tom Shaw
I love it when you get on a roll!!!! Even if I dont understand some of it.
Almost, but only almost, makes me want to get a copy of OT and see what you
are talking about.
TS
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I didn't know about Billy's shift to Steinway, but that just further
proves my point about Baldwin and Steinway being the 'top two' choices
of artistic people into ballsy creative piano pop/rock/alternative
playing. Thank you very DAMN much, Mr. Churchy Boy....SO HA!! Put that
in your church incense and smoke it!! Mr. Dino Batty Bible Bull Boy!!
As far as my 'motorcycle/moped' analogy, don't be so quick to dismiss it
now....maybe all of that so called 'harmonic vapor' emitting from those
Baldwins comes from the exhaust of it's Harley-sized-> ROCKIN' KICK ASS
RUMBLIN' PIANO BASS SOUND MAN!!!!
Come to think of it, I passed-out at a few Billy Joel concerts, must
have been the carbon monoxide....Huh!? Yuh think!?
And actually, Dave Andr*ws, I bet you didn't know it but in 'Anthony's
Song (I'm Movin' Out)' that engine sound at the end of that song, that
was no 'sound effect' DUDE!!-> THAT WAS THE RUMBLIN' KICK ASS BASS ON
BILLY'S BALDWIN MAN!!
Hey, isn't he one of the actor brothers of Alec....Yeah, Billy Baldwin.
THAT ACTOR KICKS ASS MAN!!
Davey
"Davey, the Pomposity Slayer"
(c)2001
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rec.music.makers.piano Date: May 16, 2001 Subject: Dinosaurs (was Al,
what are you smoking?)
Actually, Dave Andr*ws, my Ensoniq ZR-76 has a '16 mb. William Coakely
Perfect Piano set' of piano samples that includes a sweet luscious
Steinway and they are truly excellent meticulous samples of a perfectly
tuned Steinway grand and, in fact, when I settle into my new place, I
plan on getting a used Steinway grand or a new or used Baldwin grand.
Most likely a Baldwin because of price and quite frankly, my two
favorite pianists swear by them-> Billy Joel and Ben Folds.
In other even more 'earthy' words, the 'Baldwins', especially, are a bit
too 'ballsy' for a dweeb like a 'Larry' to handle: Larry prefers the
'little shrivelled-pinky white tiny bee's buzz' of a moped over the
'large thunderous rumble' of a Harley.
Dave Andrews
writes in part:
<<"Behemoth" , in hebrew means, generally, a "domestic" animal (i.e. - tamed to
do various chores), so it can be a cow, bull, etc. It's also used for
Hippopotamus (of the Nilus). >>
Thanks for the interesting post, Radu. I realize that you're stating "current"
Hebrew definitions, but just for the sake of antagonizing everybody here that
hates these OT discussions (Off Topic, not Old Testament), the passage in Job
doesn't sound much like a cow, bull or hippopotamus. Tail like a cedar (the
cedars of Lebanon were pretty decent sized trees, were they not?), bones are
tubes of bronze, limbs like rods of iron, ranks first among the works of God
(elephants -- how about the mammoth -- were bigger then and now), when the
river rages, he is not alarmed; he is secure, though the Jordan should surge
against his mouth, can anyone capture him by the eyes, or trap him and pierce
his nose? Hmmm. Current Hebrew definitions don't seem to capture the essence
here, at least to me. But language is an evolving sort of medium, I guess.
<< "Leviathan" is now used for "whale". In the old writings it was a
mithological creature , an "arms-carrier" and fun provider for the gods. >>
Leviathan, as contextually presented in the Job passage, referred to something
that existed in Job's time and was created by God -- otherwise, Job and his
friends would not have grasped the import of the point being made. It may have
taken on mythological proportions at some point, but here it was presented as
real. As for the possibility that this was a "whale", consider the description
again. This creature was adept on land and the sea. Whales seem to be a bit
uncomfortable on land. "His back has rows of shields tightly sealed together;
each is so close to the next that no air can pass between. They are joined fast
to one another; they cling together and cannot be parted. " Seen T-Rex
fossilized bones?
"His snorting throws out flashes of light; his eyes are like the rays of dawn.
Firebrands stream from his mouth; sparks of fire shoot out. Smoke pours from
his nostrils as from a boiling pot over a fire of reeds. " Fire, nostrils,
flashing eyes -- in a whale?
"Strength resides in his neck"
Yes waiter, I'll have whale neck on the half shell.
"The folds of his flesh are tightly joined; they are firm and immovable. "
Waiter, this whale is tough -- I distinctly ordered medium rare.
"His chest is hard as rock, hard as a lower millstone."
Blubber?
"Arrows do not make him flee; slingstones are like chaff to him. "
Fishermen are rarely seen using slingstones and arrows (with apologies to Bill
Shakespeare).
"A club seems to him but a piece of straw; he laughs at the rattling of the
lance. "
Or clubs & lances.
"His undersides are jagged potsherds, leaving a trail in the mud like a
threshing sledge. "
Whales can slither through mud leaving a trail? Too bad Willy didn't know
about this.
Anyway, I still think your post was interesting Radu. I did have a Rabbi tell
me about the Leviathan-Whale definition one time on a sound system
installation, but I had forgotten about it. I had also read commentaries where
Behemoth was noted as possibly a hippo, but the tail like a cedar seems a bit
of a stretch for a hippo. I'll go with Dr. John Whitcomb on this one.
Anyway, thanks for the reminder and the post, Radu.
Radu Focshaner
>
> LOL
> TS
What LOL ? The definitions I used were from a dictionary (written in the
OT original language).
Besides, how comes you don't have the OT book ? They give them away for
free. The one which my son uses (bundled OT+NT) was published in 1965
(printed in Sweeden) by ORAL ROBERTS, Tulsa, Okla., U.S.A.. Big letters,
but I doubt you would understand it.
> "Radu Focshaner" <ra...@writeme.com> wrote in message
> news:3B01AE54...@writeme.com...
> >
> > "Behemoth" , in hebrew means, generally
--
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I really have no life...
I go around reading posts and,without having any original thought,
or adding anything to the subject,simply make short simpleminded
remarQs.
Radu Focshaner
> 1:1 In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth.
> [Get out a Strong's Concordance now]
> 1:2 And the Earth *BECAME* void and without form.
>
> The Hebrew clearly emphasizes that between the first two verses of Genesis
> there is a gap of *billions of years*.
No, there is no clarity of the time gap pf "billions of years". Some
think that the sky (skies, not what we mean by heaven) and the earth
were the raw material used after some time to make the world. Others
think that there is no time separation between the first verse and the
second one, and all that God did was, as it is written, Day one. I
checked this from my OT (Hebrew and a book of "interpretations" and
explanations of the OT - a "concordance" I guess).
But anyway, what do I care ? I'm an atheist, I strongly beleive in
nothing ! But I appreciate your reply , the effort and the knowledge you
put in it.
BTW, I read today in a newspaper about an american young man which
received his PhD in physics at age 18. His very proud mother told that
he is normal, plays with youngsters his age. He said he likes to read
books in foreign languages. When asked what was the last book he read he
replied "The bible in greek".
>
> Piano. Bach and Webern Rule[s].
> Beethoven Drools.
Pfooy, son of Satan !
Radu Focshaner
> Anyway, thanks for the reminder and the post, Radu.
I'm not an expert in this field. I went to school in a communist country
where there were no Bibles (if you had one you would be in big trouble).
I learn though, from my son. What I ressent about the way the OT is
taught in schools is that it emphasizes the "gossip" without taking the
opportunity to use the book as a history book in order to understand the
way of life, the causes of the conflicts , etc. I was amused by my son's
lack of understanding of the importance of the water-wells and why
people fought for them ("why, he could bring water to his sheep in a
bottle, from home...", he said)
Radu
Day Three: Bechstein came to Atlanta.
Radu Focshaner
>
> I am delighted that you have managed to find, in the Bible, all that
> evidence concerning what has always been assumed by me to be pre-historic
> eras. Pre-historic as in prior to history. Interesting that we dont find
> all those drawings of the dinosaurs in the Egyptian tombs and the various
> caves etc in Europe which, now that I think of it, must have been created in
> the last two thousand years. What a gaffe by the archeologists! And
> particularly those charlatans, the carbon 14 daters. Please enlighten us
> further on these matters.
For your information, orthodox jews have great difficulties coping with
the dinosaurs issue. Especially those who are also involved in different
science fields.
Besides, my kids asked my mother if she remembers the dinosaurs.
Radu
Day 7 : God chased Larry from Eden because he said a bad word about
Steinway: "Thou shall fight Steinway dealers and suffer till the end of
your life !"
Tom Shaw
I dont remember what LOL. I suffer from micros-second Alzheimers in which I
cannot remember what I wrote 2 microseconds ago and I cancel all downloaded
threads whenever I leave the ng...which is very often. Otherwise I would be
glad to explain my LOL. To be candid I dont want an OT or a NT either at
this point in my life.
TSnews:3B0376...@writeme.com...
Dave Andrews
<< I'm not an expert in this field. >>
Hey, I'm not an "expert" in any field, Radu, but I really enjoy having
conversations with people that can teach me, remind me, make me laugh, open my
eyes to a new perspective or otherwise just share experiences that I will never
encounter in my lifetime.
<< I went to school in a communist country where there were no Bibles (if you
had one you would be in big trouble). >>
Aside from the religious faith issue, I think Americans (specifically me) take
an awful lot for granted in this country, and like your son, are oblivious to a
more appropriate context for all that is around us. We must occasionally sound
fairly infantile to you, Radu, coming from your perspective and life
experiences.
<< I learn though, from my son. What I ressent about the way the OT is taught
in schools is that it emphasizes the "gossip" without taking the opportunity to
use the book as a history book in order to understand the way of life, the
causes of the conflicts , etc. >>
Good point. It is a book written on many levels.
<< I was amused by my son's lack of understanding of the importance of the
water-wells and why
people fought for them ("why, he could bring water to his sheep in a bottle,
from home...", he said)>>
;-)
Wait until you try to explain to him the Great RMMP Wars over plates, rims,
hammers, signature sound, and why evrybody that doesn't agree with me is
completely loony. ;-) At least when you win a battle over water, you can get
wet. Most of us piano warriors here are "all wet" to begin with.
Thanks again, Radu.
Dave Andrews
<<Day 7 : God chased Larry from Eden because he said a bad word about Steinway:
"Thou shall fight Steinway dealers and suffer till the end of
your life !" >>
Now I finally understand why Davey tries to
torment Larry. It's a curse.
Ya' just learn something new every day around here.
Larry
>torment Larry. It's a curse.
>
>Ya' just learn something new every day around here.
Nah. Radu is a friend and a good guy. He just likes to tease me. Davey actually
loves me, but he rags on me because he likes being abused by alpha males.
Little wimpy guys are like that - it's sort of like petting the snake that bit
you, understand?
Dave Andrews
<< Davey actually loves me, but he rags on me because he likes being abused by
alpha males.
Little wimpy guys are like that - it's sort of like petting the snake that bit
you, understand? >>
Wait ... let me get this tourniquet off my throat
so that I can answer.
Radu Focshaner
>
> Radu,
> I dont remember what LOL. I suffer from micros-second Alzheimers
I really hope you don't. Anyway nicotine has beneficial effects for
those suffering from Alzheimers - so start smoking ! I remember
everything, too much in fact (except what I did all those years from my
first piano teacher and the last - I remember them but nothing in
between).
> To be candid I dont want an OT or a NT either at
> this point in my life.
Good for you. Neither do I. But then, I'm a socialist/communist who
found the light : the piano ! And as I often say to my wife , "there is
only one God and HIS name is Ivo".
Hugs,
Radu
Radu Focshaner
> Hey, I'm not an "expert" in any field, Radu, but I really enjoy having
> conversations with people that can teach me, remind me, make me laugh, open my
> eyes to a new perspective or otherwise just share experiences that I will never
> encounter in my lifetime.
I must admit that I was misjudging you and I repent. (I wish Larry would
learn from you and stop using bad language even when he replies to
Davey)
> We must occasionally sound
> fairly infantile to you, Radu, coming from your perspective and life
> experiences.
First, I don't have a "life experience". Life was too easy for me.
Second, you (plural) don't sound infantile to me. There are even some
infants here (Adam, Justin - Al does not count, he's from the Great
British Empire) who are definitely not infantile. Not to forget Davey,
who is far from being infantile or mentally ill - too bad one often
cannot see his points in his "prolix bad worded posts".
> Thanks again, Radu.
I thank you for offering me the occasion to better understand you
Radu
Radu Focshaner
>
> >Now I finally understand why Davey tries to
> >torment Larry. It's a curse.
> Davey actually loves me
Davey hates you, but this is not the real matter. I wrote "suffer till
the end of your life" from a Steinway dealer. But on second thought,
perhaps Scott A. is Davey ...you see...Young Chang...Yugo ...."fabulous
Essex"...Young Chang...
Dave Andrews
<< I must admit that I was misjudging you and I repent. >>
Oh? Well, I guess it's hard to get to know anyone quickly in random posts to a
newsgroup. I have been known to take opposite sides of the same issue
simultaneously, just to make it fun, so I guess discovering the "real me" can
be a bit tricky, at least here on RMMP. However, before you go too easy on me,
remember that I can be a bit of a pain in the keester. I usually only get
really antagonistic after someone launches the third or fourth grenade in my
direction, but deep down, once you get past this relatively gruff exterior, I'm
pretty much rotten to the core.
<< (I wish Larry would learn from you and stop using bad language even when he
replies to Davey) >>
Well, Larry is a sales professional, and as such, he has mastered the ability
to communicate on all levels -- from the professional engineer type all the way
down to the paperboy. Sometimes, those rather "interesting turns of a phrase"
are designed to emphasize a point Larry is making within the context of his
perception of that individual's level. And sometimes, he's just entertaining
himself. I've been known to do that myself. Like all of us, Larry
occasionally makes a mistake in judgement, but I've also seen him go back and
clean up his messes. There are others on some of the newsgroups I frequent
that would rather be hit by a bus than to apologize. I've always appreciated
"real" -- as in genuine, unpretentious -- as opposed to the chameleons that are
oh so nice to you until you aren't looking. With Larry, you can give him a
kick, he'll kick back, and then you can both move on to something else that you
either agree or disagree with. No grudges, no snide follow-ups several threads
later, no incessant whining. I appreciate that.
<< First, I don't have a "life experience". Life was too easy for me. >>
Uh, define "easy" -- and really make me feel like I don't appreciate my
heritage. You have a great attitude, Radu.
<< I thank you for offering me the occasion to better understand you >>
When you complete the analysis, would you please send it to Dr. Sigmund
Twitkowski here at the home. He's the resident in charge of the floor where
I'm incarcera .... where I live.
Marsha Rider
> Tom Shaw wrote:
> >
> > LOL
> > TS
>
> What LOL ? The definitions I used were from a dictionary (written in the
> OT original language).
>
Don't know if TS thought this was what he replied LOL to...
>
> Day two : Steinway patented the duplexing system.
>
:-) Marsha
so...@webtv.net
this Davey Piano Post!!
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Tom, honestly, for you to have complimented 'Justin Martian Puritan' for
his recent 'frighteningly chaotic mess of a post'->....well, Sir Tom,
Sir, you must then be truly totally way way whacked fruity gay and have
a 'romantic inkling tinkling' for Justin/Justina....as I have seen
Justin's posts {the good, the bad and the satanically disgusting ugly}
in all of their various forms while he has been periodically under
several different sets of anxiety medications and of course the ever
present drug of choice in his system->Risperdal. And let me tell you
whatever set of drugs he is on NOW-> IT JUST AIN'T WORKING AT ALL IN NO
WAY....HELL NO....THAT POST OF HIS
BLEW BIG RETARD-SPOCK-SPORE SPACE CHUNKS SMACK DAB INTO THE FACE OF DEAR
HUMANITY ITSELF!!
After reading Justin's last erratic Martian nonsense post, let me just
say, I have seen better spelling from even-> 'Al' when Al first got on
here and was just learning to type for the first time. That is certainly
NOT Justin's excuse. And as seethingly jealous and critical of other's
'writing styles' like he has always been for forever on various
different newsgroups, one would think he would be embarrassed into total
complete disgrace after that post. I hope he is, he should be.
And that stuff he was writing 'Babbles of Babbling by Babblers in
Babylon' or whatever that was, it was not even to the level of an 'Anal
Droning Space Martian Boy'. It was worse than Dave Andr*ws'
cringe-causing-> 'Santy' song. Justin, in fact, has even seemed to have
lost the ability to make simple paragraphs.
Time for YET ANOTHER medication readjustment, Justin!! Jeesh!!
I felt so embarrassed for you, Justin, that I was just going to ignore
that atrocity as a cyber gift of peace to you, but Tom's way gay
clueless 'praise' of that piece of crap made me change my mind.
Talk about your 'fevered babblings and speaking in tongues'. Justin you
have a lot of room to talk. Hee. Hee. SCARY!!
And, Hey!!, bitter mean old gay Tom, instead of clueless typed
'praise'....YOU should try sending flowers and perfume next time. Double
jeesh!! Way gay-> way way way gay. Truly.
Oh, yeah, Justin, I don't, personally, need to use 'Spellcheck' at all
except on rare 'dyslexia-causing' words and a few others but it seems
after that post, that _"YOU"_ should NEVER EVER EVER leave home
without->SPELLCHECK-> Spellcheck is your little secret friend, Justin,
that you so desperately NEED!! Don't try to fly alone AGAIN!! You don't
want to get that banged up any more. And that was a bad bad accident and
I am, frankly, surprised you survived it.
Yours truly,
'Davey, the Pomposity Slayer'
(c)2001
P.S. Tom!! Cheer up though dude!!-> for you, my fruity bitter old
friend, you are not alone in your 'way way gayness': As our very own->
Dave Andr*ws seems very very smitten with 'Hillbilly Deliverance Anal
Alpha Georgia Male Larry'....and so much so....that Andr*ws posts now
are looking like they have been written directly BY LARRY HIMSELF!!
Truly, one does get that strong impression while reading his wimpy
kiss-up posts to Larry, in fact, you might even-> envision Andr*ws on
his knees as Larry types Mr. Churchy Santy Parody Boy Andr*ws' posts
_"FOR"_ him-> and you can really literally hear Andr*ws' moans of anal
submission->"Yes, Yes, Larry, you are such a sales 'professional' and I
am nothing but your horny little 55 year old paper boy boy-toy. Please,
handle me, Larry, on the level you so wisely perceive me to be, handle
me at that level-> the level that I, Mr. Closet Gay Churchy Boy Andr*ws,
am at, right as you type this for me, right now, while I am looking up
to you wide-eyed and ready and willing on my weak pansy ass knees. Yes.
Yes."
Whatever guys!! You are all so way lame. And you guys had the nerve to
accuse me of being 'gay' even in the slightest way. What a joke. Truly.
So gay....so way gay.
(Not that there is anything wrong with that, mind you. Hee. Hee.}
But maybe, Andr*ws, is NOT a way gay submissive dweeb following Larry
around, after all!! In fact, perhaps, since he is on AOL, it could just
be LARRY himself->Yet->again!? I mean somebody COULD be helping Larry
with some of Andr*ws, at times, passably clever comebacks to my sharp
funny clever->'Davey Parody Posts' and we know that certainly, Larry,
could never muster those 'not quite as bloody embarrassing passably
okay' comebacks on his own!!
Right!?......No, probably it is not, Larry, I just think Andr*ws is
pretty much a way way clueless submissive closet 'Christian' gay-> who
just happens to have a bit of a sense of humor-> clueless and wimpy and
anal whacked gay bottom boy submissive as he STILL IS!!
Hey Tom, do you like hypocritical 'Churchy Boys', well hey maybe you two
can hook up, you both have a love for 'Larry', it is something you both
can share->together. Oui. Oui. And then Tom, you can turn Andr*ws on to
Justin's Anal Martian Boy Satanic Anal Droning Madness. And you can all
make it a nice threesome....that is-> until 'Big Hillbilly Daddy' Larry
comes home and 'gives it to you all' nice and 'special-like'. Oui. Oui.
Un-be-liev-able!! You incredibly amazing piano boy dweeb anal gay
idiots. Whatever. Hee. Hee.
And Radu, if you want to be critical of someone's 'poorly worded
ideas'-> look no further than Justin's 'Dinosaurs, Babbling Babbles and
Misspellings Galore' post, BUDDY!! You blind biased 'Rude Frenchy Boy'
goober. Jeesh!! Hee. Hee. Again, whatever. Keep dreamin' your blind
clouded distorted American and Frenchy Boy dreams there in Romania, my
dear Radu. Oh, well.
Baldwins-> KICK ASS MAN!!
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'Google' Readers Rock!! Lots of Sex In this Piano Post-> Especially->
For You->My Google Guys and Girls!! Yes. Yes. Oui. :o)~(o: Oui.
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Bonus Davey Posts Below:
From 'Dinosaurs....' thread and a few other recent threads:
Dave Andrews
is certainly made up in brevity.
But thanks for the mention.
P.S. Larry and I are are moving in together next
week. Boy is my wife gonna' be surprised.
Philomel14
Ex-P.F.C. Wintergreen
Radu Focshaner
I'm so sorry,sir,Davey,sir, for the misunderstanding. English difficult.
What I wrote was "bad worded" meaning usage of words I consider bad as
"idiots", "lame" and so on.
> You blind biased 'Rude Frenchy Boy'
> goober. Jeesh!! Hee. Hee. Again, whatever. Keep dreamin' your blind
> clouded distorted American and Frenchy Boy dreams there in Romania, my
> dear Radu. Oh, well.
Oh,well, I'm not affraid to admit being a communist . I also admit that
I jump from piano board to piano board looking for "gossip". Though you
are not correct in stating that I do it 24/7. No. I spend many hours
browsing porno sites, collecting pictures of Silvya Saint, Nikky Tayler,
Zdenka (a former communist) and other art-case exquisitely shaped
bodies. I have a rather nice collection of old pianos pictures (most
from the eastern europe block) embellished with beautiful bodies.
And I admit using another handle, Mobutu Mbwawe. But it is only ONE
handle. It is interesting how did you find my posts in those piano
groups you never read !
Bottom line, you must do better if you want to upset me ! Try harder !
Dreaming Radu, not from Romania.
Radu Focshaner
> When you complete the analysis, would you please send it to Dr. Sigmund
> Twitkowski here at the home. He's the resident in charge of the floor where
> I'm incarcera .... where I live.
Unfortunately, Dr. Sigmund Twitkowsky is an old ennemy of mine. So I'll
just send you a box of chocolate coated spiders. Hope you'll enjoy them.
I would also recommend you to read the small, out of print and
un-available, book of R.D.Laing - "I love you". I bought this book three
times, and it was stollen three times. It was published in the
seventies, the years when I was on the verge of becoming a shrink (my
ethernally beloved became one) - but my folks considered it as
ridiculous so I embraced, with much disgust, electrical engineering.
If you'll succeed to get this book (not an academic one, just humour)
you won't regret it. Judging by your writing style, I think you'll
enjoy the book as much as the spiders.
Radu from Transilvania
Dave Andrews
<<It was published in the seventies, the years when I was on the verge of
becoming a shrink (my
ethernally beloved became one) - but my folks considered it as ridiculous so I
embraced, with much disgust, electrical engineering. >>
As a sound contractor, I've met many the EE that needed a shrink. As an
armchair humorist, I've run into a number of shrinks that needed to be rewired.
But you, Radu, are the first person I have ever met who has successfully
embraced both disciplines. Do you give yourself electrical shock therapy, or
does this genteel approach come naturally?
<< Judging by your writing style, I think you'll
enjoy the book as much as the spiders. >>
Inasmuch as your better half is a psychologist, and you aspired to the same, I
don't know how to respond here. If I say I am looking forward to the spiders,
you might think I'm buggy. If I seek out the humorous material you
recommended, you might assume that I'm paranoid over running low on new
material. I think I'm having a crisis. What's your wife's phone number?
Kevin Lamb
Is anyone going to touch this one? Certainly not me.
Dwain Lee
leave town on a business trip (so I don't have time to check in here),
Justin returns with both fists swinging!
But I'm not reading this thread. In fact, I'm not even in rmmp right now.
Really.
There's a baby grand piano in the lobby here. I wonder how many guests I
could get to check out if I started playing. It would probably make it
easier to get a seat at the bar. Never mind, I'm not here.
Dwain
LstPuritan
>leave town on a business trip (so I don't have time to check in here),
>Justin returns with both fists swinging!
>
>But I'm not reading this thread. In fact, I'm not even in rmmp right now.
>Really.
>Dwain
You know one of my favorite things to do? Lurk for a really long time, watch a
thread until it degenerates into off-topicness until I find just the right
moment for my assault. When you do, de facto, get here and read again what you
didn't read before, any thoughts you may have are welcomed. How can I sit out
of a discussion of dinosaur theology in rmmp? Glory glory glory!!!
--Justin
Dwain Lee
should be back Monday evening. But not a minute before then.
Dwain
Al
> to communicate on all levels -- from the professional engineer type all the way
> down to the paperboy.
we only use the abusive gestures to motorists who *deserve* them (i.e.
but us up, or almost killed is)...
Al
paper delivery technician :-)
so...@webtv.net
increasingly busy due to the often mentioned {all too real and time
consuming} fall radio gig. There are still many preparations and details
to be ironed out.
But stay tuned to the RMMP this Summer and Fall for NEW DAVEY STUFF when
it can be worked in. I will be humorously responding eventually to the
recent 'dissing' posts about me and I will have a semi-serious response
post going out to Radu soon, etc. Oui. Oui. Even as fast as I type, I
just do not have as much time now because of the preps for my local show
this fall and also my other obligation: my first solo all-digital
self-produced C.D. which I am desperately trying to finish before the
radio show begins this fall.
But regardless, more *virtual* surprises coming this summer. Larry make
sure you take your *virtual* digital heart medicine OLD MAN!! And Justin
take a double dose of your anxiety medications because there are more
surprises on the way for the BOTH of you {time permitting, that is}.
Oui. Oui. It looks to be a long hot fun summer full of surprises leading
up to a fall climax.
But look on the bright side Justin and Larry, come the fall, I won't
even have a drop of time to type all of these quickly typed long
entertaining upstaging posts of mine that you both so jealously and
severely dread.
Come Sept.//Oct. all I will ever post here is just one final follow-up
post with a link that leads to a snip from one of my radio shows just as
a fun silly climax to all of this 'virtual' newsgroup 'spy' stuff and as
basically, the *capper*....the *icing*, if you will, to all of the so
called *flame war* crap....->that is, in reality, really just typical
cult/pack behavior found in abundance in the real world->in offices,
schools and-> in Larry's case-> the 'Deliverance backwoods of Georgia.
But what you all fail to realize, dear piano cult friends, in the
*virtual world*, this *pack mentality* can get confusing and very
jumbled when you don't know who all of the players are *exactly* and who
is who.
But again, cheer up, because regardless, I will be *virtually and
completely* gone from this newsgroup after my final post in the same
fall period that my show begins....but you guys will STILL be here, if
your *virtual* egos survive my final *Davey Blitz*, THAT IS. Hee. Hee.
But hey, that is kind of sad for you guys....that you MAY STILL be HERE
long after I leave....but oh, well....cheer up you got a ton of pathetic
cyber *virtual piano cult follower dweebs* to keep you company in your
mostly uneventful lives spent posting and/or lurking-> just about 24/7
week in and week out-> on a bloody freaking newsgroup. Oh, well.
Whatever.
One quick couple of semi-helpful clues to the many clueless here at the
RMMP: You have a mole//spy//double agent among the *regulars and/or
semi-regulars at the RMMP* who just happens to be very computer savvy
but does not let on about all *he or she* REALLY knows about computers.
This person may, indeed, be someone you may have wrongly thought that I,
*Davey* was just *dissing equally* along with the rest of the *ilk*.
And/or it may be someone that you have, indeed, confided in and sent
several *very interesting* private e-mails to, etc. Silly cyber people,
things are not always as they seem....especially on the internet. When
will some of you learn this important life lesson!? Perhaps, you will
learn by Sept.//Oct. of this year. Hee. Hee. Oui. Oui.
That mentioned mole//spy-> *he or she*->will be a *guest* or possibly
even the *host*<-Hhhhmm?-> on->MY upcoming local fall radio show and he
or she will spill many 'gossipy' secrets about the lot of you and your
*various handles* that you use while posting at this piano newsgroup and
other newsgroups. And *this mole/spy* will have some interesting solid
verifiable evidence to back up some of the more specific things that
will be said about several of you on my radio show this fall-> during
the specific show that deals directly-> head-on-> with the internet and
newsgroups and virtual cult-like pack mentality, etc. Oui. Oui.
Final three clues:
1.Anyone into....->"cyber *****?" Larry? Justin?
2.Also this *mole//spy* may or may not also need a *passport* to get to
the radio station, perhaps?
3.If you know the mole is definitely NOT you....Look no further than to
one of a small group of 3....one of which MAY even be-> ME. Oui. Oui.
Hee. Hee. Hee. :o) :o) :o) 1. 2. 3.
Oui. :o)~(o: Oui. :o)~(o: Oui.
"Davey Slayer Productions"
(c)2001 {All copyrights will be strictly enforced and protected. Contact
David at so...@webtv.net musi...@webtv.net or
songwrit...@hotmail.com for further info and/or requests.}
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Bonus post from Davey's cyber pen pal Scot Chonrox!!!! Woo! Hoo! Hee.
Hee.
rec.music.makers.piano
From: musi...@webtv.net Date: Tue, May 14, 2001, 14:44pm To:
so...@webtv.net Subject: Re: The Kingdom of God is Inside You NOT in the
Mansions of Wood and Stone
Davey, it is good to see that you are so *civil* in this thread here and
it truly reassures me and makes me feel all warm inside and kinda giddy
gooey-like really {but in a GOOD giddy gooey kinda way if you know what
I mean}. By the way, *Davey*, I'm not wearing any *pants* while I type
this, I hope that doesn't bother you.
Alrighty then. Buh-bye, you *sweet* *civil* man YOU!! :o) :o) :o) :o)
Yours truly,
Scot Chonrox
P.S. Notice how MY e-mail address is NOT anonymous!! Have a wonderfully
*civil* day now....I love your *sexy caring civility* Davey!!
"Davey Slayer Productions"
(c)2001
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Another bonus repeat 'Davey' post from another recent thread {below}
Larry
>*virtual world*, this *pack mentality* can get confusing and very
>jumbled when you don't know who all of the players are *exactly* and who
>is who.
Transferance: The patient is trying to put the paranoia he feels himself over
onto the ones who make him feel paranoid.
It is important to understand that the brief periods where this patient is
absent for a few days are those days when he is on the down side of his
manic/depressive cycles. As you will note, once they come out of the depression
cycle into the manic cycle, they are extremely hyper. You will also note that
as he drops into his depression cycle his posts gradually shorten and get
calmer, such as the post previous to this where the patient merely posted a
link, and was polite to the person he responded to.
>You have a mole//spy//double agent among the *regulars and/or
>semi-regulars at the RMMP* who just happens to be very computer savvy
>but does not let on about all *he or she* REALLY knows about computers.
The patient again attempts to induce paranoia on others, and bases it on one of
the things he is most paranoid about. As you will remember, in the recent past
the patient was told a similar story, only it was reversed, with him being told
that one person here was actually several of you. He still isn't sure how many
poster's names are actually the same person, and he has reason to fear almost
anyone's superiority in computer use.
>And/or it may be someone that you have, indeed, confided in and sent
>several *very interesting* private e-mails to, etc. Silly cyber people,
>things are not always as they seem.
Another example as described above. The patient is paranoid of what may be
going on "behind the scenes". Since I *know* what's going on "behind the
scenes", I understand why he's paranoid. But I can't tell you just yet.
>That mentioned mole//spy-> *he or she*->will be a *guest* or possibly
>even the *host*<-Hhhhmm?-> on->MY upcoming local fall radio show and he
>or she will spill many 'gossipy' secrets about the lot of you and your
>*various handles* that you use while posting at this piano newsgroup and
>other newsgroups.
Proof positive (if you knew all the "behind the scenes" details) that the
patient is suffering from a host of mental problems, of which paranoia and
manic/depressive cycles are only a part. He has summed up his fears by again
drawing from his fantasy world of radio shows and "superman" syndrome saviors.
The key? When he said "various handles".
>And *this mole/spy* will have some interesting solid
>verifiable evidence to back up some of the more specific things that
>will be said about several of you on my radio show this fall-> during
>the specific show that deals directly-> head-on-> with the internet and
>newsgroups and virtual cult-like pack mentality,
The patient is beginning to lose focus here, and tip his hand by ranting. It is
common for people suffering from these conditions and who are filled with hate
to lose focus once they think they are "on a roll" so to speak in putting you
in your place with threats - threats that are always "out in the future"
somewhere. As you know, the subject matter mentioned would not be approved for
airtime even by a station that was willing to run repeats of hog futures in a
desparate search for material to fill up dead air time.
>1.Anyone into....->"cyber *****?" Larry? Justin?
The patient attempts to strike fear into those he hates the most by shooting in
the dark at things he thinks might scare them. If one follows the typical
transferrance and reversal patterns of the patient, most likely the item used
to make his attempt (ie: "cybering") is again drawn from his own habits on the
internet.
>2.Also this *mole//spy* may or may not also need a *passport* to get to
>the radio station, perhaps?
Losing focus again.
>3.If you know the mole is definitely NOT you....Look no further than to
>one of a small group of 3....one of which MAY even be-> ME. Oui. Oui.
>
Totally lost his focus.
As you can see by examining the posting habits of the patient, his rantings
slowed and shortened, ending with a mild, short whimper, he was absent for a
few days, and now is back again. His bout with depression being over for now,
and being back into his manic cycle, the patient roars back throwing everything
in but the kitchen sink.
Often things said to people who suffer from such mental illnesses are what
triggers a slide from one state to the other.
So what caused you to slide into depression, Dick? Was it trying to come up
with the answer to whether or not your mother has to shave her hump?
Remember, davey. *I* am your master. *I* control you. You are powerless to stop
it.
Larry
Dave Andrews
<<<< But look on the bright side Justin and Larry, come the fall, I won't even
have a drop of time to type all of these quickly typed long entertaining
upstaging posts of mine that you both so jealously and severely dread. >>
Well, Davey, your loss is our gain.
so...@webtv.net
increasingly more and more busy with that often mentioned gig beginning
this fall. Today was my first day on the computer for an extended period
since my last post in this thread several days ago.
****Special Note****
I know and/or suspect that, Larry, as lame and idiotic as he is, will,
once again, use his only defense and that is to go into that 'armchair
psychologist' schtick yet again and respond to each paragraph of mine
like a complete 'Gay Hillbilly Retard Doctor Goober from Hell' while he
calls his so called-> "virtual patient" his special word-> which stands
for his favorite body part on other men->which
is....a->...."pen*s"->AKA->'Dick'. Oui. Oui.
Yep, Larry is so *caring* and *civil*. Hee. Hee. What a joke. I think it
is funny, it is all he has: just responding to every original
copyrighted passage from me that makes him sweat an ocean. Whenever
Larry gets desperate and very paranoid....first he
misspells->'desparate'<-like that and then he does his-> tired worn->
Dr. 'Vakn*n' schtick. Way lame. So watch for his lame 'old unoriginal
'Dr. likes to call me a Dick: Schtick' in this thread. Hee. Hee. And
then when that fails, he will send a threatening private e-mail probably
once again. Don't let him fool you, Larry, is as paranoid and
threatening as they come, I will re-post his most recent threatening
private e-mail again to prove it, which he sent THIS YEAR!!
****End of Special Note****
But anyway back to you, Radu, I appreciate your honesty in that last
post.
Hhhhmm!? You are a Communist heavily into porn on line and you are an
atheist. WOW!! You are Jerry Falwell's worst nightmare besides of
course, Larry Flint. Hee. Hee.
Radu, what country are you in exactly?
And what type of government is it?
Radu, I am really not trying to get you mad at all in a lasting way, I
am just trying to get you to think a bit differently about life through
my agitating posts.
My humor shows many many truths about what I believe deep inside my
heart but some of it {what I write}, is admittedly, purposely twisted
and extreme for effect and entertainment purposes mainly and also to
combat the very extreme hate from people like 'Larry and Justin' as
there words many times in the past have been very hateful toward me and
really any other free-thinking nonconformist artists in the world and
they were very unfunny to boot except on a few posts I thought Justin
was funny at times when he wasn't being completely satanic and rude. You
must realize this fact. If you or Larry or Justin deny this, I will
simply re-post the posts from the beginning.
I have tried to at least be funny and/or very entertaining when
*virtually attacking back* for the most part. And there is a certain
level that I will just not sink to. But I believe Larry and Justin have
been willing to go THAT low-> to a satanic level of LOW as LOW as it
takes. They seem to have no shame....as I feel too many
ultra-conservatives or 'crusty old ancient thought stuck-in-the-mud
thinkers' do not have any shame it seems. They will attack new fresh
opposing thoughts like they are cancer.
And they claim Clinton has no shame....they should look in the mirror
and then they should open up their minds to all the possibilities that
they have feared for so long and try to embrace the differences in our
souls<-{Sorry Radu, no offense, intended Mr. Atheist, Sir. Hee. Hee.}
Not everything is so bloody cut and dry as the old men or the crusty old
curmudgeon spirits like those that are haunting and ruining-> Justin's
mind-> would have you believe. Justin is trapped in a 'technical
constipation' of sorts that prevents him from thinking original thoughts
like a creative human would as he seems to approach everything truly
like a pre-programmed computer only espousing what he finds written by
others that he "perceives" to be proper format and structure based
solely on the past.
But he, alas, is also a "computer" with a virus that has attached to it
a very warped satanic program of some kind that will at times rear it's
ugly head and spout hateful lies while it also severely misspells words
at times. And he has a brain that goes 'PING!!'. Hee. Hee. {thanks to
Python for that last line}
But anyway, there is, indeed, a deeper meaning to even the sillier
goofier more light stuff I write. I also, purposely, write in 'circles'
a bit....kind of like a humorous puzzle, if you will. I could very
easily write in a more straightforward stilted conservative way but I
don't like it much and I get very bored when I find myself writing in a
traditional 'Spock-like-Techno-Head' fashion. I like quirky styles of
writing and quirky original and fresh totally new ranting ideas. Like
'Jack Handy' types of stuff, etc. And again Kaufman, Miller, Python,
etc. mixed with my very own extremely unique original twists and turns.
Oui. Oui.
But anyway, Radu, I meant all of the things I said to you. I do think
you have a warped sense of America that you get from these odd odd
newsgroups. America is much more liberal than on the internet. This
piano newsgroup's *politics* is in the minority in *real life*. This is
what you don't *get*, I believe. I am a part of the *majority* currently
in America.
In *real life* a majority voted for Gore. He won the popular vote, it
was slim but he won. The majority on the internet, however, HATE Bill
Clinton and Hillary. This is a fact. It is still mainly just affluent
conservative families in America that have computers even in 2001. This
is slowly but surely changing. Soon it will be more like America as a
whole and things will be more balanced.
Okay, answer all of that for now, as I have to get off of the internet
right now. I sincerely am more busy do to this radio deal and my music.
Thanks. Talk at you later.
Later,
David
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From: musi...@webtv.net Date: Tue, May 14, 2001, 14:44pm To:
so...@webtv.net Subject: Re: The Kingdom of God is Inside You NOT in the
Mansions of Wood and Stone
Davey, it is good to see that you are so *civil* in this thread here and
it truly reassures me and makes me feel all warm inside and kinda giddy
gooey-like really {but in a GOOD giddy gooey kinda way if you know what
I mean}. By the way, *Davey*, I'm not wearing any *pants* while I type
this, I hope that doesn't bother you.
Alrighty then. Buh-bye, you *sweet* *civil* man YOU!! :o) :o) :o) :o)
Yours truly,
Scot Chonrox
P.S. Notice how MY e-mail address is NOT anonymous!! Have a wonderfully
*civil* day now....I love your *sexy caring civility* Davey!!
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HOT, I TELL YUH!!-> HOT!!
Yes. Yes. :o)~(o: Oui. Oui.
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A final direct note to Dave Andr*ws: Andr*ws you are too embarrassing
to even bother directly with any more. What humor you have in your
system is severely clouded by your extremely hypocritical
ultra-conservatism and your very painfully obvious desire to follow
Larry around post by post and just kiss-up to him for the most part
while at times weakly adding gooberish very mild 'dissing' jokes about
him to give the false impression that you are not just his little
kiss-up hoe b*tch<-which you clearly->ARE.
You, Andr*ws, are falling right in line with the
'pack/cult/leader/followers' mentality in these silly newsgroups. It is
so obvious it is funny and disgusting at the same time. I can not
stomach weak follower types and that is what you are, Andr*ws....you are
a follower with very mild timid mostly corny humor like a safe
designated 'approved and sanctioned court jester'. You know your 'line'
and you will never go 'over the line', you know your place: a pathetic
wimp follower, once again, trying to 'fit in' over all else.
And, Andr*ws, in regards to your reaction to my perceptions/jokes about
other *things*, all I can say is: having a *wife* proves nothing, dude,
as being *married*, we all know, never stopped Rock Hudson and others
from pursuing their *dreams*. And marriage is NOT stopping YOU from
pursuing your *dreams* either, it seems....NOR is it stopping *Larry*.
Oui. Oui.
You guys remind me of a totally gay but at the same time very very->
unhip and unfunny and uncool->ultra-conservative corny cornball version
of that old 'Moonlighting' show->....With Andr*ws, playing a much weaker
"way gay transgender Anita Bryant/Phyllis Shlafley/Churchy Boy' on
bended knee version of-> Cybil Shepherd....To Larry's ultra-conservative
false bravado manly-butch-backwoods chunky way gay Deliverance hillbilly
version of->Brucey Willis {Larry sings about as good as Willis though,
so in that respect they are equal and he has about the same amount of
hair as Willis as you'll notice when Larry's Moe Stooge toupee flips off
his fat hillbilly head in high winds and/or heated sexual exchanges.
Oui. Oui.}.
Anyway, we know you two sales "professionals" will eventually hook-up
and make mad passionate love, so get it over with you silly fellas. Get
a room with a pansy 'second tier brand' piano in it and then just play
and be gay and happy all night. Oui. Oui. And don't come out until
you've done the 'Deliverance Hillbilly Nasty'....you know....Larry's
'special-like' private horizontal dance he gives to all of his 'piano
sales//tech cult dweebs'. Oui. Oui. Bend over and say 'Ahhhh', Andr*ws.
Oink. Oink.
So this is my last post or note directly to you, Andr*ws. I am literally
too embarrassed for you to even go through the very minor quick typing
trouble it takes any more, it is truly a waste of time because you look
frighteningly pathetic anyway without my added 'digs'....
So at this point, I feel like it is throwing salt in your already gaping
oozing *virtual* wounds...."wounds"....not ONLY from your initial
embarrassment-> with all of that confusion and weak ass crying you
displayed when you first got on here and thought you were being
*attacked*....but ALSO up until and including the present where you now
seem to do nothing but mainly just sniff around Larry's stanky skanky
pimpled hillbilly ass as he treats you like the underling 'timid court
jester boob' that you ARE and he literally farts on you and you say->
"It's okay, I understand, he is a sales 'professional' and I am just his
little submissive Andr*ws anus hoe b*tch" <-then you go back for some
more and try to pathetically 'buddy-buddy' and cuddle up to him yet
again and then again and again just like an abused hopeless puppy that
never learns and who is just always trying to 'fit in' with the virtual
piano puppy pack.
Andr*ws you truly have no balls or teeth save for a tiny bit of very
weak white bread homogenized sarcastic humor and that's it. The rest of
you is pure clueless cult follower->"I need to fit in, please accept me,
Lame Leader Larry"->99.9%->WIMP!! You are weak.
I had not even planned on responding even right now. But I thought I'd
do one more directly to you for the heck of it and to truly tell you how
pathetic you look to an 'outsider' non-follower rebellious type like me.
You really do follow Larry around post after post and from piano forum
to piano forum kissing-up to him. It is pathetic. Truly. And as a fellow
*namesake* {Dave} you are a double disgrace in my eyes. Good luck to
you. You are in need of something from Larry, maybe just his 'evil
hillbilly love'. So far, I think you are succeeding, Larry likes
submissive 'doltish' follower dweebs. Later loser. Buh-bye now. Please
again, get a room....any room completely out of view. Please.
P.S. Andr*ws, one side note to you, Mr. Clueless Weak Andr*ws, and, as
well, to the entire piano cult room, I do not believe I have ever
actually said what race/culture that I am or what country I or my family
may have come from->*exactly*. Although I do live in the States as I
have stated previously and I AM a voting and very proud and free
full-fledged U.S.A. citizen.
So, Andr*ws, you were only ASSUMING when you said that you were "the
OTHER *white* guy named Dave". There is a good chance that that is NOT
the case....you perhaps, could be the ONLY-> *white* guy named *Dave* at
the RMMP. But you are CERTAINLY the ONLY->'Wimpy
Weak'->"DAVE"->....WITHOUT A DOUBT!! Good day my weak wimpy chap.
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Now on to-> 'Dwainey Dweeb': Dwainey, I believe your predictable
'seconding praise' of Justin's post after reading my scathing caustic
commentary about Tom's clueless 'initial praise' of Puritan's painfully
weak chaotic babbling post....well, it was.... just-> laughably
predictable typical 'dweeb newsgroup cult behavior'. You probably would
not have even bothered otherwise had you NOT read my post. Hee. Hee. And
you just had to comment on it even while 'so very busy' out of town on
an 'important business trip' just to make a point contrary to mine. Hee.
Hee. You are my little Dwainey Dweeby Puppet, aren't you now?
And Justin, if you call that post of yours an 'effective *Pounce* on
preachers, religion or anyone or anything'....well, all I can say
is....that the overwhelming image I get from both you AND Dwainey's
posts generally->is that of two anorexic dweebs who are not even to the
level of 'paper tigers'....more like 'paper anorexic kitty-kitties
wearing tiny glasses and pocket protectors'->....'Pounce'....Hee. Hee.
That was very unintentionally funny Justin-> that phrase->'Pounce'
<-from you, you total dweeb!! And as far as that comment by Dwainey
about "Justin comes out swinging with both fists"....Again, the image I
got from your post, Justin, was more....of a-> 'heavily medicated
severely malnourished gangly pale white kitty-kitty wearing plaid flood
pants and suspenders: while having an epileptic seizure of some sort and
springing in the air with paws flying here and there as he somehow
miraculously managed tapping out an odd grouping of 'space monkey' words
on the keyboard while he flung violently around the computer in another
'catnip' induced babble of severely misspelled half-baked ideas
disguised as deep thought from a 'kitty-kitty' sadly incapable of any
'true original thoughts at all' {to be fair: Justin is usually a better
speller->....WHEN HE USES *SPELLCHECK* VERY RELIGIOUSLY, THAT IS!!}....
...But he is ALWAYS->someone who just quotes 'ad nauseam' from other
people's books, ideas and theories that are usually from the very stale
cold ancient past, and then he just wraps his slithering forked Martian
tongue around his well-researched plucked old ideas from others and he
simply spits them all out {with the added nasty sticky green slime from
his Martian mouth} as if they were somehow his own original delusional
thoughts and half-baked theories....BUT NO....Justin has to even steal
his *delusions*....he is truly *that* unoriginal......->'Pounce'. Hee.
Hee.
Oh yeah, Justin, it was interesting to see you FINALLY admitting that
you never really leave this place after all and how you are always at
least *lurking*. I knew that already YOU DWEEB. I knew you, like Dwainey
and most of the other 'cultists' here, are thoroughly addicted and no
amount of so called 'busy busy school or business work' or 'whatever'
would keep you guys away. I always knew you were lying about that.
And I ALSO know what other fake handles you have used in your so called
*absences* as well....well most of them....as I know which ones Larry
has used also....and in addition, I have info on a few others here that
have used fake handles over the last 12 months or so. Some are fairly
'obvious' while others will surprise some of EVEN the most 'inside' of
the 'insiders' here. It all will be disclosed this Fall on my local
radio show {which will be available in small snips on the internet}. And
some here at the RMMP may indeed, perhaps, be very very surprised to
find out who-> *I AM*. Hee. Hee.
You guys, seriously, have an excellently meticulous and fairly elaborate
computer savvy 'mole/spy' among you {can you guess who he or she is?}.
It may or may not be someone who is *currently* posting. Any guesses?
Could be male or female. Could even be, one may suppose....-> *ME*.
SUCKERS!!
And that person, by the way, *WILL* be 'guesting and/or hosting' on my
very real local radio show this Fall. Look for the sound file link {to
be posted here at the RMMP} that will be a snip or two of that
particular-> live-> show dealing with the
internet/RMMP/newsgroups/cults/etc. coming in Sept./Oct. Woo! Hoo!
Later clueless virtual piano cult losers. Hee. Hee. Get ready for the
surprise of your virtual internet newsgroup lives this Fall!!
Yours truly,
'Davey, the Pomposity Slayer'
(c)2001
P.S. HEY!!->Hillbilly Larry in Atlanta!!->YEAH YOU!!....-> YOU-> don't
even reach the level of a 'paper nerdy kitty-kitty'....YOU-> are just a
'paper purring pussy putz'. Many more *virtual* surprises for YOU
coming. I suggest that you do a *cyber* laundry list of the figurative,
virtual->'skeletons in your figurative virtual hypocritical hillbilly
cyber closet' in preparation for.... "WHATEVER"....perhaps....might come
up along the way this very long hot VIRTUAL Summer in cyber
space!!....I've saved the very best and the most hysterically and
memorably-> 'funny'-> for last. One clue-filled question for you: Anyone
you know into so called "Cyber->*****!?!?"
...The final 'virtual' phase->....HAS->....NOW->....BEGUN!! Hee. Hee.
Woo! Hoo! And it may very well continue {very sporadically though due to
increasing time demands} up until the start of my very real *real world*
radio show when IT finally begins this Fall. So, this is just a fun fair
warning to all to stayed tuned to the RMMP this Summer up until
Sept.//Oct. at the very least so you don't miss any very fun surprises
from me. Yes. Yes. Oui. Oui. Hee. Hee. Ha! Ha! Woo! Hoo!
Oui. :o)~(o: Oui. :o)~(o: Oui.
And whatever.
Yours truly,
'Davey, the Pomposity Slayer'
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Bonus post from Davey's cyber pen pal Scot Chonrox!!!! Woo! Hoo! Hee.
Hee.
rec.music.makers.piano
From: musi...@webtv.net Date: Tue, May 14, 2001, 14:44pm To:
so...@webtv.net Subject: Re: The Kingdom of God is Inside You NOT in the
Mansions of Wood and Stone
Davey, it is good to see that you are so *civil* in this thread here and
it truly reassures me and makes me feel all warm inside and kinda giddy
gooey-like really {but in a GOOD giddy gooey kinda way if you know what
I mean}. By the way, *Davey*, I'm not wearing any *pants* while I type
this, I hope that doesn't bother you.
Alrighty then. Buh-bye, you *sweet* *civil* man YOU!! :o) :o) :o) :o)
Yours truly,
Scot Chonrox
P.S. Notice how MY e-mail address is NOT anonymous!! Have a wonderfully
*civil* day now....I love your *sexy caring civility* Davey!!
"Davey Slayer Productions"
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Another bonus repeat 'Davey' post from another recent thread {below}
Al
> have stated previously and I AM a voting and very proud and free
> full-fledged U.S.A. citizen.
I thought that those placed involuntairily in mental institutions
couldn't vote...
btw, I'm taking a look at the EMU Proteus 2000 at the moment (I have too
much money, not enough sense), and I noticed that you can get the ZR-76
as an optional expansion board to slot right in there, including the
piano samples... mm, tempting... maybe later... yes, no, maybe next
tuesday? (somebody's underpants to a sh*tbrick baby)
Emu definitely have a good thing going with that concept of every module
they're making, they're also producing as an expansion card, and a very
cheap expansion card too, I hope other manufacturers take that on board,
because it's definitely a better system than having a rack full of
synths you only use a little of... The other cool thing, if I read it
right, is that you can import EMU standard samples onto onboard ROMs in
the proteus, although it's not a new concept (you can do the same on my
Trinity) it's a very cool, and very usable concept, especially as it
allows you to effectively create your own synth, or layer sounds that
you couldn't normally...
Btw, this is on topic, because the piano samples I mentioned are
reputedly exceptionally good, but I haven't heard them myself :(
Al
piano piano, oui oui <<-->> et al <- me! hurrah :) manchester to a
brick baby yeah!
hee hee
:)
I have *got* to find out what they put in my coffee...
Larry
post in this thread several days ago.
Read:
I just came off my depression cycle and am in manic mode.
>I know and/or suspect that, Larry, as lame and idiotic as he is, will, once
again, use his only defense and that is to go into that 'armchair
psychologist' schtick yet again and respond to each paragraph of mine
Read:
I read his post doing this already so I'm going to pretend to be smart enough
to have second guessed his doing it in an attempt to make people think I wrote
this before he posted.
>: just responding to every original copyrighted passage
Read:
I think I'm original. I'm too stupid to understand that what I write isn't
worth copyrighting.
>Don't let him fool you, Larry, is as paranoid and threatening as they come,
To Dick: I'm not the one writing paranoid posts, you are. I'm not the least bit
paranoid.....but I *can* be quite threatening, a fact you seem to be aware of
from your Freudian slip.
>My humor shows many many truths about what I believe deep inside my heart
Read:
I'm a sissy.
>but some of it {what I write}, is admittedly, purposely twisted and extreme
for effect and entertainment purposes mainly
Read:
This is my excuse for writing like a moron in the hopes someone will think I'm
really smart. But it doesn't really matter to me much, since *I* am the only
person that matters.
> from people like 'Larry and Justin' as there words many times in the past
have been very hateful toward me
Read:
I believe that I can say anything I want to and be as rude an vulgar as I want
to be, but no one has a right to call me on it. If they do, then *I* have been
wronged - and *I* am the only person who matters.
>and really any other free-thinking
Read:
Undisciplined, uneducated
>nonconformist artists
Read:
I have no talent, so my excuse for not being able to read music or follow any
discussions on it is to call myself a "nonconformist". It makes me feel better
about myself. And *I* am the only person who matters.
>and they were very unfunny to boot
Read:
I have no sense of humor, and I can't take what I dish out.
>And there is a certain level that I will just not sink to.
To Dick: I sure would like to know what level that would be. You've sunk to
about the lowest level I think I've ever seen a human sink.
>Not everything is so bloody cut and dry as the old men or the crusty old
curmudgeon spirits like those that are haunting and ruining-> Justin's mind->
would have you believe.
Read:
Why can't they understand and accept me for the mentally ill manic depressive
slow witted delusional goober with the inability to function within society
that I am?
>Justin is trapped in a 'technical constipation' of sorts that prevents him
from thinking original thoughts like a creative human would
Read:
I really wish I was as smart and talented as Justin. So I will make fun of his
intellect and creative abilities, and by minimizing them to nothing and making
fun of them, I will feel better about myself and my own lack of these
abilities, and maybe someone else will believe me as well. But then that isn't
all that important, since - as we all know - *I* am the only person who
matters.
>as he seems to approach everything truly like a pre-programmed computer only
espousing what he finds written by others that he "perceives" to be proper
format and structure
Read:
I am aware that I have *no* structure, am totally undisciplined, uneducated,
and incapable of following the simplest most basic rules of music, and Justin's
skills in this area are so intimidating to me that I have decided to simply
minimize them, make fun of them, dismiss them as little and unimportant, so I
can feel better about myself. Because as we all know, *I* am the only person
that matters.
>But anyway, there is, indeed, a deeper meaning to even the sillier goofier
more light stuff I write
Read:
If I tell you that the drivel I write has some unknown deep meaning but never
explain what it is, maybe you will believe I am smarter than I really am.
> I also, purposely, write in 'circles' a bit....kind of like a humorous
puzzle, if you will.
Read:
I might as well say I do it on purpose - God knows I ain't smart enough to do
it any other way!
>But anyway, Radu, I meant all of the things I said to you.
Read:
Help! I need an ally!!
> America is much more liberal than on the internet.
Read:
I don't even know what the word "liberal" means, but it sounds cool.
>This piano newsgroup's *politics* is in the minority in *real life*.
To Dick: Yeah. All those conservatives who control both houses and the White
House sure prove how "minority" they are. Smell the coffee - your party is
dead.
>I am a part of the *majority* currently in America.
Read:
I'm too stupid to understand that the rest of the world isn't as mentally ill
as I am.
> I sincerely am more busy do to this radio deal and my music.
Read:
I just admitted that I am only a kid, because I don't know that "due" and "do"
are two different words. I use the spelling of my peers. And when I'm in manic
mode I start believing in my fantasies again. Don't worry though, my depression
sets in after I finally start realizing I make it all up.
Dave Andrews
writes:
<< A final direct note to Dave Andr*ws: Andr*ws you are too embarrassing
to even bother directly with any more. >>
I know. I'm sorry. There really is no excuse for me. Will you forgive me?
<< I can not stomach weak follower types and that is what you are,
Andr*ws....you are a follower >>
It's just too frightening to jump out in front, Davey. Which way are you
headin' today?
<< And, Andr*ws, in regards to your reaction to my perceptions/jokes about
other *things*, all I can say is: having a *wife* proves nothing, dude,
as being *married*, we all know, never stopped Rock Hudson and others
from pursuing their *dreams*. And marriage is NOT stopping YOU from
pursuing your *dreams* either, it seems....NOR is it stopping *Larry*. >>
I need to make one correction, Davey. I did say the last time that Larry and I
were moving in together, but that whole relationship just tanked. When it came
time for the prenuptial agreement to be signed, Larry back out. It seems he
was not really interested in me for my mind, but he was really after my Baldwin
SF-10 for his competitive product display. So now it's over. Kaput.
Will you take me back, Davey? Let me know soon, 'cause if you're not
interested, I've had my eyes on Rick Clark. He's an art collector, you know.
Dave Andrews
<< btw, I'm taking a look at the EMU Proteus 2000 at the moment (I have too
much money, not enough sense), and I noticed that you can get the ZR-76
as an optional expansion board to slot right in there, including the
piano samples... mm, tempting... maybe later... yes, no, maybe next
tuesday? (somebody's underpants to a sh*tbrick baby) >>
If you do get this, Al, let me know what you think. I just bought the Virtuoso
2000 for a classical organ MIDI set-up, but I haven't installed it yet. Having
some of the other ROMs might be fun.
BTW, are you single?
Hee hee. Oui Oui.
;-)
Al
> much money, not enough sense), and I noticed that you can get the ZR-76
> as an optional expansion board to slot right in there, including the
> piano samples... mm, tempting... maybe later... yes, no, maybe next
> tuesday? (somebody's underpants to a sh*tbrick baby) >>
>
> If you do get this, Al, let me know what you think.
I've had a major rethink, I'm selling my XP (hopefully for around £650
with semi-flightcase, any UK offers accepted, buyer collects) and buying
my teacher's JV-1080... when the proteus starts appearing 2nd hand I'll
maybe have a closer look, but I can't find the money right now :( Maybe
when my band starts gigging I can afford to further enlarge my rack :)
(which they all hate because it's just so profesisonal looking +
sounding :)
I just bought the Virtuoso
> 2000 for a classical organ MIDI set-up, but I haven't installed it yet. Having
> some of the other ROMs might be fun.
yeah, that is defintitely one of the attraction for me, because I am
still searching for a hammond tone generator that will cover the music
perspective, but if I got a proteus or similar module I think there'd be
a B3, World, and possibly one of their other ROM's in there too!
The Virtuoso has been getting rave reviews, but apparently the brasses
are weak... that's what SOS said, and they're well know for accurate
reviews, but that said, it does kick butt :) I guess also with an organ
you'll be less inclined towards the brassy sounds because to a large
extent the organ covers that (I can play a smidgin of organ too! not
well, but when you're dad's one of the locality's main organists things
rub off on you :)
>
> BTW, are you single?
yes and no. In private my very beautiful girlfriend is the most special
person in the world, in public we haven't announced it yet, and we
aren't dating until after the exams :(
>
> Hee hee. Oui Oui.
Nein! see, my german kicks your frenchy ass this time :p <<-- JOKE!!!
>
> ;-)
indeed
>
Al
see dave's disclaimer!
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Google Girls Love Davey and his Big Purple Pulsatin'->Hee. Hee.'s and
Davey truly digs their amazingly rock-n-roll *tight* and oh, so tasty
sweet and *right*-> steamin' Hot Wet Google Girl->Oui. Oui.'s Yes.
:o)~(o: Yes.
*Indeed*. And, oh, yeah....-> *whatever*.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
THE DEMOCRATS TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE SENATE!! Woo! Hoo!
http://www.msnbc.com/news/576748.asp
Hey, Larry, *DO* you just kinda get the idea that your 'I.Q. Peer'->
Duh!-W. Bush may be finally getting his just-> *DUE*!? Huh, Hillbilly!?
Hee. Hee. Oui. Oui. And Whatever.
SENATOR JEFFORDS KICKS ASS AND HE RULES AND ROCKS TOO!!
AND BALDWINS *STILL* KICK ASS AS WELL!!
Okay, I really have to go very soon....->*DUE* to my strong desire to
finish my songs that I am recording on my Akai DPS16 and then I have to
take care of some other continuing work *DUE* to my upcoming radio show
'preps' that must be taken care of-> before the start of my very real
*real world* radio show this Fall. YOU GOT IT HILLBILLY!! Hee. Hee.
Now I think I am going to *DO* a happy song tonight. I am just too damn
giddy gooey to *DO* a sad song *DUE* to that very cool bit of good
rockin' political news. Oui. Oui.
Hee. Hee. WHATEVER!! It was one minor typo LARRY!! Jeesh. Hee. Hee. But
I was impressed you caught it, dude, as slow as you usually are
HILLBILLY!! But *there* was one you didn't catch, semi-slick retard
hick->Larry. Which was the word-> *there*-> when I should have typed
*their* but thankfully I only did that 'jumbled brain to fingers typo
blip' once and the other times the correct *their* was *there*. Oui.
Oui.
Finding a *PURE TYPO* like that means nothing at all, although, I did
laugh and thought to myself this guy is *desperate* to find whatever
minor misuse of a word or typo he can find to prove something in his
feeble beaten tired hillbilly head. All it proves to me is you are
*desperate*, Larry. Or as you dumb hicks like to spell it *desparate*.
Hee. Hee. Oui. Oui. What a joke you are, Larry. And now your
*Republicans* *DO* look VERY *desperate* *DUE* to my new hero *Senator
Jeffords*. Hee. Hee. Oui. Oui. Ha! Ha! Losers.
Stay tuned, Larry, for further fun surprises this Summer!! And remember
*I* *DO* *CONTROL* *YOU*-> *DUE* to my vastly superior intellect and
*DUE* to my equally superior-> effortlessly clever-> humor. So Oui. Oui.
And whatever. I am really not impressed with your *desperate threats*
nor am impressed with your *desparate threats*, either. You dumb stanky
skanky hillbilly ass.
By the way, Hey!! Radu Radu Radu!!, DUDE!!, you really wimped out on
talking further about your-> Love-> of Communism, pornos on line and
atheism, as well....AND-> also-> I was looking forward to the specifics
of your exact home country and it's particular political system, etc. I
guess you were just truly ashamed of it all after all. Or are you just
still downloading that sexy Russian porn chick!? Oui. Oui. Yes. Yes.
Oh, well, Radu....-> I was *truly* looking forward to your personal and
quite odd but seemingly, at least, somewhat honest and straighforward
spin on the world {well, at least in your last post to me, you seemed to
be bluntly honest on your very *different* take on things}.
And, Larry, it is good to see that Justin has his 'Big Daddy Deliverance
Anal Alpha Male Hillbilly Pimp' to speak *FOR* him and defend him. You
really love that anorexic male space alien hoe b*tch->'Justin Martian
Puritan'-> don't you now-> 'Big Daddy Anus Pimp'. Hee. Hee. Those
satanic Martians must really know how to satisfy you lame whacked evil
hillbillies. Oui. Oui. And whatever.
Later dudes and dudettes,
David
Also Know As:
'Davey, the Pomposity Slayer' Oui. Oui.
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And now from the recent thread-> Re: Sheet Music for 'Who Let the Dogs
Out?'
/////////////////////////////////////////////////
Larry rudely commenting on the song by the very talented group of proud
black men called 'Baha Men' who are from the Bahama Islands:
Larry in Atlanta said 'all you have to do is be able to grunt like a
monkey in heat'.
//////////////////////////////////////////
So Larry was rudely saying that this is all that you need to do, to do
that song....while he at the same time threw in one of the favorite
'racist code words' that racists like to use-> when referring to *black
people*-> *monkey*.
////////////////////////////////////////////////
Begin now the complete unedited 'Davey, the Pomposity Slayer' response
text:
Listen up, all of you racist hick retards who are culturally and
artistically deprived while still feebly trying to project a 'fake air
of snobbery' but without any of the purported CLASS one may expect with
such snobby ways: First off, any of you old racist Republican farts in
the RMMP, you dweebs, could not even muster one tiny little convincing
sexually-charged 'rap grunt' at all, let alone, one long enough to
complete an entire energetic catchy fun song like that 'Dogs' song by
'Baha Men'.
And, pansy purring pussy putz ultra-conservatives, like you, Larry,
could never convincingly *DO* what 'Baha Men'-> *DO*....->*DUE*-> to
your severely low levels of testosterone and general wimpy snivelling
creepy anal conservative ways along with your very tiny Frenchy Toy
Poodle-> *SMALL BALLS*. Woof! Woof! Tiny. Tiny. Oui. Oui. Hee. Hee.
Larry, your Republican Small-Balled Toy Poodle Hillbilly version of that
song would be more like-> "Oh, dear, oh, my....my 'sweetsums', who let
those darn dogs out?....Yipe! Yipe!.....I say, oh dear, oh my....my
'sweetsums', who let those darn dogs out?"....Yipe! Yipe!" You
small-balled hick snoot pansy poodle hillbilly boy->LARRY IN ATLANTA->
MR. GOOBER SECOND TIER BRAND WHITE BREAD PIANO MAN!! Yipe! Yipe!
But seriously folks {'seriously'->for a second or two at least}-> Truly,
this place, the RMMP and much of the internet is filled with a bunch of
racist hateful hicks and their naive follower underling newsgroup cult
boobs. AND ALSO THERE ARE TOO MANY LIBERALS ON THE NET CURRENTLY THAT
ARE JUST TOO WIMPY TO SPEAK UP AND GO AGAINST THE VIRTUAL GRAIN!!!!
WELL, I AM NOT AT ALL AFRAID TO GO AGAINST THE GRAIN!!!! GOT IT PACIFIST
LOSERS!!
Larry, has used the 'monkey' term with me many times, as he most likely
suspects that I am at least "mixed with black" {after all I DID vote for
CLINTON....Right!? AND Clinton was, in effect, our first BLACK President
according to-> Chris Rock. Oui. Oui. Hee. Hee.} and, of course, Larry
the Hillbilly-> KNOWS WITHOUT A DOUBT that the group 'Baha men' are,
indeed, BLACK, so that word "monkey" he uses is-> NO ACCIDENT AT ALL
when he is referring to me and/or the 'Baha Men' or their song.
Like his other recent 'monkey' comments, for instance, that were
directed at me->'You are just like an insignificant cageful of monkeys
at the zoo'<-which to me-> is a very typical and very racist type of
comment, especially, when he either strongly suspects or at least THINKS
he knows someone is either mixed with or is, actually, a full-fledged->
black person.<-And notice how-> *I* said 'person' as opposed to
'monkey'. Again, the same thing goes for his comments about this
rap/island tune performed by very talented black grunting *persons* NOT
*monkeys*. Thank you very much.
And his bosom pal who I believe, is his quite racist and hateful *pal*->
Dwainey, well, he has actually casually used the 'N.....' word in a post
here, like it meant nothing for a white dweeb to say and/or type that
word EVER after that little somewhat hurtful thing to a few people, that
we call-> 'slavery'. And Tom has expressed some very insensitive words,
similarly I believe, and seems to be not all understanding of the black
man's struggles during that oh, so little troublesome mistake of,
again....->'slavery and complete oppression of the black people'.
Lack of sensitivity to the ghosts of slavery and the very real and
hateful present day prejudices that are deeply immersed and brainwashed
into young and old people's minds alike....these types of
'insensitivities' and liberal uses of racist's 'catch phrases and/or
code words' are truly repulsive and cancerous. My friends....these are
the very things that cause so much real life, real world turmoil.
In closing, let me say this, I have stated time and time again here that
I am a very very straight not gay at all-> male-> who is a mix of
heritages and nationalities....but I am very supportive of all races,
countries and cultures and, as well, ALL-> sexual 'orientations'.
But even more so, more than any of that above->....AS A VERY PROUD
ARTIST AND WRITER AND MUSICIAN->I AM VERY SUPPORTIVE OF ALL KINDS OF
*ART*->INCLUDING....YES....ISLAND AND RAP MUSIC!! Art has been my
blessed escape from feeling oppressed and/or depressed or whatever. Art
is so important to all humans. Do not try to belittle any of it. All of
it->MATTERS!!
YOU!!-> very conservative and very uneducated cultural retard
ultra-conservative piano cult snoot creeps-> YOU GUYS need to LEARN!!
SO....please LEARN about the 'Baha Men' and THEIR ART. 'Woof! Woof!' You
so very creepy anti-artist->completely NON-artistic in thought and
practice->racist idiots-> at the RMMP....ALL OF YOU GUYS DISGUST ME!!
Woof! Woof! Oui. Oui.
So seriously, if you would, please try and 'get over'-> your very racist
feelings toward black *PEOPLE* and your other very prejudiced and/or
just pure jealousy-induced HATRED for any and all minorities around the
globe and all of their various very creative and highly energetic,
sometimes rather sexually-charged and quite fun but ALWAYS free-spirited
and very memorable->ART, COMEDY, MUSIC, SPIRITS, RELIGIONS AND RHYTHMS!!
And then if you *DO*-> 'get a bit more world-educated and get over your
hateful jealousies and prejudices'....well then....maybe....just
maybe....you will, someday, perhaps, become a REAL TRUE ARTIST WITH A
SOUL, A BRAIN, AND SOME MAN SIZE BALLS TO BOOT {and also maybe you will
win a Grammy like the 'Baha Men' DID!!}-> INSTEAD OF JUST BEING YET
ANOTHER->prejudiced bitter old jealous hateful 'mechanical and stodgy
play by the old worn book musician' who is simply an internet newsgroup
junkie piano dweeb and/or just another young or old naive wannabe
'wanna-fit-in at all costs' with the other NON-artist conservative piano
idiot jerk newsgroup cultists who are so very unhip and incredibly lost
and snotty and snobby-> not to mention-> plainly bitter and lonely piano
puppy pack dweebs who spend their days and nights on a lame
ultra-conservative 'completely out of touch with reality and basic
common sense' way way-> lame lame-> piano newsgroup. Oui. Oui. PIANO
YOU TOO!!
Here {still a bit further below actually} are the links to learn a
little and enjoy the joyous diversity and triumphant struggles of other
artists who have succeeded and prospered while overcoming their
hardships and struggles from their culture's tumultuous past as well as
their everyday life struggles.
The Baha Men's Music RULES and KICKS ASS TOO MAN!! Yeah baby!! Yeah!!
And even one of my 'Border Collies' digs that 'Dog' song and he always
barks in rhythm during that 'Woof! Woof!' chorus. Those Borders are very
smart and talented dogs. Woof! Woof! Who let the dogs out? Woof! Woof!
Hee. Hee.
Oui. Oui.
And whatever. Oh, well.
'Davey Slayer Productions'
(c)2001
Here now, finally, are the educational links for you ultra-conservative
piano hick small-balled idiots and then below the 4 HIP links is 1 from
the VERY-> 'Unhip Lame Larry' and, I believe, one of his equally wimpy
and incredibly UNHIP OLD FART WARPED BITTER CONSERVATIVE RMMP PIANO
IDIOTS:
http://artemisrecords.com/bahamen_bio.asp
Now here is 'Way White Larry'
and his even whiter hoe b*tch singing duet partner who just happens to
be the RMMP's very own Designated Old Uptight Republican Chicky {one of
the very few women in the world idiotic enough to even be here at this
cheesy way whacked conservative RMMP}-> 'Mrs. Marsha Ride-Her Good-Now'
:
Okay now, without further *Radu* here are 'Larry and Marsha from the
RMMP' singing together in this link below:
http://geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/3669/morning2.wav
Al
> Hot! Hot! Hot! Oui. :o)~(-: Oui. GOOD!!
>
> Google Girls Love Davey and his Big Purple Pulsatin'->Hee. Hee.'s and
> Davey truly digs their amazingly rock-n-roll *tight* and oh, so tasty
> sweet and *right*-> steamin' Hot Wet Google Girl->Oui. Oui.'s Yes.
> :o)~(o: Yes.
> *Indeed*. And, oh, yeah....-> *whatever*.
> Thank you. Thank you very much.
tell me, is this the only sex in your life? I'm sure obsessions like
that aren't healthy... get a girl or man to play with... they're way
more fun and make the right noises all by themselves!
>
> THE DEMOCRATS TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE SENATE!! Woo! Hoo!
>
> http://www.msnbc.com/news/576748.asp
you use msn? why not use the new york times, at least that *looks*
classier...
>
> SENATOR JEFFORDS KICKS ASS AND HE RULES AND ROCKS TOO!!
yeah I was impressed too...
>
> AND BALDWINS *STILL* KICK ASS AS WELL!!
I suppose if you dropped one at a critical angle then the splintering of
the wood might force a leg up to smack your bum... otherwise... nah...
>
> Okay, I really have to go very soon....->*DUE* to my strong desire to
> finish my songs that I am recording on my Akai DPS16
woo, that's pretty downmarket ;-) What's your take on the Yamaha
beast? Personally I try to keep recording in the computer, because I
hate relying solely on ears and a tiny LCD, I like to be able to see my
music and record infinite takes... not to eradicate mistakes but to try
and pick out the tracks that have the best groove, because as a musician
I always find different ways to improvise around some chords or a
melody, and I quite like to come back to stuff later on... because quite
often in the earlier shakier tracks there are some real gems... I know
you can get virtual tracks on HD, but somehow it just isn't the same as
being able to manipulate things on a screen...
and then I have to
> take care of some other continuing work *DUE* to my upcoming radio show
> 'preps' that must be taken care of-> before the start of my very real
> *real world* radio show this Fall.
any details yet?
> Now I think I am going to *DO* a happy song tonight. I am just too damn
> giddy gooey to *DO* a sad song *DUE* to that very cool bit of good
> rockin' political news. Oui. Oui.
yeah, I was working on a song earlier which is based around the central
theme:
"some bastard broke into my stereo and nicked my car"... I'd just like
to make the point that that is copyrighted and if I see it anywhere I
can sue the pants off the person who lifted my intellectual property...
>
> Oh, well, Radu....-> I was *truly* looking forward to your personal and
> quite odd but seemingly, at least, somewhat honest and straighforward
> spin on the world {well, at least in your last post to me, you seemed to
> be bluntly honest on your very *different* take on things}.
the world sucks, humanity sucks, I suck, you suck... please don't get
excited about that, I have this really gross image of your keyboard...
hey maybe that's why you made a typo - your keys were stuck together...
like I say it's just not healthy...
>
> And, Larry, it is good to see that Justin has his 'Big Daddy Deliverance
> Anal Alpha Male Hillbilly Pimp' to speak *FOR* him and defend him. You
> really love that anorexic male space alien hoe b*tch->
and the problem with anorexia is...?
'Justin Martian
> Puritan'-> don't you now-> 'Big Daddy Anus Pimp'.
is that what you call him when you're having your mental sex
"sessions"? That is truly gross...
Hee. Hee. Those
> satanic Martians must really know how to satisfy you lame whacked evil
> hillbillies. Oui. Oui. And whatever.
like I said, gross image of your mouse...
>
> Later dudes and dudettes,
only at the weekends...
> Also Know As:
> 'Davey, the Pomposity Slayer' Oui. Oui.
yes, the number one of number two's
>
> {BE SURE TO KEEP SCROLLING WAY BELOW THE COPYRIGHT INFO FOR EVEN MORE
> *NEW* SURPRISES!!}
what the same old cliched, recycled ones?
hohum
Al
bored and off to play with his girlfriend...:) again :)... see what
you're missing davey?
LstPuritan
>Search on the exact phrase "Young Earth" and check out some of the links.
>One
>very quick Q&A page is at the following:
>
>http://www.creationseminar.net/it's_a_young_earth.htm
>
>Some great books have also been written that deal extensively with (among
>other
>things) the problems in carbon dating.
>
>Just so you know, I pretty much refuse to be pulled into this discussion on
>an
>adversarial level, so I'll let you have the last word.
>
>With all due respect,
>Dave Andrews
60 more posts in this thread to read, so I'll make this easy: Since you didn't
quote anything directly, I simply ask you the same question I asked everyone
before I was satisfied with the counterconclusion and the evidence out there to
back the 'millions and millions of real years' old facts: Why would God create
anything with "The Illusion of Age"?
To fool the scientists?
No
I Corinthians 14:33
To obscure the Truth?
No
Isaiah 44:6-8
I don't like quoting small lines or verses out of context, because one could
make a single verse mean just about anything, but these speak for themselves,
and even more in context.
With respect to the page you linked, I didn't get most of it, to be honest.
The sea would be saltier if the Earth were really millions of years old???
Without theological parallels and documentation, those are just listed
statements about the earth which may be true or false, but don't prove much.
What is *not* true is that only 8 humans survived Noah's flood. The first
flood was worldwide and destroyed every living thing altogether as described in
II Peter 3; this flood describes how the Earth became void and WASTED between
Genesis 1:1 and 1:2. i.e., Satan's departure from the mercy seat as a 'chief'
covering cherebum leading a third of God's children into rebellion and forced a
flesh age whereby those who were with God before the foundation of the earth
[as far as I know, every time good King James says 'foundation' the Greek is
'Kata-ballow'='Overthrow, the rejection, let fall, throw away'; "Before the
foundation of the world" then should be read "Before the rebellion which
predated this era of flesh man."]
Noah's flood was localized and only intended to destroy the 'Geeber', the
nephilim-humanwoman genetic hybrids which were an abomination as outlined in
Genesis 6. In the first three gospels one sign of end times when Michael kicks
Satan out of bondage for a short time is that AGAIN, 'as it was in the days of
Noah,' also come the Nephilim (fallen angels who refuse to be born of woman) to
give and take in marriage.
Jude 1:6
V6 And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own
habitation, He hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the
judgment of the great day.
Only 8 *ADAMIC* souls survived the flood, for they were direct descendents of
Eve, the mother of all living (not because all humans are related to her; there
were flesh humans before Adam and Eve...) because Christ had to come down her
pure genetic pool. 2 of all non-Adamic souls in that localized flood zone were
all that was necessary because those races, nations, and peoples were free to
intermix not only with each other, but with the Kenites. The Kenites, being
the sons of Cain (Son of Satan and twin of Abel) had spread widely and most
were not affected by Noah's flood. For the Kenites are here until the very
end.
John 8:42-47
V42 Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love Me: for I
proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of Myself, but He sent Me.
V43 Why do ye not understand My speech? even because ye cannot hear My word.
V44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.
He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there
is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a
liar, and the father of it.
V45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe Me not.
V46 Which of you convinceth Me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not
believe Me?
V47 He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because
ye are not of God.
Who is of the father the devil? Cain, the murderer from the beginning, and NOT
a child biologically of Adam.
Revelation 2:8-11
V8 And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the
First and the Last, Which was dead, and is alive;
V9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I
know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the
synagogue of Satan.
The Kenites were partly responsible for the corruption of the priesthood line
and God's divorce from Israel. Another young-earth proponent whom I know and
lives in the Bay Area is the physicist Lambert T Dolphin [Jesus: Lord or Time
and Space]. This deals with what you were mentioning about entropy, time
runnning down, uncertainty, dimensional creation periods, time in resurrection
bodies, etc. It's somewhat interesting, but reading his defense for a pretrib
rapture and Noah's flood being 'worldwide' it's hard to take him seriously.
The Heavens and the Earth were created 'In the Beginning', far before the
kataballow and far before we started over with flesh man for this earth era. I
don't know of anywhere the Bible that says exactly when the Beginning (from
first creation, perfection, rebellion, through worldwide desolation which
separates the first two verses of the Bible) was or how long ago. In fact, it
does not state when that true Beginning was. But we have science and we have
our brains that date the earth at 4.6 Billion Years (or so?) on evidence. It
seems to me absurd that the meaning of 'faith' would be to believe that God
created Earth with the "Appearance of Age", when the whole point of I
Corinthians above was that God is not the author of confusion. AND he has told
us all things. Logically... without Bible thumping and rejecting science
because there is no contradiction in the first place.
Regards,
--Justin
LstPuritan
>his recent 'frighteningly chaotic mess of a post'->....well, Sir Tom,
>Sir, you must then be truly totally way way whacked fruity gay and have
>a 'romantic inkling tinkling' for Justin/Justina....
lol.
>as I have seen
>Justin's posts {the good, the bad and the satanically disgusting ugly}
>in all of their various forms
You still understand nothing.
>while he has been periodically under
>several different sets of anxiety medications
Propranolol for high blood pressure and klonopin for performance anxiety.
As I've said before.
>and of course the ever
>present drug of choice in his system->Risperdal.
The only reason you've heard of Risperdal is because I once suggested you
missed a dose; it's an anti-psychotic for schizoaffective disorders. It would
not aid my hypertension.
>And let me tell you
>whatever set of drugs he is on NOW-> IT JUST AIN'T WORKING AT ALL IN NO
>WAY....HELL NO....THAT POST OF HIS
>BLEW BIG RETARD-SPOCK-SPORE SPACE CHUNKS SMACK DAB INTO THE FACE OF DEAR
>HUMANITY ITSELF!!
I drrrank a gllas of aple jjoose.
I luv you, hunny bunnny.
*~*~*~*SONG4*~*~*~*
M. Slater
Some of us don't.
Justin said:>60 more posts in this thread to read, so I'll make this easy:
Mark
LstPuritan
>truth.
>Some of us don't.
>
>From: harpsic...@aol.comedy
The Iliad makes sense to me and I don't believe that it is literal truth; that
doesn't detract from the value of understanding what it says and not what
people try to make it mean, in my opinion, about the history, beliefs, and
lifestyle of a people. Ok, I just like to argue...
--Justin
M. Slater
>
>--Justin
That's a whole different matter.
Justin said:>The Iliad makes sense to me and I don't believe that it is literal
truth;
>that
>doesn't detract from the value of understanding what it says and not what
>people try to make it mean, in my opinion, about the history, beliefs, and
>lifestyle of a people. Ok, I just like to argue...
>
>--Justin
>
>
>
>
>
>
Mark
Radu Focshaner
> But anyway back to you, Radu, I appreciate your honesty in that last
> post.
> Hhhhmm!? You are a Communist heavily into porn on line and you are an
> atheist. WOW!! You are Jerry Falwell's worst nightmare besides of
> course, Larry Flint. Hee. Hee.
I WAS a communist. It was fun to beleive all the beautiful propaganda.
It was not fun to be forced to march on 1-st of May or on Liberation Day
(though on these day one could buy in the streets hot-dogs , a rarity
then). As a kid you are not told the whole truth , your parents try to
protect you. And in order to "polish" my french I was reading
"L'Humanite" (the newspaper of the french communist party) and "Temps
Nouveaux" - a propaganda magazine from Moscow. There were no others
foreign newspapers. People would illegaly try to listen on the radio to
the Voice of America and Free Europe, but it was risky. In the 11-th
grade, there was an official campaign against these stations and we had
a talk about it in school. I (as a fearless communist leader) objected
to the campaign quoting Lenin :" in order to fight back we should know
what arguments the ennemy is using " (Lenin was accused by his fellows
of reading bourgeoisie newspapers).
Although I'm not a communist anymore, I tend to lean to the left side
of the political arena. And in the spirit of the french "Liberty,
equality (equal rights), fraternity". Not the tree hugging hippie,
though. When you'll guess where I live, you'll understand that being on
the left side is not popular.
>
> Radu, what country are you in exactly?
HolyLand
> And what type of government is it?
Bananas type.
Actually when a left government is replaced by a right one, there is
little difference or none.
>
> Radu, I am really not trying to get you mad at all in a lasting way, I
> am just trying to get you to think a bit differently about life through
> my agitating posts.
But I think differently. It just happens that I try to be P.C. or nice
to every one.
You often brought up things that I was thinking of, but ... I don't
think I can change much in an adult and I don't think that "hatred", as
I feel you posts are loaded with, help much. Agitation, perhaps. I think
that many of your posts lost their value when you did not manage to stop
in time. It is much more effective when one says "I think I failed to
explain myself , so ,here, I'll give it another try" than "You , dumb
stubborn lame moron cannot understand the simple facts of life". One can
criticise in a way that the other person thinks that he , himself,
reached the conclusions - so it is his by his will to accept he was
wrong. Very few persons like to be wrong.
Moreover, I learned from this ng (and a couple of others) that there
are MANY people enjoying to be rude. They think it's funny, it shows
"intelectual superiority". And then they send private e-mails to
intimidate the "oponent" (the famous case of the snoot Steinway dealer
Scott Anderson from Forshey pianos). With the risk of being killfiled, I
think that you have a fire burning inside, while Scott was simply
"dumb".
> My humor shows many many truths about what I believe deep inside my
> heart but some of it {what I write}, is admittedly, purposely twisted
> and extreme for effect and entertainment purposes mainly and also to
> combat the very extreme hate from people like 'Larry and Justin' as
> there words many times in the past have been very hateful toward me
I don't think Justin hates you. He came to this group to "talk" piano
music, Zen and motorcycles. He put a lot of effort (and it is very
frustrating to write a 63k post to get a "kid , you'll grow sometime"
reply). I don't know if it was exasperation which brought up the
"colourful" language in your posts. Anyway, it was treated as pure hate
and people replied with hate (not good christians, I guess). It is
strange, but I found this insults "ping-pong" typical to american
posters. I was apalled when reading the romanian "soc.culture" group.
Some curses I never heard before. One day it became clear that actually
the posters had fun cursing and that they have been doing this for a
long time , enjoyed it and were good friends. Besides that, I think
europeans just don't fight back, they don't have this urge to win an
argument, so when coming to insults they stop participating.
> I thought Justin
> was funny at times when he wasn't being completely satanic and rude. You
> must realize this fact. If you or Larry or Justin deny this, I will
> simply re-post the posts from the beginning.
There is no need to late night re-runs. I do not support the low, sewer
low attacks at you (nor your continous use of "you idiotic lame RMMP
posters). In fact I have a hard time with both sides when it comes to
"moron", "foreskin.." and so on. I just have to accept that you and the
others are more complex persons than a black/white cartoon character.
> I have tried to at least be funny and/or very entertaining when
> *virtually attacking back* for the most part. And there is a certain
> level that I will just not sink to.
I'm sure of this.
> But I believe Larry and Justin have
> been willing to go THAT low->
Unfortunately, as beginners in the insults/flames wars, they do all the
possible mistakes. They are pros in pianos and not so subtle when they
want to fight you back. They offered to many of us valuable advices.
When forced (yes, you forced them) to fight back using what they thought
are your weappons, they've gone low. This is because they are not doing
this for a living or a way to waste time. So the results are below
expectations. Davey, whatever your good intentions were, these people
felt offended. The same way you was by the Yugo incident. You cannot
expect to have exclusive rights for being offended.
> But anyway, Radu, I meant all of the things I said to you.
I did not doubt your sincerity for a moment. Otherwise I would not have
bothered to reply to you.
When I took for the first time the test for the officers course in the
army I miserably faild them because I was too sincere, straightforwarded
in my replies and commentaries. Then, a "veteran" officer told me: "a
simple soldier would go forward to conquer a hill (and get killed after
a few steps); a smart officer would use his skills to find a way to go
around the hill, find the weakest spot in the ennemy defense , and then
attack". The second time I took the tests, I got the highest score (I
knew what they expected me to say and write and satisfied them, although
I was conning them )
> In *real life* a majority voted for Gore. He won the popular vote, it
> was slim but he won. The majority on the internet, however, HATE Bill
> Clinton and Hillary. This is a fact. It is still mainly just affluent
> conservative families in America that have computers even in 2001. This
> is slowly but surely changing. Soon it will be more like America as a
> whole and things will be more balanced.
This is interesting, yet , outsiders "DO see" the majority of americans
as conservatives. A great contribution to this "view" is the massive
"soap operas" TV series export world wide.And the "always happy end,
happy families" movies.
Radu
--
Larry
>that many of your posts lost their value when you did not manage to stop
>in time.
That was a great post, Radu. You were dead on target, even where the sword
stuck me. But I'm afraid it was all wasted, because I don't think davey is
capable of seeing what you said. I think he will do as he usually does, which
is to ignore those things aimed at him, and only pick out those things aimed at
others and dwell on them. I don't think he wants to get along with anyone, I
don't think he is sincere in that, and I don't think he has it in him to learn
the lesson you have so eloquently stated for him. All he has to do to stop the
attacks on him is to admit and accept his part in it, and then stop his
insults. The instant he does this and starts to participate productively, I
will be among the first to accept him at the same level as I do everyone else.
But he will have to do that, because until he does he will continue to be
treated in the manner he treats others. The choice is his.
But thank you for the post. I agree with every word.
Larry Fletcher
Pianos Inc
Atlanta GA
Dealer/technician
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Mark Smythe
> This is interesting, yet , outsiders "DO see" the majority of americans
> as conservatives. A great contribution to this "view" is the massive
> "soap operas" TV series export world wide.And the "always happy end,
> happy families" movies.
>
> Radu
>
>
Hi Radu,
this is interesting because many Americans see TV to be the "Liberal Media". I
am surprised that outsiders see the majority of Americans based on what is
seen on TV. No wonder so many come here.......it must be the ...Brady Bunch!.
Actually the reason most Americans watch this stuff is to seperate themselves
from the "real" American life. Hard work, high taxes, very bad economy. High
crime , bad schools, good schools, nice neighborhoods, prosperity , and
poverty. But in spite of all these things, we can "vote" and "debate" and
still not kill each other. And then many Americans, like myself, appreciate
other countries and cultures and people. I believe the "people" of every
country would get along just fine if it werent for the "governments" and
conservatives and liberals. Well that is my 2 American cents. Now I must put
my "happy". divorced, single parent American family to bed .
PS: Any Ladies from any country want to help take care of 2 rowdy boys and a
genuine "American" Man?
Mark