Warning to Matt I.
mc...@vms.cis.pitt.edu
>
>
> IF I were looking for a Strat-type guitar in virtually any price range,
> I'm confident I could find a better one from someone other than Fender.
> But that's not what my statement was about. They just
> don't make a gutar I want.
>
> Matt I.
Trust me, Matt. I'm your friend. I'm a medical professional. I wouldn't
lead you on.
You're a young man, Matt.
If you do not have at least a slight desire for a Custom Shop Fender Tele Jr
with a set neck, chambered mahogony body, and two P-90's, then you should
probably make an immediate appointment with a physician.
You may be seriously ill.
Mickey Yahoo-Mooshoo
Pittsburgh, Pa
>
Ron Thompson
>
> Trust me, Matt.
Listen to this guy...
> I'm your friend.
He means well...
> I'm a medical professional.
And he went to a good school...
> I wouldn't lead you on.
Friends don't let friends buy krappy guitars...
> You're a young man, Matt.
Whippersnapper...
> If you do not have at least a slight desire for a Custom Shop Fender Tele Jr
> with a set neck, chambered mahogony body, and two P-90's,
Interesting, to say the least...
> then you should probably make an immediate appointment with a physician.
He would, but he spent all his hmo money on a #$%...
> You may be seriously ill.
He is. Leo says I'm not.
--
rct
The opinions above are mine and mine alone.
Matthew Ivaliotes
mc...@vms.cis.pitt.edu wrote in article
<79qli2$77h$1...@usenet01.srv.cis.pitt.edu>...
Matt I.
> Trust me, Matt. I'm your friend. I'm a medical professional. I
wouldn't
> lead you on.
So many lead-ons, so many heartbreaks...
> You're a young man, Matt.
Yes, but sometimes I don't feel that way. :)
> If you do not have at least a slight desire for a Custom Shop Fender Tele
Jr
> with a set neck, chambered mahogony body, and two P-90's, then you
should
> probably make an immediate appointment with a physician.
> You may be seriously ill.
At least someone dared to come up with a suggested Fender I might want.
Bravo on the try. P-90s are good things. I just don't find Teles even a
little bit comfortable. Neck (most) or body (all). And I prefer a shorter
scale.
But your post was still funny. :)
Matt I.
Matthew Ivaliotes
Ron Thompson <thom...@admin.tc.faa.gov> wrote in article
<36C0E2...@admin.tc.faa.gov>...
> Listen to this guy...
> He means well...
> And he went to a good school...
But he's never been to me.
> Friends don't let friends buy krappy guitars...
Jag-Stang sales alone disprove this assertion.
> Whippersnapper...
Hardly know 'er.
> Interesting, to say the least...
Yet not. :)
> He would, but he spent all his hmo money on a #$%...
You wish. I am well insured, thankyouverymuch, but need no treatment.
There is no 'cure' for a free mind and soul.
> He is. Leo says I'm not.
Let's just hire a medium and get this over with.
Matt I.
mc...@vms.cis.pitt.edu
> mc...@vms.cis.pitt.edu wrote:
>> I'm a medical professional.
>
> And he went to a good school...
> --
> rct
Uh, guys? I've been bothered by this. I lie awake night worrying, tormented
by guilt and shame. I've finally decided to come out about it.
This may shock and perhaps even sicken the weak-stomached of you:
I went to a lousy school.
Alas, I will never know the satisfaction of being in the 10 %.
CAN I STILL POST HERE?
Mickey Yahoo-Mooshoo
Pittsburgh, PA
Ron Thompson
>
> In article <36C0E2...@admin.tc.faa.gov>, Ron Thompson <thom...@admin.tc.faa.gov> writes:
> > mc...@vms.cis.pitt.edu wrote:
>
> >> I'm a medical professional.
> >
> > And he went to a good school...
> > --
> > rct
>
> Uh, guys? I've been bothered by this. I lie awake night worrying, tormented
> by guilt and shame. I've finally decided to come out about it.
Ok. Well, sell the Gibson, all will be forgiven.
>
> This may shock and perhaps even sicken the weak-stomached of you:
It's ok, sometimes in the heat of the Music Store moment we all make bad decisions.
> I went to a lousy school.
OH. We knew that.
> Alas, I will never know the satisfaction of being in the 10 %.
Bummer. It's pretty nice here, we got nice chairs 'n stuff.
> CAN I STILL POST HERE?
Nope. Return yer rmmg Discount Card, and tear up the Terms And Conditions Agreement that you
signed. Someone will be around to get the freezer back, and just drop the car at the office you
picked it up at. You'll have to get the stuff out of your desk by 3.30 tomorrow, and get the
accounts closed by Friday. The house will be on the market next week, so start lookin. That woman
won't be your wife by the time you get home today, and your kids will be staying at the rmmg foster
home until we find someone else to look after them. Change your name back to the original one, and
turn the lights off on your way out. Have a nice day, and thanks for being with us for a short
time.
--
Truman
Ron Thompson
>
> Ron Thompson <thom...@admin.tc.faa.gov> wrote in article
> <36C0E2...@admin.tc.faa.gov>...
>
>
> Jag-Stang sales alone disprove this assertion.
It proves that the people that bought them things have no friends thats what it proves.
--
rct
jonnra
> > Friends don't let friends buy krappy guitars...
>
> Jag-Stang sales alone disprove this assertion.
>
--
Ask me how to loose weight and have better health and energy for
less than $3 a day.
John Stanley
John Stanley
jonnra wrote in message <36C1D5E0...@mailhost.chi.ameritech.net>...
eh?
Start by cutting down on "Fat" fenders.
Patrick F. Coleman
>Does that mean that a Jagstange is crap. I was considering one.
>> > Friends don't let friends buy krappy guitars...
>>
>> Jag-Stang sales alone disprove this assertion.
>>
>--
>Ask me how to loose weight and have better health and energy for
>less than $3 a day.
Hey. My weight is already loose enough.
I can barely keep my pants around it as it is, it keeps spilling over
the top and untucking my shirt.
Why in the hell should I pay you $3 a day to turn into human jello.
You must be some sort of idjut.
You ever see jello people walking around full of health and energy?
NO!
They are all home having someone turn them over in bed, that's what.
Richard Simmons is whining outside their window.
None of that for me, thanks.
*buuuuurp*
Twang!
>http://www.geocities.com/HotSprings/Villa/4240/
/-)
evil twin®
>Uh, guys? I've been bothered by this. I lie awake night worrying, tormented
>by guilt and shame.
Drink more beer.
>I've finally decided to come out about it.
Ruh-roh... Not that there's anything WRONG with that.
>This may shock and perhaps even sicken the weak-stomached of you:
I've got the keyboard covered...
> I went to a lousy school.
Oh... I thought it was something bad. I hope it was at least
the Harvard of lousy schools.
>Alas, I will never know the satisfaction of being in the 10 %.
We're all ignoring you anyway.
>CAN I STILL POST HERE?
Yeah. But you have to buy a Ghia. NOW.
Andrew P. Mullhaupt
Matthew Ivaliotes wrote in message <01be54bd$c31f19a0$a81a7e82@test>...
>At least someone dared to come up with a suggested Fender I might want.
>Bravo on the try. P-90s are good things. I just don't find Teles even a
>little bit comfortable. Neck (most) or body (all). And I prefer a shorter
>scale.
Oddly enough Fender is building me a drop-top Set-Neck Tele, 22 fret slab
rosewood/maple neck (profile of my choice) chambered body, and 24.75" scale.
The maple top will be close in appearance to that of my Merle Haggard, and
there will be waist and cutaway contours. Two Fender splittable humbuckers,
five way blade switch, master volume and tone. The tone will push/pull to
split the pickups in the middle position. Same hardware as the Merle.
No puppy on the headstock, though.
How about that one?
Later,
Andrew Mullhaupt
Matthew Ivaliotes
Andrew P. Mullhaupt <amul...@nospam.ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<79vtso$1...@sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com>...
> Oddly enough Fender is building me a drop-top Set-Neck Tele, 22 fret slab
> rosewood/maple neck (profile of my choice) chambered body, and 24.75"
scale.
> The maple top will be close in appearance to that of my Merle Haggard,
and
> there will be waist and cutaway contours. Two Fender splittable
humbuckers,
> five way blade switch, master volume and tone. The tone will push/pull to
> split the pickups in the middle position. Same hardware as the Merle.
> No puppy on the headstock, though.
> How about that one?
Nope. Still not comfortable to me. I like carved tops as well. And you
just forfeited your right to ask if I 'at least' played something before I
bought it.
If I'm going to have someone custom build me a guitar, it won't be Fender,
and it won't have a Tele body style. And the only Fender pickups I've
heard and liked at all have been single-coils.
Matt I.
Andrew P. Mullhaupt
Matthew Ivaliotes wrote in message <01be562c$c6eb1f00$c71a7e82@test>...
>
>And you
>just forfeited your right to ask if I 'at least' played something before I
>bought it.
Actually, no.
Later,
Andrew Mullhaupt
Matthew Ivaliotes
"Andrew P. Mullhaupt" wrote:
Actually, no one ever gives up their right to ask. But you certainly lose the
superior tone you were going for, the "I know betterwhat you want" load of
sellf-superior crap. I never really paid attention when you said it in the
first place, never had any intention of answering you, and now care even less
about the question, since you too are purchasing a guitar you ordered.
Matt I.
Dan Stanley
Andrew P. Mullhaupt wrote in message <79vtso$1...@sjx-ixn10.ix.netcom.com>...
>
>Matthew Ivaliotes wrote in message <01be54bd$c31f19a0$a81a7e82@test>...
>
>>At least someone dared to come up with a suggested Fender I might want.
>>Bravo on the try. P-90s are good things. I just don't find Teles even a
>>little bit comfortable. Neck (most) or body (all). And I prefer a
shorter
>>scale.
>
>
>rosewood/maple neck (profile of my choice) chambered body, and 24.75"
scale.
>The maple top will be close in appearance to that of my Merle Haggard, and
>there will be waist and cutaway contours. Two Fender splittable humbuckers,
>five way blade switch, master volume and tone. The tone will push/pull to
>split the pickups in the middle position. Same hardware as the Merle.
>
>No puppy on the headstock, though.
>
>How about that one?
It's not a Tele.
SDan
Ron Thompson
He's right you know...
Andrew P. Mullhaupt
Dan Stanley wrote in message <7a1q7l$2...@news-central.tiac.net>...
>>rosewood/maple neck (profile of my choice) chambered body, and 24.75"
>scale.
>>The maple top will be close in appearance to that of my Merle Haggard, and
>>there will be waist and cutaway contours. Two Fender splittable
humbuckers,
>>five way blade switch, master volume and tone. The tone will push/pull to
>>split the pickups in the middle position. Same hardware as the Merle.
>>
>>No puppy on the headstock, though.
>>
>>How about that one?
>
>
>It's not a Tele.
We will have to see what FMIC says about that. I'm interested to find out if
it actually is a Tele.
Later,
Andrew Mullhaupt