On 10/30/2011 5:45 PM, 2cts wrote:
> Joey Goldstein wrote:
>
>> OK. Here we go. Sheesh...
>
> What does that mean?
It means that you're an idiot (and evidently also an asshole) and I'm an
even bigger idiot for trying to talk to you.
It means that I know this and continue to do it in spite of myself.
But I didn't say it that way last time because I was trying to be a nice
guy.
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
>> 2cts wrote:
>>> Joey Goldstein wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Which questions?
>>>>>
>>>>> B13 means B13 including 7 and 11,
>>>>
>>>> Technically speaking, in classical theory
>>>
>>> In what "classical theory"?
>>
>> I'm referring to the Tonal analysis theories and techniques taught in
>> classical conservatories.
>
> Ok, so you refer to tonal music theory which is mostly basso continuo,
> "roman numeral analysis", and "diatonic function" (Hugo Riemann 1893,
> Wilhelm Maler and Diether de la Motte).
Right.
>> These chaps don't really use chord symbols.
>
> Basso continuo is a very precise way to say the same...
It's been quite some time since that notational system has been is
common usage.
But this is an irrelevant tangent.
You asked me what "classical theory" says about the formation of a 13th
chord and I told you.
Evidently you've studied some classical theory yourself.
So why did I need to tell you?
>> Their analytic devices are designed to analyse *pre-composed* music
>> represented in standard notation.
>
> Nah, there is modern music too, like "20th-century classical music",
> which uses any kind of new and special notation, too.
To the extent that modern music based upon classical tradition follows
Common Practice Period harmonic conventions the analytic techniques used
for CPP analysis will be applicable.
To the extent that modern classical music deviates from CPP norms new
analytic techniques need to be created and used.
There is still precious little classical music from any period that can
benefit from a pop/jazz chord chart, unless the players are improvising.
But of course this is irrelevant.
>> If a piece of music in standard notation contained a voicing of what we
>> jazzers
>
> I used to play lots of jazz many years ago on stage...
Sure you did.
>> represent in chord-symbol-notation as "B7", they would label it
>> as V7 (assuming that this was the correct designation for its function
>> within the key the music being analyzed is in).
>
> Where function is already a convention (just mind Wagner, e.g. the
> Tristan chord, etc.).
CPP analysis vs jazz/pop chord symbol notation is what I'm discussing.
What are *you* discussing?
If you have a point would you please make it already.
>> They would only rarely need to use a capital letter name followed by a
>> 7, and if and when they did - it would never be part of an analysis.
>> It (i.e. the symbol "B7") would only be used when talking generally
>> about a V7 chord in E whose root happens to be B.
>
> No need to gabble such trivia.
Right back atcha' slick.
>> In jazz we use chord symbols as a basis for *improvising* music.
>> Chord symbols have no place in classical music.
>
> Thats wrong as basso continuo is a very precise way to say the same...
Figured bass was a system of notation designed to allow an improvised
accompaniment to a *pre-composed* melody.
They were not, generally speaking, creating new melodies based upon the
chord progression as is the case in jazz.
And this is still totally irrelevant.
>> Classical Tonal (Tonal harmony, with a capital "T", is harmony based on
>> the major-minor key system) theory, all chords are the result of the
>> stacking of 3rds.
>> A "chord of the 13th" is therefore a tertian stack from root to 13th.
>
> No need to gabble such trivial crap.
Right back atcha' slick.
>>>> "B13" meant "a dominant chord
>>>
>>> "Dominant" is an just a free interpretation - that might be e.g. in Blues
>>> also a "tonic".
>>
>> I'm talking about harmonic function, not the chord name.
>
> Harmonic function is not part of the composer but of the recipient.
That makes no sense.
What are you trying to say?
Do you have a point?
You didn't understand what I meant by a dominant chord so I explained it
to you and now you want to argue about it. Sheesh.
>> A "dominant chord" is a chord that has dominant function within a key.
>> A "dominant 7th chord" is a chord formed according to the intervallic
>> formula 1 3 5 b7.
>
> No need to gabble such trivial crap.
Evidently there was a need.
>> Not all dominant 7th chords have dominant function.
>
> No need to gabble such trivial crap.
Evidently there was a need.
>> Not all dominant function chords are dom7 chords.
>
> No need to gabble such trivial crap.
Evidently there was a need.
Why not just say "thanks"?
>> But pretty much every V chord in classical music is a dom7 chord.
>
> In case "classical music" is very narrowly defined.
CPP.
> But where the
> 7 is a special color, which is not needed in any way to make a clause
> (which is part of polyphonic cadencing).
Irrelevant.
>>>> of the 13th (a tertian stack up to the 13th) built on scale degree 5 in
>>>> the key of E major", or B D# F# A C# E G#.
>>>
>>>> But nobody in jazz interprets or plays the *chord symbol* "B13" that way.
>>>
>>> Maybe, but why not say the "truth" like B7/6 or similar to that.
>>
>> Huh?
>> I'm telling you the "truth".
>> You're just not listening.
>
> LOL. Yes, you say when writing B13 the "jazzers" NEVER mean it.
No. I'm saying that we know what it means.
Evidently you don't, and I'm trying to explain it to you.
But you're not listening.
>>>> Because of the b9 interval between D# and E virtually any experienced
>>>
>>> Of course, because this would be a grace note with resolution at the
>>> same time which "rarely" makes sense in sensible music.
>>
>> This has nothing to do with grace notes. What the hell are you talking
>> about?
>
> d g a - d f# a for instance. I found the word for "Vorhalt" in dict.cc
> but there is also "suspended note", "forefall", "backfall" which might
> betterly characerize things like d f# b - d f# a or f# a e - f# a d.
>
> Please excuse my english in general, I am german.
I know what grace notes are.
I know what suspensions are.
I know what chordal decorations are.
And this is all irrelevant to the discussion at hand.
>>>> player who sees this chord symbol will base his voicings on B D# F# A C#
>>>> G# instead,
>>>
>>> Not always and not everyone and not nobody, mind the "Jimmy Hendrix chord",
>>> for instance.
>>
>> What does "the Jimi Hendrix chord", aka dom7#9, have to do with this
>> discussion at all?
>
> *)
> Suspension note together with resolving, like d f# g d, is very much
> similar to chords including minor and major third together, like d f f# d.
Irrelevant.
>> Are you trying to suggest that someone reading a "B13" chord symbol
>> should play some sort of Dom7#9 chord?
>
> See *)
>
>> That's nonsense.
>
> See *)
>
>> I hope you don't teach.
>
> See *)
>
>>>> and they are also quite likely going to omit (according to
>>>> taste and context) the F# and/or the C# as well.
>>>
>>> No way! The 9 is the most important "friction note" (or how do you say?)
>>> in many voicings.
>>
>> I have no idea what you're talking about.
>
> Damn... e.g. 4WC, four way close, drop two,three, double lead, spreads, etc.
Still no idea what you're talking about.
>> Maj 9ths when added to most chords do not create anything akin to what I
>> would call "friction".
>
> Would you understand tension note?
Is that what you mean by "friction". OK.
That's irrelevant too.
> In a typical 4WC you would often use "plain" tonic functions with
> a tension note, for instance: c d e g istead of c e g.
>
> The 9 is by far the mostly used friction or tension note.
Irrelevant.
Jazz players routinely omit the 9th from their voicings of 13th chords
just as routinely as they include it.
>>>> So, in practice, "B13" means "B7(9,13)", most of the time.
>>>
>>> Huh? One sentence above you write the C#, the 9, is likely to be
>>> omitted
>>
>> Jazz musicians do not take chord symbols literally.
>
> LOL. Thats what I said. The real book is just an "option"...
What does The Real Book have to do with *anything*?
This is just like talking to an idiot.
>> ...
>
> Bla bla...
And a dick to boot.
>>> which means we have just a B7add6 or a B9 add6 (with 9).
>>
>> "B7(add6)" is, technically speaking, not an incorrect chord symbol.
>> But common practice is to write "B7(13)" or "B7(add13)" instead.
>
> Sure, symbols are just names. We meant the same chord.
Sure. But I'm trying to explain to you how we use the symbols so that
you won't look like such an idiot anymore when you go out on usenet and
pretend that you know something about this stuff.
>> Most of the time chordal extensions are written with compound interval
>> designations (i.e. numbers higher than 8).
>
> Yes. And Monday comes after Sunday!
You act as if I've told you something you already knew, but you write as
if you don't know it.
What's the matter with you?
>> ...
>
> Bla bla...
Right back atcha' slick.
>>> I never have understood why they write crap like B13 instead...
>>
>> Evidently that's true. You don't understand.
>> I'm trying to explain it to you.
>
> Forget it. I know your mother told you that Monday comes after Sunday...
Gladly.
But you keep writing more and more inane bullshit.
>> The main reason that we use the short-hand chord symbol "B13" instead of
>> "B7(9,13)" (which is already a form of shorthand for standard notation)
>> is because it takes up less room on the page.
>
> ROFL.
You asked and I gave you the answer.
Why do you find that funny?
>> Since "B13" is well understood by most jazz players we can get away with it.
>>
>>>> A player who really wants to have some sort of an 11th in there is more
>>>> likely to use the #11 than the P11.
>>>
>>> More likely, less likely... Is jazz a quiz event or something like
>>> a lottery? ;)
>>
>> It's called "improvising", and yes, there is a certain amount of
>> randomness and chance that is prevalent in all jazz improvising.
>
> Not the theme in the real book, man.
The Real Book again?
WTF?
> You are obviously very, very dense.
*I'm* dense?
Lol.
>>>> Still, if you're after a dissonant sound, sometimes including the P11 in
>>>> there along with the maj 3rd is just the ticket, but it's not usually done.
>>>
>>> More likely, less likely, more usually, less usually... Is jazz a lottery?
>>
>> If you were a jazz musician or someone aspiring to be a jazz musician
>> you probably wouldn't be asking these types of questions.
>
> You are an ignorant asshole AND an idiot.
Hmm. Up until this current post I've been quite careful to treat you
with respect and now you go ad hominem on me.
Interesting.
> I speaking about the THEME
What "theme"?
I've been speaking about a chord symbol.
> of course, you tard.
Dude, the only person with questionable intellectual faculties here is you.
> No need to "explain" all that crap like that nowadays even in America
> Monday typically follows the Sunday.
But you still don't understand.
Oh well.
>>>> For those folks wanting to include the P11 another option is to omit the
>>>> maj 3rd and play what amount to being a B7sus4(9,13) chord.
>>>
>>> Yes, just play whatever not you find on your instrument as an "option" ;)
>>
>> In jazz, sounding good is its own justification.
>> B D# F# A E sounds "bad most of the time.
>> That's why we usually don't play the D# and the E at the same time.
>>
>>>>> B7add13 means B7 plus 13 no 7, etc.
>>>>
>>>> No, it doesn't.
>>>
>>> In Message-ID:<201110301815.UTC.j8k47m$chj$
1...@tioat.net> I wrote
>>>
>>> [ the typo "B7 plus 13 no 7" was corrected to -> "B7 plus 13 no 11" ]
>>>
>>> Obviously among all your "options" you are unable to intercept a typo.
>>
>> Anybody who knows what they're doing would almost never write
>> "B7(13)(no5th)" or sim, because that sound is almost always called "B6"
>> or "Bmaj6".
>
> Your are a mother fucker.
Right. Ask your mother about me.
Been a pleasure.