On Sunday, January 14, 2018 at 8:29:02 PM UTC-7,
slowh...@gmail.com snarked:
Hey, looks like Mr. Peabody and Sherman have once again
cranked up the Wayback Machine, this time for a relatively
short jaunt of only four years. When it comes to the usenet,
sleeping dogs never lie. (Liberals, however, always do.)
Hey - that's pretty good! Keeper!
At any rate, some rocket scientist posted the following:
>
> well fuck you,
Mmmm, no - don't think so. Nice of you to ask, though.
because you don't know the situation,
Which situation would that be?
and chuck berry did time for violating the mann act
Yes, as I stated in the original post; the Mann act
has to do with transporting an underage female across
state lines for immoral purposes. I believe the piece
of shit under discussion here was both porking and
pimping said female in this case. All the other crimes
I mentioned (carjacking, armed robbery, peeping tom,
hidden cameras in bathrooms, etc.) are easily brought
to light with a bit of googling, should anyone wish
to. So what?
lord dumb ass,
Oh, please. Is this the best you have? Work on it, Junior.
look up some shit on me while your at it,
Well, I'm afraid I can't do that, seeing as how the only
clue to your identity is an e-mail address that was munged
by Google Groups. Looks like it might say "slowhand." Damn -
are you Eric Clapton? Things a bit "slow" right now, are
they? I mean, what with Hiphop recently knocking Rock off
the throne and all. Say - if you could, like, learn some
Jazz, then you could not only play the Snob Card but also
have an excellent excuse for not gigging, seeing as how Jazz
is the second-worst selling genre, besting only children's
music in sales figures.
Well, don't let me keep you from whatever terribly important
intellectual pursuits I'm sure you're involved in. (Editing
a grammar textbook, perchance?)
Fondest regards,
Lord Valve, ThD
Expert (fuck you)