Hey Guys:
The 2003 USA Songwriting Competition is now accepting entries. Entrants
stand to win a grand prize of over US$50,000 value in cash, music
merchandise and radio promotion. Also, winning songs will be played on a
syndicated radio show in over 60 cities in US and Canada. This is great
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Music, Warner Records, EMI Music, Universal Records, Epic Records, etc.
Selected entrants will be featured in monthly showcases in Nashville
(Bluebird Café), Los Angeles (Club Lingerie), New York (Red Lion), Atlanta
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Country, R&B, Folk, World, Jazz, Instrumental, etc.
Past winners include songwriters and bands such as: Sarah Lewis (lead
vocalist & songwriter of rock group "Jag Star"), David LaMotte, Michele
Vice-Maslin, Jonathan Kingham, Settie, Circle 8, Hummer, Betty Goo, Steve
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EARLY ENTRY FREE BONUS: First 1,000 entries will each receive
subscriptions to Singer Magazine. Hurry, enter now! For more information
visit:
http://www.songwriting.net
Iris Andersen
USA Songwriting Competition
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Hey Guys:
The 2003 USA Songwriting Competition is now accepting entries. Entrants
stand to win a grand prize of over US$50,000 value in cash, music
merchandise and radio promotion. Also, winning songs will be played on a
syndicated radio show in over 60 cities in US and Canada. This is great
exposure for you and your songs! Judges include A & R mangers from Sony
Music, Warner Records, EMI Music, Universal Records, Epic Records, etc.
USA Songwriting Competition also sponsor monthly showcases in Nashville
Ha! All except Fagin's 'you must spring for that little blue jar',
You can tell that fourth grade teacher who gave you a C for not remembering the
preamble to the Constitution to stick THAT in her pipe and smoke it! I take it
that was from memory...
Clif
:o)
Well, no. I know a lot of those Tom Waits lyrics by heart but I probably
couldn't just type them out all that accurately. I pasted 'em in. His lyrics
are all over the web. I used to wear those old lps of his out. I wore out
the cassettes I made too. Tom is quite a character. A lot of the lyrics are
quite poignant.
I actually entered a songwriting competition when I was about eleven. My dad
gave me the entry fee even though he said it was a waste of money. He was an
amateur composer himself and greatly encouraged my efforts. He was right
about such contests though.
Looking at the contest's sponsors and past winners makes me a little dubious
too. This seems like a real "industry production" if you catch my drift. In
other words: the fix is in. ..........joe
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Yep - I had a bass player friend who used to enter a lot - his story is
typical. "Well, I never won, but I got nineteen honorable mentions." Yep, and
they got nineteen entry fees. Everyone's almost a winner!
Clif
Don't they have to make some disclosure that the judges are independent and
unafillliated, blah blah blah, or run risk of running afoul of the justice
department? Smells like fraud otherwise.
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