13to56 wrote:
> Valve, do you actually play jazz organ?
Well, no...
But I can play three-part harmony using a bosun's
whistle, a nose-flute, and a kazoo. I've been
working on adding a fourth part, using a whoopie
cushion. Damn things have terrible intonation
problems, though. Crap! Maybe I just need to
increase my burrito intake...
> You have plenty of opinions,
> but I've never been able to find anything on the internet where you
> actually play anything that could be reasonably considered jazz
> organ. Just a couple clips of you noodling on youtube.
I'll probably stay up all night worrying about that.
You can hear what's left of my work on the latest
Cassie Taylor album, "Blue," which is hot right
now in France and Germany (so they tell me) but
rather on the hard-to-get side in the States.
I say "what's left of my work" because most of it
fell victim to the Pro Tools Nazi who produced
the disc; like most recording geeks, he treats
the organ as glue, using it to fill up sparse
places in the mix where the guitarist (or whoever)
runs out of ideas. With Pro Tools, all the audio
carpenter needs to do is find a place on the organ
track(s) with a nice long chord, cut it out, and
use it over and over. Make sure it ain't wunna dem
scary chords with like, um, fiveteenths or whatever
those keyboard nerds call that shit, right?
Right.
I'm in the process of putting together something
with a young lady who won the Lionel Hampton jazz
competition (vocal department) a while back; I have
a fine young guitarist with mad skills and a great
attitude who doesn't mind planning out who gets the
extensions and who plays the easy shit in advance,
so the chords don't trainwreck on the stand. My
bassist is the cat who produced the last two Flobots
discs, and he's *smokin'*. Drummer? Aw fuck...I'm
still lookin'. But never fear - the Boss DR-880
keeps perfect time, it's never late, doesn't get
drunk and get the shit beat outta itself in the
parking lot for hitting on anyone's old lady...
until Bernard Purdie's clone is finished growing
in the basement, we'll deal with it, eh? ;-)
And 'scuze me for havin' an opinion. I notice
no-one's piped up to disagree with it. Plenty
of *good* work from Earland is out there. That
tune wasn't it.
Lord Valve
Jazz Organist
Not That You Give A Fuck...Nor Do I, For That Matter...