Nothing like owning a brand new set of Hendersons eh.
Oh, and we all thought that Henderson was long gone!
Of course, if you don't mind them actually being Kintails, and actually being
made
by some high school kid who works at the kintail shop.
geez, we've got an almost limitless supply of "refurbished Hendersons", here.
http://www.cuillinn.com/refurbs.html
Now call me a cynic, but lets take a closer look at these "Hendersons", shall
we.
I'll translate in case you don't speak the language of "bagpipe dealer"
>Classic Refurbished Bagpipes
>Due to the many demands for antique pipes we've received over the last several
years,
Due to the incredible decline in my sales ledger, and an upcoming balloon
payment on the mortgage,
and the incredibly high mark up I can put on a set of alleged hendersons.....
CUILLINN CRAFT is now able to provide pipers with classic bagpipes by Peter
Henderson and other makers, fully refurbished and with new mounts, at
reasonable prices.
Oh really!
New mounts!
Yippee, who wants a real piece of elephant tusk hanging on their pipe!
Hell no, we want plastic!
And no charge for the gallon of spar varnish either!
Damn this is unreal!
>Our refurbished pipes come with all new stocks, blowsticks and imitation ivory
mounts, turned to exactly match the originals, with >our Kintail 2000 chanter
as standard, and set up exactly as our new Kintail and Glen sets, with cases
and accessory packs.
Our rejected Kintails that have passed through 4 different peoples hands, have
finally landed back on the shop floor
where they were given another slap o varnish, and then reshipped to the states.
>As these sets of pipes come in we will post pictures on this page with prices.
We'll keep the pictures real fuzzy though, wouldn't want you marks out there
getting wind
of my scheme.
>Some sets will have one or two replacement parts - be assured that the
quality will match or surpass that of the originals.
By the time your check has cleared, I'll be in Aruba blocking the sun from many
a tourist.
No guarantees of course.
> Original ferrules will be used when possible, and the sets will be as good as
or even better than the day they were made.
whatevers laying around is good enough.
Of course the pipes were made two weeks ago,so of course they'll be as good as
the day they were made,
at least for a month or two anyways.
IN STOCK NOW - P2 PETER HENDERSON
More where that came from too, as long as sharpe is around anyways,.
"Peter Henderson" is actually a nine year old who hangs around the shop, of
course.
Original threaded nickel ferrules;
Boy those ferrules sure do look shiny, how do you get that
shiny look on such an old(wink ,wink) original nickle ferrule?
all NEW projecting mounts, ring caps, and bushings;
No charge for removing that annoying ivory too!
Wow, I almost bought a similar set of plastic mounted pipes for 600 bucks!
Good thing you're around to keep those crooks in check!
welp, I guess since its NEW and all.
new blowstick and stock, new bass drone stock; new Kintail chanter, flight
case, full accessory kit, Ross sealed bag and Wygent Reeds - $1,750.00.
some crap I'm throwing in to make a really, really long run on sentence so you
think I'm being a real
nice guy and throwing in all these extras.
Lori Wilson-Gaudet
Bpiper3981 wrote in message
<20010119120333...@ng-cm1.aol.com>...
Sorry it was an oversight I thought everyone new that my now. MrRT thought he
exposed me LOL Its the norm for me to sign just check my other post.
Cheers
Gary Speed
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In article <94d8fo$bop$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,
You are so full of shit Speed. You are also computer illiterate and
looking like quite the arsehole, or you'd know even your Deja.com posts
are easy to trace, and we have. Since you came on here with your "G is
great" crap, theres been no less than 4 new, anonymous, posters that
have appeared here, and Lo and behold they seem to post at the same
times (close) as you do, they all have the same message IDs, all
have "troll-like" qualitys, and all contain your 4th grade spelling
errors. They also appeared around the same time I blocked you from my
NG and private emails. Your on hullucinogens if you think that your
fooling anyone. Notice how few responses your getting? Nobodys reading
you because everyones on to your childish games, and has you blocked
(like I do, so save your sophmoric threats and dont bother replying.)
so save your anger for your therapist, because he or she gas a
looooooong road ahead of them.
Lets see, I have 57 posts, all from the same server ID, with about 30%
signed... another lie.
--
The election is over,
The results are kron,
The will of the people has clearly been blown.
Let's forget the quarrels and show by our reeds,
We will give our Kron dealer all the help that he needs.
So let's all get together, and give Gibson a shove,
Stick it up Speeds ass, BUT we'll do it with love!
Al Kron (but you may address me as "Mr resident")
The Beagle <bag...@E247.com> wrote
> [All of your messages] contain your 4th grade spelling
> errors.
> Your [sp] on hullucinogens [sp] if you think that your [sp]
> fooling anyone. Notice how few responses your [sp] getting? Nobodys
> [sp] reading you because everyones [sp] on to your childish games,
> and has you blocked (like I do, so save your sophmoric [sp] threats and >
dont [sp] bother replying.) so save your anger for your therapist,
> because he or she gas [sp] a looooooong road ahead of them [sp].
I think even 4th graders can probably do better than 10 spelling errors in
two sentences.
Cheers. Matt