A wee joke for you

[Bob Smith]

I hope this does not offend any of our English friends, Its only a joke.

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Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the
Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he reaches the
battlefield,suddenly on the crest of a hill there appears a solitary
figure,a little short ginger-haired guy in a kilt.

"Hammer of the Scots!" yells the wee Scottish guy on the hill. "Come up
here, ya English bastards, and I'll give ye ma hammer!"

Edward turns to his commander and says, "Take 20 men and deal with that
Scottish upstart!"

The commander sends 20 men over the hill to kill the Scot. Ten minutes
later, at the crest of the hill, the little Scot appears again. "Ye
English bastards!" he yells. "Come on the rest of ye!! Come on, I'll
have ye!!!"

Edward is getting somewhat annoyed. He turns to his commander. "Take
100 men and kill that little guttersnipe!" The commander
sends 100 men over the hill to do the job. Ten minutes later, the little
Scot appears at the top of the hill again,his hair all sticking up, his
shirt a bit torn. "Ye English
SCUM!" he yells.

"I'm just warming up!!! Come and get me!!!"

Edward loses patience. "Commander, take 400 men and personally WIPE HIM
OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" he yells. The commander gulps, but leads 400
men on horseback over the crest of the hill.

Ten minutes later, the little Scotsman is back. His clothing is all
torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and Irn-Bru, and he yells,
"Is that the best ye can do???? You're bloody WIMMIN!!!! Come on,come
and have a go ya bunch of Jessies!!!"

Edward turns to his second in command. "Take 1000 men over that hill
and don't come back till you've killed him!" he commands. The second in
command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.
Ten minutes later, one of the English troops appears back at the top of
the hill. He's covered in blood and his lothes are all torn.

Your Majesty!!" he yells. "It's a trap!!! There's two of them!!!"

Looking forward to the Football ( Socker ) match

Bob

[Sir just drop the chalupa]

>Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the
>Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he reaches the

>battlefield,suddenly on th<snip>

A true story? LOL!
Bill
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Mar a bha, mar a tha,
mar a bhitheas gu brath,
ri tra'ghadh's ri lionadh.

[jill...@my-deja.com]

In article <381418...@bt.com>,

robert....@bt.com wrote:
> I hope this does not offend any of our English friends, Its only a
joke.
>
>
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> Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer
the
> Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he reaches the

That was a good one, I laughed out lo

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jill...@my-deja.com wrote in message <7v1ng5$438$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...

That's a great joke. A very funny one.

Éamon O' Brien

[Bo Møller-Nielsen]

I liked this one very much, and so did the rest of the band this evening at
band practice.

Thank you Bob.

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Bo Moeller-Nielsen