Namaste.
Haal hee main mainE " Jaane bhi do yaaro" dekhi.
Pahale dekhee thee lekin ye aisee movie hai ki doobara dekhnE main koi harz
nahin tha . Is movie ke kooch dialogues bahut mazakiya the.
Khas karke Om puri ke ....
Perfect punjabi style main Hindi bolee hai.
O payee. Gooda Afternooona.. O ye gadee beech main kisne Park kar rakhee
hai ? ( and later) .... Faurd hai? Mere paas austin hai. Oldd ij goldd
you see ?"
" Hum D'Mello jee kee yaad main bambai ke saare gutter ek din ke liye
band kar denge. AAp sad peenE ka pani ek din pahalE hee bhar lain"
Ye Om Puri kaa dialogue nahin tha.
Aur ek hai
" Hum to seemunt main rait milatE hain , tarnejja to rait main seemunt
milata hai.....ha..ha"
aue ek ( funny nahin hai lekin style perfect hai bolne kaa)
" Oye tarnejja. Jab toone mujhe black list karaya to kahan gaya tera
payeeechara ?"
Well, mera main intention aap saab ko ye batana tha ki ye movie
bahut hee mazedar hai. Aap saab ko maza aayega.
Vaise mere batane ka dhang shayad theek na ho. Network ke shrotayon
se ye vinnanti hai ki ve is movie par upyukt dhang se prakash dalain.
Ek aur movie " Aaab aayega maza " main bhi bahut acchee comedy hai.
Usme ek character hai jo " Bhandar.... Bhandar "
karta rahata hai.
Aaanya dekhane vaali comedies main mere dhyan main..
Chasshme baddoor.
Gol Maal.
Rang Birangi.
Mohan Joshi Hazir Ho.(mainE dekhee nahin hai).
aate hain.
Aaap saab ko bore kiya ho to kshama karna. Is thread ko dilchasp
banasakte ho to aap ka dhanyavaad.
Hrishikesh Joshi.
Quite right! I've seen the movie at least 10 times!
I especially love the Mahabharat play scene.
Om Puri (as Bhim):
Oy Yudhisthir! Draupadi tumhare akele ki nahin hai!
Hum sab bhi SHARE holder hai.
...
Dushashan:
Duryodhan Bhaiya, aap shayad bhool gayen hai ki aap ko Draupadika
cheer haran karna hai.
Naseeruddin Shah (as Duryodhan):
NahiN, Draupadi jaise sati ko dekh kar maine cheer haran ka IDEA
DROP kar diya haiN!
>Aaap saab ko bore kiya ho to kshama karna. Is thread ko dilchasp
>banasakte ho to aap ka dhanyavaad.
>
>Hrishikesh Joshi.
>
What kshama. This movie deserves all the praise it can get.
I always enjoy Naseerudding and Satish Shah combination!
BTW, what is the cast of Mohan Joshi Hazir Ho? I have been trying to
get hold of this movie, but no one seems to have it. (Darn!)
Well I'll have more Jaane bhi do yaaro later.
Till then, Thoda khao thoda fenkoN, Maza aayega!
- Nirav Shah
Satish Shah as Commissioner D'Melo:
Chup be! Tum kya samzte ho. Government tumhare Baap ki hai?
Ashok: NahiN Sir! Aapki hai!
Nirav Shah: Haaa Haaaa Haaaa, Heeeee Heeee Heee, Ho Ho Ho
- Nirav
kunal ka aapko haardik hello, namaste, salaam and sasriyakaal.....
continuing the thread on those nostalgic ads on radio...
i do distinctly remember a particular one on vivid bharati, delhi kendr
se....it was about a soap (saabon).... and i am sure my delhi ke bhai
aur behene apni yaaden taaza kar lenge....
per e das, bobby saabon da ki pa (rate)...
sun meri billo, bobby saade sat (7.50) rupay killo,
khanna soap factory maya puri dilhi da banaya, bobby te raju saboon
hamesho khareedo........
ding dong.......
and what about those revitalizing ads on doordarshan....
jaago jagaye aaj ka din yeh niraala, jaago jagaye, lipton ka yeh
pyaala...
hawkins ke seeti baji, khushboo hi khushbooudi..maze daar laze daar
khaan hai tyaar.......
gale main khich khich gale main, kya karoon.....vicks ke goli lo, khich
khich door karo..ding dong.......
on a slightly different note:
how is 1942- ALS faring at the box office??????
>ding dong.......
>
>and what about those revitalizing ads on doordarshan....
>
>jaago jagaye aaj ka din yeh niraala, jaago jagaye, lipton ka yeh
>pyaala...
>
>hawkins ke seeti baji, khushboo hi khushbooudi..maze daar laze daar
>khaan hai tyaar.......
>
>gale main khich khich gale main, kya karoon.....vicks ke goli lo, khich
>khich door karo..ding dong.......
>
>
Well, how about this ...
Tandrusti ki raksha karta hai Lifebuoy...
Lifebuoy hai jahan tandrusti hai vahan
LIIIIIFEBUUUUOOY !!!
And, not to forget,
Jee haan, Lifebuoy mail me chipe huve keetanon ko dho dalta hai.
Srini.
( Hing = Aesofoetida (sp?) )
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Band naak ki takleef ka safai se ant !! TURANT !!! Vicks Inhaler !!
This one was cooool...
Ye rahi match ki akhri gend and ye laga SIXER !!!
NATRAJ phir champion !!
Natraj pencil khoob lekhai...
Isne lambi umar hai payi...
and this one...
Bhool na jana, ECE bulb lana..
<same thing in different languages>
ba ba ba ba...bulb
jyada de ujala, <something something>
ECE bulb aur ECE tube....
Ye bullet meri jaaN, manziloN ka nishan....
Aur phir bhediye ne <something> se kaha
Main tumhe kha jaaonga, uhhhhhh....
and the Poonam Dhillon stuff...
Main apne baaloN ke liye Dabur ka brahmi aaNvla kesh tel istemaal karti huN
and a regular before MAHABHARAT on sunday morning...
Everest cement ki chadareN
<lots of monkeys here >
Everest barasoN chaleN
<DaraSingh here>
......
cool,
Milind Dawande (daw...@cmu.edu)
Shah : Itni security mein to chooha bhi nahi bach sakta..
A security person comes running and shoots...
and then picks up a dead mouse..
Sure enough...chooha bhi nahi bach sakta...:-)
Keep'em coming.
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Tata ka OK dhulai ka saboon
OK OK ha Tata ka OK...
Does anyone remember this one - very old and probably restricted to
Bombay
Double mazaa hai aur kam daam
MR coffee jiska naam
is coffee ke sar pe Taj
MR cofee jyadaa naam
And this radio ad. before "chutkule" sponsored by Stanrose fabrics (!)
Husband: Arree Bhaagwaan kahaan chalee
Wife: Santra Juice
Husband (puzzled): Santra Juice?
Wife: Haan Bhagwan Cut-Piece centre..
Husband: Santra Juice nahin, Santa Cruz
Vinay
jasjit saab (atlantawale) ki meharbaani se (jis prakar se unhone, apne
andaaz main, apni phd ka gham chand ek mashoor sheron main prakat kiya
hai, vo vaak-e-hi main kaabil-e-ye taarif hai) , kyon na kuch P.J.
sheron ka silsila shuru kiya jaaye(aur agar shuru ho chuka hai to kyon
na aage badaya jaaye!!!!).......
arz hai....(kunal adjusting his sherwani in the great poetic style)
teri zulfon ke saayon se dhalti hai shaamen.....
teri zulfon ke saayon se dhalti hain shaamen.....
zulfen mandale, savera ho jayega....:)
ek aur ...
vo thumak thumak ke aayi....
vo thumak thumak ke gayi....
hum sindoor le kar khade rahe...
vo raakhi baand ke chali gayi...:)
aur phir ek baar, aur is baar badi lagan se poochte hue...
bhaiyo tatha behano
1942-ALS kaise chal rahi hai...(how is it doing at box office)
kunal sacramentowale......
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vahan vo jeevan saathi hai, yahan roz naya savariya....
tu bhi theek to yeh bhi theek hai, apna apna nazariya...
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> Bhool na jana, ECE bulb lana..
> <same thing in different languages>
> ba ba ba ba...bulb
> jyada de ujala, <something something>
it's zyada de ujala, din-o-din chalne wala
> Aur phir bhediye ne <something> se kaha
Aur phir bhediye ne memne se kaha
> Main tumhe kha jaaonga, uhhhhhh....
I remember when I was in 8th class, we had gone to patiala for an interschool
basketball game, and after the game we went to see the movie "Betaab", and
during
the movie, this same ad was shown but it was in punjabi...
aur phir bhediye ne memne nu akhaN
mein tennu kha jawaNga....
And I'm trying to remember this one, it was of some washing soap, with first
a nurse comes, then a guy on a motorcycle, etc, and it had the sounds of
washing clothes in between, I believe it was one of those TATA ads. No it
was not Tata ka OK, nahane ka sabun, that was "sach much kafee bada tha" ;-)
And does somebody remember that one from "mugli ghutti 555"...
Regards
Dhawal
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Nirma! Nirma!
Washing powder nirma, washing powder nirma,
Dudh ki safedi, nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaye,
Sab ki pasand nirmaaaa
Washing powder nirma, washing powder nirma,
Nirma!
Ras ke rachna rasna, jivan ke madhur rang hai, rasna un mein se ek hai
(and then a kid goes) " I love you Rasna"
Also ... Shadi aur tumse???? kabhi nahe (in a rude tone)
after eating Pan-Pasand : shadi aur tum se?? hmm kabhi nahe (in a softer
tone)
Pan-Pasand, gazab ka swad gazab ke meethas
and my fav
Suneye ladke ke ma-baap aye hai, (after the regular welcom)
"Barat theek 8 baghe pahuch jayenge, pur ham aap se ek baat kehna to
bhool he gaye..." worried looks on bridegroom's fathers face
"yani???...."
"gabhraye nahe, hame kuch nahe chahiye, hum itna chahate hai ke aap
barateyo ka swagat pan-parag se keejeye"
relieved"oohhh pan-parag, hame kya maloom ap bhi pan-parag ke shaukeen
hai, yeh leegeye pan-pan"
hmmm pan-parag pan masala pan-parag
--
Hetav Dave he...@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
he...@cs.mun.ca
Beer makes you smart .... well it made Bud Weiser!!!!!!
Super rin ki chamkar..
thoda sa rin kare < something....?>
Swarna
> Super rin ki chamkar..
> thoda sa rin kare < something....?>
>Swarna
here's some more...
1) The hawkins pressure cooker ad
"aap apni biwiw se kitna pyaar karte he?.. etc. etc.
2) Then who can forget the Surf ads with lalitaji.
Everyone I know hated the Lalitaji and yet it was so popular.
3) The vicco vajradanti ads..
Amar
"Jo apni biwi se kare pyaar, woh Prestige se kaise kare inkaar"
^^^^^^^^
Some of the oldest ads on TV were :
MR coffee : ..... is coffee ke sar pe taaj
M.R. coffee laanaa aaj
Fabina suitings and shirtings which went something like
... FAbina suitings Fabina
and of course the lijjat papad song
chaay coffee ke sang bhaaye
karrrram kurram karrram kurram
mehmaano ko khush kar jaaye
kaarram kurram
majedaar lajjatdaar saatswaadme lijjat
lijjat paapad !
and tehn the bunny says :
lijjat paapad ! ehh hennhaa ehh hen haaa (remember ? )
_______________________________________________________________________________
All problems of existence are essentially problems of harmonium.
something=chamatkar*
man3!
Lalitaji: Bilkul nahiN. Itne se surf meiN
hoti haiN dhulai itni saari
(while showing plenty of white clothes)
MeiN to quality (in indian accent) dekhti hooN quality
[Stuff deleted]
>>
>One more
>
> Super rin ki chamkar..
> thoda sa rin kare < something....?>
>
>Swarna
>
And probably the most popular opening line:
Bhala uski Kameez meri Kameez se safed kaise?
-Avinash
A minor correction :
It's "Baswani" not Vaswani.
If I am not mistaken .... the Aap apni biwi ad was for Prestige and not for
Hawkins ....
S.Jagadish
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>2) Then who can forget the Surf ads with lalitaji.
See my posting exclusively dedicated to Lalitaji!!
>3) The vicco vajradanti ads..
Vicco vajradanti Vicco vajradanti (abbv. to VV: too hard to type)
Tooth powder tooth paste
Ayurvedic jadi-bootiyoN se bana <something> swadeshik
Tooth powder tooth paste
VV!
Then the one about turmeric cream:
(Indian wedding music in the background)
Bade nazoN se pali, hamari bannoN
Tujze chandan lagaye, pyari sakhiyaN
Teri kaya ko kanchan banaye .....
< oops, forgot the hard stuff >
Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream,
Twacha ki raksha kareN antiseptic cream
Vicco <something>
Haldi or Chandan ka anokha sangam!
Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream!!!
- Nirav Shah
suno suno aiye babuji..(funny music:))
kahaan chale?? (same funny music::))))
kapde kyun hai maile dhule??
maile??maine tou laundry mein dhulwaye thhey!!
tou kya?? zara thehro...fark dekhlo!!
vimal washing powder...kapde dhoye zagmag zagmag..ujjwal ujjwal
safedi ki nikhaar..rangon mein bahaar laaye zalmal zalmal..
vimal washing powder!!!
--
neha
graduate student
mechanical and industrial engg.
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behano aur bhiyo,
kunal ka pyaar bhara hello, namaste salaam sasriyakaal
ek aur aad yaad aayi...
yaad aa gaya mujhe guzra zammana, khushboo bheeni bheeni, zaika suhaana,
indaaaaanaaa...
aur ek:
victor ki jhangiya, victor ki banyana,
chusti phurti ka raaz hain...
ding dong....
just heard from a source that
1942 - A Love Story ISN'T doing good business at the box office and if
this is true, then it really is a pity coz it surely deserves much more
then that....
kunal sacramentowale...
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vahan vo jeevan saathi hai, yahan roz naya saavariya...
tu bhi theek to yeh bhi theek hai, apna apna nazariya..
********************************************************************
Wah Kunal Sacramentowale, maza agayi. Apki akhri sher to dil cheer ke
rakhdiya. Shaiyarana andaz koi aap se sikhe...........
Ab ek aur hojaye????
Hemant
Distribution:
>
> Lalithaji's stuff deleted
How many of you still remember this ?
"...Bhool na jana...ECE Bulb laana..."
"...ba..ba..bulb..."
Another bulb ad...
"...Ram Laxman bulb..."
This chips ad didn't last long...
"...Hum kho yeh nahin mangtha...hum kho woh nahin mangtha...hum kho aur
koyi chips nahin mangtha...phir kya mangtha ...humkho binny's mangtha"
More later,
stay cool (or as Letterman would say, "summer sucks")
>
> janaab ek baat kehna chaaoonga ki , heere ki pehchaan bhi sirf ek juaari
^^^^^^^^
I am sure you meant Johri ;-)
Naye zamane ke sang laye rang
fachion ki duniya mein aage kadam
Fabina suiting, Fabina.
I am dying to meet somebody who wears a suit made with
Fabina suiting fabric. Lifetime ki tamanna!
Anyone out there?? Atleast send a photo (in the Fabina suit, o'course!)
Vinod Arekar
behano aur bhaiyo,
kunal ka haardik hello namaste salaam sasriyakaal....
yeh kallam isabji ke naam....
janaab ek baat kehna chaaoonga ki , heere ki pehchaan bhi sirf ek juaari
hi kar sakta hai......:)
shukriya sarkaar......
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hukka beedi pete the, vahan baand ke reshmi pagdi...
kas ke suit pehente, boot, baat kare koi tagdi.....
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< rest of the ad. noted >
What about jaya, deepa aur sushma ?
(They even show 'em washing (clothes ofcourse !))
Kumar
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Crash analysts do it on the CRAY !!
- Old FEA saying
>In article <Aug.1.09.38....@clam.rutgers.edu> mu...@clam.rutgers.edu (Desi Dude) writes:
>>2) Then who can forget the Surf ads with lalitaji.
>See my posting exclusively dedicated to Lalitaji!!
>>3) The vicco vajradanti ads..
>Vicco vajradanti Vicco vajradanti (abbv. to VV: too hard to type)
>Tooth powder tooth paste
>Ayurvedic jadi-bootiyoN se bana <something> swadeshik
>Tooth powder tooth paste
>VV!
>Then the one about turmeric cream:
>(Indian wedding music in the background)
>Bade nazoN se pali, hamari bannoN
>Tujze chandan lagaye, pyari sakhiyaN
>Teri kaya ko kanchan banaye .....
>< oops, forgot the hard stuff >
>Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream,
>Twacha ki raksha kareN antiseptic cream
>Vicco <something>
Vicco nikhare
Nikhare hardam
>Haldi or Chandan ka anokha sangam!
>Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream!!!
>- Nirav Shah
Divya
>>>3) The vicco vajradanti ads..
>
>>Vicco vajradanti Vicco vajradanti (abbv. to VV: too hard to type)
>>Tooth powder tooth paste
>>Ayurvedic jadi-bootiyoN se bana SAMPOORNA swadeshik
^^^^^^^^^
>>Tooth powder tooth paste
>>VV!
>
>>Then the one about turmeric cream:
>
>>(Indian wedding music in the background)
>>Bade nazoN se pali, hamari bannoN
TUJHE DULHAN BANAYEN RE PYAARI BANNON
TUJHKO HALDI KA UPTAN LAGAYEN SAKHIYAN
>>Teri kaya ko kanchan banaye SAKHIYAN
ROOP KUNDAN SA KHILTA, HAMARI BANNO
>
>>< oops, forgot the hard stuff >
>
>>Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream,
>>Twacha ki raksha kareN antiseptic cream
CHEHERE KO NIKHAARE, SAWAARE HAR DUM
>>Haldi or Chandan ka anokha sangam!
>
>>Vicco turmeric ayurvedic cream!!!
>
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY :
OOOY! YEH JO HAI ZINDAGI,
THODI MEETHI THODI KHATTI,
O THODI THEEKHI, THODI PHEEKI,
PHIR BHI IS MEIN PHANS KE JEENEY-KAAA ,
IK ALAG HI HAI MAZAA....
ZINDAGI YEH JO HAI ZINDAGI ( x2 )
(AND THEN KISHORE YODLES AS ONLY HE CAN)
>>- Nirav Shah
>Divya
AJAY
I do not know the complete lines,
but this particular adv got completely
misinterpreted as ....
Some scout boys should know this.
Also there was one more colgate ad that says
Daddy Adha kya hoti hai?
Adha ? adha yani ki ki ....
Bye for now
krishna Prasad
Not colgate, but CIBACA!
srini