Follow up to Satish's posting of Gabbar's dialogues.. corrections
Ramesh Hariharan
corrected version...
Kalia and two others are just back to Gabbar's den after having taken
a beating at the hands of Jai (Amitabh) and Veeru (Dharmendra).
Gabbar is furious).
Gabbar hmmm... Kitne aadmi the?
Kalia Sarkar..., do admi the
Gabbar Sooar ke bachchon! Wo do the aur tum teen, phir bhi waapas aa gaye,
khali haath! Kya samajhhkar aaye the, ke sardar bahuth khus (note that
Gabbar says Khus and not Khush) ho ga, sabaasi (again not Shabashi)
dega kyon? Dhikkaar hai! Are o Samba, kitna inaam rakhe hain re
sarkar ham par?
Samba Poore pachaas hajaar
Gabbar Suna ?*Poore pachaas hajaar. Aur ye inam isliye hai ki yahan
se pachas pachas kose door gav mein jab bachcha raat ko rota hai,
to maa kehti hai, bete so ja,
so ja, nahin tho Gabbar Singh aa jayega.
Aur ye teen haraam zade, is (*ye*) Gabbar Singh ka naam poora mitti
mein milay diye.
Iski sajaa milegi, baraabar milegi.
(Walks to a member of his gang and picks his pistol)
Gabbar: Kitne goli hain iska andar?
Extra: Unh?
Gabbar: KITNE GOLI HAIN ?
Extra: Chhai sarkar
Gabbar: Chhai, Che goli hai iska andar, Che Goli
aur aadmi teen. Bahut na-insafi hai ye..
(Dhijkyaoon, Dhijkyaoon, Dhijkyaaon)
thhik hai, haan aaab thhik hai.
Ab is ke teen khanon mein goli hain aur teen khalee
Ab ham isko ghumayenge.
*(keerk, keerk)*
Kahan goli hai kahan nahin ?
hamko nahin pata,
Hum ko KUCHH nahin pata.
Is pistol mein teen zindagi, teen mauth *ban gaye*, (or is it
*bandh
hai*.. not sure !!)
Dekhen kise kyaa milta hai ..
(Walks to the first of the three victims-to-be and places the pistol
on his head)
*(Click)*
Bach gaya saala
(Walks to the next guy and does the same)
*(Click)*
Ye bhi bach gaya
(Walks to the third guy: Kalia alias Vijay Khote)
Tera kya hoga kaalia?
Kalia: Sardaar, main ne aapka namak khaaya hai sardar.
Gabbar: Ab, goli kha!
*(Click)*
HeHeHe, ye bhi bach gaya, hehe, teeno admi ko goli nahin
*(General uproar)*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BANG! BANG! BANG!
--
******************************************************************************
Ramesh Hariharan, Chem. Engg., Princeton Univ.
*****************************************************************************
Dhawal Tyagi
**STUFF DELETED**
>
> Is pistol mein teen zindagi, teen mauth *ban gaye*, (or is it
>*bandh
> hai*.. not sure !!)
it is band hain and not ban or bandh!!
**STUFF DELETED**
>
>*(Click)*
>
> HeHeHe, ye bhi bach gaya, hehe, teeno admi ko goli nahin
I think here he says
heheheh, ye bhi bach gaya, hehe, teeno bach gaye( I think this is 2 or 3 times?)
>
>*(General uproar)*
>
> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>
>
>--
>******************************************************************************
>Ramesh Hariharan, Chem. Engg., Princeton Univ.
>*****************************************************************************
home address: office address:
1200, Snyder Ln., #900B 1700, Pratt Dr., #209
Blacksburg, VA 24060 Information Systems Building,
TEL#: (703)951-3829 Blacksburg, VA 24061
TEL # (703)231-3905
**************************************************************************
Chand tasveer-e-butan, chand haseenon ke khutoot,
Baad marne ke mere, Ghar se ye saaman nikla.
-Mirza Asadullah Khan "Ghalib".
**************************************************************************
Dharmendra Khanolkar
Biru married to Basanti ?
He says something on the following lines :
Biru eetna seedha aur saadha hai ki ..... Then he goes on to say how he is a
nice guy except he drinks ocassionally and so on and on about his "good
qualities" ;-)
Anyone ?
--- Dhamu
==============================================================================
Hobbes: "Well, say the object of your affection walks by.....first, your heart
falls into your stomach and splashes your innards...all the moisture
makes you sweat profusely....this condensation shorts the circuits of
your brain and you get all woozy...when your brain burns out
altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin till
she leaves...
Calvin: *THAT'S* love?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking....
==============================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.music.indian.misc
Subject: Can any Kewl(tm) guy post the dialogues in this part ?
Summary:
Followup-To:
Distribution: world
Organization: Whoopie Tech MorAns
Keywords: Biru, Mausi, Chaai, Jai, SHOLAY
Can anyone give a try at how Jai is trying to "patao" Mausi into getting
Biru married to Basanti ?
He says something on the following lines :
Biru eetna seedha aur saadha hai ki ..... Then he goes on to say how he is a
nice guy except he drinks ocassionally and so on and on about his "good
qualities" ;-)
Anyone ?
--- Dhamu
==============================================================================
Hobbes: "Well, say the object of your affection walks by.....first, your heart
falls into your stomach and splashes your innards...all the moisture
makes you sweat profusely....this condensation shorts the circuits of
your brain and you get all woozy...when your brain burns out
altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin till
she leaves...
Calvin: *THAT'S* love?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking....
==============================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.music.indian.misc
Subject: Can any Kewl(tm) guy post the dialogues in this part ?
Summary:
Followup-To:
Distribution: world
Organization: Whoopie Tech MorAns
Keywords: Biru, Mausi, Chaai, Jai, SHOLAY
Can anyone give a try at how Jai is trying to "patao" Mausi into getting
Biru married to Basanti ?
He says something on the following lines :
Biru eetna seedha aur saadha hai ki ..... Then he goes on to say how he is a
nice guy except he drinks ocassionally and so on and on about his "good
qualities" ;-)
Anyone ?
--- Dhamu
==============================================================================
Hobbes: "Well, say the object of your affection walks by.....first, your heart
falls into your stomach and splashes your innards...all the moisture
makes you sweat profusely....this condensation shorts the circuits of
your brain and you get all woozy...when your brain burns out
altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin till
she leaves...
Calvin: *THAT'S* love?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking....
==============================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.music.indian.misc
Subject: Can any Kewl(tm) guy post the dialogues in this part ?
Summary:
Followup-To:
Distribution: world
Organization: Whoopie Tech MorAns
Keywords: Biru, Mausi, Chaai, Jai, SHOLAY
Can anyone give a try at how Jai is trying to "patao" Mausi into getting
Biru married to Basanti ?
He says something on the following lines :
Biru eetna seedha aur saadha hai ki ..... Then he goes on to say how he is a
nice guy except he drinks ocassionally and so on and on about his "good
qualities" ;-)
Anyone ?
--- Dhamu
==============================================================================
Hobbes: "Well, say the object of your affection walks by.....first, your heart
falls into your stomach and splashes your innards...all the moisture
makes you sweat profusely....this condensation shorts the circuits of
your brain and you get all woozy...when your brain burns out
altogether, your mouth disengages and you babble like a cretin till
she leaves...
Calvin: *THAT'S* love?!?
Hobbes: Medically speaking....
==============================================================================
SHOBA THAMMA
I am no kewl(tm) guy, but lets see how far I can succeed.
Mausi: Theek kehte ho beta, ghar mein jawaan beti, toh seene pe patthar jaisee
bojh hoti hai. Par is bojh ko toh koi kuaen mein naheen phenk deta.
Bura mat maan-na beta, par itna toh poochna padta hai, ke ladke ka
khaandaan kya hai, uske lachchan kaise hai, kamaata kyaa hai?
Jai: Kamaane ka toh yen haal raha mausi, ke aadmi roz-roz toh jeet naheen
sakta. Kabhi, haar bhi jaata hai bechara.
Mausi: (Puzzled) Haar jata hai?
Jai: Haan mausi, ab yeh kambakht jua cheez hi aisee hai ab main kya bataaoon
Mausi: (Shocked) Hayn, toh woh juari hai ???
Jai: Naa na na mausi, Woh aur juari, na na na.
woh toh itna achha aur nek insaan hai, par ek baar sharaab peeli,
toh phir achhe-bure ka kya hosh. Haath pakad ke kisee dost ne bitha
diya. Isme bechaare Viru ka kya dosh?
Mausi: theek kehta to beta. Juari woh, sharaabi woh, par uska koi dosh naheen.
(there is something here about going to the kotha etc which is a trait
of "raja-maharaja aur oonche khaandaan ke log".
Jai: Toh main yeh rishta pakka samjhoon?
Mausi: (Angrily) Pakka ?!?! Bhale hi saari zindagi laDki kunwaari baithee rahe
main aise aadmi se se basanti ko naheen byah-ne wali. Sagee mausi hoon
sauteli maa naheen.
Jai: Ajeeb baat hai. Mere itne samjhaane par bhi aap nahin maane. Bechara
Viru. Na jaane kya karega.
(This is followed by the famous "sooside" scene)
Hope this helps,
Best wishes
Shoba.
--
+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+
THE PROBABILITY OF SOMEONE WATCHING YOU
IS PROPORTIONAL TO THE STUPIDITY OF
YOUR ACTION
sh...@astro.ocis.temple.edu v21...@vm.temple.edu
+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+|+