A TOP 10 list for HAHK!

[M.Srikanth]

Splurged six bucks to see HAHK in a theater yesterday. Had to share my
anguish:

TOP 10 CHANGES THAT WOULD HAVE MADE 'HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN' *REALLY* INTERESTING:-
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10. Halfway down the movie, Salman Khan reveals to Madhuri that he is a closet
homosexual.

9. Madhuri actually eats all those chocolate candies, becomes enormously
fat and is whisked away to a de-addiction center.

8. An income-tax raid in the middle of one of them gala festivities.

7. Three-quarters into the movie, as the director tries to wake up, somebody
socks him on his head and puts him back to sleep.

6. The servants of Salman's family stage a revolution against the brazenly
bourgeois practices of the family and take control of the estate.

5. BCCI sues the family for defamation of the game of cricket and stops them
from further abusing it (Actually this would not have made the movie
interesting but, hey, it would have definitely made it less irritating).

4. Madhuri's sister suddenly realises that she actually gave birth to a
stuffed doll that is shaped like a baby.

3. Atleast one song is in a different tune.

2. Anupam Kher chokes on one of the million laddus that he eats and the
rest of the movie is about Anupam's widow and Salman's father.

1. Two words: Consenting Adults.

Posting for your reading pleasure,

Srikanth.