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Ajit ke dialogues

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Swan lune

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Oct 12, 1994, 4:24:22 AM10/12/94
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Ajit and his henchman, Robert ( read Raabutt) , are on a shikaar.
Robert ( on seeing a peacock): maur, maur
Ajit ( shoots at the peacock ) : no maur (no more)

In another scene:

Robert (upon learning that he is now a dad) excitedly runs upto his boss
and:
Robert : Aap merein bhete ka naam select karon
Ajit : Kaal him Peter
Robert : yes boss

Robert's wife has infact triplets so back he goes to ajit

Ajit : Gudh , Kaal him Repeater
Robert : yes boss

For the third son,
Robert: abh last bhete ka naam bhi decide kar do
Ajit: Kaal him Wang chuk

Robert ( a bit sacred to ask): Peter and repeater are o.k boss . Why Wang
chuk?
Ajit : Suno raabert, duniya me har teesra peidha honewaala mard Chinese
hota hai.
Isiliye humne yeh naam chuna hai.

Robert: O.K boss

end

Steven lobo

Talvinder Chawla (Ricky)

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Oct 12, 1994, 6:01:31 PM10/12/94
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Ajit ke phatte :

Ajit to Robert : Humme bas teen chiz aachhi lagti hai : "sona" , mona aur
mona ke saath sona.
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Ajit to Robert : Robert isse duster se maar do, mar bhi jayega , mit bi jayega.
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Ajit to Robert : Isse liquid Oxygen mein daal do, liquid isse jeene nahin dega
oxygen isse marne nahin dega ..

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Ajit to Robert : Isse "Brasso" ke saath maar do, mar bhi jayega, "finish" bhi ho
jayega.
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Ricky

Swan lune

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Oct 15, 1994, 7:23:34 AM10/15/94
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Ajit: Mona maal sahi waqt par Churchgate station par aayega.
Robert : Boss suna hai ki churchgate par koi church nai hai
Ajit: Raabert yeh bombay shahar hai. Yaahan jab koi SIN karta hai to woh
ANACIN ki goli kha kar so jaata hai...

Steven Lobo

PAVAK ROHIT SHAH

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Oct 18, 1994, 5:18:38 PM10/18/94
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In article <Cxrn4...@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, mz...@sunipc-13.unixlab.Virginia.EDU (murtuza vasowalla) says:
>
>
>Robert : Boss! Main baap banne waala hun !! Lekin main apne bache
> kaa naam kya rakhu?
>Ajit : Agar ladka hua to uska naam Peter rakho. Agar ladki hui to
> Kate.
>Robert (after some days) : Boss! Meri biwi ko judva ladkiyan hui !!!
> Ek kaa naam Kate rakha. Dusri ka kya rakhe ??
>Ajit : Dusri ka naam Duplikate rakho !!
>
>
>--
>
> m u r t u z a
>
>____________________________________________________________________
>mUrtUzA vAsOwAllA Itc-OpErAtOr mur...@virginia.edu
>__________________________gIlmEr hAll______________________________
>
>____________________________________________________________________
>How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

1)

Robert : Boss, Boss mere wahan teen bacchey peda huan ?

Ajit : Robert, pehla ka naam rakho peter , dosre ka repeter aur
teesre ka rakho Xian Hu.

Robert : Boss, par Xian Hu kyon ?

Ajit : Abe Bevkoof, pata nahin is duniya mein peeda hone wala har
teesra baccha chinese hota hai.


2)

Ajit : Robert, Harshad Mehta ka stool test karva do.

Robert : Kyon, Boss ?

Ajit ; Hamen pata to chhale yeh Bull-shit cheez kya hoti hai.

3)

Ajit : Robert, ise Harshad Mehta poison mein dal do

Robert : Kyon, Boss ?

Ajit : Yeh growmore se nomore ho jayega.

4)

Ajit : ise Champagne mein dal do.

Robert ; Kyon, boss ?

Ajit : Yeh shame se nahin to pain se mar jayega.

That's all for today, should see Javed Jaffrey teeling this dialogues.

It was fun watching him.

Have fun,

Pavak :-)

murtuza vasowalla

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Oct 16, 1994, 8:38:29 AM10/16/94
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prakash chandra

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Oct 19, 1994, 3:23:09 PM10/19/94
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Some More
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On the Ayodyhya issue, Robert comes to Ajit and briefs him about the situation. Ajit says:
Raabert, Tony ko ayodhya bhej do!
Rabert: Par BoSS, weh to na hindu hei aur na muslim. Weh ayodhya jakar kya
karega.
Ajit : Koi baat mahin, usey Manmohan singh ke paas bhej.Weh usey FULLY
CONVERT kar dega!!!!
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Again on Ayodhya issue, Ahit is very sad, and says to Rabbert:

Rabbertt! Ayodhya ko world bank ke hawale kar do! Weh uska STRUCTURAL
READJUSTMENT kar denge!

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Rabbert and Ajit are going in a jeep. They are chased by a lion. Raabert is
very worried, as he is driving the jeep. He says:

BoSS, yeh sher to pichha hi nahin chhod raha hai! Kya karen??

Ajit, in his usual style : Koi baat nahin, Right ka signal do, aur jeep ko left
par mod lo. Sher confuse ho jayega!!!!!!!
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Lot more to come !!!!!!!!!!!

Prakash
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