YEAR END AWARDS
-->noixe
right now--and before you start talkin shit, there's no way in hell that's
any more dumb that GOAT), but then I just started making up categories. so
now it's the year end awards.
vote, chumps!
BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
BEST EMO RAPPER:
BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
NERD RAP:
CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
BEST SLANG:
UGLIEST RAPPER:
PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
BEST DEAD EMCEE:
BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general):
BEST WHITE EMCEE:
WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
suntzu
> this was originally going to be a post about the GOARNS (greatest of all
> right now--and before you start talkin shit, there's no way in hell that's
> any more dumb that GOAT), but then I just started making up categories. so
> now it's the year end awards.
>
> vote, chumps!
>
> BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
doom, of course
>
> BEST EMO RAPPER:
um, slug, i guess, even if i haven't heard anything new by him this
year. since i don't know of any other rappers i'd call emo and since i
like slug, i guess he wins by default.
>
> BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
kanye, if we can include his production, since college dropout was my
favorite mainstream album of the year.
>
> NERD RAP:
doom again
>
> BEST DEAD EMCEE:
ODB
>
> BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
devin
>
> BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
georgia. or maybe texas. i'm pretty much going off my two favorite
southern releases this year (cee-lo and devin).
>
> COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
please stop listing categories that make me nominate doom
>
> TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
that girl who did the hook on "all falls down" was pretty dope. has she
done anything else?
>
> PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
i guess madlib and kanye produced my favorite beats of the year. i'll
give lib the slight edge, but it's pretty close.
>
> BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
i'm sure it'll be shadow if he does in fact come out w/ a new album in 2005.
>
> BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
damn, that's hard. i guess "fancy clown" (madvillain) is what comes to
mind first, but some other madvillain stuff gives it competition, as
well as: i'll be around (cee-lo), anythang (devin), rock co.kane flow
(de la), spaceship (kanye), indian thick jawns (diplo)... too much stuff
to pick from.
>
> BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
madvillainy
quest19...@webtv.net
BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
Is there such a thing?
BEST EMO RAPPER:
What's an EMO?
BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
No such thing. You're either dope or wack.
NERD RAP:
See above
CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
DJ Foodstamp's "Axis Of Evil"
BEST SLANG:
What's good?!
Man up
UGLIEST RAPPER:
The Yin Yang Twins
PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
I wouldn't say pretty, but I hear Loon is supposed to have that slot.
'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE
Any MC on daytime radio will do here.
BEST DEAD EMCEE:
None. Simply because dead men/women don't MC.
BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
Paul Wall or Chamillionaire
WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
Mike Jones
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
Texas
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general):
Mississippi
BEST WHITE EMCEE:
Take your pick:
Eyedea
Slug
Esoteric
Adam-12
WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
Ryu
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
Cage or Goretex
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
Eminem, Kanye Worst, Dame Dash, or Cassidy
COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
Immortal Technique
TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
Mary J. Blige
LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
Jigga-boo. For a retired guy, you'd think he'd come back even better
lyrically. It's the same ish, same bum rapper.
NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
Guerilla Black
PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
Necro by a landslide
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
Eminem(just on principle of trying to do Tupac's work)
BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
Nicolay, maybe Necro again.
BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
Immortal Technique
MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
Any song on radio will do.
BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
"I Have A Dream": Sabac Red
"Touchy Subject": 7L & Esoteric
BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
"Sabacalypse: A Change 'Gon Come": Sabac Red
mattmatical
Emo's dead, no?
>BEST DEAD EMCEE:
ODB
>MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
"Yeah" - or was that last year.
Matt
"I love what sucks about rap music" (Azeem)
---Pete---
> BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
Ill Bill
> BEST EMO RAPPER:
Emo Phillips?
> BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
Luda
> NERD RAP:
Doom
> CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
either Jada or Grafh
> BEST SLANG:
brap brap
> UGLIEST RAPPER:
Lil Jon doesn't count as a rapper but he sho is hugly.
> PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
Lil Kim. I'm sure she's had a cock stuck on now.
> 'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
Jon The White Rapper
> BEST DEAD EMCEE:
do they have to have died this year?
> BEST WHITE EMCEE:
I'll answer this when the categories: best black emcee, best asian emcee,
best oriental emcee and best samoan emcee are added.
> WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
They all sound pretty wonderbread ;)
> RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
Aint no rapper robbing me motherfucka.
> RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
Chingy.
> COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
Fat Joe
> TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
A good year for Featuring R.Kelly.
> LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
I'm tempted to say Jim Jones, but he aint an emcee so I'll say anyone who
was big last year but didn't release a got damn thing this year.
> NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
Freddie Foxx
> PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
Scott Storch
> GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
Trackboyz
> BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
Joe Buhdha
> BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
Klashnekoff
> MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
Locked Up - Akon
> BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
Either:
TS - Lean Back
De La & MF Doom - Rock Ko.Kane Flow
Kyza - Devil In A Dress
Kyza - Real Rap
Ghostface - Run
Fabolous - Breathe
Jada - The Champ Is Here
Estelle, Talib Kweli & John Legend - Freedom
Lethal B - Pow (Forward Riddim)
Lil Jon ft Elephant Man & Lady Saw - Whatcha Gonna Do Remix
> BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
Either:
Klashnekoff - The Sagas of...
Nas - Streets Disciple
Kanye West - College Dropout
Ghostface - Pretty Toney
De La Soul - Grind Date
--
This was an insight into the mind of ---Pete---
mochaspresso
<suntzu.h...@freeshell.org> wrote:
>>
>> TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
>
>that girl who did the hook on "all falls down" was pretty dope. has she
>done anything else?
>
Syleena Johnson. She has quite a few solo albums. In r&b circles
she's semi-known....but very very underrated.
She also did a song w/ Busta Rhymes a few years back that was popular.
Can't remember the name of it right now though. She also did a song
on Cam'rons newest album.
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Mochaspresso
A to the L
<mochas...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 19:05:14 -0600, suntzu
><suntzu.h...@freeshell.org> wrote:
>
>
>>>
>>> TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
>>
>>that girl who did the hook on "all falls down" was pretty dope. has she
>>done anything else?
>>
>
>Syleena Johnson. She has quite a few solo albums. In r&b circles
>she's semi-known....but very very underrated.
>
>She also did a song w/ Busta Rhymes a few years back that was popular.
>Can't remember the name of it right now though.
Tonight I'm Gonna Let Go... it used the same beat as Put Your Hands
Where My Eyes Could See...
I love her Pay the Cost track...
PEACH
A to the L
mochaspresso
<djsk...@BIGFAKEyahoo.comETOGETHERRIGHTNOW> wrote:
>this was originally going to be a post about the GOARNS (greatest of all
>right now--and before you start talkin shit, there's no way in hell that's
>any more dumb that GOAT), but then I just started making up categories. so
>now it's the year end awards.
>
>vote, chumps!
>
>BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
>
Kanye West. (hee-hee-hee!!) <---- I actually mean that one....but
I'll play fair now...
Black Eyed Peas. (ha-ha-ha-ha) <--- I actiually mean that one too.
Now I'll really play fair....Immortal Technique.
>BEST EMO RAPPER:
>
Eminem. (hahahahaha....this is fun.)
>BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
>
Slug.....(hahahha....) <---- (I actually mean that. I just read the
Spin magazine article that says Atmosphere sold 100,000 copies of "God
Loves Ugly".
Jay-Z.
>NERD RAP:
>
MF Doom.
>CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
>
Tie....Tony Touch and Cutmaster C.
>BEST SLANG:
>
What's poppin?
>UGLIEST RAPPER:
>
Lil Jon. I wouldn't call him ugly because I've never seen him without
all that stuff. Just funny looking.
>PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
>
LL cool J
>'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
>
Lil Wayne
>BEST DEAD EMCEE:
>
2pac
>BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
>
Scarface
>WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
>
South Park Mexican
>BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
>
Georgia
>BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general):
>
Georgia
>BEST WHITE EMCEE:
>
who else....Eminem
>WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
>
Bubba Sparxx
>RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
>
Beans.
>RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
>
Those silly rappers like Capone who think they can be photographed one
day at a Jacob the Jeweler party and then wear that stuff to a local
bar. Even at the Academy Awards, those hollywood chicks have private
guards just for the jewelry.
>COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
>
Lil Jon
>TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
>
R. Kelly
>LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
>
Lil Kim.
>NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
>
I dunno.
>PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
>
Tie between Kanye West and Lil John
>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
>
Can't remember his name right now....but it's one of the popular indie
cats who did songs on an album that I was listening to over at
UGHH.com.
>BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
>
...maybe Scott Storch?
>BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
>
Ludicris
>MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
>
tie...Ja Rule "New York, New York" and Destiny's Child "Soldier"
>BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
>
Lean Back
>BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
College Dropout
mochaspresso
>
>PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
>
>I wouldn't say pretty, but I hear Loon is supposed to have that slot.
>
Loon is a cutie pie. He never really tried to play that up though.
alcove
mochaspresso wrote:
>>BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
>>
> Lean Back
sickening! i can taste my breakfast again!
^alcove^
mochaspresso
wrote:
That's the crack you're on. :o)
....top 3 songs of the year:
1) Lean Back
2) Yeah!
3) Jesus Walks
$trategy Incarnate
BEST EMO RAPPER:
BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
Heavy D
NERD RAP:
CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
BEST SLANG:
Hyphy
UGLIEST RAPPER:
Missy Elliot
PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
Bushwick Bill is adorable
'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
D-Shot (actually, I know how he got a deal..)
BEST DEAD EMCEE:
Rappin' Ron
BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
Slim Thugga
WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
SPM
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
New Orleans
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general):
BEST WHITE EMCEE:
Paul Wall
WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
Saafir
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
Freddie Foxx, Willie D, Pooh Man
PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
Doom (or Doom's producers?)
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
I home Slim Thug or Keak Da Sneak finally blow up on some nationwide
shit
MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
I forgot
BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
not sure....something by Doom??
Pizon
BEST EMO RAPPER: What's an emo rapper?
BEST POP RAPPER: Jadakiss
NERD RAP: What's nerd rap?
CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR: Jadakiss
BEST SLANG: TIE: ticklish thugs / silly white t-skirt
UGLIEST RAPPER: ???
PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE): ???
'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE: Chingy
BEST DEAD EMCEE: Mac Dre
BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS: Scarface
WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS: Everyone else
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise): Georgia
BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general): Georgia
BEST WHITE EMCEE: Eminem
WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK: Alchemist
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW: Black Rob
RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW: Capone
COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR: Kanye West
TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR: R. Kelly
LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one): Cam'Ron
NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT: Chino XL
PRODUCER OF THE YEAR: Kanye West
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year): Neptunes
BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR: Scott Storch
BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR: Jay-Z
MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR: "These Are Our Heroes"
BEST SONG OF THE YEAR: Jadakiss - "Why" remix
BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR: Masta Ace - A Long Hot Summer
Get at me,
Pizon
http://www.pizonishiphop.com
--
...P.I. till I die and I just laugh at you cats...
TJ Xenos
>this was originally going to be a post about the GOARNS (greatest of all
>right now--and before you start talkin shit, there's no way in hell that's
>any more dumb that GOAT), but then I just started making up categories. so
>now it's the year end awards.
>
>vote, chumps!
>
>BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
RA the ruggedman. If hes not backpack enough then yak balls
>
>BEST EMO RAPPER:
>
These guys are fags. Kanye.
>BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
>
fifty.
>NERD RAP:
>
Lif
>CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
>
LOL. Jae hood
>BEST SLANG:
>
h to tha blizzo.
>UGLIEST RAPPER:
>
RA
>PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
>
your kidding.
>'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
>
Method man.
>BEST DEAD EMCEE:
>
Still either christopher or lamont....
>BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
DEVIN AKA THE DUDE
>
>WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
>
donno.
>BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
>
Ummm
>BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general):
>
none, they're all outside of route 128...
>BEST WHITE EMCEE:
>
ILL BILL
>WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
>
RA?
>RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
>
Some random nyc mixtape thug who aint makin no loot
>RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
>
paul barman
>COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
mfdoom
>
>TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
blech.
>
>LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
>
method man
>NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
>
LL's roided up ass
>PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
>
NECRO
>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
>
didnt hear many ba beats this year, but i didnt listen to all that much hiphop
either...
>BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
Necro.
>
>BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
>
Goretex.
>MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
>
umm. iou on this one im drawing a blank
>BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
RA f/ Timbo king - black and white
>
>BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
>
madvillain
>
>
>
T.J. Xenos
"great music is better than average sex" - Merle Haggard
"When I got the music, I got a place to go" - Rancid
"Im in love with rock & roll" - Motorhead
TJ Xenos
oh man, i was jamming to this in the virgin store yesterday as i picked out
metal cds lol. This song shoulda been nominated for a fuckin grammy over jesus
walks...
TJ Xenos
>BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
>
>Is there such a thing?
buckshot used to rhyme about his backpack.
>
>BEST EMO RAPPER:
>
>What's an EMO?
>
its an adjective.
>
>BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
>
>No such thing. You're either dope or wack.
obviously the adjective pop cant be applied to the noun rapper. Thanks for the
lesson professor quest.
>
>CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
>
>DJ Foodstamp's "Axis Of Evil"
i dont think you understand the difference between EMCEE and MIXTAPE, not to
mention im willing to bet you totally missed the specific category...
>BEST DEAD EMCEE:
>
>None. Simply because dead men/women don't MC.
so all titles bestowed upon a person cease applying on death? Interesting. So
can we just burn all those corpses of american kids in iraq instead of shipping
them home since they arent soldiers and dont really deserve anymore than a bum
in the street?
TJ Xenos
>> BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
>
>Ill Bill
fuck you. Ill bill is not backpack rap. It's GOON RAP or "whiteboy thug rap"
if you must.
>
>> BEST WHITE EMCEE:
>
>I'll answer this when the categories: best black emcee, best asian emcee,
>best oriental emcee and best samoan emcee are added.
>
i thnk best black emcee comes under "best emcee"....
>Ghostface - Run
shit. howd i forget this one.
>Jada - The Champ Is Here
Is this the one where he talks about puttin shit on ebay and says he doesnt
have a computer in the same song?
TJ Xenos
>'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
>
>D-Shot (actually, I know how he got a deal..)
that was my snetiment every time i thought of some wack rapper. Like fucking
jin, i saw him get his contract for that stupid freestyle performance on bet so
i know how. And ive heard fabolous's story and most of these other bunk
cats...
noixe
alcove
TJ Xenos wrote:
> so all titles bestowed upon a person cease applying on death? Interesting.
> So
> can we just burn all those corpses of american kids in iraq instead of shipping
> them home since they arent soldiers and dont really deserve anymore than a bum
> in the street?
huh?? the titles DO kind of CEASE applying, yeah...that's death for ya.
and
Why DO they deserve more than a bum on the street?
(only because they usually have someone/family to "come back" to?)
^alcove^
quest19...@webtv.net
<<buckshot used to rhyme about his backpack.>>
Then it was just rhymes, not a genre smart guy.
<<its an adjective>>
Describing what?
<<obviously the adjective pop cant be applied to the noun rapper. Thanks
for the lesson professor quest.>>
...thought you knew. Since this is the case, your thought here was an
unnecessary one.
<<i dont think you understand the difference between EMCEE and MIXTAPE,
not to mention im willing to bet you totally missed the specific
category.>>
You and I both know you know better than to think a stupid thing like
that. I misread the question, but never the category. Again, you look
bad trying to link things.
<<so all titles bestowed upon a person cease applying on death?
Interesting. So can we just burn all those corpses of american kids in
iraq instead of shipping them home since they arent soldiers and dont
really deserve anymore than a bum in the street?>>
The question was phrased as though it's present tense and clearly Tupac
is quite dead. Dead men/women don't MC. With your idiotic semantics
dispatched, what they WERE stopped upon expiration. I know you know
better---then again. And wrong answer on your soldier analogy. That's
clearly stupid and another bad attempt at one-upsmanship. Practice
little grasshopper.
quest19...@webtv.net
<<Loon is a cutie pie. He never really tried to play that up though.>>
He is to you? Agreed though, he doesn't play that up but he does openly
cater to the ladies via rhymes and stuff. But on principle even ugly,
trash MCs shouldn't have to do that as many groupies hurl themselves at
rappers. And every interview I've ever read of his, that's his only
angle never once mentioning skills or anything.
suntzu
it's the perfect anthem if you hate your job, regardless of what your
job actually is.
magf...@gmail.com
-->noixe wrote:
> this was originally going to be a post about the GOARNS (greatest of
all
> right now--and before you start talkin shit, there's no way in hell
that's
> any more dumb that GOAT), but then I just started making up
categories. so
> now it's the year end awards.
>
> vote, chumps!
>
> BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
>
Does this even exist anymore? My best guess is someone like Esoteric or
anyone from the Demigodz actually.
> BEST EMO RAPPER:
>
Who gives a fuck. Feelings are useless in hip hop.
> BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
>
Luda....10 years from now, a certified legend.
> NERD RAP:
>
Insert any Def Jux/Anticon MC here.
> CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
>
Saigon...although I haven't heard many tapes this year to be honest.
> BEST SLANG:
>
I'm too old for slang nowadays.
> UGLIEST RAPPER:
>
Lil' Kim is straight up scaring the shit out of me lately.
> 'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
>
This should be named the 'Silkk The Shocker Memorial Award'....but I
gotta give the title to Bizzare, who's proving that the iota of talent
I saw at the start was a lie.
> BEST DEAD EMCEE:
>
O
D
B
> BEST WHITE EMCEE:
>
White emcees are passe.
> WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
>
Copywrite? I dunno.
> RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
>
Sean Price...'the brokest rapper you know'.
> RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
>
Does Dylan count as a rapper yet?
> COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
>
Lil' Jon, by quite a wide margin.
> TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
>
R&B hooks suck.
> LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
>
Ma$e sounded pretty damn lazy in his comeback. Oh wait, that's his
style? By the way, I can't believe that I take the time to find the
SHIFT key to put a dollar sign in for Ma$e when I type his name. Can
anyone say OCD?
> NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
>
8Ball.
> PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
>
Necro has had heat all year long. Most consistent and best easily.
> GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
>
I don't know. That's scary.
> BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
>
I know he's bubbling under the surface already, but Jazze Pha is only
going to get more mainstream shine.
> BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
>
I expect big things from Sean Price- I really hope I'm not
disappointed.
> BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
>
Lean Back was the catchiest....umm...I guess it wins.
> BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
Partial to the Masta Killa joint. Just so consistently great.
MF
noixe
> > BEST EMO RAPPER:
> >
>
> Who gives a fuck. Feelings are useless in hip hop.
dammit you're right, maybe we should strike this catagory.
> > 'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
> >
>
> This should be named the 'Silkk The Shocker Memorial Award'....but I
> gotta give the title to Bizzare, who's proving that the iota of
talent
> I saw at the start was a lie.
yeah but as with many many other siblings of people with deals, we know
how this clown got a deal.
and "he did that" was hot.
> > WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
> >
>
> Copywrite? I dunno.
dude doesnt sound like he's black.
> > RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO GET ROBBED AFTER THE SHOW:
> >
>
> Does Dylan count as a rapper yet?
DYYLAAAAAAN
SPIT FYYYYYAAAAAAA
> > LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
> >
>
> Ma$e sounded pretty damn lazy in his comeback. Oh wait, that's his
> style? By the way, I can't believe that I take the time to find the
> SHIFT key to put a dollar sign in for Ma$e when I type his name. Can
> anyone say OCD?
I do the same thing with Too $hort. I always feel like a complete
fuckin nerd when I do it, but at least I'm a complete fuckin nerd who
respects Todd Shaw.
> > NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
> >
>
> 8Ball.
I said a fight. ball would give bone a weird look and then brrrrrat!
MF
"noixe" <djsk...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> > > WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
> > >
> >
> > Copywrite? I dunno.
>
> dude doesnt sound like he's black.
>
I always used to get him confused with Jakki on my old MhZ mixtape....so
maybe that's why I think so. I think the real correct answer here is
'none'...or maybe Mr. Eon.
MF
Coldmaney
>
>BACKPACKIN EMCEE:
cant even call it
>
>BEST EMO RAPPER:
whats a emo rapper
>BEST POP RAPPER (mocha you can put whoever you want):
Young Buck
>NERD RAP:
cant call it
>CHEA ITS YA BOI LONG WHITE T NYC MIXTAPE EMCEE OF THE YEAR:
Mitchy Slick (San Diego)
>BEST SLANG:
HYPHY!!!
>UGLIEST RAPPER:
That bitch from Crime Mob
>PRETTIEST RAPPER (MALE):
The bitches seem to like T.I. and Chingy
>
>'HOW THE FUCK YOU GET A DEAL' EMCEE:
Cassidy
>
>
>BEST DEAD EMCEE:
>
MAC DRE U UNGRATEFUL HOES!!!!!
>BEST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
Mr Lucci
>WORST EMCEE IN TEXAS:
SPM
>BEST SOUTHERN STATE (rapwise):
Texas
>BEST SOUTHERN STATE (just in general):
Georgia
>BEST WHITE EMCEE:
Paul Wall
>WHITE EMCEE WHO SOUNDS MOST LIKE HE'S BLACK:
>
Paul Wall
>RAPPER MOST LIKELY TO ROB YOU AFTER THE SHOW:
MC Fuck It I Cant Rap So I Might As Well Rob Somebody
>COLLABORATOR OF THE YEAR:
Lil Jon
>TOKEN R&B HOOKSTER OF THE YEAR:
R Kelly
>LAZIEST EMCEE (juelz santana's been retired from this one):
Lloyd Banks
>NAME AN EMCEE WHO COULD TAKE BONECRUSHER IN A FIGHT:
LL
>PRODUCER OF THE YEAR:
Lil Jon
>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOARDS (worst producer of the year):
Eminem
>BEST PRODUCER OF NEXT YEAR:
Bosko
>BEST EMCEE OF NEXT YEAR:
Crooked I
>MOST IGNORANT SONG OF THE YEAR:
That dominicano, colomiano, mexicano song I think it was by Pitbull
>BEST SONG OF THE YEAR:
Wacko & Skip - Nolia Clap
>BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:
Messy Marv - Disobayish
Im a add a couple for the fuck of it
>MOST IMPROVED RAPPER:
Lil Wayne
>MOST DISAPPOINTING ALBUM:
T.I. - Urban Legend
2pac - Loyal To The Game (Eminem and Afeni's fault)
>MOST UNDERRATED
Federation
>BEST RAPPER IN JAIL:
Ras Kass
>BEST SOPHMORE ALBUM:
Petey Pablo - Still Writin In My Diary
Simon Burrows
>With your idiotic semantics
> dispatched, what they WERE stopped upon expiration. I know you know
> better---then again. And wrong answer on your soldier analogy. That's
> clearly stupid and another bad attempt at one-upsmanship. Practice
> little grasshopper.
>
I think the general point of the reply was that by deciding to opt out of so
many categories with your own semantics you just made yourself look like a
grumpy bastard that didn't want to join in the fun. Lighten up.
Of course an MC can be categorised as pop[ular] there are quite obviously
widely popular and unpopular/unknown (tantamount to the same thing) rappers
out there. Just pick one and stop showing off like a smartarse.
TJ Xenos
>
>You and I both know you know better than to think a stupid thing like
>that. I misread the question, but never the category. Again, you look
>bad trying to link things.
the category referred to a very specific kind of rapper. hence the people who
understood the question either named jada or some mini-jada whos running around
right now...
>
>The question was phrased as though it's present tense and clearly Tupac
>is quite dead. Dead men/women don't MC.
no shit? Who is the best dead emcee means who is the best emcee who is no
longer alive. Extended further, which one would be the best (of the deceased
emcees) if alive
>With your idiotic semantics
>dispatched, what they WERE stopped upon expiration.
In the sense of anything they actively did. Theyre still black, white, bald,
short, whatever.
>And wrong answer on your soldier analogy. That's
>clearly stupid and another bad attempt at one-upsmanship.
you still havent answered whether a dead soldier is still a soldier and thus
whether they deserve any recognitions/special accomodations as such...
TJ Xenos
being able to handle blunts (although he can smoke a weightier spliff??) and
his declaring them outlawed.
H-to-tha-outlaw.
-->noixe
20041229135242...@mb-m24.aol.com, "TJ Xenos"
<talv...@aol.comeinureye> wrote:
> Id like to amend my slang choice due to the evolution as well as my homeboy
> not
> being able to handle blunts (although he can smoke a weightier spliff??) and
> his declaring them outlawed.
>
> H-to-tha-outlaw.
YOU SCURRED TO HIT THAT BLUNT.
TJ Xenos
>> H-to-tha-outlaw.
>
>YOU SCURRED TO HIT THAT BLUNT.
I aint, i pulled out the honey dutch the other night in front of him and was
like, "yo son its jesse james time"