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John Book

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Nov 18, 2001, 4:22:08 AM11/18/01
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I was put off by the whole new look Fat Joe has, but all of a sudden
I'm looking at one of the women on the swing and was like no... can't
be. All of a sudden there's a close up and it's her. Tera Patrick.
Awww yeah.

Opinions?

Steve 'Flash' Juon

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Nov 18, 2001, 4:50:16 AM11/18/01
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In article <f7cd3c98.01111...@posting.google.com>,
john...@yahoo.com says...
> Opinions?

Who?

I didn't know Gloria Velez either,
Flash

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Ralph Barbagallo

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Nov 18, 2001, 5:15:00 AM11/18/01
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All I know is I officially declare Fat Joe done.

Not like I'm a huge Fat Joe fan--but back when he first dropped, he had a
few tracks that I thought were pretty good. Not to mention the occasional
collaboration with The Beatnuts etc. that were enjoyable.

Now in his latest video he's waist-deep in a swimming pool, sipping
champagne, wearing what looks like a baby-blue mink bubble goose jacket.

Yep, I'd say it's all over.

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Steve 'Flash' Juon

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Nov 18, 2001, 5:45:29 AM11/18/01
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In article <ESLJ7.13766$%X.1218...@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>,
fla...@spamnyet.pacbell.net says...

> All I know is I officially declare Fat Joe done.

I'll second that. Especially with a pathetic title like J.O.S.E. -
not the acronym itself but what it stands for and the fact it rips
off an +EARLIER+ album title. That SCREAMS "run out of f'n ideas."

Or as my fiancee said, "Why the hell is a guy that fat wearing a
fur coat? And since when is R. Kelly a thug?"

Peace, Flash

News

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Nov 18, 2001, 8:34:14 AM11/18/01
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mochaspresso

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Nov 18, 2001, 11:59:09 AM11/18/01
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Steve 'Flash' Juon wrote:
>

> Or as my fiancee said, "Why the hell is a guy that fat wearing a
> fur coat? And since when is R. Kelly a thug?"
>

People keep saying this but I don't see any change in R. Kelly or his
music. Even back to the days w/ Public Announcement.

I also don't see him as a thug. But I guess that's a different issue
althogether.

Although, I see where the stupidness comes in. In the "Feelin' on You
booty" video he's in the tub w/ some girls and he's wearing a basketball
jersey. My first thought was why is he wearing a shirt in the tub?

Then the silliness on my part steps in....

second thought, you know...I've never seen R. Kelly shirtless. What's
wrong w/ him that he doesn't like to take off the shirt? He used to
pull his pants down on stage all the time...but he never took off the
shirt.

Booska139

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Nov 18, 2001, 12:35:41 PM11/18/01
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>-but back when he first dropped, he had a
>few tracks that I thought were pretty >good. Not to mention the occasional
>collaboration with The Beatnuts etc. that >were enjoyable.
>

The only track he did with the beatnuts was "the shit is real" off his first
album and I think the first track from Don Cartagena so I don't know what
you're talking about.

To me the biggest mistake Fat Joe ever did was to distance himself from DITC.
With DITC he had 5 of the best producers at his disposal: Diamond D, Showbiz,
Lord Finesse, Buckwild, and Primo(not exactly but you know what I mean). If he
would've just stuck with them and had his albums produced by them he would've
been dropping dope album after dope album.

But like every other idiot nowadays he wants to have an album full of keyboard
& bounce tracks.

TJ Xenos

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Nov 18, 2001, 12:59:54 PM11/18/01
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>
>second thought, you know...I've never seen R. Kelly shirtless. What's
>wrong w/ him that he doesn't like to take off the shirt? He used to
>pull his pants down on stage all the time...but he never took off the
>shirt.
>
>
>

he has big saggy manbreasts... sort of like a certain poster...
T.J. Xenos
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tofu and goes 'wow man, that's revolutionary' " - Jerry A of Poison Idea

Steve 'Flash' Juon

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Nov 18, 2001, 1:04:18 PM11/18/01
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In article <3BF7E868...@hotmail.com>, mochas...@hotmail.com
says...

> second thought, you know...I've never seen R. Kelly shirtless. What's
> wrong w/ him that he doesn't like to take off the shirt? He used to
> pull his pants down on stage all the time...but he never took off the shirt.

I suspect it's because he's got a flabby unrippled chest that would
make even +me+ look macho. Do any of us think that skinny little "thug"
has ever seen the inside of a weight room? He'll drop his pants and not
take off his shirt because most people can't judge body strength just
by looking at somebody's calves.

Personally, I'm just talking shit because for every one song R. Kelly
does that I like ("A Woman's Threat") he does three that I am simply
AMAZED at by how unbelievably STUPID they are. If there's one thing I
never in my life wanted to hear, it's R. Kelly singing the word "booty"
over and over again. Yeee-UCH.

Dippi

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Nov 18, 2001, 1:08:53 PM11/18/01
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>
>
>>
>>second thought, you know...I've never seen R. Kelly shirtless. What's
>>wrong w/ him that he doesn't like to take off the shirt? He used to
>>pull his pants down on stage all the time...but he never took off the
>>shirt.
>>
>>
>>
>
>he has big saggy manbreasts... sort of like a certain poster...

you said you'd keep that on the dl...

Dippi
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Dippi

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Nov 18, 2001, 1:09:54 PM11/18/01
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>
>In article <3BF7E868...@hotmail.com>, mochas...@hotmail.com
>says...
>> second thought, you know...I've never seen R. Kelly shirtless. What's
>> wrong w/ him that he doesn't like to take off the shirt? He used to
>> pull his pants down on stage all the time...but he never took off the
>shirt.
>
>I suspect it's because he's got a flabby unrippled chest that would
>make even +me+ look macho. Do any of us think that skinny little "thug"
>has ever seen the inside of a weight room? He'll drop his pants and not
>take off his shirt because most people can't judge body strength just
>by looking at somebody's calves.
>
>Personally, I'm just talking shit because for every one song R. Kelly
>does that I like ("A Woman's Threat") he does three that I am simply
>AMAZED at by how unbelievably STUPID they are. If there's one thing I
>never in my life wanted to hear, it's R. Kelly singing the word "booty"
>over and over again. Yeee-UCH.

naa, that shit was great for comedy reasons, you can't front on that...
Boo-oo-tay... boo-oo-tay...

TJ Xenos

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Nov 18, 2001, 1:13:47 PM11/18/01
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>
>But like every other idiot nowadays he wants to have an album full of
>keyboard
>& bounce tracks.

thats coz he wants to sell fucking records. DITC doesn't sell records. JD and
timbaland and R. Kelly do. It's as simple as that. All the respect in the
world doesnt put food on the tbale. And everyone's too shook of joe to tell
him his shit sucks anyway...

mochaspresso

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Nov 18, 2001, 1:37:33 PM11/18/01
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Dippi wrote:
>

> naa, that shit was great for comedy reasons, you can't front on that...
> Boo-oo-tay... boo-oo-tay...
>

bo-bo-bo boooo-ooo-tay!!! I'll admit the end was funny. Personally, I
thought that song was done as a joke. Kind of like that operatic
version of "Half On A Baby" that he has on his double CD. I never
expected that he'd release that as a single. But then again, I thought
Ludicris' "You's A Hoe" was a joke too.

FunkyMF

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Nov 18, 2001, 2:35:52 PM11/18/01
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<< All of a sudden there's a close up and it's her. Tera Patrick.
Awww yeah. >>


Tera Patrick is the hottest Porn Star around these days! I need to see that.

peace,
funkymf

Dippi

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Nov 18, 2001, 2:43:31 PM11/18/01
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><< All of a sudden there's a close up and it's her. Tera Patrick.
>Awww yeah. >>
>
>
>Tera Patrick is the hottest Porn Star around these days! I need to see that.

Jenna J? Serenity? Janine?

tera patrick is busted imo...

Rikki O

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Nov 18, 2001, 3:03:16 PM11/18/01
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Dippi <hiphop...@aol.com> wrote in message

> Jenna J? Serenity? Janine?

jenna used to look good until she had surgery.


Pete Dalton

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Nov 18, 2001, 4:19:04 PM11/18/01
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Duh, okay Fred.

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John Book

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Nov 18, 2001, 8:00:39 PM11/18/01
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Steve 'Flash' Juon <dj.flas...@pobox.com> wrote in message

> Or as my fiancee said, "Why the hell is a guy that fat wearing a
> fur coat?

Okay Flash, when you have a wedding date set, PLEASE let me know. Now
I know what I'm going to show up in.

p.e.a.c.e.
-John Book
a guy who is "that fat"
but always down with "feminine fat"

John Book

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Nov 18, 2001, 8:05:11 PM11/18/01
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hiphop...@aol.com (Dippi) wrote in message
> Jenna J? Serenity? Janine?

If you're talking Janine Lindemulder, she's still hot but c'mon now.
Janine vs. Tera Patrick? For me, no competition. Very attractive.
Her and TigerLily at www.thetigersden.net

p.e.a.c.e.
-John

Steve 'Flash' Juon

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Nov 18, 2001, 8:50:49 PM11/18/01
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> Okay Flash, when you have a wedding date set, PLEASE let me know. Now
> I know what I'm going to show up in.

If you do, I'll have the DJ play "We Thuggin'" just for you. ;)

(Incidentally, none of this is a slam by me on large people at all.)

memyselfandi

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Nov 18, 2001, 11:15:32 PM11/18/01
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mochaspresso <mochas...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3BF7E868...@hotmail.com>...

> Steve 'Flash' Juon wrote:
> >
>
> > Or as my fiancee said, "Why the hell is a guy that fat wearing a
> > fur coat? And since when is R. Kelly a thug?"
> >
>
> People keep saying this but I don't see any change in R. Kelly or his
> music. Even back to the days w/ Public Announcement.
>
> I also don't see him as a thug. But I guess that's a different issue
> althogether.
>
> Although, I see where the stupidness comes in. In the "Feelin' on You
> booty" video he's in the tub w/ some girls and he's wearing a basketball
> jersey. My first thought was why is he wearing a shirt in the tub?
>
> Then the silliness on my part steps in....
>
> second thought, you know...I've never seen R. Kelly shirtless. What's
> wrong w/ him that he doesn't like to take off the shirt? He used to
> pull his pants down on stage all the time...but he never took off the
> shirt.
uh...what r kelly videos are you watching?? Dude always has his shirt
off, and to whoever said he had man breasts and was skinny, not to
sound gay, but he is pretty built. He'd put flash down real quick!


wes

B. David Harrison

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Nov 19, 2001, 1:11:41 AM11/19/01
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The huddled masses gained the infinite wisdom of Dippi

> ><< All of a sudden there's a close up and it's her. Tera Patrick.
> >Awww yeah. >>
> >
> >
> >Tera Patrick is the hottest Porn Star around these days! I need to see that.
>
> Jenna J? Serenity? Janine?
>

Jenna used to be hot in a non-pornstar way, but the boob job ruined it.
Janie and Serenity are broke.

> tera patrick is busted imo...

That's some bullshit- Tera's just insane looking- and supposedly natural
as well.

Don't none of ya'll sleep on Inari either.... very cute...


B. David Harrison
Live from Mill Creek!?

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mochaspresso

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Nov 19, 2001, 5:48:35 AM11/19/01
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memyselfandi wrote:
>

> uh...what r kelly videos are you watching?? Dude always has his shirt
> off, and to whoever said he had man breasts and was skinny, not to
> sound gay, but he is pretty built. He'd put flash down real quick!
>

I honestly can't remember any videos where he was shirtless. I remember
a few w/ those "wifebeater" tank tops though. Name some please and
refresh my memory. :0) I have this weird desire to see R. Kelly
shirtless now. And no, I don't think he has saggy man breasts like
everyone else is saying. He looks pretty good in those tank tops. But
I will admit that he is kinda skinny.

TJ Xenos

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Nov 19, 2001, 9:32:30 AM11/19/01
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>And no, I don't think he has saggy man breasts like
>everyone else is saying.

i dont think anyone thinks he does. I said that because im a fucking smartass.

Oh you didn't know...

TJ Xenos

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Nov 19, 2001, 9:48:59 AM11/19/01
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>> Jenna J? Serenity? Janine?
>>
> Jenna used to be hot in a non-pornstar way,

someone wanna put me up? I havent seen jenna in ages. How recent was this
plastic surgery disaster that (apparently) ruined her?

B. David Harrison

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Nov 19, 2001, 11:17:47 AM11/19/01
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The huddled masses gained the infinite wisdom of TJ Xenos

Her breasts are now so large that they're out of scale with her body.
She used to be a good pron start because she didn't LOOK like a porn star-
now she just looks like every other blond with big fake tits.

Dippi

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Nov 19, 2001, 1:55:14 PM11/19/01
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>
>>> Jenna J? Serenity? Janine?
>>>
>> Jenna used to be hot in a non-pornstar way,
>
>someone wanna put me up? I havent seen jenna in ages. How recent was this
>plastic surgery disaster that (apparently) ruined her?

I don't think it ruined her... she used to be hotter, but she's still fuckin
hot

John Book

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Nov 19, 2001, 7:40:15 PM11/19/01
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"B. David Harrison" <bdha...@u.washington.edu> wrote

> Her breasts are now so large that they're out of scale with her body.
> She used to be a good pron start because she didn't LOOK like a porn star-
> now she just looks like every other blond with big fake tits.

How about Asia Carrera? I thought she was great before, and for
awhile she looked like everything was not up to par with everything
else. But now, she is looking quite good, whoever did her breasts
must have gotten paid well.

Plus, anyone been to her site lately? There's a photo of her, without
makeup, in a Pooh suit. That's who I want to marry. She probably
wouldn't be into vinyl though.


p.e.a.c.e.
-John Book

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memyselfandi

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Nov 21, 2001, 1:59:07 AM11/21/01
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mochaspresso <mochas...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3BF8E30A...@hotmail.com>...


I guess I made myself official promoter of Rkellys physique. It seems
like his shirtless in a bunch but I know for sure he is in that video
with ron isley, uh the new isley brothers song- can't think of the
name - you know the one right?


wes

anwar

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Nov 21, 2001, 8:13:08 AM11/21/01
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im not sure if i was dreaming the other night or what, but i think MTV
showed a new video with a shirtless aRuh in a 12-round boxing match
against terrorism or something.

what remix is this?

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Josh Scott

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"anwar" <aab...@psu.edu> wrote:

> im not sure if i was dreaming the other night or what, but i think MTV
> showed a new video with a shirtless aRuh in a 12-round boxing match
> against terrorism or something.

That's from the Ali Soundtrack...

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.....HeX.....


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