Friday Battles
A to the L
who wins
1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
2) Run and D vs EPMD
3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
6) Sisqo vs Kwame
7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
Biggie had never existed
11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
falling the fuck off)
15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
of fairness)
18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
19) chicken vs turkey
20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
cunts)
22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
hype)
26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
27) Wind power vs solar power
28) Polar bears vs penguins
29) Sex vs Violence
30) Get Money vs Get Low
PEACH
A to the L
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bse
A to the L <al...@nildram.co.uk> wrote:
> because we aint done this in a while...
>
> who wins
>
> 1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
King Hercules.
> 2) Run and D vs EPMD
Sorry fellas but it can only be the Brothers From Brentwood.
> 3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
Atomic Dog.
> 4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
Boyz. Please.
> 5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
Doughboy.
> 6) Sisqo vs Kwame
Which Kwame?
> 7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
> the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
Come clean. Just.
> 8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
Dont have 2001.
> 9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
Snoop would be mroe impressive.
> 10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
> Biggie had never existed
/
> 11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
Both.
> 12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
Jnr is a bigger cu
cumber
> 13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
Gojirraaa!
> 14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
> falling the fuck off)
Ice cube fell further.
> 15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
Rodman has better D.
> 16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
Ouch! Sucker MCs is in my all time top 10 tracks so it wins.
> 17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
> production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
> of fairness)
Moll.
> 18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
Keith.
> 19) chicken vs turkey
Chicken is more versatile. Turkey is very good once a year. With roast
tatos. bacon. Sausage. Peas. Ketchup.
> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
North Korea.
> 21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
> cunts)
Never listened to either, haven't worked out the time conversion.
Probably both shit though ;)
> 22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
TIE. (It's my thing is better)
> 23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
Jews makin love.
> 24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
kay Slay is the most annoying thing ever.
> 25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
> Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
> hype)
Grant Hill was such a non-starter even when he was hyped. Kobe had the
most hype.
> 26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
g.
> 27) Wind power vs solar power
today? definately wind power. Im heating a whole roomm just off last
nights beer.
> 28) Polar bears vs penguins
Penginns are betterre.
> 29) Sex vs Violence
Sex is better than violence.
> 30) Get Money vs Get Low
Whats get low?
SBE
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"A to the L" <al...@nildram.co.uk> wrote in message
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> because we aint done this in a while...
>
> who wins
>
> 1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
> 2) Run and D vs EPMD
Run and D
> 3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
More BOunce to the Ounce
> 4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
I always get em confused anyway....
> 5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
?
> 6) Sisqo vs Kwame
Kwame - he's made for better punch lines
> 7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
> the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
Jeru
> 8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
Chronic 2001
> 9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
Fat Joe going on a diet, snoops bulemic or some shit!
> 10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
> Biggie had never existed
East Coast rap no question there
> 11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
Hamburgers - anyone who says hot dogs is suspect
> 12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
aren't they the same person?
> 13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
Godzilla
> 14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
> falling the fuck off)
Icecubes - as said as it is, I guess I wasn't really around for Ice Cubes
true hey day so its not as painful for me personally
> 15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
Natty - Dennis Rodman would be one HUGE scarey homo
> 16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
Sucker MCs
> 17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
> production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
> of fairness)
Primo
> 18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
Too Short - I hate kool keith
> 19) chicken vs turkey
Chicken - no doubt
> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
Afghanistan - I could go SLIGHTLY incognito if I grew a baerd and went John
walker style
> 21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
> cunts)
DJ MF - at least he has had more than 2 shows!
> 22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
So Whatcha Sayin!
> 23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
MURDRE
> 24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
Clue is WAY more annoying
> 25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
> Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
> hype)
None of those guys even touch Lebron, seriously hill is a big deal, Kobe
wasn't all THAT heralded as being the next Jordan from HS, but Lebron may as
wella lready be!
> 26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
Graff! not tags, tags are gay.
> 27) Wind power vs solar power
Wind power, ummm Iguess
> 28) Polar bears vs penguins
Penguins! http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/
I'm gonna get one and then me and alcoves tiger are gonna get together for a
play date!
woot!
> 29) Sex vs Violence
Sex - speaking of which, go see Kill Bill!
> 30) Get Money vs Get Low
I honestly don't know which Get Money you are referring too, how many songs
by either name are there?
Get Low
-loc
alcove
>>28) Polar bears vs penguins
>
> Penguins! http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/
> I'm gonna get one and then me and alcoves tiger are gonna get together for a
> play date!
> woot!
Hahahaha!...
There is a place called the Biodôme in Montreal that has animals, like
an advanced zoo. I walk through the whole thing in 20 minutes but stay
for like 45 alone at the penguins. Those guys are messed up. Hilarious
shit to see them 'jump' into water.
^alcove^
Noixe, the other Adrock
I don't really feel strongly about this, but "Mama" is in my head on
the constant. plus I used to think he was really talking about old
english, the language, when he said "old english filled my mind..."
> 2) Run and D vs EPMD
EPMD. Run DMC get props for their pioneering work, but I don't really
like listening to em.
> 3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
More Bounce by a fucking mile! that's my jam.
> 6) Sisqo vs Kwame
kwame. he was just lame, sisqo is pathetic.
> 7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
> the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
"come clean" is a better track in general...what the fuck is that
sound?
> 8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
2001. it's harder to make a dope comeback album than to make a
classic first album.
> 9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
snoop lifting...fat joe can't be fat joe if he aint fat.
> 10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
> Biggie had never existed
west coast. they'd both sound pretty much the same, but east coast
wouldn't have a "peace to biggie" reference every three lines and all
this bitin.
> 11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
hamburgers, just to avoid the gay jokes.
> 12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
tony blair.
> 13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
ichi, ni, son, chi, goooooo!
> 14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
> falling the fuck off)
at least common still makes pretty good music. cube's unlistenable
now...(see "100 Dollar Bill Yall.")
> 15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
rodman fell off, natty still listens to disco.
> 16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
sucker mc's! that's my jam. it makes all the hip hop new jacks in
the party go "I heard this before...." besides planet rock is too
fast for most of my mixes.
> 17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
> production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
> of fairness)
primo. I just like primo better.
> 18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
too $hort, for consistancy. keith blew his wad about five years ago
and hasn't really been notable since then. now if he'd run for
governor...
> 19) chicken vs turkey
thanksgiving turkey is the bomb.
> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
north korea is at least a functioning country. not run by warlords.
and they have beaches, I think.
> 21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
> cunts)
hmm...bad thug rap or "big up massive and cru!" I'll take loc dog,
just cuz I might hear some 40 water on there.
> 22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
"so whatcha sayin" because it's a less obvious sample.
> 23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
I like the story that they did the "murdre" thing to avoid being
indicted, but I can't dap them for shit.
> 24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
at least kay slay big ups the right tracks, by which I mean he just
jocks e-40 constantly. clue can eat a fat one.
> 25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
> Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
> hype)
fuck all three. lebron is gonna be washed up, kobe's career is
ruined and grant hill...HE WENT TO DUKE.
it's all about that kid from syracuse.
> 26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
a white washed wall. fuck hip-hop, the toy to talent ratio is like
10:1.
> 27) Wind power vs solar power
whatever works?!
> 28) Polar bears vs penguins
penguins are dope. polar bears are ok. penguins it is.
> 29) Sex vs Violence
sex. pleez.
> 30) Get Money vs Get Low
get low is better than any other song ever made.
Luca
>> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
>
>north korea is at least a functioning country. not run by warlords.
>and they have beaches, I think.
*cough*
Don't know about the beaches (they have the sea, that's for sure) but
if it's true that one's not supposed to go swimming on a full stomach,
the North Koreans have one less thing to worry about...
Luca
Dippi
"locdogjr" <locd...@notsohotmail.com> wrote in message
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WTF... is this for real?
Cuzman
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1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
King Hercules
2) Run and D vs EPMD
Makin' Dollars (or Donuts)
3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
Bow-wow-wow-yippeo-yippee-yay
4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
Menace for being funnier, Boyz to introduce women to hip hop films
5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
O-Dog
6) Sisqo vs Kwame
Kwame
7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs the
opening horns off BDP's Still #1
The perverted monks will rape me if I defect
8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
Deez Nutz
9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
Fat Joe is more likely to be told to lose weight or die, but Snoop might
have gotten an inferiority complex since doing *P.I.M.P.* with Fiddy
10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if Biggie had
never existed
Take it from Jeru, the sun rises in the east
11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
Dogs, with lots of mustard
12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
Too young to analyze Senior's decisions, so maybe he gets off lighter
13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
Hulk
14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of falling the
fuck off)
Cube
15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
Rodman
16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
Sucker MCs
17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's production on
the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
of fairness)
Primo
18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
Kool Keith
19) chicken vs turkey
Chicken
20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
I heard that North Korea was an * iL * place
21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck cunts)
Never heard either
22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
So Whatcha Sayin?
23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
N-X-E-T
24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
Clue
25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next Michael
Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
hype)
Kobe on current standings. Lebron to beat that in future.
26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
No graf on my house please, fill below street level and the sports courts
with graf, and keep all above clean.
27) Wind power vs solar power
Solar power
28) Polar bears vs penguins
Polar bears
29) Sex vs Violence
Sex
30) Get Money vs Get Low
Get Money
Sir
What? The guy owned the NBA for 3 years straight...
Sir...
bse
sirh...@aol.comet (Sir) wrote:
> >Grant Hill was such a non-starter even when he was hyped.
>
> What? The guy owned the NBA for 3 years straight...
You really think? I must have been sleeping then cos he only ever seemed
"good" to me.
BSE
MF
"bse" <b...@YOURHANDSFROMYOURLAPukseen.com> wrote in message
news:bse-5C1B25.0...@news2.cableinet.net...
> In article <20031017210239...@mb-m11.aol.com>,
> sirh...@aol.comet (Sir) wrote:
>
> > >Grant Hill was such a non-starter even when he was hyped.
> >
> > What? The guy owned the NBA for 3 years straight...
>
> You really think? I must have been sleeping then cos he only ever seemed
> "good" to me.
Dude, the guy was a walking triple double when he was healthy.
25 ppg
7 apg
7 rpg
He was money at the time.
MF
Juice Coldmaney AKA Mr Get Bad
>
>Chicken is more versatile.
OH YEAH WELL HOW MANY TIMES HAS CHICKEN BEEN BACON, HAM, PEPPERONI, SAUSAGE OR
A HAMBURGER????
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PAY ME OR PAY ME NO MIND
suntzu
> because we aint done this in a while...
>
> who wins
>
> 1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
mama said
> 2) Run and D vs EPMD
epmd
> 3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
atomic, but on the dance floor over either
> 4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
menace
> 5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
o-dog
> 6) Sisqo vs Kwame
> 7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
> the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
> 8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
chronic
> 9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
> 10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
> Biggie had never existed
> 11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
hamburgers
> 12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
sr
> 13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
hulk
> 14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
> falling the fuck off)
um, i guess cube fell off harder? at least it feels like common's still
trying.
> 15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
> 16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
> 17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
> production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
> of fairness)
> 18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
> 19) chicken vs turkey
chicken.
> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
> 21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
> cunts)
> 22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
> 23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
nxet
> 24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
spontaneous human combustion for both
> 25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
> Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
> hype)
> 26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
graf if it's decent.
> 27) Wind power vs solar power
solar
> 28) Polar bears vs penguins
> 29) Sex vs Violence
both
> 30) Get Money vs Get Low
money
suntzu
i really don't think that's something turkey should count in it's favor.
well, turkey bacon's alright as it's own food. but it really is very
different from pork bacon.
bse
wrote:
But he was BORING which basically counts him out of the NEW JORDAN race.
He was a very solid performer. Maybe if he'd been on a better team.
Juice Coldmaney AKA Mr Get Bad
>different from pork bacon.
good.
locdogjr
"bse" <b...@YOURHANDSFROMYOURLAPukseen.com> wrote in message
> In article <Gz0kb.121$Cf...@nntp-post.primus.ca>, "MF" <ma...@mail.com>
> wrote:
>
> > "bse" <b...@YOURHANDSFROMYOURLAPukseen.com> wrote in message
> > news:bse-5C1B25.0...@news2.cableinet.net...
> > > In article <20031017210239...@mb-m11.aol.com>,
> > > sirh...@aol.comet (Sir) wrote:
> > >
> > > > >Grant Hill was such a non-starter even when he was hyped.
> > > >
> > > > What? The guy owned the NBA for 3 years straight...
> > >
> > > You really think? I must have been sleeping then cos he only ever
seemed
> > > "good" to me.
> >
> > Dude, the guy was a walking triple double when he was healthy.
> >
> > 25 ppg
> > 7 apg
> > 7 rpg
> >
> > He was money at the time.
>
> But he was BORING which basically counts him out of the NEW JORDAN race.
> He was a very solid performer. Maybe if he'd been on a better team.
>
I'm not taking NO anti grant hill shit in my presence!
G Hill was the fucking man, just like MF said.
And boring?
Pfffftttt, that man was poetry on motion to watch. Hed hammer on cats and
all that shit, but most important he was EFFECTIVE, didn't try to be some
And 1 homo trying to just look good!
Its a damn shame he got hurt and NEVER had a good taem to help him out!
-loc
mochaspresso
wrote:
>because we aint done this in a while...
>
>who wins
>
>1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
mama said
>2) Run and D vs EPMD
run
>3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
atomic dog
>4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
tie
>5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
From an acting talent standpoint, o-dog. Lorenze Tate is excellent in
that film. From a character standpoint, Doughboy. At least he had
redeemable qualities.
>6) Sisqo vs Kwame
tie. not a fair comparison. Say what you want about Sisqo, but the
man can sing..
>7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
>the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
pass.....can't remember the Jeru at the moment.
>8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
Chronic
>9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
Fat Joe
>10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
>Biggie had never existed
pass. Neither of these cats were as integral in putting either coast
on the map as folks tend to male them out to be..
>11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
burgers
>12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
Senior
>13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
Godzilla
>14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
>falling the fuck off)
not sure I understand......but Cube, because I've enjoyed his overall
body of work more than I enjoyed common's.
>15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
Natty's to stuffy to be in the same category as Rodman.
>16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
planet rock
>17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
>production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
>of fairness)
marley
>18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
kool keith
>19) chicken vs turkey
???
chicken
>20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
North Korea
>21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
>cunts)
pass
>22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
you gots to chill
>23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
I forget. What song does Ja Rule supposedly say this in again? I want
to go listen and check to see if that is really what he says.
>24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
pass.
>25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
>Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
>hype)
lebron james
>26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
depends on the graffiti.
>27) Wind power vs solar power
solar
>28) Polar bears vs penguins
bears
>29) Sex vs Violence
sex
>30) Get Money vs Get Low
>
Get Low
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Mochaspresso
All I wanna do is have some fun
I've got a feeling I'm not the only one
--Sheryl Crow "All I Wanna Do"
Dippi
>
> >28) Polar bears vs penguins
>
> bears
I cant believe that... after seein that website yesterday... I was tellin
people all day I wanted a penguin...
its beaten an african lion as my #1 prospective pets... and I could actually
LEGALLY keep a penguin...
locdogjr
"Dippi" <dippi...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I'm SAYIN though,
imagine having all your friends come over, and as your sitting there chillin
have a beer in walks your 5 foot emperor penguin!
now THATS gangsta
-loc
Hablaba Hablaba Penguin
Greetings, I am a Penguin but I am not an emperor Penguin.
I am a hablaba Penguin and you seem oh blabh blabh soryy SI me I
mean you might like to visit but it is cold an we do not pp alwqays
talk nicely butif we insult we apologize lit me x plaijn abou t the
blaba blaba part I am sorry if I hurt a ff h feel blablab
Lana
"A to the L" <al...@nildram.co.uk> wrote in message
>> 1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
Jack.
>> 2) Run and D vs EPMD
EPMD.
>> 3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
Atomic Dog.
>> 4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
Boyz.
>> 5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
O-Dog.
>> 6) Sisqo vs Kwame
Sisqo. He seems funny, and yes, he can sing.
>> 7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs the
opening horns off BDP's Still #1
?
>>8)The Chronic vs. Chronic 2001
Chronic 2001, because I feel the entire album.
>>9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
I'd rather see Snoop becoming a weightlifter than seeing Fat Joe going on a
diet. That just wouldn't be fair.
>>10)West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if Biggie
had never existed
East Coast. Fo sho.
>> 11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
Dogs. With cheese and spicy mustard.
>> 12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
Senior.
>> 13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
Godzilla.
>> 14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of falling
the fuck off)
Common.
>> 15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
Natty. I strongly dislike Rodman.
>> 16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
Suckers.
>> 17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's production
on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests of fairness)
Primo.
>> 18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
2 Short.
>> 19) chicken vs turkey
Chicken.
>> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
North Korea. As a woman, I wouldn't be able to walk in a bikini in
Afganistan.
>> 21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck cunts)
Dunno.
>> 22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
You Gots To Chill.
>> 23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
NXET, if I must.
>> 24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
DJ Clue.
>> 25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of hype)
Kobe.
>> 26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
Graffiti.
> >27) Wind power vs solar power
Wind.
>> 28) Polar bears vs penguins
Penguins are cool.
>> 29) Sex vs Violence
Sex.
>> 30) Get Money vs Get Low
Get Low.
locdogjr
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oh yeah?
-loc
Dippi
see, my penguin will even kick it on rmhh... but I'll teach him to type
better than that
MF
> because we aint done this in a while...
>
> who wins
>
> 1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
The Ripper.
> 2) Run and D vs EPMD
EPMD.
> 3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
Atomic Dog.
> 4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
Menace shits all over Boyz.
> 5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
Wow...umm, O-Dog just because he's like the leaner, meaner version of
Doughboy.
> 6) Sisqo vs Kwame
Must I choose?
> 7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
> the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
Come Clean. You're left thinking, 'what the fuck is that?'.
> 8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
The Chronic by a MILE.
> 9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
Snoop. I don't think the guy could put on 20 pounds if he smoked weed all
day and lived a relaxed life.
> 10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
> Biggie had never existed
As in which would be worse off? I think Biggie was better than Pac, but I
think Pac influenced more people than Biggie....so East Coast would win
because it would still be very much like it is today.
> 11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
Hot dogs are shit. Hamburgers all the way.
> 12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
Senior was funnier in retrospect.
> 13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
Old Godzilla couldn't be fucked with.
> 14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
> falling the fuck off)
Common has fallen off WAY MORE.
> 15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
I don't think Rodman has lava lamps...so that tilts it for Natty.
> 16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
Sucker MCs.
> 17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
> production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
> of fairness)
Ooo....no decision.
> 18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
Too Short. Kool Keith, for me, is unlistenable for more than 5 or 6 tracks
in a row.
> 19) chicken vs turkey
Chicken. Turkey is wrong.
> 20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
I hit up North Korea.
> 21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
> cunts)
Things going in my favour-
a)longevity
b)giveaways
c)I'm dope.
d)the fact I don't order crappy club singles online and then post them up
for people to see on usenet :)
> 22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
You Gots To Chill.
> 23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
Murdre tried to bring it next level like El-P, but much like El-P, couldn't
come close to the classics.
> 24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
Kay Slay. He's got a bassier voice, yet it seems like he puts his volume up
higher nonetheless. Clue is slightly less irritating because he sorta adlibs
Puffy style a lot of the time.
> 25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
> Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
> hype)
Hill was the best of the 3.
Kobe would be very good but not dominant without Shaq.
Lebron won't crack 14 ppg this year.
> 26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
Depends on where the wall is.
> 27) Wind power vs solar power
Gas.
> 28) Polar bears vs penguins
Polar bears are dope. Bears in general are dope.
> 29) Sex vs Violence
Sex.
> 30) Get Money vs Get Low
Get Money is a classic to me. One of my favorite songs of all time.
So....murky.
MF
TJ Xenos
>1) LL's Jack The Ripper vs LL's Mama Said Knock You Out
JTR
>2) Run and D vs EPMD
EPMD
>3) More Bounce To The Ounce vs Atomic Dog
More bounce
>4) Menace II Society vs Boyz N The Hood
The eternal question. Menace todaay.
>5) Doughboy vs O-Dog
o-dog
>6) Sisqo vs Kwame
Kwame
>7) The opening part before the beat kicks in off Jeru's Come Clean vs
>the opening horns off BDP's Still #1
Bdp
>8) The Chronic vs Chronic 2001
the original. 2k1 is too long.
>9) Snoop Dogg becoming a weightlifter vs Fat Joe going on a diet
snoop
>10) West Coast rap if 2pac had never existed vs East Coast rap if
>Biggie had never existed
the latter.
>11) Hot dogs vs Hamburgers
birgers
>12) George Bush Snr vs George Bush Jr
sr
>13) Godzilla vs The Hulk (characters not the movies)
hulk
>14) Common's music career vs Icecube's music career (in terms of
>falling the fuck off)
cubes
>15) Dennis Rodman vs Natty (colourful closet homo battle) ;)
rodman
>16) Planet Rock vs Sucker MCs
planet rock
>17) Molly's production in the late 80's early 90's vs Primo's
>production on the first TWO Gang Starr albums only (in the interests
>of fairness)
molly
>18) Kool Keith vs Too Short
short
>19) chicken vs turkey
chicken
>20) North Korea vs Afghanistan (as holiday destinations)
john walker captured in kanduhar afghanistan with shitstains on his face.
>21) DJ MF's radio show vs Locdog's radio show (clash of the Canuck
>cunts)
like id EVER listen to either one
>22) EPMD's So Whatcha Sayin' vs EPMD's You Gots To Chill
you gots to chill.
>23) What's NXET vs MURDRE
Muredr
>24) Kay Slay vs DJ Clue (in terms of annoying the shit out of you)
clue
>25) 3-WAY Grant Hill is the next Michael Jordan vs Kobe is the next
>Michael Jordan vs Lebron James is the next Michael Jordan (in terms of
>hype)
lebron
>26) Graffiti vs a nice white-washed wall free of anything
graf
>27) Wind power vs solar power
solar
>28) Polar bears vs penguins
penguins
>29) Sex vs Violence
sex
>30) Get Money vs Get Low
>
get low.
T.J. Xenos
"English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Let's go smoke." -
Homer Simpson
"great music is better than average sex" - Merle Haggard