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Rob Cypher RELOADED

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Dec 2, 2009, 7:59:20 PM12/2/09
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On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:47:03 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
<revsusiet...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Dec 2, 7:25�pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
>> On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:58:29 -0800, Douche Bagelow wrote:
>> > On Dec 2, 6:37�pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
>> >> You might be interested in the thread: "Time for the usenet death
>> >> penulty..."
>>
>> > Sorry bout that. I've been gone for a while and did not read the past
>> > posts.
>>
>> > 20 lashes? Please Sir, can I have more?
>>
>> Man, I would have held out for Susie to do it.
>
>For YOU, I'll do it *pro bono.*
>
>Make of THAT what you will.

Can I get a handjob pro bono? I need some relief baby.
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Pisces

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Dec 2, 2009, 8:02:48 PM12/2/09
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On Dec 2, 7:59 pm, Rob Cypher RELOADED <bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:47:03 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>
>
>
>
>
> <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 2, 7:25 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:58:29 -0800, Douche Bagelow wrote:
> >> > On Dec 2, 6:37 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
> >> >> You might be interested in the thread: "Time for the usenet death
> >> >> penulty..."
>
> >> > Sorry bout that. I've been gone for a while and did not read the past
> >> > posts.
>
> >> > 20 lashes? Please Sir, can I have more?
>
> >> Man, I would have held out for Susie to do it.
>
> >For YOU, I'll do it *pro bono.*
>
> >Make of THAT what you will.
>
> Can I get a handjob pro bono? I need some relief baby.
> --
> Rob Cypherhttp://robcypher.livejournal.comhttp://www.myspace.com/robcyphercollectivehttp://www.facebook.com/robcypherhttp://www.youtube.com/robcypherhttp://www.twitter.com/robcypher

Look we know you don't pay. So us pimps have been told by Big Pimp
Dobbs to make sure you get none. Now if ya wanna work, there is a
Dobbsco Pimp in your area. She is nice, and she wont beat you much.

Tater Gumfries

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Dec 2, 2009, 9:57:11 PM12/2/09
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On Dec 2, 5:59 pm, Rob Cypher RELOADED <bals...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Dec 2009 16:47:03 -0800 (PST), "Rev. Susie the Floozie"
>
>
>
> <revsusiethefloo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Dec 2, 7:25 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:58:29 -0800, Douche Bagelow wrote:
> >> > On Dec 2, 6:37 pm, "Rev.Dr. LoBotomy" <e...@drlobotomy.net> wrote:
> >> >> You might be interested in the thread: "Time for the usenet death
> >> >> penulty..."
>
> >> > Sorry bout that. I've been gone for a while and did not read the past
> >> > posts.
>
> >> > 20 lashes? Please Sir, can I have more?
>
> >> Man, I would have held out for Susie to do it.
>
> >For YOU, I'll do it *pro bono.*
>
> >Make of THAT what you will.
>
> Can I get a handjob pro bono? I need some relief baby.

You need to read up on our pimp, Jesus.

Jesus was the local pimp,
They called him "Jeezie Sweet"
And all the women fell on Him
When Jesus was in heat.

He wore a feather in His hat,
A gold cane in His hand,
And no-one ever doubted that
Ole Jesus was the man

He had a flock of bitches
Each one finer than the last
And they swarmed around His britches
Whenever He came strutting past

One day a drifter came to town,
But clearly didn't know,
You just don't ever mess around
With Jesus' favorite ho.

He met her in a motel six,
His purpose was to lay her,
He shot his wad and wiped his dick
But then he wouldn't pay her

When suddenly, a lightning flash
A blast of twanging harp,
And Jesus beat that suckas ass,
And did it looking sharp.

So if you're here on Jesus' streets,
Be on your best behavior,
The folks may call Him Jeezie Sweet,
But don't fuck with the savior.

written by Rev BIOU, who knows Jesus

Tater Gumfries

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