Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
ba ba booie
Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
Just wondering about cause I could use some. The Grateful Dead told us
to "beat it on down the line" and even "going down the line". I have
even hear from some other artists say "one toe over the line". Some
might even say: "what is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like
this".
I like when a lady is walking along with her dog and booie would say:
what a beautiful creature, So the lady would naturally say thank you and
then I would say yea the dog isn't to bad either.
Kinda corny I know but I could use a couple of new ones.
Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
booie.......
Are women into pick-up lines anymore?
Any good or bad experiences with
pick-up lines?
.
.
Have you checked these sites out today?
http://www.jambase.com
http://www.jambands.com
http://www.pauserecord.com
http://www.jambase.com/search.asp?day=today&dispall=1 (Listen to this
one via live streaming audio) http://www.wbgo.org/stream/index (It is
the best jazz & blues station around)
Patrick Donnelly
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> Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>
> booie.......
>
> Are women into pick-up lines anymore?
> Any good or bad experiences with
> pick-up lines?
Well "Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?" is a classic. =c)
However I get the feeling that pickup lines have never worked and will
never work. Or if they do they need to be greatly aided by the use of
alcohol. I was very interested in a lady this weekend... my approach?
I put on a Phil show and we started gabbin' about the Dead. The whole
thing didn't go anywhere partially due to her good friend spending most
of the evening hovering over a toilet bowl, but... I think the Dead is
the best damn pickup line in the world. =c) (as long as the person
you're speaking to is very into them as well... if not... you're SOL)
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theStallion420
>thing didn't go anywhere partially due to her good friend spending most
>of the evening hovering over a toilet bowl, but... I think the Dead is
>the best damn pickup line in the world. =c)
You shoulda went for her friend ;)
I know i'm bad.
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d buebly
> Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>
snipped
>
> booie.......
>
> Are women into pick-up lines anymore?
> Any good or bad experiences with
> pick-up lines?
>
aren't all introductory lines pick up lines.
my friend had limited success with
you don't sweat much for a fat girl
and
wanta fuck
I always found that Hello worked for me, if the woman in question had any
interest in me
how can you tell? if her response is 'you have got to be kidding' forget
about it.
Spider Dawg
booie) wrote:
>
>
>Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>
>Just wondering about cause I could use some. The Grateful Dead told us
>to "beat it on down the line" and even "going down the line". I have
>even hear from some other artists say "one toe over the line". Some
>might even say: "what is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like
>this".
>
>I like when a lady is walking along with her dog and booie would say:
>what a beautiful creature, So the lady would naturally say thank you and
>then I would say yea the dog isn't to bad either.
> Kinda corny I know but I could use a couple of new ones.
>
>Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>
Just say hello and then lick your eyebrows. Usually works.
jellybean stonerfish
<ca4c0dba499f6fe412b...@mygate.mailgate.org>, Patrick
Donnelly <smilnonc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Well "Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?" is a classic. =c)
>
> However I get the feeling that pickup lines have never worked and will
> never work. Or if they do they need to be greatly aided by the use of
> alcohol. I was very interested in a lady this weekend... my approach?
> I put on a Phil show and we started gabbin' about the Dead. The whole
> thing didn't go anywhere partially due to her good friend spending most
> of the evening hovering over a toilet bowl, but... I think the Dead is
> the best damn pickup line in the world. =c) (as long as the person
> you're speaking to is very into them as well... if not... you're SOL)
>
> -Patrick Donnelly
It's a good idea to weed them out quickly.
sf
jellybean stonerfish
<thestal...@hotmail.comspam> wrote:
While she was bent over the bowl.
I know, me bad too.
sf
Snorky The Inept
"Hey bebeh, I like the way you put (NDC) in the subject lines of your
off-topic posts."
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Who are you? Where are you?
How are you?
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I've never used this, but read it somewhere:
"You might as well come home with me, because there are things I'm going to do
to you by myself that you may want to have a say in..."
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"
Dave
"Patrick Donnelly" <smilnonc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<ca4c0dba499f6fe412b...@mygate.mailgate.org>...
> Well "Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?" is a classic. =c)
Lets us not forget another classic;
The word of the day is "legs". What do you say we go back to my place
and spread the word...?
--Dave
ba ba booie
hazel...@hotmail.com (Snorky The Inept) wrote:
"Hey bebeh, I like the way you put (NDC) in the subject lines of your
off-topic posts."
bbb wrote:
This thread is ust for you Snorky. ; )
There is some dead content in the orginal post. Check it out.
ba_ba...@webtv.net
(ba ba booie) wrote:
The Grateful Dead told us to "beat it on down the line" and even "going
down the line". lol : )
Beka B.
although not as *vulgar* as some i've read posted here ("nice shoes, wanna
fuck"... dear lord Patrick!!! that's a great way to get slapped, and NOT in
the way YOU like it...) my 6-year-old cousin once turned to me, and completely
outta the blue, said, "hey baby... i like your eyes." in his cute 6-year-old
voice. it was sweet, a little creepy since it was my cousin, but sweet none
the less. oh, and of course it was true also. i do have awesome, um... eyes.
--
Peace,
Beka :o)
"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance."
~Dave Barry
*Squash the bug to reply*
Spider Dawg
How about "Would you like a free mustache ride?"
Sherlock
- Joey Tribiani
Beka B. <deadhea...@aol.comMOSQUITO> wrote in message
news:20020401162218...@mb-de.aol.com...
phobos
> "one toe over the line"
And thus, another Booie-ism is born.
Ba ba, check out this link for the real lyric:
http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=Ato0e4j175wat
Of course, the way you have it, it might make a better pick up line.
:)
kiz...@attbi.com
>
> >Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>
> although not as *vulgar* as some i've read posted here ("nice shoes, wanna
> fuck"... dear lord Patrick!!! that's a great way to get slapped, and NOT in
> the way YOU like it...) my 6-year-old cousin once turned to me, and completely
> outta the blue, said, "hey baby... i like your eyes." in his cute 6-year-old
> voice. it was sweet, a little creepy since it was my cousin, but sweet none
> the less. oh, and of course it was true also. i do have awesome, um... eyes.
JPEGs please. Let us be the judges... ;->
ggull
ba ba booie wrote in message
>Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>Just wondering about cause I could use some. The Grateful Dead told us
>to "beat it on down the line" and even "going down the line".
Oh, just take your hands out of your pockets and turn on your love light --
they'll come around like moths :-)
Sjerbobphl
"scored" nearly every damn night with different women. His opening line " I
love you earrings." Had nothing to do with the actual earrings but for some
reason it always got the ball rollin so to speak sjer
NicksPicks.com
I heard this from a TV show, but thought it was funny.
David Spade was saying to a woman...
" I put my pants on 3 legs at a time....if you catch my drift".
NicksPicks.com
anything that they put time into will definatly start you off on the
right track.
big ones:
hair
hails
shoes (you know where that goes) and general outfit
I used to use.."hey babby, nice guns".
got me married. so stay away from that one.
jude
anytime!!!
The one that worked on me: "Really? You trade?"
(Sadly, once we ran out of tapes, we ran out of stuff in common)
Spring has sprung! Make a joyful sound!
=)jude
Toad The Dead Vegan
>
> from my *humble* experince, I have learned that complimenting a woman on
> anything that they put time into will definatly start you off on the
> right track.
>
I like "care for a smoke?"
Might as well weed 'em out right off the bat.....
TDV
Jonathan Miller
>I havent' heard ANY damn pickup lines lately, so feel free to run em by me
>anytime!!!
"Sweet Jesus - all those curves and me with no brakes"
in my dreams and
"What do you think of the band"
in reality.
Take care,
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> I havent' heard ANY damn pickup lines lately, so feel free to run em by me
> anytime!!!
>
> The one that worked on me: "Really? You trade?"
> (Sadly, once we ran out of tapes, we ran out of stuff in common)
>
Here are some I've heard:
"Wanna take a look at my sea monkey collection?"
"Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?"
"Hey. I've got a party in my pants and YOU'RE invited."
DB
Snorky The Inept
Yes please!
Snorky The Inept
> "How YOU doin'"
ROTFLMAO!
jk
jk
Shelby0314
"What time do you get off?"
"Can I watch?"
Beka B.
oh, dear LORD!!! my virgin ears...
Snorky The Inept
> >
> >"What time do you get off?"
> >
> >"Can I watch?"
>
> oh, dear LORD!!! my virgin ears...
We can remedy that...
jude
no, that's not a pickup like, it's a compliment!!
dead fan
mind all day."
If I work as hard as I can in life, I may be able to end up building
something that nobody can tear down after I die
~Jerry Garcia~
-mike-
Wanna go have a drink at my castle?
(Only works if you actually have a castle)
-m-
Mike Karr
-Mike
Spider Dawg
wrote:
>"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
>
>-Mike
>
>
That's a nice sweater. It looks like wool, but I was wondering, could
it be felt?
Dave
--Dave <who takes no credit for that one>
Beka B.
>mind all day."
>
a carney (as in carnival worker) actually tried that to get with my best
friend... unfortunately she fell for it!!!
Beka B.
>> >
>> >"What time do you get off?"
>> >
>> >"Can I watch?"
>>
>> oh, dear LORD!!! my virgin ears...
>
Snorky wrote:
>We can remedy that...
yes, i'm sure you can... :o)
Beka B.
>> > >Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
>> >
>> > although not as *vulgar* as some i've read posted here ("nice shoes,
>wanna
>> > fuck"... dear lord Patrick!!! that's a great way to get slapped, and
>NOT in
>> > the way YOU like it...) my 6-year-old cousin once turned to me, and
>completely
>> > outta the blue, said, "hey baby... i like your eyes." in his cute
>6-year-old
>> > voice. it was sweet, a little creepy since it was my cousin, but sweet
>none
>> > the less. oh, and of course it was true also. i do have awesome, um...
>eyes.
>>
>> JPEGs please. Let us be the judges... ;->
>
>Yes please!
now now, fellas, i don't let just anyone look at my ...eyes.
<okay, i lie> ;o)
Sjerbobphl
>
>We can remedy that...
>
Snorky thanks for the chuckle!!!!!! ya sick bastard :) sjer
ba ba booie
Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
spiderga...@comcast.isaidnospam.net (Spider Dawg) wrote:
Just say hello and then lick your eyebrows. Usually works.
bbb wrote:
This is some funny shit.
Sometimes a pick-up line can be as simple as "I have one of those" or
"That looks great on you". I am talking about when one shops. If a lady
is looking at something at the flea market or a department store you can
strike up a conversation very easy. booie has looked over at the lady
shopping and would walk up to the table at the market discreetly and if
the timing was right strike up conversation about the object they are
looking at. Believe it or not it can snowball into something from there
if the situation was right.
Of if the vendor is interesting I would make believe to be looking at
what she is selling but in reality trying to make conversation. When all
is said and done I walk away from her table without her phone number and
a pice of junk that I just bought from her that I don't need.
I heard there are women that actually hang out at Home Depot looking for
the studs walking down the isle. (I an not talking about the 2x4's
either) They are looking for the rock driller of their choice & (I am
not talking about the power tool either, or am I?). Oh brother.
I figure it will happen one day. Someone once said if you are looking
for it you will never find it. It will just happen on it's own. I wonder
sometimes. I like to think I am a worldly person. I like to travel and
enjoy the outdoors. I think that is a great way to strike up some good
conversation. I know some people in my area that are county people and
they NEVER leave the county. I like to see what is up and around all
over and some don't.
But then I ask my self do I really want to get involved? I mean there
are some interesting (strange?) ladies out that make me wonder sometimes
?????
Is is really worth it ????
They look and feel like good companions. But then there is the bullshit
that comes along with it. I see it all around me.
booie see's it all around him.
I am happy within at this point in my life. No stress. Isn't that what
it is all about.
It would be nice to have a female to share the happiness I have within
ndsomebodyy to care about, but what the hey I got my birds for
championship. I can alway put them in the cage when they don't shut up.
I mean are all people put on this earth and made to procreate? Some
people can live with other people for some time and some can not. It
seems like the can not's are increasing more and more.
That one line can either make or break you for LIFE.
.
.
Have you checked these sites out today?
http://www.jambase.com
http://www.jambands.com
http://www.pauserecord.com
http://www.jambase.com/search.asp?day=today&dispall=1 (Listen to this
one via live streaming audio) http://www.wbgo.org/stream/index (It is
the best jazz & blues station around)
d buebly
sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
SCIncident2
Playing carnival huh? Trust me, this will get you hit...hard...in the face.
I actually had a girl use a line on me a couple of weeks ago for the first time
ever, she asked me if my pants were space proof, cause my ass was out of this
world! I nearly peed in my pants. I told her yes they were, thank you and
walked off. Made up for all those times it's happened to me!
Peace Jimm
Keeper Of th' Flame
2002
\I like "care for a smoke?"
\
\Might as well weed 'em out right off the bat.....
"Weed" `em out, heh...good one.
I always liked: "Hey, wanna come up and see my ant farm?"
have a positive day in every way,
TD
Marta was watching the football game with me when she said,
"You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one
group protecting its territory from invasion by another group."
"Yeah," I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.
--Jack Handey
Snorky The Inept
> >> >
> >> >"What time do you get off?"
> >> >
> >> >"Can I watch?"
> >>
> >> oh, dear LORD!!! my virgin ears...
>
>
> yes, i'm sure you can... :o)
Muaha.
Susan J. Weiand
Sue
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>
>Sue
>--
Sure would work on me :)--- but as long as I'm there can I check out your
assets to?
Susan J. Weiand
I meant my photo portfolio, dude!
You know, wanna look at my etchings?
M Chumney
Annoyed female: "Did what hurt?"
Me: "When you fell from heaven?"
Or I like to start off with a joke:
Say, did you hear the one about the man in the bar that pulled out a tiny
piano and a 10 inch pianist.
OR
Did you hear the one about the female sheriff with the big posse.
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Mspun
liquorgunsandporn.com
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're a fat slut.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees sucking my cock
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I get done smackin' it to you in the back of my
car...... I don't give a shit where you go.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got that little mustache.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Sure that isn't "yield to merging traffic"?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on your back.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me...As long as you're still warm when I shove it up your
ass.
Male: Do you want to dance?
Female: No!
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those pants.
NicksPicks.com
Susan J. Weiand wrote:
> My best line: Wanna come up and see my portfolio?
>
> Sue
>
come to think of it, I can't say I've ever heard a womans pick-up line
that didnt' work.
Patrick Donnelly
> My best line: Wanna come up and see my portfolio?
>
> Sue
Yeh except a female could use any line she darn well pleased and she'd
always get the guy. You could say, "Hi. Let's go to my place. Now."
without ever talkin' to a guy, and he'd still readily consent. If a
guy said that to a girl, not only would he get a slap, but prolly a
kick in the groin too.
-Patrick Donnelly
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Cause I can see myself in your pants!
or my favorite:
Do you have any Irish in you?
Would you like some?
Susan J. Weiand
>
> "Susan J. Weiand" <s.we...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:3CAA3CD1...@ix.netcom.com...
>
> > My best line: Wanna come up and see my portfolio?
> >
> > Sue
>
> Yeh except a female could use any line she darn well pleased and she'd
> always get the guy. You could say, "Hi. Let's go to my place. Now."
> without ever talkin' to a guy, and he'd still readily consent. If a
> guy said that to a girl, not only would he get a slap, but prolly a
> kick in the groin too.
Sorry guys but this is just not true. I know women who have tried a
direct line like this and have been turned down. They weren't ugly
either.
Jperdue4
>> always get the guy. You could say, "Hi. Let's go to my place. Now."
>> without ever talkin' to a guy, and he'd still readily consent. If a
>> guy said that to a girl, not only would he get a slap, but prolly a
>> kick in the groin too.
>
>Sorry guys but this is just not true. I know women who have tried a
>direct line like this and have been turned down. They weren't ugly
>either.
>
>Sue
>--
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Susan J. Weiand, photographer
>portraits, weddings, special events
>s.we...@ix.netcom.com
>portrait site: http://s.weiand.home.netcom.com/
>rock photos: http://www.tapercities.com/Jambands/sweiand/index.htm
>Check out the jam bands, psychedelic, and progressive channels at
>http://www.spinner.com
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>
>
>
>
>
>
he was gay.....trust me......:)
Cassandra~*
"Jperdue4" <jper...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Yeah, actually, he was. But I thought it would work anyway!
C~*
Jeff Kalish
That dress looks great on you... but it would look even better on my
bedroom floor.
Peace,
Jeff
Burner Ben
"Patrick Donnelly" <smilnonc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Susan J. Weiand" <s.we...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
> news:3CAA3CD1...@ix.netcom.com...
>
> > My best line: Wanna come up and see my portfolio?
> >
> > Sue
>
> Yeh except a female could use any line she darn well pleased and she'd
> always get the guy. You could say, "Hi. Let's go to my place. Now."
> without ever talkin' to a guy, and he'd still readily consent. If a
> guy said that to a girl, not only would he get a slap, but prolly a
> kick in the groin too.
My girlfriend has a good story to this effect. She was at a party in
college where the guys were on one side and the girls were on the other and
they all wanted to get laid but no one was intermingling. Her friends were
all wondering how to get laid and she kept saying it's easy. When they
called her bluff, she walked right up to a random guy who was in the middle
of a conversation, asks if he wants to go back to her place, and starts
walking away. The guy stood slack-jawwed for a moment and immediately
turned and followed her out the door without even saying goodbye to his
friends, she went around the block and back to her friends at the party...or
so the version that she told me goes :^o
NicksPicks.com
....
not only would he get a slap, but prolly a
>>kick in the groin too.
>>
>
> Sorry guys but this is just not true. I know women who have tried a
> direct line like this and have been turned down. They weren't ugly
> either.
>
> Sue
>
yea, but you live out west.
things are *different* out there.
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>That dress looks great on you... but it would look even better on my
>bedroom floor.
i've been fed that one before. sorry to say it didn't work. in his drunken
state he then proceeded to expose himself to me. well... let's just say he
probably woke up the next morning thinking... where did i get this bruise?!
what line always seemed to work on me (and girls, i know y'all will hate me for
this...) but "i love you" usually did the trick. you can't just blurt it out
though, you need to at least be friends with the girl first...
Beka B.
oh sister... been there, tried that, or i *wanted* to try that... he wouldn't
let me... :o)
MDZamboni
things are *different* out there.>>
Don't know if I'm breaking the news to ya - but things are *different*
everywhere.
Cassandra~*
"Beka B." <deadhea...@aol.comMOSQUITO> wrote in message
news:20020403170209...@mb-fk.aol.com...
Lol, Well, not to get to detailed, but it eventually did work. I am only
telling this because of how proud of myself I was. It took 2 months of
drunken nights, and dancing, and bar hopping, etc., and finally it worked.
I was the first female for him in 5 years!! ;-) Unfortunately, after all
my hard work, it was a real disappointment :-(
C~*
Susan J. Weiand
>
> ....
>
> not only would he get a slap, but prolly a
> >>kick in the groin too.
> >>
> >
> > Sorry guys but this is just not true. I know women who have tried a
> > direct line like this and have been turned down. They weren't ugly
> > either.
> >
> > Sue
> >
>
> yea, but you live out west.
> things are *different* out there.
>
No, the number of times I have seen this happen the men in question were
not gay.
Patrick Donnelly
"Derranged mating practices of Deadheads"
=c)
-Patrick Donnelly
damn, at home, no .sig
Kelly Humphries
> > > Sorry guys but this is just not true. I know women who have tried a
> > > direct line like this and have been turned down. They weren't ugly
> > > either.
> >
> > yea, but you live out west. things are *different* out there.
>
> No, the number of times I have seen this happen the men in question were
> not gay.
I can also guarantee that none of the men in question were me....
GrateMGL
ask, whats wrong with me?
Matty
Sherlock
"I'm looking for someone who isn't afraid of commitment"
Cassandra~*
Lol, well, having a night to think about what I posted, I must say that it
*was* something that I was proud of. I sure am not proud of it anymore.
Lol, mating practices do get a bit derranged when alcohol is legally
consumed in public (when one turns 21). Or was that just me?
;-)
C~*
NicksPicks.com
GrateMGL wrote:
when you stuff that wad of socks in your pants, you have been doing it
in the front, right?
because if you use the wrong side, chicks take notice to those types of
things.
ba ba booie
Heard any good pick-up lines lately?
grat...@aol.com
(GrateMGL) wrote:
Been a head for awhile. never hooked up with a fellow sister of the
faith. I ask, whats wrong with me?
Matty
bbb wrote:
Ain't it the truth !!!
Where are you fellow sister's of the faith? Or should I say sista's? Is
there a difference in the two? I think women are some what cold to
someone approaching them and trying to strike up conversation. Yea I
know some women don't want to talk. Did I just say that? I think ladies
are waiting for Mr Write to come along.
Where do the fellow sister's of the faith hang out at? Who are you?
Where are you? Why are you?
.
.
Have you checked these sites out today?
http://www.jambase.com
http://www.jambands.com
http://www.pauserecord.com
http://www.jambase.com/search.asp?day=today&dispall=1 (Listen to this
one via live streaming audio) http://www.wbgo.org/stream/index (It is
the best jazz & blues station around)
BARRETHEAD
if your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas how would
you feel bout me spending some time between the holidays?
peace
Greg
Garry Bryan
Or you could casually mention that you like long walks on a windswept beach,
whiskers on kittens and sharing a bottle of good wine with a loved one while
you listen to their concerns. . . .although the best pick-up line in a
grocery store has to be "Excuse me, but could you tell me which one of these
instant rices would leave me more time to listen to a date/partner?"
Garry <the sensitive one>
Patrick Donnelly
news:1l%q8.792$wx6.11...@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com...
There was once a Personals ad in my college newspaper [when I was in
college] that said,
"ISO SWF, ages 18-22. I enjoy long walks on the beach, making home
cooked meals, and masturbating furiously."
LOL! Now *THAT'S* a pickup line!
Snorky The Inept
beach,
> whiskers on kittens and sharing a bottle of good wine with a loved one
while
> you listen to their concerns
RULE #1
A good magician never gives away his secrets.
> although the best pick-up line in a
> grocery store has to be "Excuse me, but could you tell me which one of
these
> instant rices would leave me more time to listen to a date/partner?"
My all-time favourite grocery store pick-up line:
Man: It's dangerous for you to be standing there like that.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you're so hot, you could melt all this stuff.
> Garry <the sensitive one>
--
-Snorky <the Inept one>
DEAD FREAKS UNITE
Who are you? Where are you?
How are you?
Snorky The Inept
> college] that said,
>
> "ISO SWF, ages 18-22. I enjoy long walks on the beach, making home
> cooked meals, and masturbating furiously."
>
> LOL! Now *THAT'S* a pickup line!
Here's one from the (Pioneer) Valley Advocate:
"Horny SWM seeks woman to have
sex, then leave. Legs required, arms
a plus. Do you like sex and leaving?
CALL! Expect mediocrity."
--
-Snorky the Inept
weatherbee
Was that your car?
Do these chips taste anthraxy to you?
I'm sure you'll be able to find someone to pay for the damages.
Q-tip?
You know, leprosy is not nearly as frightening as you might think.
I'll bet your sweat tastes great.
I find you highly disturbing.
Jerry Grau
booie) wrote:
>
>
>Sometimes a pick-up line can be as simple as "I have one of those" or
>"That looks great on you". I am talking about when one shops. If a lady
>is looking at something at the flea market or a department store you can
>strike up a conversation very easy. booie has looked over at the lady
>shopping and would walk up to the table at the market discreetly and if
>the timing was right strike up conversation about the object they are
>looking at. Believe it or not it can snowball into something from there
>if the situation was right.
>
> Of if the vendor is interesting I would make believe to be looking at
>what she is selling but in reality trying to make conversation. When all
>is said and done I walk away from her table without her phone number and
>a pice of junk that I just bought from her that I don't need.
>
>I heard there are women that actually hang out at Home Depot looking for
>the studs walking down the isle. (I an not talking about the 2x4's
>either) They are looking for the rock driller of their choice & (I am
>not talking about the power tool either, or am I?). Oh brother.
>
There's a (semi) famous supermarket in the Marina district in SF, the
locals call it the Sexy Safeway - cause everyone's cruising more than
they're shopping. I hear the produce aisle is the best -
(Which, by the way, is a GREAT ploy - go to the supermarket, look
around uselessly (not hard for me in a supermarket!) and ask a woman
what's the difference between a shallot and a scallion - or anyting
idiotic like that. Then move on to the melons.
Jerry Grau
Poetry Is Dead
http://jerrygrau.home.att.net/
Jerry Grau
I'm warm for your form.
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Is your Dad a baker? 'Cause you sure got some great buns!
Your lips look a little wrinkled - I thought I should press 'em.
I'd like to invite you for breakfast - should I give you a call, or a
nudge?
And the ever-popular: Free Willie!
Actually, some of these WORK, as ridiculous as they may seem - if you
get a girl laughing right off the bat, you've got a big head start -
Jerry Grau