Please respond to: Hunn...@sun.uchc.edu
NesAuction (nesau...@aol.com) wrote:
: Great Big Globs of Greasy grimy gopher guts
: Chopped up bloody birdy feet
: mutilated monkey feet
: add a can of all-purpose porpoise puss
: and me without a spoon
: (I'll use a straw!)
: SNe...@power.net
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{Girls,boys} are made of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Chopped up monkey feet, ordinary birdy seed
French-fried eyeballs rolled in banana grease
[Damn, I can't remember the last line.]
Adam
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Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Contaminated camel's feet,
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,
Lyin' on the kitchen floor.
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Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Pukulated monkey meat,
Little, tiny birdies' feet.
All adds up to such a lucious treat -
But, I forgot my spoon.
(So, they gave me a fork.....)
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Please respond to: Hunn...@sun.uchc.edu
My son's last line = "And me without a spoon"
The version I know from elementary school in the Santa Clara Valley of
California in the mid-1960's is:
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
French fried piggies feet
Mutilated monkey's meat
Four bloody eyeballs rolled down a dirty street
And I forgot my spoon
It's almost noon...
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Sundays, Noon to 2 pm
The version my great uncle used to sing to me went:
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped up baby birdie feet
French-fried eyeballs soaking in a pool of blood
All to eat without a spoon
But I've got a straw
I've heard some kids sing a second verse, too, but I can't remember it. Any
seven year old can probably sing it, though.
Stacey Burright
Anachronauts--not hard rock....hard science!
shbur...@library.wright.edu
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey feet
chopped up pidgeon beaks (I can't remember the next line -- but it
... wasn't what I've seen mentioned here so far.
Possibly it was just a repeat of the first line.)
That's what we eat at school.
It was sung to a tune that I'm blanking on... but alternate words I've
heard to the tune are:
I'm too young to march in the infantry
shoot the artillary
ride in the calvary
I'm too young to march in the infantry
But I'm in the Lord's army.
Lianne
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I remember:
would you like a bowl of greasy grimy gopher guts,
mutilated monkey feet,
teeny, tiny birdies' feet,
bla bl bla bla bla-bla bla-bla bla bla bla
I forgot my spoon.
Who needs the words and WHY??
This is quite different from those already posted - maybe
this is the Australian version!!
Cathy R.
la...la...la
GREAT BIG GOBS OF GREASY, GRIMMY, GOPHER GUTS
MANILATED MONKEY MEAT
CHOPPED UP PARAKEET
FRENCH FRIED EYE BALLS SITTING IN A POOL OF BLOOD
AND ME WITH OUT A SPOON
Matthew Baker
"not just a kid at heart..."
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat, hairy little piggies feet
all wrapped up in vicious looking vulture vomit
and me without a spoon
***but here's a straw***
Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
very dirty birdie feet
pale pink piles of petrified pelican puke
and me without my spoon.
Or
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french-fried eyeballs rolling down a bloody street
and me without my spoon.
Goddess help us all.
K
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Petrified pigs feet
Chopped off heads and Barbequed toenails
and I forgot my spoon
(But I remembered my stra-a-a-a-w)
I have a feeling this song has many regional variations.
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies' bloody feet
Great green gobs of all purpose porpoise pus
And I forgot my spoon.
Elyse
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
constipated monkey meat
mutilated birdie feet
and just one jar of all purpose porpoise puss
G. Hunnicutt
(Thanks Diane)
From the daughter, Rodi Steindl, who learned this in 1985 Orlando.
Greasy grimey gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
camel snot and piggies feet
gobs and gobs of all purpose porpose pus
and you forgot your spoon.
We're serving scab sandwich, pus on top
monkey doodey, camel snot
tiger's eyeballs soaked in glue
Yummy, yummy, yummy it's good for you
Bapadadada.......Food Fight!
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Girls are made of
Greasy grimy gopher guts
Chop chop liver meat
Concentrated monkey feet!
Repeated ad nauseum, then run around in a tight circle until you fall down
dizzy.
No doubt it gained a more poetic tilt in the 30 years since...