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Searching for lyrics -- 'Thinnest Man'?

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Dick Vandenberg

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Sep 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM9/25/97
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I am searching for lyrics to an old Boy Scout song. Some of the lyrics that
are known are:

Oh me, Oh my, he was the thinnest man
Thin as the soup in the boarding house, and the skin of a soft-shelled clam
He fell through the hole in the seat of his pants and choked himself to
death
Sitting one night in the boarding house, the light was burning dimly
A mosquito grabbed him by the neck and pulled him up the chimmey

Any help w/b appreciated.
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frisky...@gmail.com

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Oct 30, 2014, 3:29:32 PM10/30/14
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I remember the song from my childhood--here are the lyrics my mother taught:
Oh me, oh my there was the thinnest man
thin as the glue on a postage stamp or the skin of a soft shell clam
oh me oh my
one day he lost his breath
he fell through the hole in the seat of his pants
and he choked himself to death.

davehe...@gmail.com

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Mar 16, 2016, 10:13:04 PM3/16/16
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Here are the lyrics as I learned them off a folk album (old timey singer from Maine, can't recall the name):

The thinnest man I ever knew
Lived over in Hoboken,
And if I were to tell you how thin he was,
You'd think that I was jokin'.

He was as thin as a postage stamp,
Or the skin of a new potater.
For exercise he'd take a ride
Through the holes of nutmeg grater.

Oh me, oh my, he was the thinnest man,
Thin as the soup in the boarding house,
Or the skin of a soft-shelled clam

He'd never go out on a stormy night,
He'd never go out alone,
For fear that some poor hungry dog
Would take him for a bone.

While lying by the fire one night,
The lamp was a-burnin' dimly,
A bedbug grabbed him by the hair
And yanked him up the chimbley.

Oh me, oh my, he almost lost his breath,
Fell through a hole in the seat of his pants,
And choked himself to death.

davehe...@gmail.com

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Mar 16, 2016, 10:19:13 PM3/16/16
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Found it on the internet: that version was adapted and sung by Joe Hickerson, along with other olde authentic down-east songs like "Good Fish Chowder". Buy his album, all good sing-along tunes.
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