Abstinence Alaska-Style
James Hogg
Well those cold Alaskan winters
leave you feelin' dank and bitter
and a teenage redneck's instinct is
to seek out girls 'n' heat.
When he left the rink frustrated
after chasing that old puck around
he passed the ladies' locker room
to see who he might meet.
When his avid eyes met Bristol's
well it made him cream his Levi's,
but the well-brought-up young girl observed,
"You've just made God irate.
It's a sin to spill your seed like that
'cause every sperm is sacred.
For the Palin creed says: Don't come off
except to procreate."
He said, "Abstinence just makes a young man's
heart grow even fonder."
"And a celibate," the girl agreed,
"has less to celebrate."
"But I don't want kids," he said,
"for me a family has no value."
"Let's play Vatican roulette," she said,
"although it's our first date."
Up in heaven, the Great Croupier
was watching as they gambolled,
as they gambled with their future
'neath the cold Alaskan sky.
And He earmarked two choice gametes
to unite and bless their union,
and another shotgun wedding
was conceived by God on High.
James Hogg
Jim Capaldi
If my chile gets a baby,
I ain't punish her by making her have it.
Just kill that little pickaninny
And the baby-daddy, too.
Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
"James Hogg" <Jas.H...@SPAM.gmail.com> wrote in message
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James Hogg
<jimca...@verizon.net> wrote:
>Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>
>If my chile gets a baby,
>I ain't punish her by making her have it.
>Just kill that little pickaninny
>And the baby-daddy, too.
So, how long have you been a songwriter?
James
steggy
The career will end very soon I hope.
Earle Jones
James Hogg <Jas.H...@SPAM.gmail.com> wrote:
...fucking idiot?
earle
Charles & Mambo Duckman
> Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>
> If my chile gets a baby,
> I ain't punish her by making her have it.
> Just kill that little pickaninny
> And the baby-daddy, too.
>
> Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
And if your chile gets a baby,
The little cunt better gives birth to it or else
'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
To pay for the bastard's education, food or what-not
He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle Sam one day
But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is outlawed
We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
Every American Redneck Conservative
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Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
Jim Capaldi
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Jim Capaldi
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Matt-the-Hoople
> Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>
> If my chile gets a baby,
> I ain't punish her by making her have it.
> Just kill that little pickaninny
> And the baby-daddy, too.
>
> Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
Typically, in folk music, we at least try to get the names right. In this
case, the name would be 'Barack Hussein "Change" Obama'. Please make a
note of it.
Furthermore, I am sure that very few are looking at abortion as a form of
birth control, but rather as a basic human 'right' - a woman's right to
choose - and quite frankly, none of the government's damned business
anyway. The government has no quarter to meddle in moral issues - that's
what education and conscience are for.
Now - let's keep the political discussions in the appropriate place. This
is a folk music group. alt.politics is over there --->
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Bill Kawalec
"steggy" <ste...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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this whole thread couldn't end soon enough.
Bill Kawalec
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there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
idiot!
>
> earle
Bill Kawalec
"Matt-the-Hoople" <nob...@devnull.spamcop.net> wrote in message
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> On 06 Sep 2008, Jim Capaldi barged into rec.music.folk and uttered:
>
>> Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>>
>> If my chile gets a baby,
>> I ain't punish her by making her have it.
>> Just kill that little pickaninny
>> And the baby-daddy, too.
>>
>> Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
>
> Typically, in folk music, we at least try to get the names right. In this
> case, the name would be 'Barack Hussein "Change" Obama'. Please make a
> note of it.
>
> Furthermore, I am sure that very few are looking at abortion as a form of
> birth control, but rather as a basic human 'right' - a woman's right to
> choose - and quite frankly, none of the government's damned business
> anyway.
Conversely, why do you NOT respect Ms. Palin;s right to CHOOSE?? Quite
frankly, it's none of your damn business anyway.
Matt-the-Hoople
> Conversely, why do you NOT respect Ms. Palin;s right to CHOOSE?? Quite
> frankly, it's none of your damn business anyway.
I do - very much so. She has every right to choose as she sees fit. She
does NOT have the right to tell anyone else how they should choose.
In the words of the inimitable Eric Schwartz:
"Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjsaEK4vnw
Bill Kawalec
> On 07 Sep 2008, Bill Kawalec barged into rec.music.folk and uttered:
>
>> Conversely, why do you NOT respect Ms. Palin;s right to CHOOSE?? Quite
>> frankly, it's none of your damn business anyway.
>
> I do - very much so. She has every right to choose as she sees fit. She
> does NOT have the right to tell anyone else how they should choose.
**********************************
you are the exception then. the VAST majority of libs want ONLY their way
taught.
(but, see, if they really were pro-CHOICE, they would support vouchers for
schools and allow parents to send their kids where they teach their own
values.)
Matt-the-Hoople
> you are the exception then. the VAST majority of libs want ONLY their
> way taught.
But how can that work? The only way that education is truly effective is
to thoroughly cover all (or as many) viewpoints possible, and then allow
folks to make an EDUCATED decision. Or maybe I'm missing something??
> (but, see, if they really were pro-CHOICE, they would support vouchers
> for schools and allow parents to send their kids where they teach
> their own values.)
I'd settle for a little impartiality in ALL schools. ;-)
Bill Kawalec
> On 08 Sep 2008, Bill Kawalec barged into rec.music.folk and uttered:
>
>> you are the exception then. the VAST majority of libs want ONLY their
>> way taught.
>
> But how can that work? The only way that education is truly effective is
> to thoroughly cover all (or as many) viewpoints possible, and then allow
> folks to make an EDUCATED decision. Or maybe I'm missing something??
Right. So why do so many insist on NO mention of abstinence, and evolution
only?!?
steggy
No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
about Bill O'Reilly
Bill Kawalec
> Bill Kawalec schreef:
>> "Earle Jones" <earle...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:earle.jones-B117...@netnews.comcast.net...
>>> In article <bvq5c4h4uoo9r62cn...@4ax.com>,
>>> James Hogg <Jas.H...@SPAM.gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:52:03 GMT, "Jim Capaldi"
>>>> <jimca...@verizon.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>>>>>
>>>>> If my chile gets a baby,
>>>>> I ain't punish her by making her have it.
>>>>> Just kill that little pickaninny
>>>>> And the baby-daddy, too.
>>>> So, how long have you been a
>>> ...fucking idiot?
>>
>>
>>
>> there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
>> idiot!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>> earle
>>
>>
>
>
> No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
> about Bill O'Reilly
oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
Charles & Mambo Duckman
>>>>>So, how long have you been a
>>>>
>>>>...fucking idiot?
>>>
>>>there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
>>>idiot!
>>
>>No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
>>about Bill O'Reilly
>
> oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with whom
you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
Matt-the-Hoople
> WHAT the fuck does this have to do with music??
Oh - I thought this was the guns 'n' nails newsgroup. ;-)
Bill Kawalec
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" <duc...@gfy.slf> wrote in message
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> Bill Kawalec wrote:
>
>>>>>>So, how long have you been a
>>>>>
>>>>>...fucking idiot?
>>>>
>>>>there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
>>>>idiot!
>>>
>>>No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
>>>about Bill O'Reilly
>>
>> oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
>
> I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with whom
> you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
>
oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
>>>>>>>So, how long have you been a
>>>>>>
>>>>>>...fucking idiot?
>>>>>
>>>>>there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a fucking
>>>>>idiot!
>>>>
>>>>No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics, not
>>>>about Bill O'Reilly
>>>
>>>oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
>>
>>I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with whom
>>you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
>>
>
>
>
> oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
> btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
> don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
Bill Kawalec
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" <duc...@gfy.slf> wrote in message
heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
Charles & Mambo Duckman
>>>>>>>>>So, how long have you been a
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...fucking idiot?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a
>>>>>>>fucking idiot!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics,
>>>>>>not about Bill O'Reilly
>>>>>
>>>>>oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
>>>>
>>>>I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with
>>>>whom you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
>>
>>I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
>>
>>
>>>btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
>>>don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
>>
>>Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
>
> heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
You're the one stating that you "don't give half a rat's ass what [I]
think", yet you keep replying.
Heard the one about the idiot who walks into a bar?
Bill Kawalec
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" <duc...@gfy.slf> wrote in message
Two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
>>>>>>>>>>>So, how long have you been a
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>...fucking idiot?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>there ya go!! the true liberal attitude. anyone not with us is a
>>>>>>>>>fucking idiot!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>No one is asked to state their political mind. This is about lyrics,
>>>>>>>>not about Bill O'Reilly
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I, otoh, have decided that you're a fucking idiot. Nothing to do with
>>>>>>whom you are or aren't. You're just a fucking idiot, is all.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>oh golly gee!! how wil I ever sleep at night???
>>>>
>>>>I don't know... how do idiots sleep at night?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>btw, I already knew that, to a lib, anyone not in agreement is an idiot.
>>>>>don't give half a rat's ass what you think.
>>>>
>>>>Yet, strangely, you feel compelled to be my pen pal. Huh!
>>>
>>>heard the one about the pot and the kettle?
>>
>>You're the one stating that you "don't give half a rat's ass what [I]
>>think", yet you keep replying.
>>
>>Heard the one about the idiot who walks into a bar?
>
>
>
>
> Two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked.
You're welcome.
G
"Bill Kawalec" <billk...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
>
>
> oh. so YOU have decided there is no free speech in rec.music.folk?
It 'appears' it is YOU that has deemed rec.MUSIC.folk a no free speech
zone..... ESPECIALLY when it comes to music related posts......:)
Tell me, if you're soooo against 'spam' then why are you chatting politics
in a music related NG? Can I suggest you research the word 'spam'? It
'may' help you to look more intelligent when replying to posts......
G
>
> "Matt-the-Hoople" <nob...@devnull.spamcop.net> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1472...@74.209.136.89...
>> On 08 Sep 2008, Bill Kawalec barged into rec.music.folk and uttered:
>>
>>> you are the exception then. the VAST majority of libs want ONLY their
>>> way taught.
>>
>> But how can that work? The only way that education is truly effective is
>> to thoroughly cover all (or as many) viewpoints possible, and then allow
>> folks to make an EDUCATED decision. Or maybe I'm missing something??
>
>
>
> Right. So why do so many insist on NO mention of abstinence, and evolution
> only?!?
I suspect you:
1) own several guns....
2) are racist
and
3) support the war in Iraq......
G
>
> Conversely, why do you NOT respect 'anyones' right to CHOOSE?? Quite
lol.... the hypocrisy shines through.........
Don't bother replying, Bill.... you're far to dense to get into a debate
about what you can & can't post in a MUSIC related NG.....
G
NapalmHeart
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" <duc...@gfy.slf> wrote
in message
> Jim Capaldi wrote:
>> Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>>
>> If my chile gets a baby,
>> I ain't punish her by making her have it.
>> Just kill that little pickaninny
>> And the baby-daddy, too.
>>
>
> Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
>
> And if your chile gets a baby,
> The little cunt better gives birth to it or else
> 'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
> To pay for the bastard's education, food or
> what-not
> He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle Sam
> one day
>
> But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is
> outlawed
> We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
> Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
>
> Every American Redneck Conservative
>
If you really believe this, you are quite deluded.
Charles & Mambo Duckman
>>>Abstinence Half Breed Obama Style
>>>
>>>If my chile gets a baby,
>>>I ain't punish her by making her have it.
>>>Just kill that little pickaninny
>>>And the baby-daddy, too.
>>>
>>>Obama Hussein "Change" Barack
>>
>>Abstinence Half Breed Republican Style
>>
>>And if your chile gets a baby,
>>The little cunt better gives birth to it or else
>>'Course you ain't raisin' my taxes
>>To pay for the bastard's education, food or
>>what-not
>>He gonna make a fine cannon fodder for Uncle Sam
>>one day
>>
>>But if my chile gets a baby after abortion is
>>outlawed
>>We're jus' gonna git her a passport and
>>Have the fucker sucked out of her in Canada
>>
>>Every American Redneck Conservative
>>
>
> If you really believe this, you are quite deluded.
Holy fucking shit!!! A dumbass replies to an article I posted over three months
ago!
What do you stupid rednecks run your Internets on down south? Coal? Whale oil?
NapalmHeart
"Charles & Mambo Duckman" <zzz...@qqq.net> wrote
in message
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I'm replying to a dumbass, whose post I had just
seen. Your stereotypes of both blacks and rural
Americans are rather misguided.
I didn't know that Michigan is in the South.
In the words of Hank III "Go Fuck You."
--
"Kick Out The Jams, Motherfucker!"
MC5, Detroit
Charles & Mambo Duckman
The illegibility of your reply notwithstanding (I mean, seriously, what the fuck
was that supposed to mean, anyway?), my original message was posted three months
ago. It makes no difference what you had just seen, really. Replying to messages
on the Usenet that are anything more than a 1-2 weeks old is just retarded, for
many reasons.
> Your stereotypes of both blacks and rural
> Americans are rather misguided.
Oooooh, what do we have here? A racial uniter! Kumbaya, my Lord.
> I didn't know that Michigan is in the South.
Hey, wherever there's a dumbass conservative redneck, that's where the South is.
> In the words of Hank III "Go Fuck You."
Nah, thanks. Stick to your cousins.