"Peeing in a Jet Plane"

[Jim Goulder]

Wells Fargo fires VP of operations in India after he 'URINATED on
72-year-old woman on business class flight from New York to Mumbai'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11607987/amp/Shankar-Mishra-Wells-Fargo-VP-operations-fired-urinating-72-year-old-woman.html

To: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" [John Denver, 1969]
John Denver - Leaving On A Jet Plane (Official Audio)
https://youtu.be/SneCkM0bJq0

Leaving On a Jet Plane (Piano Version)
https://youtu.be/_CT7s95VavY


VERSE 1

Well, I'm by the wing; we're underway,
We're taxiing at JFK,
And pretty soon we'll reach the stratosphere.

It's gonna be a long-haul flight,
And, as for me, I may get tight,
Hey, stewardess, can you bring me a beer?

CHORUS 1

I'm tipsy and clumsily,
Looking for the lavat'ry.
Damn it all, I haven't found it yet!

So I'm peeing in a jet plane,
Why must you scowl with disdain?
Yes, ma'am, I see you're wet.


VERSE 2

I've got a phone here on my lap.
I'm all alone with my nightcap.
We're flying east, so I won't get much sleep.

I try to read or watch a flick,
But all I need's a little kick.
My liquor bill this flight will not be cheap.

CHORUS 2

I'm tipsy and clumsily,
Looking for the lavat'ry.
Damn it all, I haven't found it yet!

So I'm peeing in a jet plane,
Why must you scowl and complain?
Yes, ma'am, I see you're wet.

VERSE 3

I've now returned as I had planned,
But I just learned that I've been canned.
These long-haul flights are really kinda rough.

If you can't drink, what can you do?
It's hard to think that I am through.
I guess I maybe drank more than enough.

CHORUS 3

I'm bleary and teary-eyed,
Heaven knows I've cried and cried.
This fiasco I will long regret.

Caught peeing in a jet plane,
I guess I won't do that again.
Oh hell, I'm so upset.

Caught peeing in a jet plane,
I guess I won't do that again.
Oh hell, I'm so upset.