When You Wish to See a Star

[Jim Goulder]

Scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo - CNN

https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/05/europe/scientist-space-image-chorizo-intl-scl
i-scn/index.html

To: "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star?"

https://youtu.be/znp73GwbhEw

Twitter, Twitter, fiddled star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up to mischief has some guy,
Posted you upon the sly.
Twitter, Twitter, fiddled star,
How I wonder what you are!


To: "When You Wish Upon a Star" [Leigh Harline, music; Ned
Washington, lyrics; from Walt Disney's animated film _Pinocchio_, 1940]

1940 HITS ARCHIVE: When You Wish Upon A Star - Glenn Miller (Ray
Eberle,...
https://youtu.be/oY-rCZV7olw

When You Wish Upon a Star (From "Pinocchio") [Instrumental
Philharmonic ...
https://youtu.be/G6p7rP5Mcjk

When you wish upon a star [Disney Song "Pinocchio" -Piano Cover]
https://youtu.be/WfW-YxKeU-Y


VERSE 1

When you wish to see a star,
Learning you've been had can jar,
What you think you know about astronomy.

When a hoax is well-conceived,
It may crush what you believed.
What you wish to be a star,
Is salami.

BRIDGE

Twitter's cruel.
It brings to those who trust,
A furious disgust,
With facile pranksters.

VERSE 2

When a Spanish sausage slice,
Makes a photo look so nice,
What you wish to be a star:
Charcuterie.

[Paul Rubin]

""Jim Goulder"" <jgou...@panix.com> writes:
> Scientist admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of
> chorizo - CNN

Cute. Before the first images from Webb were released, there was a
running joke that it was going to be a Rick roll.