Cthulhu Carol

Rich Brown

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Dec 17, 2009, 7:47:44 AM12/17/09

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Some of you may be tired of (canned) Christmas carols by now. But nobody
is tired of Cthulhu carols. Or else.

(May be sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Hear the chants --Tekeli-li
Not a chance -- day's light we'll see
I'm quaking in fright
He's waking tonight
It's the night Cthulhu walks the land

All your pray-ing is futile
'Cause His slay-ing is brutal
The stars are aligned
(I'm loosing my mind)
It's the night Cthulhu walks the land

Has a face that's sure to drive you crazy
Just a glance will leave you gibberin'
See Him lock you in His evil gaze, see
Little bits of human on His chin.

Before dawn, we'll expire
Than He'll yawn, and retire
The humans are gone
Cthulhu lives on
It's the night Cthulhu walks the land
Hear the chants -- Tekeli-li
Not a chance -- day's light we'll see
I'm quaking in fright
He's waking tonight
It's the night Cthulhu walks the land

All your pray-ing is futile
'Cause His slay-ing is brutal
The stars are aligned
(I'm loosing my mind)
It's the night Cthulhu walks the land

Has a face that's sure to drive you crazy
Just a glance will leave you gibberin'
See Him lock you in His evil gaze, see
Little bits of human on His chin.

Before dawn, we'll expire
Than He'll yawn, and retire
The humans are gone
Cthulhu lives on
It's the night Cthulhu walks the land

Lee Gold

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Dec 17, 2009, 10:10:05 AM12/17/09

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Rich Brown wrote:
> Some of you may be tired of (canned) Christmas carols by now. But nobody
> is tired of Cthulhu carols. Or else.
>
> (May be sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")
>
>
>
> Hear the chants --Tekeli-li

Wow! Thanks.

--Lee

PS As I read TV listings for December, I find myself wondering what the
next spin will be on the same old plots. Examples deleted except for
"Frosty the Snowman gets a BB Gun and Shoots a Turkey for Santa's
December 25th Breakfast" and "R2D2 and Darth Vader Sing Christmas
Carols" and "Geithner teaches Scrooge that the True Meaning of Christmas
is giving people a day off without pay."

Kay Shapero

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Dec 17, 2009, 8:26:23 PM12/17/09

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In article <N-KdnWwWuoLttbfW...@posted.visi>,
rab...@freemars.org says...

> Some of you may be tired of (canned) Christmas carols by now. But nobody
> is tired of Cthulhu carols. Or else.
>
> (May be sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")
>
>
>
> Hear the chants --Tekeli-li
> Not a chance -- day's light we'll see
> I'm quaking in fright
> He's waking tonight
> It's the night Cthulhu walks the land
>

Ia Ia ROFL!!
--
Kay Shapero
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Rich Brown

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Dec 18, 2009, 8:06:08 AM12/18/09

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> Losing (unless you're turning it loose, which is quite possible in a
> Cthulhu song).

At least I'm not losing my spelling ability...not much there to lose.

> Otherwise very good.

Thanks!

--
Cthulhu is merely mythos / Cthulhu is merely mythos/
Cthulhu is merely mythos / So there's nothing to fear.
Rich Brown -- rab -- Song Assasin -- FreeMars.org

D.J.

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Dec 18, 2009, 5:01:09 PM12/18/09

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On Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:01:36 -0500, Gary McGath
<garym@_MYLASTNAME_.com> wrote:
>In article <N-KdnWwWuoLttbfW...@posted.visi>,

> Rich Brown <rab...@freemars.org> wrote:
>
>> (I'm loosing my mind)
>

>Losing (unless you're turning it loose, which is quite possible in a
>Cthulhu song).
>

>Otherwise very good.

Well... they could be loosing their itellect/mind onto someone else.

Kinda like 'loose arrows !' i.e. fire away.

JimP.
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