Filk: I Do Not Trust James Bond

X-Lydia

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:16:39 PM4/23/13

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You may have heard me and the Teddy Bear Man sing this at some monthly LAFA gathering or another; it is based on a hilarious rant by standup comedian Lenny Henry, a.k.a. Trevor Nettleford, which can be viewed at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXkxXDT1-F8 - enjoy.

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I Do Not Trust James Bond

lyrics: Susanna R.A. Miller
tune: St. Thomas (Williams) (http://www.hymnary.org/tune/st_thomas_williams, http://www.cyberhymnal.org/mid/s/t/stthomas.mid )

I do not trust James Bond,
I think he will understand,
For every place he goes blows up:
He is a dangerous man.

I do not trust James Bond,
And here's further reason why,
For every lady James Bond loves
is surely doomed to die.

My song must have its end,
But in this world and beyond,
Of one thing I am absolutely sure:
I do not trust James Bond!

LGi...@gmail.com

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Apr 24, 2013, 3:52:27 PM4/24/13

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On Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:16:39 -0700 (PDT), X-Lydia
<x-l...@rocketmail.com> wrote:
>For every lady James Bond loves
>is surely doomed to die.

Of course you could apply the same lyrics to any
lady who falls in love with a Cartwright on Bonanza.

Kay Shapero

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Apr 24, 2013, 10:02:57 PM4/24/13

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In article <7tdgn8lmlpeoc1sq8...@4ax.com>,
LGi...@gmail.com says...

Likewise she who dates Jim Kirk is lost...

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Kay Shapero
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Joe Kesselman

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:25:11 PM4/25/13

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That Bond-James-Bond! That Bond-James-Bond!
I do not trust that Bond-James-Bond!

...

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Joe Kesselman,
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Joe Kesselman

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Apr 25, 2013, 5:26:01 PM4/25/13

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On 4/24/2013 10:02 PM, Kay Shapero wrote:
> Likewise she who dates Jim Kirk is lost...

Unless her name is Mary Sue...

X-Lydia

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Apr 26, 2013, 1:51:31 AM4/26/13

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On Thursday, April 25, 2013 2:25:11 PM UTC-7, Joe Kesselman wrote:
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> That Bond-James-Bond! That Bond-James-Bond!
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> I do not trust that Bond-James-Bond!
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I would not trust him on a train,
I would not trust him on a plane,
I would not trust him in a car,
I would not trust him in Qatar,
I would not trust him anyplace
(Not even out in outer space!),
I do not trust him, M and Q,
I do not trust James Bond - do you?

Lee Gold

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Apr 26, 2013, 10:50:59 AM4/26/13

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Fun.

Next time you show up at a filk, remind us to read you the SCA bard's
piece about Lutefisk (ini Xeno #65).

And Jane Mailander's "The Job Hunt for Red October" (which appeared in
the Consonance 2003 songbook, but which I'm going to reprint in Xeno
someday, since Jane gave me permission).

-Lee

Progress Report: Barry has PDFified all the .docs (the bodies of the
Xeno #1-#149) and has now gone on to the covers. We'll be bringing all
the files for the Xeno #1-#150 DVD with us on our laptop to Westercon
and ConChord/Conjecture so we can burn ones if unexpected buyers appear,
as well as paper copies of Xeno #150. And paper & CD copies of DR.
JANE'S SONGS, plus being able to burn more CDs.