Here's my response in song to the National Archives' "harmful language"
warnings. The tune is an old one that's rarely heard these days, so I've
linked to a YouTube recording and to the original lyrics.
Permission granted to publish in Xenofilkia.
Lyrics: "Baby Face" by Benny Davis and Harry Akst
Note: The U.S. National Archives has slapped "harmful content" warnings
on the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution, and the Bill
of RIghts on its website. This song is a response.
You've got a fragile little baby brain,
To read the Bill of Rights is too much strain,
Its contents would alarm you,
Those words are bound to harm you.
Don't let those documents disturb your pretty head.
You do not need to know,
We don't want to show
Them to your pretty baby brain.
Gary McGath http://www.mcgath.com