Arthur T. <art...@munged.invalid> wrote:
: Title: A Grazing Mace
: ttto: Amazing Grace
This reminds me of the first song parody I ever wrote:
AMAZING GREASE
To: "Amazing Grace" (John Newton)
http://www.breadsite.org/midi/amazing_grace-2.mid
Amazing grease, how sweet the sound,
Of poppin', sizzlin' fries!
I once was thin but now am round,
Had knees, now only thighs.
How oft a juicy burger fried,
I've gobbled at a meal,
And felt the grease run down the side,
And on my chin congeal.
So many cooking oils and lard,
I have thus far consumed,
'Tis grease that clogs my beating heart,
By grease I'm surely doomed.
Now Dr. Atkins is my guide,
He tells me what to eat,
And by his book shall I abide,
Until I see my feet.
I live on bacon, cheese, and steak.
They're better than a pill.
No carbohydrate may I take,
But grease will save me still!