dealing with those damn-ed non-musicans/non-guitarists

[matt hooley]

warning: serious rant material
for christs sake they just dont understand. they should make a "musicians
channel"(mc?) for basic cabel. then we could have a show called
"non-musicians say the darnest things".
but its serious frustration, their inferier ears are just uncapable of
hearing it.
and then my family tries to talk to me about guitar but i dont even know how
to word it for them to understand. my moms like "set up? well didnt they do
that at the factory", dad like "what'd you get ripped off again?" and then i
sheik as he grabs my $700 tele, he's like "let me see", tries to pick a
note(i cant stand that), hes like "well it seems fine to me", im like "no,
you have no idea"
and then its like one string two string red string blue string, then i turn
on the tv and there like "it whips it flips it slices it dices" and all i
can think about is "can it play a solo over these changes at that tempo" and
its all and everything, everything and nothing, nothing is everything but
everything costs about a grand more. and you gotta have something to have
everything
my dad turns on some bluegrass and hes like, "so is this jazz"? my brother
heres a jazz tape and calles it "classical".
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thats my new abstract impressionism typing style, see the motif, you likes.
and it all comes tumbling down to ground where it gets shit on by a dog and
some cult member somewhere calls it devine art.
alternative eclectic eccentric
i like these words but how is now when thou is tao i rear the flkda;j and
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was
holds up hand string game:
"see the cat, see the cradle?"
-kurt vonnegut.
hmm, avante-garde culture theory. the don, forces in motion, future,
centennial, jakfsl lk;jds jklfd; kjdlfs kjlf;d dksj;l djskfl jdsklf
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sure im a diagnosed obsessive compulsive and bipolar but i sure hope your
not reading this still, this is for me.
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release is peace
imagine me torn by tragedy
i like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane
songbird sweet and sour jane and music is my aeroplane
a boy named sue
the effect of waco
we never went to the moon
music
music
sound
aura
sonic
feel
emotion
express
flow
whiskers on kittens
my favorite mistakes
failure
death
how can nothing
dicotomy
duality
number are everthing
formula equation of sound
wave
flow
feel
be
am
was
will be
want
its just to hard...
why the fuck are we here...
"god is dead"
"they is us"
its all in my head, everthing is just in everybodys head. just as our
subconsious dreams our dreams when we sleap, so it imagines our lives when
its awake.
~mh

[G.T. TYSON]

you should definitely move out of your parent's house ASAP

GTT