God Nose?

[Bernie Woodham]

I happened to run into these tracks. They have something to do with
National Lampoon?

Does anyone know the back story about this? Or is there one?

[The Hysterical Bride]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Bernie Woodham]

"The Hysterical Bride" <golda...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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http://rapidshare.com/files/574073/GNose.zip

[The Hysterical Bride]

On May 9, 8:44 pm, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com> wrote:
> "The Hysterical Bride" <goldarac...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:4b235288-f3fc-4065...@f24g2000prh.googlegroups.com...

> On May 9, 8:36 pm, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com> wrote:
>
> > I happened to run into these tracks. They have something to do with
> > National Lampoon?
>
> > Does anyone know the back story about this? Or is there one?
> >I have no idea what you are talking about.
>
>  http://rapidshare.com/files/574073/GNose.zip

I have no idea how to do that.

[Bernie Woodham]

"The Hysterical Bride" <golda...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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They're just Dylan parodies anyway, Rachel. I doubt you'd care. But have
you run into this yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blKfkBjedbw&feature=related

[The Hysterical Bride]

On May 9, 9:12 pm, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com> wrote:
> "The Hysterical Bride" <goldarac...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:f339fddb-5eba-4539...@a9g2000prl.googlegroups.com...

He's sure got a lot of balls for a hysterical groom.

(p.s. i don't think that's him playing the piano. i saw dont look back
when i was 18, and i knew he put that in there because it was the best
he could do. it was just a fluke. just like the way he name drops in
desolation row. i know what bob dylan is all about. i could smell his
nonsense a million miles away as soon as i heard subterranean homesick
blues when i was 15/16, and then he happened to show up in israel,
where i was, for a concert, and i didn't wanna go, because i pictured
it and him in my head, due to some weird prescience of his skinny hot
legs which i had never seen before in black jeans at a microphone, not
to mention following, his butt as well, walking out the doorway frame
on the left hand side of this outdoor theatre, i had never been to a
concert, well, anyway, and it was all too far away, and then i also
realized, from the vision, that i wanted to follow him out that door,
hang out with him, and then i honestly realized, and remembered his
name, that he was too cool for me... i stand by my stories as far as I
know.)

Parodies?

Are they funny? :)

I like to laugh.

I know, I am totally obscene.

Well, this is what I get for not being respectably married by the time
I was 23. :(

[Babs]

On May 10, 12:12 am, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com>
wrote:
>
> >http://rapidshare.com/files/574073/GNose.zip

Thanks for posting!

[BobbyM]

"Bernie Woodham" <birnh...@insightbb.com> wrote in message
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>I happened to run into these tracks. They have something to do with
>National Lampoon?
>
> Does anyone know the back story about this? Or is there one?

Take a look here: http://www.negativland.com/god_nose/

[Bernie Woodham]

"BobbyM" <massey...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Ahhh, okay. Thanks. God Nose also has a wiki page.

[The Hysterical Bride]

On May 10, 9:43 am, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com>
wrote:
> "BobbyM" <masseybNOS...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:g03obe$h26$1...@aioe.org...
>
>
>
> > "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com> wrote in message

> >news:za6dnZaeCNlIirjV...@insightbb.com...
> >>I happened to run into these tracks.  They have something to do with
> >>National Lampoon?
>
> >> Does anyone know the back story about this?  Or is there one?
>
> > Take a look here:  http://www.negativland.com/god_nose/
>
> Ahhh, okay. Thanks.  God Nose also has a wiki page.

Is wiki short for wikipedia?

Because I tried looking it up, and this was the closest I could come.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Don't_stuff_beans_up_your_nose

I did that once.

I stuffed a bean up my nose when I was a little kid, and it was very
painful.

Please, take it from one who has been there, don't stuff things up
your nose.

It's dangerous.

Well, unless some rock star is sharing his cocaine with you.

OK, that crosses the line.

I don't like that.

I am so f*cking sick of all the bad things in life, drugs, cigarettes,
I was going to write sex drugs and rock and roll, but I'm still kinda
turned on by the idea of sex with Bob Dylan, but actually, not that
kind of animal sex. And I enjoy his music, it's not really rock and
roll, it's not really hard rock anymore, well sometimes, I don't
listen very much, I prefer his radio show.

Oh G-d, this is so embarrassing.

I don't want to have sex with Bob Dylan unless it's on our wedding
night.

G-d, am I a total freak of nature.

I'm a total fricken PRUDE.

I don't even want to have sex with him.

I don't even want him to read this.

GET OUT OF HERE OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE A ROCK STAR!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T READ THIS!!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phew. Do I feel better.

I'm just a fan.

And happy about it.

Bob Dylan is good for me.

He made sure I would never get married and have children.

That would have been a HUGE mistake.

[Bernie Woodham]

"The Hysterical Bride" <golda...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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Is wiki short for wikipedia?

Because I tried looking it up, and this was the closest I could come.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Don't_stuff_beans_up_your_nose

I did that once.

I stuffed a bean up my nose when I was a little kid, and it was very
painful.

Please, take it from one who has been there, don't stuff things up
your nose.

It's dangerous.
==============================

Well, I'm glad for the mistake because at least you know now not to stuff
beans up your nose. I hear they're not very good for the ears either.

Anyway, the correct wiki page is:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativland

When I was trying to find out about God Nose on Google I ran into that page
although it really doesn't say anything about God Nose.

[The Hysterical Bride]

On May 10, 10:18 am, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com>
wrote:
> "The Hysterical Bride" <goldarac...@gmail.com> wrote in message

> news:c08c7bfb-1c3f-4247-a57f-
>
> Is wiki short for wikipedia?
>
> Because I tried looking it up, and this was the closest I could come.
>

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Don't_stuff_beans_up_your...

>
> I did that once.
>
> I stuffed a bean up my nose when I was a little kid, and it was very
> painful.
>
> Please, take it from one who has been there, don't stuff things up
> your nose.
>
> It's dangerous.
> ==============================
>
> Well, I'm glad for the mistake because at least you know now not to stuff
> beans up your nose.  I hear they're not very good for the ears either.
>
> Anyway, the correct wiki page is:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativland
>
> When I was trying to find out about God Nose on Google I ran into that page
> although it really doesn't say anything about God Nose.

How did you hear about God Nose in the first place? :)

[Bernie Woodham]

"The Hysterical Bride" <golda...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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[The Hysterical Bride]

On May 10, 10:59 am, "Bernie Woodham" <birnhamw...@insightbb.com>
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Ahh....

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