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BOB DYLAN RAPED MY VAGINA

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Rachel

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May 13, 2019, 11:55:29 AM5/13/19
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HE TORE IT TO SHREDS ON STAGE IN FRONT OF ALL HIS FANS, AND NOW TWENTY-FIVE YEARS LATER, HE CLEVERLY CALLS ME HIS WIFE IN A SHADY WAY WHERE HE CAN CLAIM, SHOW ME WHERE OR HOW I SAID THAT, AND I AM LITERALLY *CRACKING UP*, MY SANITY IS *CRACKING UP*, I WAKE UP, AND HAVE TO SWALLOW A HANDFUL OF XANAX TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN PRACTICALLY.

YOU THINK I WANT MONEY?!?!?! YOU THINK I WANT MONEY!??!??! I WANT HIM ROTTING IN A PRISON. NOT FOR THE RICH. I WANT HIM *SUFFERING* LIKE I SUFFER. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* MY PAIN. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* *ALL* MY PAIN.

Rachel

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May 13, 2019, 11:56:53 AM5/13/19
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On Monday, May 13, 2019 at 8:55:29 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> HE TORE IT TO SHREDS ON STAGE IN FRONT OF ALL HIS FANS, AND NOW TWENTY-FIVE YEARS LATER, HE CLEVERLY CALLS ME HIS WIFE IN A SHADY WAY WHERE HE CAN CLAIM, SHOW ME WHERE OR HOW I SAID THAT, AND I AM LITERALLY *CRACKING UP*, MY SANITY IS *CRACKING UP*, I WAKE UP, AND HAVE TO SWALLOW A HANDFUL OF XANAX TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN PRACTICALLY.
>
> YOU THINK I WANT MONEY?!?!?! YOU THINK I WANT MONEY!??!??! I WANT HIM ROTTING IN A PRISON. NOT FOR THE RICH. I WANT HIM *SUFFERING* LIKE I SUFFER. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* MY PAIN. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* *ALL* MY PAIN.

IS THE ITALAN MAFIA, OR THE ISRAELI GOVERNMENT READING THIS!??!?!! CAN YOU HELP ME?!?!?!?

Rachel

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May 13, 2019, 12:02:58 PM5/13/19
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HE WRITES ME WHENEVER HE FEELS IT, ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A DATE SOMETIME, I GET *ALL EXCITED* (WITHIN REASON), AND HE RUNS AWAY, AND IT'S LIKE *YEARS* LATER, NO DATE. HE WRITES ME, HE WANTS, HE'S COMING, HE'S GOING, TO MEET HIS WIFE, SOMETHING SHADY NOT COMMITTING *TECHNICALLY* TO ANYTHING, AND THEN RUNS AWAY, WHAT, FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS!??!?!?

I AM *CRACKING UP*. I AM LITERALLY FUCKING *CRACKING UP*!!!!!!! I'M BEING GASLIGHTED. I'M GOING TRULY *INSANE* LIKE A MADWOMAN. HA HA HAH AH AH AHA HAHA HAHAH AH SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCCCRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM! BUT I CAN'T SCREAM, CUZ OF MY NEIGHBORS, SO I TAKE TONS OF XANAX TO DOPE MYSELF UP. I AM USING DRUGS, INSTEAD, TO MEDICATE, INSTEAD OF FEELING MY FEELINGS. MY PSYCHOLOGIST WANTS TO LULL ME INTO COMPLACENCY BY TELLING ME HIS STORY OF BEING CALLED FOR JURY DUTY, WHEN I AM FUCKING *LOSING MY MIND*, HE BRAINWASHES ME INTO THINKING, MAYBE I AM OVER-REACTING...JUST KEEP HANGING IN THERE RACHEL, ANOTHER 30 YEARS.....HANG IN THERE, YOU'LL GET YOUR BOBBY DYLAN, IN SOME LIFETIME.....HANG IN THERE KIDDO.....HE LOOOOOOVES BEING ROCK STAR. THIS IS WAYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR VIOLATED VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel

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May 13, 2019, 12:05:09 PM5/13/19
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I WANT HELP KIDNAPPING BOB DYLAN, AND *TORTURING* HIM. UNLESS THE US GOVERNMENT CAN *TRULY* HELP ME GET *JUSTICE*.

Grave Digger

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May 13, 2019, 12:15:45 PM5/13/19
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> I WANT HELP KIDNAPPING BOB DYLAN, AND *TORTURING* HIM. UNLESS THE US GOVERNMENT CAN *TRULY* HELP ME GET *JUSTICE*.
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Babe...You really need to watch"The King Of Comedy"

Langford's Lawyer:
"What is the defense of kidnapping? How can you say, "I was crazy at the time?"

Chafetz Chayim benAvraham

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Jun 3, 2019, 2:31:27 PM6/3/19
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On Monday, May 13, 2019 at 8:55:29 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> HE TORE IT TO SHREDS ON STAGE IN FRONT OF ALL HIS FANS, AND NOW TWENTY-FIVE YEARS LATER, HE CLEVERLY CALLS ME HIS WIFE IN A SHADY WAY WHERE HE CAN CLAIM, SHOW ME WHERE OR HOW I SAID THAT, AND I AM LITERALLY *CRACKING UP*, MY SANITY IS *CRACKING UP*, I WAKE UP, AND HAVE TO SWALLOW A HANDFUL OF XANAX TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN PRACTICALLY.
>
> YOU THINK I WANT MONEY?!?!?! YOU THINK I WANT MONEY!??!??! I WANT HIM ROTTING IN A PRISON. NOT FOR THE RICH. I WANT HIM *SUFFERING* LIKE I SUFFER. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* MY PAIN. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* *ALL* MY PAIN.

Shalom & Boker tov...none of this happened. He has never met her, does not know her. The concert in question was filmed, and at no time did a woman rush onto the stage public intercourse or for any other purpose.

STEPHAN PICKERING / חפץ ח"ם בן אברהם
Torah אלילה Yehu'di Apikores / Philologia Kabbalistica Speculativa Researcher
לחיות זמן רב ולשגשג...לעולם לא עוד
THE KABBALAH FRACTALS PROJECT
לעולם לא אשכח

IN PROGRESS: Shabtai Zisel ben Avraham v'Rachel Riva:
davening in the musematic dark

Just Kidding

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Jun 3, 2019, 3:38:53 PM6/3/19
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On Mon, 3 Jun 2019 11:31:23 -0700 (PDT), Chafetz Chayim benAvraham
<stephanpi...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Monday, May 13, 2019 at 8:55:29 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
>> HE TORE IT TO SHREDS ON STAGE IN FRONT OF ALL HIS FANS, AND NOW TWENTY-FIVE YEARS LATER, HE CLEVERLY CALLS ME HIS WIFE IN A SHADY WAY WHERE HE CAN CLAIM, SHOW ME WHERE OR HOW I SAID THAT, AND I AM LITERALLY *CRACKING UP*, MY SANITY IS *CRACKING UP*, I WAKE UP, AND HAVE TO SWALLOW A HANDFUL OF XANAX TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN PRACTICALLY.
>>
>> YOU THINK I WANT MONEY?!?!?! YOU THINK I WANT MONEY!??!??! I WANT HIM ROTTING IN A PRISON. NOT FOR THE RICH. I WANT HIM *SUFFERING* LIKE I SUFFER. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* MY PAIN. I WANT HIM TO *KNOW* *ALL* MY PAIN.
>
>Shalom & Boker tov...none of this happened. He has never met her, does not know her. The concert in question was filmed, and at no time did a woman rush onto the stage public intercourse or for any other purpose.
>
>STEPHAN PICKERING / ??? ?"? ?? ?????
>Torah ????? Yehu'di Apikores / Philologia Kabbalistica Speculativa Researcher
>????? ??? ?? ??????...????? ?? ???
>THE KABBALAH FRACTALS PROJECT
>????? ?? ????
>
>IN PROGRESS: Shabtai Zisel ben Avraham v'Rachel Riva:
>davening in the musematic dark

Thanks for the update.

Willie

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Jun 3, 2019, 4:15:26 PM6/3/19
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You cracked me up with that, JK. (I'm still chuckling.)
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