NO MORE AUCTION BLOCK!!!! (stupid post) (no laughs. :( )
The Hysterical Bride
G-d: DO I HEAR FIVE CENTS?
Rachel Ben-Levi: HE'S MINE!!!!!!! I WANT HIM FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G-d: NO CHARGE FOR THE DARK HAIRED GIRL WITH BIG TITS IN THE FIRST
SEAT ON THE BALCONY!
G-d: DO I HEAR FIVE CENTS? ANYONE? ANYONE?
G-d: DO I HEAR FOUR?
G-d: A PENNY? DO I HEAR EVEN A MEASLY FRICKEN' PENNY?
(the world is silent.)
G-d: NO CHARGE FOR THE DARK HAIRED GIRL WITH BIG BOUNCY TITS IN THE
BALCONY!
G-d: BOB DYLAN GOING ONCE....
G-d: BOB DYLAN GOING TWICE....
G-d slams down the wooden hammer. Rachel runs for her life.
G-d: BOB DYLAN SOLD!!!!!!! BOB DYLAN GOES FOR FREE TO THE YOUNG GIRL
IN THE BALCONY WITH BIG TITS AND A WET HAIRY PUSSY!!!!
G-d: Go get him Rachel. There he is. Look at those great big shocking
blue eyes. He's all yours. Fondle his buns. DO IT! The party's over.
Now go home and wait for the rest of your life.
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Omg, I'm missing the RNC. It's that homophobe Guiliani. (I heard he
changed his tune. Hmm...)