hi bob

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Rachel

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Oct 9, 2021, 10:17:31 PM10/9/21
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this is your wife.

i'd really like you to come home.

what are your big exciting plans this evening instead of coming to comfort me and take me to heaven? (my house reeks so high, can you smell it? i have to keep all the windows open, and nobody knows what he's doing, and can "detect" the problem. i'm pretty sure bacteria is growing in the walls from a flood where they didn't tell me the extent of the damage, because i am not having an olfactory hallucination.)

General Zod

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Oct 10, 2021, 12:50:52 AM10/10/21
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Bob has a micro penis. Mine is a little bigger.

Rachel

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Oct 10, 2021, 5:53:00 AM10/10/21
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as long as it fits.

Rachel

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Oct 10, 2021, 6:41:05 AM10/10/21
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oh, don't forget!

i have a hole!

Zod

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Nov 3, 2021, 11:07:25 AM11/3/21
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You have 3 that I can use.
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