Lyrics for Kinko the Clown?
Donailin M
Eric Houg
Donailin M wrote:
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> Can someone please e-mail me the lyrics to Kinko the Clown?
> Thanks Donailin M...@aol.com
Here's an unsolicited e-mail I got one time on exactly that topic:
Doing an Alta Vista ng search for Kinko the Clown,
I came across two articles from you two in
reference CDs/lyrics.
Here's the response I got from my post request
(and playing it on guitar for my young song,
I play in the key of G with standard chord
progression of G-C-Am-D):
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown,
If the kids just love me back
I'll never wear a frown.
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown,
If the kids just love me back
I'll never wear a frown.
Kinko's in his Kinko-Kar, pockets full of change,
Lots of dirty pictures, and sticky candy canes.
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get:
Silly leather clothes to wear, and happy cigarettes.
Kinko: Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown.
Children: Hi, Kinko!
Kinko: ...and I really love you boys and girls...really, really!
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out
stale Tootsie Rolls to you little rugrats, so if anyone wants to
come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really like
it... really, really!
Children: OK, Kinko!!!
Chorus
(Children:)
We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school,
We play in Kinko's crawlspace-- there's never any rules.
We have to sit on Kinko's lap; there's never any chairs,
Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares.
Kinko: Gee, I haven't had this much fun since Christmas, when I
got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls got to sit on
Kinko's lap...
Child: Mommy, Mommy! Kinko hurt me!
Kinko: ...but that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal
reciprosity laws here, Kinko can be with you boys and girls today...
or anytime!
Child: Oh, boy!
(Children:)
Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye.
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko had some handcuffs on, his eyes were full of tears,
(Kinko:)
Said, "I'll be back to play with you some time in 20 years..."
Children: Oh, no!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown,
The parents wanna beat me up and run me out of town!
Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown,
Tar and feather Kinko, and run him outta town!
Cop: OK short eyes, get in that car!
Kinko: Bye, boys and girls!
Children: Bye, Kinko! See you at the turn of the century!
Kinko: Kinko really loves you boys and girls... really, really!
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A Dancer at the End of Time
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