Kinko the Clown

[Michael G. Goldsman]

Anyone have the lyrics to the song "Kinko the Clown?" (origin unknown)

I heard it on Dr. D. years ago, but not since... (did it get banned or
something?? it was really popular...)

Its about a clown whos a part-time child molester i think...

-mike

[Stephen K Mulrine]

In rec.music.dementia, cca...@prism.gatech.EDU (Michael G. Goldsman) writes:
> Anyone have the lyrics to the song "Kinko the Clown?" (origin unknown)

I pulled this off rec.music.dementia months ago - hope nobody else posts it.
(:
KINKO THE CLOWN
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C: = Children
K: = Kinko

[Chorus]
K: Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
K: If the kids just love me back
K: I'll never wear a frown.
K: Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
K: If the kids just love me back
K: I'll never wear a frown. Hehehehe...

C: Kinko's in his Kinko car
C: Pockets full of change
C: With lots of dirty pictures
C: And sticky candy canes

C: All the kids love Kinko
C: For the presents that they get
C: Silly leather clothes to wear
C: And happy cigarettes.

(spoken normally)
K: Hi boys and girls! My name is Kinko the Clown.
C: Hi Kinko!
K: And I really love you boys and girls. Really, really...
C: Awwwwwwww...
K: But my legs get tired handing out stale Tootsie Rolls out to you
K: little rug rats, so if any of you want to come back to Kinko's
K: house and massage my legs, I'd really, really like it. Really,
K: really... Hehehehe....
C: Okay Kinko!

[Chorus]

C: We go to Kinko's clubhouse
C: Sometimes afterschool
C: We go through his crawlspace
C: There's never any rules. (Wow! It's dark in here!)

C: We have to sit on Kinko's lap
C: There's never any chairs
C: Kinko likes to tickle us
C: and give us funny stares

(spoken normally)
K: Hehehehe... Kinko hasn't had so much fun since he played Santa Claus
K: and all the little boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap.
C: Mommy, mommy! Kinko hurt me!
K: But that was in Indiana and thanks to the legal recepracity laws,
K: Kinko can be here now and everyday.
C: Awwwwww...

[Chorus]

C: Little Jimmy ran away
C: And didn't say good-bye (Wah!)
C: Kinko went to look for him
C: To help the FBI

C: But he came back with handcuffs on
C: His eyes were full of tears
K: Said "I'll be back to play with you
K: Sometime in twenty years."

C: Awwwww...

K: Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
K: The parents want to beat me up
K: And send me out of town!
K: Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown
K: Just tar and feather Kinko
K: And run him out of town! Wahhhhh....

(spoken normally)
Police: Okay clown, into the car.
C: Bye Kinko! Bye! See you at the turn of the century!
K: Bye! Kinko really loves you boys and girls. Really, really...
K: Hehehehe...

[Steve Ramirez]

In article <13...@hydra.gatech.EDU>, cca...@prism.gatech.EDU (Michael

G. Goldsman) writes:
|>
|> Anyone have the lyrics to the song "Kinko the Clown?" (origin unknown)
|

Chorus

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown,
if the children love him back he'll never wear a frown!

that's all I can remmember, except he says something about

funny leather pants and funny cigarettes

** Steve Ramirez ** sram...@burro.intel.com ** 602-554-2405 **
** Intel Corp.** 5000 W. Chandler Blvd. ** Chandler,AZ ** 85226 **
** "You prob'ly think it's easy bein' up here singin' and everything **
** and playin'. It's not. It's not easy. Thank you." -Dan Hicks **

[Paul Zonfrillo@SQA@Banyan]

At the end of the chourus, Kinko chimes in...

"I really love kids
really
really! "