Lyric Search!! Moose-Goosers!!
milar andrea m
Lookin' for the lyrics to "Moose-Goosers", not to mention lyrics
for "Hors D'eouvres" (pronounced horz doovers).
They're both by the same guy, but I _don't remember who it is_!!!!!
HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
Andrea
Brent T Metcalf
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>Lookin' for the lyrics to "Moose-Goosers", not to mention lyrics
Hmm....I think it goes something like this.
How 'bout them moose goosers
Ain't they cute.
Some use an umbrella
Some use a boot.
Them obtuse moose goosers
Sneakin' through the woods.
Goosin' them snoozey moose
In they goods.
How to be a moose gooser,
It'll turn you puce.
Just get your gooser loose
And rouse a drowsy moose.
It may not be exact, but it's close. :) BTM
Chris P. Mezzolesta
O-tay, "Them Moose Goosers" (not sure of the other) is by Mason Williams,
he of "Classical Gas", "Baroque-A-Nova", and comedy writing for The
Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. He did an entire LP of "Them Poems", such
as "Them Toad Suckers", "Them Dog Kickers", "Them Hog Liver Likers", etc.
Don't know the name of the LP (possibly "Down Home") but I have "Them Moose
Goosers" on a Dr D Show disc set so if you'll be patient (I have 2 kids)
I'll transcribe the lyrics & post 'em. O-tay Panky???? BTW, check out his
1st LP "TheMason Williams Phonograph Record" (out on CD) for a hilarious
tune called "The Prince's Panties"...
C
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christopher motherway
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> Lookin' for the lyrics to "Moose-Goosers", not to mention lyrics
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> HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
Okay.
(Audience claps out beat)
How about them moose goosers, ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks, goosin' them moose.
Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' then medley moose in they hiny.
Look at them moose goosers, ain't they dumb?
Some use an umberella, some use a thumb
Us two snooze goosers (maybe?), sneaking thru the woods,
Poking them snoozy moose in they goods.
How to be a moose gooser? It'll turn you puce (sp?)!
Get yer gooser loose and rouse a drowsy moose!
Chris Wolvie
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Dave Smith
>mi...@seq.uncwil.edu (milar andrea m) writes:
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All of these lyrics are exactly right except for one line:
>(Audience claps out beat)
>How about them moose goosers, ain't they recluse?
>Up in them boondocks, goosin' them moose.
>Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny,
>Goosin' then medley moose in they hiny.
>Look at them moose goosers, ain't they dumb?
>Some use an umberella, some use a thumb
>Us two snooze goosers (maybe?), sneaking thru the woods,
^^^^^^ Should be:
Them obtuse moose goosers sneaking...
