Parody of Ted Nugent's "Cat Scratch Fever"

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Here's the last one for today.

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-Rob
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The following is a parody of the Ted Nugent song "Cat Scratch Fever".

New lyrics written by me (Rob the Central Hockey League mailing list admin)
on January 24, 1995.

"Real Bad Fever"

School nurse says I have a cold,
called my Mom at home.
I hope she's comin' for me.
And I don't know where I got it but I sure got it good.
I'll prob'ly be sick a week.

I got a real bad fever.
Real bad fever..

Well, the guys know that I got it.
Man, I'm just ten years old.
I got it from some kiddie next door.
And I had to see a doctor and she gave me a cure.
I think I got it for sure.

I got a real bad fever.
Real bad fever..
I got a real bad fever.
Real bad fever..

It's nothin' dang'rous.
But I'm in pain.
I got to dr-dr-drain.
I know I got it and I'm goin' insane.
If things are startin'...dyin'..Die??
Oh, won't you ease my brain?

Well, I get my temperature with this thing in my hand,
and it works with mercury.
And I know just who to call when I need a helpin' hand.
She brings me vitamin C.

I got a real bad fever.
Real bad fever..
I got a real bad fever.
Real bad fever..

Real bad fever
Real bad fever
Real bad fever
Real bad fever
Real bad fever
Real bad fever

Yow yow-yow-yow-yow-yowww!!
Yow!!