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Brian Millham
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Little Green Lady
by Tom Lane
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I know this story sounds crazy
But this son-of-a-bitch is true
It happened to me in the woods one night
And it just might happen to you
Well I was drunk and lost in the country
Ridin' in my pickup truck
Two AM in the mornin'
And I didn't give a fuck
Then all of a sudden I heard this noise
And saw a light in the sky
And there was a flyin' saucer
Right before my eyes
It landed in the woods and blew down the trees
My pickup quit right there
And I got out all hypmotized
And all I could do was stare
Well I tried to run
But I couldn't
I was helpless as could be
And I saw this Little Green Lady
Commin' after me
She had blue hair and purple eyes
Skinny as a skeeter
She gave me a great big Martian grin
And said "Take me to your Peter"
I didn't want to piss her off
She had a raygun in her hand
So I dropped my pants to the ground
And Umm Man O Man
She couldn't have weighed more than 40 pounds
Stood about 4 foot 2
But that Little Green Bitch was out of this world
And I ain't shittin' you
Oh the Little Green Lady from Mars
Gave me a trip to the stars
I took her to my Peter
Never had nothin' sweeter
Than the Little Green Lady from Mars
Well the next thing I knew the sun was up
I was settin' behind the wheel
My pickup truck started right up
Like a brand new automobile
The trees in the woods
Were back in place
Like nothin had ever been there
I thought to my self
It was all a dream
Lord I declare
Well I found my way home
Pulled into the yard
And made a vow right then
Never to get so stinkin' drunk and hallucinate again
I was still kind of tired
When I walked in the house
So I thought I'd take a nap
But something froze me in my tracks
And I heard this awful ZAP
Well I tried to run
But I couldn't
I was helpless as could be
And I saw that Little Green Lady
Commin after me
Same blue hair and purple eyes
Skinny as a skeeter
She gave me that ole Martian grin
And said "Take me to your Peter"
I know this story sounds crazy
But this son-of-a-bitch is true
It happened to me
And it ain't no shittin' it just might happen to you
She couldn't have weighed more than 40 pounds
Never had nothin' sweeter
She was out of this world
And I'll never forget
Takin' her to my Peter
Oh the Little Green Lady from Mars
Gave me a trip to the stars
I took her to my Peter
Never had nothin' sweeter
Than the Little Green Lady from Mars
Oh the Little Green Lady from Mars
Gave me a trip to the stars
I took her to my Peter
It was mighty glad to meet her
The Little Green Lady from Mars
The Little Green Lady from Mars
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Brian Millham AT&T Bell Labs, Denver, Co. [...!att!drutx!review]
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