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> I'm looking for the words to the old Jerry Lewis routine that
> went "one hen, one hen two ducks, one hen two ducks three squawking geese,
etc.etc.etc"
Here are the lyrics, as performed by "Blue Chips"
One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four Limerick oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Alberzo's tweezers
Seven thousand Mascedonians in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine apathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity to
procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical spherical denizens of the deep who haul stall around the corner
of the quo of the quay of the queasy at the very same time
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One hen
Two ducks
Three squawking geese
Four limericking oysters
Five corpulent porpoises
Six pairs of Don Elveezer's [sic] tweezers
Seven thousand Arabian knights in full battle array
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient and sacred crypts of Egypt
Nine sympathetic apathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a
marked propensity toward procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical spherical diabolical denizens of the deep blue sea who
haul the stall at the corner of the key at the quivvy of the quo[?]
all at the same time
Eleven octopi with fungi their eye, who began to cry when they were
forced to leave their home, which was shaped like a dome, to
return to the surface world.
The subjects of Four and Five may be switched (four corpulent porpoises
is more alliterative, but doesn't sound quite correct) and I'm not sure
that Ten is quite right, since 'quivvy of the quo' makes little sense.
This series was used to torment rookies at camp. Older scouts would
call new scouts up and make them repeat the series, each time adding an item.
For a while, people came up with topical variations on the series, including
one that started 'One world, two superpowers, three billion people, etc.'
(I wish I could remember the rest). I also remember a variant based on
TV shows, and one based on the Miami Dolphins. Hope this helps,
Jeff
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In a previous article, es...@andrew.cmu.edu (Elliott Schiff) says:
>Here are the lyrics, as performed by "Blue Chips"
I've heard certain extra words in there, shown as **word**
>One hen
>Two ducks
>Three squawking geese
>Four Limerick oysters
>Five corpulent porpoises
>Six pairs of Don Alberzo's tweezers
>Seven thousand Mascedonians in full battle array
>Eight brass monkeys from the ancient sacred crypts of Egypt
>Nine apathetic **sympathetic** diabetic old men on roller skates with a
marked propensity to (toward?) procrastination and sloth
>Ten lyrical spherical **diabolical** denizens of the deep who haul stall around the corner
>of the quo of the quay of the queasy at the very same time **(all at the
same time)**
Or something like that...first saw King Jerry do it on a live HBO special
in the late 70's, then heard the F&E version on Dr D around 1981-2.
I'll have to see if any of my (infinitely more experienced than myself)
colleagues here in the radio/advertising industry can help me find the
manuscript for this, who knows...
Of course the object is to add the next line to the previous ones, a la "12
Days of Xmas", and as quickly and clearly as possible!
C
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the credits read *Special thanks to Jerry Lewis and Del Moore for the use
of The Tibetan Memory Trick*
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bml
I believe there is a tenth line, but I don't know it.
Best,
Douglas Adams
...oops, I forgot to mention that this was forwarded from alt.fan.douglas_adams,
not authored by me...