"He died with his ding-dong in his hand "

[john.blandino]

Help:

I was flipping through channels last night ( Thursday )
And I stopped on the Nashville Channel. Two men were singing this great song
About a man who was eating twinkees in his car, He crashed ......
and the chorus had the line " He died with his Ding Dong in his hand. "

A: Who was this ?

B: Is this song on an album ?

C: Will this show ( Whatever it was ) be re-run ?

I must learn this song
Can anybody help ????????

[DBRUM]

YOU'RE BEYOND HELP!!!!

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[Dave Kelly]

Yes! I can help! There are two men who sing this song, one is a white guy,
and the other is a fat indian man. They call themselves "Williams and
Ree" because that is their last names. They are also known affectionately
as "The white guy and the indian" They tour almost strictly in the Midwest,
and are very popular in South Dakota, from where they originate. They usually
do shows consisting of dementia/country music, and dry, funny humor mixed in.
They are VERY VERY funny!! I'm not sure if they have an album out, but if
I find out,I will post it here. I do know, however, that they did make a
movie which was played on South Dakota Public TV, and It was extremely
hilarious! If you want the addressof SDPTV, e-mail me, and I can give it
toyou so you can write them and find out if they would be willing to get
a copy for you...

[Dave Kelly]

Please Help!

I am looking for the lyrics to all the songs from the Doctor Demento 20th
Anniversary Album. If I can get them all,I will post them to the lyrics
server at cs.uwp.edu. I already have the lyrics for Existential Blues
(edit, sorry) And The ballad of Irving...If you have any lyrics to offer
me from this album, you can post them here, but I'd really prefer that you
e-mail them to me. When my colleciton is complete, I will upload it, and
it will be available via Anon FTP. Please donate to this cause!! Thanx!

[William Thomas]

[William Thomas]

[Kerry Go]

In article <10...@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dke...@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Dave Kelly) writes:
>Please Help!
>
>I am looking for the lyrics to all the songs from the Doctor Demento 20th
>Anniversary Album.

What songs are on the album? I don't have the album, but I might have some
lyrics to some of the songs.

[David C. Gregory]

I bought the 2-CD "album" a couple of days ago. Typing in all the lyrics to
all the songs would take approximately 4 days, 17 hours, 12 minutes..."THAT'S
ENOUGH, DATA!" I would be happy to type in the list of songs on each CD.
Here goes:

Disc One:

1) Delicious!- Jim Backus & friend
2) The Scotsman- Bryan Bowers
3) Junk Food Junkie- Larry Groce
4) Eat It-"Weird Al" Yankovic
5) Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavour- Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
6) Wet Dream- Kip Adotta
7) Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!-Allan Sherman
8) Wappin'- Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell
9) The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley
10) Monster Mash- Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers
11) Cocktails for Two- Spike Jones & His City Slickers
12) Transfusion- Nervous Norvus
13) Beep Beep- The Playmates
14) St. George and the Dragonet- Stan Freberg
15) Witch Doctor- The Music of David Seville
16) Gitarzan- Ray Stevens
17) Earache My Eye-Featuring Alice Bowie- Cheech&Chong
18) Dead Puppies- Ogden Edsl

Disc Two:

1) Dancin' Fool- Frank Zappa
2) Star Trekkin'- The Firm * (my personal favorite!)
3) The Time Warp- THe Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast
4) Masochism Tango- Tom Lehrer
5) The Homecoming Queen's got a Gun- Julie Brown
6) The Ballad of Irving- Frank Gallop
7) The Battle of Kookamonga- Homer and Jethro
8) King Tut- Steve Martin and the Toot Uncommons
9) Der Fuhrer's Face- Spike Jones & His City Slickers
10) Fish Heads- Barnes & Barnes
11) Poisoning Pigeons in the Park- Tom Lehrer
12) Sahra Cynthia Sulvia Stout Would Not take the Garbage Out- Shel Silverstein
13) The Cockroach that Ate Cincinatti- Rose & the Arrangement
14) Surfin' Bird- The Trashmen
15) Pencil Neck Geek- Freddie Blassie
16) Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head- The Frantics
17) Existential Blues- Tom "T-bone" Stankus
18) They're Coming to Take Me Away, HA-HAAA!- Napoleon XIV

Whew! Boy are my toes tired! This typing has exhausted me.

Oh, and if Rhino Records is somehow represented out there, you're welcome for
the free plug.

Dave Gregory

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[William Thomas]

On the first disc of the two disc collection:
1. Delicious!
2. The Scotsman Brian Bowers
3. Junk Food Junkie Larry Groce
4. Eat It "Weird Al" Yankovic
5. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor Lonnie Donnegan & His Skiffle Group
6. Wet Dream Kip Addotta
7. Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! Allan Sherman
8. Wappin' Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell
9. The Purple People Eater Sheb Wooley
10. Monster Mash Bobby "Boris" Pickett &The Crypt Kickers
11. Cocktails For Two Spike Jones and His City Slickers
12. Transfusion Nervous Norvus
13. Beep Beep The Playmates
14. St. George and the Dragonet Stan Freberg
15. Witch Doctor David Seville
16. Gitarzan Ray Stevens
17. Earache My Eye Cheech & Chong
18. Dead Puppies Ogden Edsl

On the second disc:

1. Dancin' Fool Frank Zappa
2. Star Trekkin' The Firm
3. The Time Warp Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast
4. Masochism Tango Tom Lehrer
5. The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun Julie Brown
6. The Ballad of Irving Frank Gallop
7. The Battle of Kookamonga Homer & Jethro
8. King Tut Steve Martin & the Toot Uncommons
9. Der Fuehrer's Face Spike Jones & his City Slickers
10. Fish Heads Barnes & Barnes
11. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Tom Lehrer
12. Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would .... Shel Silverstein
13. The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Rose & the Arrangement
14. Surfin' Bird The Trashmen
15. Pencil Neck Geek Freddie Blassie
16. Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head The Frantics
17. Existential Blues Tom "T-bone" Stankus
18. They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa! Napoleon XIV

There they are, I can give lyrics to a couple of them if you want me to.

[Kerry Go]

In article <1992Feb23.2...@sunb10.cs.uiuc.edu> dgre...@ziggy.cs.uiuc.edu (David C. Gregory) writes:
>
>I bought the 2-CD "album" a couple of days ago. Typing in all the lyrics to
>all the songs would take approximately 4 days, 17 hours, 12 minutes..."THAT'S
>ENOUGH, DATA!" I would be happy to type in the list of songs on each CD.

You might not have to *type* the lyrics in... you might be able to use a
scanner.

>1) Delicious!- Jim Backus & friend
>2) The Scotsman- Bryan Bowers

The lyrics to "The Scotsman" have been posted before. Someone should have
them. If not, remind me and I can send them to you.

>3) Junk Food Junkie- Larry Groce
>4) Eat It-"Weird Al" Yankovic

This song is already on the lyric server.

>5) Does Your Chewing Gum Lose its Flavour- Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group
>6) Wet Dream- Kip Adotta

This song has been posted before.

>7) Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh!-Allan Sherman
>8) Wappin'- Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell
>9) The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley
>10) Monster Mash- Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt Kickers
>11) Cocktails for Two- Spike Jones & His City Slickers
>12) Transfusion- Nervous Norvus
>13) Beep Beep- The Playmates
>14) St. George and the Dragonet- Stan Freberg
>15) Witch Doctor- The Music of David Seville
>16) Gitarzan- Ray Stevens
>17) Earache My Eye-Featuring Alice Bowie- Cheech&Chong
>18) Dead Puppies- Ogden Edsl
>
>Disc Two:
>
>1) Dancin' Fool- Frank Zappa
>2) Star Trekkin'- The Firm * (my personal favorite!)
>3) The Time Warp- THe Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast
>4) Masochism Tango- Tom Lehrer
>5) The Homecoming Queen's got a Gun- Julie Brown
>6) The Ballad of Irving- Frank Gallop

This songs has been posted pretty recently.

>7) The Battle of Kookamonga- Homer and Jethro
>8) King Tut- Steve Martin and the Toot Uncommons
>9) Der Fuhrer's Face- Spike Jones & His City Slickers
>10) Fish Heads- Barnes & Barnes
>11) Poisoning Pigeons in the Park- Tom Lehrer
>12) Sahra Cynthia Sulvia Stout Would Not take the Garbage Out- Shel Silverstein
>13) The Cockroach that Ate Cincinatti- Rose & the Arrangement
>14) Surfin' Bird- The Trashmen
>15) Pencil Neck Geek- Freddie Blassie
>16) Ti Kwan Leep/Boot to the Head- The Frantics
>17) Existential Blues- Tom "T-bone" Stankus
>18) They're Coming to Take Me Away, HA-HAAA!- Napoleon XIV

Does the CD itself come with the lyrics? If so, perhaps someone could get

[David C. Gregory]

In article <1992Feb24....@rice.edu> ker...@rice.edu (Kerry Go) writes:

" You might not have to *type* the lyrics in... you might be able to use a
" scanner.

Oh yeah, I think I left mine in my Porsche. :)

" Does the CD itself come with the lyrics?

Nope. They do come with a micro-history/background of selected songs and their
artists, along with some pictures. Dr. Demento's picture is even on the CD
itself.

Later...

Dave

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