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Wind up your computer, it's time once again for...
THE DR. DEMENTO REPORT-KSCI-FM 101.9 LOS ANGELES EDITION!
presented by your reporter with too much time on his hands, David Tanny,
who is not affilliated with the staff of Dr. D or its stations
Beaming from the Gene Autry radio station KSCA 101.9-FM in Glendale slash
South Burbank to San Diego, Santa Barbara and wherever else, Dr. Demento
dements Southern California every Sunday Night at 10pm on KSCA-FM 101.9 with
mad music and crazy comedy from out of the vaults and off the wall, rare
records and outrageous tapes from yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
The show on 11/20/94 is about Demented Movie Songs!
Hear this show nationally TBA. Some of the list may be altered then but you
get the idea.
This report brought to you by Paramouse Motion Pictures where you can see
the latest Star Trek sequel: "Star Trek and Star Trek the Next Generation
meet Star Wars" where the gang must deal with Darth Vader who breaks the time
barrier and joins their enemies: the Cardassians, Data must deal with the
bickering duo of R2D2 and C3PO, Luke Skywalker has fun with beaming up and
down, and Princess Lea gets jealous when Hans Solo falls for the Betazoid
Deanna as they romp in the airlock. Then stay tuned for "Ernest Gets Laid".
Too small for the TV, too big for the screen, see it wherever you can!
Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish friends November 28-Dec 5. Did anyone
ever do an "Eight Days of Hanukkah"-style parody of "12 Days of Xmas" on Dr.
D? There's an idea for you to explore.
This report is dedicated to the memory of Cab "Minnie the Moocher"
Calloway, a top bandleader who sang and danced, who left us Nov 18 but left
us with all the contributions he made to the world of jazz.
for those outside the KSCA signal area as always...
SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!
And away we go...
"The Galaxy Song", by Eric Idle from the Monty Python movie "The Meaning of
Life"
"The Thanksgiving Song", a Thanksgiving song by Adam Sandler from his CD
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
"Minnie the Moocher (Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho)", from 1931 by Cab Calloway who
sang it 1000s of times. A remake by Cab is found on "The Blues Brothers
Original Soundtrack Recording" starring Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi
"White Collar Hollar", by Stan Rogers
"(G$%-D#@& I Hate) Microsoft Word", by Paul Anderson (hey, stop taking the
Lord's name in vain, this isn't HBO!) Anyway, he's at Roach Motel Records,
5440 Southeast 41st, Portland, OR 97202
"Ajax Liquor Store", by Hudson and Landry from 1971, one of the last
spoken word hits.
"I Live in a Split Level Head", by Napoleon XIV and Napoleon XIV
"The Day I Tried to Teach Charlene McKenzie How To Drive", by Ray Stevens
from his CD "I Never Made a Record I Didn't Like"
"Traffic Lights", by Monty Python
"Psycho Chicken" (what the @#$%!), by The Fools
"What Ever Happened To Old Jack?", made in 1949 by Freddie Slack and His
Band with vocalist Bobby Troup and Phil Gordon with Freddie's fine blues
piano
"Just Because You're You", by The Duh
"Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie", by The Cryptkeeper from his CD
"Tales of the Crypt Christmas CD". Have yourself a scary little Xmas!
"Good Old Days", 70s mellow rock style by Weird Al Yankovic from the "Even
Worse" CD
Let's go to the movies!
"Lydia", by Groucho Marx from the 1939 movie "The Marx Brothers At the
Circus"
"When I See An Elephant Fly", by a group of crows from the "Dumbo" movie
1941 aka the voices of Cliff Edwards "Jiminy Cricket" as the lead with The
Paul Johnson Choir
"?", a 1930 tune redone by The Beau-Hunks "The Beau-Hunks play Little
Rascals Music" CD, it's a fox trot complete with a nice jazz trumpet solo
Other songs done by The Beau-Hunks follow which I cannot name nor did the
doctor
"Good Old Days (The Little Rascals Theme)", by The Beau-Hunks from the CD
"The Beau-Hunks play Little Rascals Music" CD
"Knights of the Round Table", by Monty Python from the movie "Monty
Python and the Holy Grail"
"Reefer man", from 1932 by Cab Calloway. Los Angelesians in the 70s made
it popular given the drug angle of this song.
"On The Good Ship Lollipop", by Shirley Temple who was the most popular
box office star in America at the age of 6-9. It's from the 1934 movie
"Bright Eyes"
"Sweet Transvestite", by Tim Curry from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Audience Participation Album". I'll never say "TV Guide" with a straight
face ever again.
"The French Mistake", by Mel Brooks from the movie "Blazing Saddles"
"The Dentist Song", by Steve Martin from the 1986 movie "Little Shop of
Horrors" with Bill Murray as the Patient.
"Loving You is Surfing You", by the late Rap Wrightlinger
EXTRA: "I am My Dad", by The Electric Bonsai Band from the CD "But I'm
Happy Now"
EXTRA: "Bad Haircut", by Wally Pleasant on the 1994 Demento Society CD
FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER!
FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER!
LAST CHANCE!
FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER!
L.A. Funny Five for 11/20/94 time!
#5: "Let's Blow Up the Tow Truck", by Krypton
#4: "The Curly Shuffle", by Jump in the Saddle
#3: "Cow Patty", by Jim Stafford from the Clint Eastwood movie "Any Which
Way You Can" with an orangutang
#2: "Pencil Neck Geek", by Freddie Blassie
#1: "Wet Dream", by Kip Adotta
Next week on the KSCA-FM 101.9 LA Dr. Demento...
Outer Space dementia!
The Dr. D "Coming Up" tag is at the end of the National Edition report plus
Whimsical Will's Demented News from USA transcript.
Whimsical Will's Demented News from KSCA for 11/20/94:
This is one of those news stories you just can't make up. Three inmates
in a Conway Arkansas prison used the wheelbarrel playing piece out of a
Monopoly set to break out of jail. According to deputy sheriff Jim Wooley,
the men used the wheelbarrel to remove tamper-resistant screws on air-duct
coverings at the Faulkner County jail. Well, it's true. The inmates then
lowered themselves three stories to the ground using tied-up bed sheets. I
guess the rope from Clue wasn't in their toy box. A prison break using a
Monopoly playing piece, huh! Now, say the punch line with me...
"I guess they must have lost their 'Get Out Of Jail Free' Card!"
The Flying El-vii is suing The Flying Elvises for the right to go out in
Elvis costumes and dive out of airplanes. Flying El-vii manager Richard
Feeney claims he was marketing the concept long before The Flying Elvises
formed. But The Flying Elvises say they have an exclusive agreement with
The Presley Estate and that credit should go to the 1992 movie "Honeymoon in
Vegas" which features sky-diving Elvises, or Elvii, or whatever.
I tell you, I'm crazy from all this. Our children are doing drugs in the
street, nobody can find a steady job, the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
and we're preoccupied with Flying Elvii. Where's my wheelbarrel? Let me out
of here, I can't take it anymore! I gotta get out my Kristy and Jimmy
McNichol album and relax...
K & J McNichol singing: "We don't care what people say, rock and roll is
here to stay..."
Ahhhh, that's better.
Speaking of music and its charms, a report earlier this year hearled a
university study claiming that listening to Mozart may temporarily elevate
the listener's I.Q. Now comes disturbing word that an earful of Obvobner can
be fatal. The Copennaugen Zoo reports that a six-year-old ocopy collapsed
and died shortly after members of the royal theater began singing selections
from Obvobner opera in a nearby park. A Zoo spokesman attributed the
animals' demise to opera-related stress. You know about opera-related
stress, don't you? And one of the leading symptoms is ... "Die R Rhea". It's
a form of "Classical gas"! I don't get it.
til' Next week
d.t.
Wind up your computer, it's time once again for...
THE DR. DEMENTO REPORT-KSCI-FM 101.9 LOS ANGELES EDITION!
presented by your reporter with too much time on his hands, David Tanny,
who is not affilliated with the staff of Dr. D or its stations
Beaming from the Gene Autry radio station KSCA 101.9-FM in Glendale slash
South Burbank to San Diego, Santa Barbara and wherever else, Dr. Demento
dements Southern California every Sunday Night at 10pm on KSCA-FM 101.9 with
mad music and crazy comedy from out of the vaults and off the wall, rare
records and outrageous tapes from yesterday, today, and tomorrow!
The show on 11/20/94 is about Demented Movie Songs!
Hear this show nationally TBA. Some of the list may be altered then but you
get the idea.
This report brought to you by Paramouse Motion Pictures where you can see
the latest Star Trek sequel: "Star Trek and Star Trek the Next Generation
meet Star Wars" where the gang must deal with Darth Vader who breaks the time
barrier and joins their enemies: the Cardassians, Data must deal with the
bickering duo of R2D2 and C3PO, Luke Skywalker has fun with beaming up and
down, and Princess Lea gets jealous when Hans Solo falls for the Betazoid
Deanna as they romp in the airlock. Then stay tuned for "Ernest Gets Laid".
Too small for the TV, too big for the screen, see it wherever you can!
Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish friends November 28-Dec 5. Did anyone
ever do an "Eight Days of Hanukkah"-style parody of "12 Days of Xmas" on Dr.
D? There's an idea for you to explore.
This report is dedicated to the memory of Cab "Minnie the Moocher"
Calloway, a top bandleader who sang and danced, who left us Nov 18 but left
us with all the contributions he made to the world of jazz.
for those outside the KSCA signal area as always...
SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!
And away we go...
"The Galaxy Song", by Eric Idle from the Monty Python movie "The Meaning of
Life"
"The Thanksgiving Song", a Thanksgiving song by Adam Sandler from his CD
"They're All Gonna Laugh At You!"
"Minnie the Moocher (Heidi Heidi Heidi Ho)", from 1931 by Cab Calloway who
sang it 1000s of times. A remake by Cab is found on "The Blues Brothers
Original Soundtrack Recording" starring Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi
"White Collar Hollar", by Stan Rogers
"(G$%-D#@& I Hate) Microsoft Word", by Paul Anderson (hey, stop taking the
Lord's name in vain, this isn't HBO!) Anyway, he's at Roach Motel Records,
5440 Southeast 41st, Portland, OR 97202
"Ajax Liquor Store", by Hudson and Landry from 1971, one of the last
spoken word hits.
"I Live in a Split Level Head", by Napoleon XIV and Napoleon XIV
"The Day I Tried to Teach Charlene McKenzie How To Drive", by Ray Stevens
from his CD "I Never Made a Record I Didn't Like"
"Traffic Lights", by Monty Python
"Psycho Chicken" (what the @#$%!), by The Fools
"What Ever Happened To Old Jack?", made in 1949 by Freddie Slack and His
Band with vocalist Bobby Troup and Phil Gordon with Freddie's fine blues
piano
"Just Because You're You", by The Duh
"Deck the Halls with Parts of Charlie", by The Cryptkeeper from his CD
"Tales of the Crypt Christmas CD". Have yourself a scary little Xmas!
"Good Old Days", 70s mellow rock style by Weird Al Yankovic from the "Even
Worse" CD
Let's go to the movies!
"Lydia", by Groucho Marx from the 1939 movie "The Marx Brothers At the
Circus"
"When I See An Elephant Fly", by a group of crows from the "Dumbo" movie
1941 aka the voices of Cliff Edwards "Jiminy Cricket" as the lead with The
Paul Johnson Choir
"?", a 1930 tune redone by The Beau-Hunks "The Beau-Hunks play Little
Rascals Music" CD, it's a fox trot complete with a nice jazz trumpet solo
Other songs done by The Beau-Hunks follow which I cannot name nor did the
doctor
"Good Old Days (The Little Rascals Theme)", by The Beau-Hunks from the CD
"The Beau-Hunks play Little Rascals Music" CD
"Knights of the Round Table", by Monty Python from the movie "Monty
Python and the Holy Grail"
"Reefer man", from 1932 by Cab Calloway. Los Angelesians in the 70s made
it popular given the drug angle of this song.
"On The Good Ship Lollipop", by Shirley Temple who was the most popular
box office star in America at the age of 6-9. It's from the 1934 movie
"Bright Eyes"
"Sweet Transvestite", by Tim Curry from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Audience Participation Album". I'll never say "TV Guide" with a straight
face ever again.
"The French Mistake", by Mel Brooks from the movie "Blazing Saddles"
"The Dentist Song", by Steve Martin from the 1986 movie "Little Shop of
Horrors" with Bill Murray as the Patient.
"Loving You is Surfing You", by the late Rap Wrightlinger
EXTRA: "I am My Dad", by The Electric Bonsai Band from the CD "But I'm
Happy Now"
EXTRA: "Bad Haircut", by Wally Pleasant on the 1994 Demento Society CD
FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER!
FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER!
LAST CHANCE!
FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER! FUNNY FIVE SPOILER!
L.A. Funny Five for 11/20/94 time!
#5: "Let's Blow Up the Tow Truck", by Krypton
#4: "The Curly Shuffle", by Jump in the Saddle
#3: "Cow Patty", by Jim Stafford from the Clint Eastwood movie "Any Which
Way You Can" with an orangutang
#2: "Pencil Neck Geek", by Freddie Blassie
#1: "Wet Dream", by Kip Adotta
Next week on the KSCA-FM 101.9 LA Dr. Demento...
Outer Space dementia!
The Dr. D "Coming Up" tag is at the end of the National Edition report plus
Whimsical Will's Demented News from USA transcript.
Whimsical Will's Demented News from KSCA for 11/20/94:
This is one of those news stories you just can't make up. Three inmates
in a Conway Arkansas prison used the wheelbarrel playing piece out of a
Monopoly set to break out of jail. According to deputy sheriff Jim Wooley,
the men used the wheelbarrel to remove tamper-resistant screws on air-duct
coverings at the Faulkner County jail. Well, it's true. The inmates then
lowered themselves three stories to the ground using tied-up bed sheets. I
guess the rope from Clue wasn't in their toy box. A prison break using a
Monopoly playing piece, huh! Now, say the punch line with me...
"I guess they must have lost their 'Get Out Of Jail Free' Card!"
The Flying El-vii is suing The Flying Elvises for the right to go out in
Elvis costumes and dive out of airplanes. Flying El-vii manager Richard
Feeney claims he was marketing the concept long before The Flying Elvises
formed. But The Flying Elvises say they have an exclusive agreement with
The Presley Estate and that credit should go to the 1992 movie "Honeymoon in
Vegas" which features sky-diving Elvises, or Elvii, or whatever.
I tell you, I'm crazy from all this. Our children are doing drugs in the
street, nobody can find a steady job, the Earth is gonna crash into the sun,
and we're preoccupied with Flying Elvii. Where's my wheelbarrel? Let me out
of here, I can't take it anymore! I gotta get out my Kristy and Jimmy
McNichol album and relax...
K & J McNichol singing: "We don't care what people say, rock and roll is
here to stay..."
Ahhhh, that's better.
Speaking of music and its charms, a report earlier this year hearled a
university study claiming that listening to Mozart may temporarily elevate
the listener's I.Q. Now comes disturbing word that an earful of Obvobner can
be fatal. The Copennaugen Zoo reports that a six-year-old ocopy collapsed
and died shortly after members of the royal theater began singing selections
from Obvobner opera in a nearby park. A Zoo spokesman attributed the
animals' demise to opera-related stress. You know about opera-related
stress, don't you? And one of the leading symptoms is ... "Die R Rhea". It's
a form of "Classical gas"! I don't get it.
til' Next week
d.t.
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