The Official George W. Bush Inaugural Song
The Real Slim Shady
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(Sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies themesong)
"Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush
He drank like a fish while he drove all about
But that didn't matter ,cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is....Criminal Record....Cover-Up
Well the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail
He spends all his time hanging out with student folk
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.....White Gold...Nose Candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam
Kin folks say "George stay at home with mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is....Country Clubs.....Nose Candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is Lord
He said "Now the White House is the place I wanna be"
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun Owners, that is......Falwell...Jesse Helms.
Come November 7 the election ran late
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those stupid folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is......Duval County....Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in
Told all the voters, "Hey, we want George to win"
"Stop counting Votes!" was their solemn invocation
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is....Illegitimate......No Moral Authority.
Y'all come vote, now. Ya hear?
Kimba W. Lion
>He can't spell his name but they never let him fail
>He spends all his time hanging out with student folk
>And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
>Blow, that is.....White Gold...Nose Candy.
I think somebody got the incoming President confused with
the outgoing President.
MIghty lame. If this is the best anti-Bush stuff they can come up with, he
must be a pretty decent guy.
Gregg Holmes
> MIghty lame. If this is the best anti-Bush stuff they can come up with, he
> must be a pretty decent guy.
Alcoholic coke whore = decent guy?
Kimba W. Lion
Sorry, I forgot that some people don't realize the song is based on lies and
gross misrepresentation of facts.
The Real Slim Shady
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> >Blow, that is.....White Gold...Nose Candy.
>
> I think somebody got the incoming President confused with
> the outgoing President.
I think you're a (lying-type) propaganda-artist working for the "vast
right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton). What President Clinton
supposedly did was smoke pot. What President-elect 'D Dubya I' failed to
deny, is that he used cocaine.
Stan,
http://stansqncrs.8m.com/
The Real Slim Shady
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> Alcoholic coke whore = decent guy?
'D Dubya I' is/was a whore? First I heard of it.
Stan,
http://stansqncrs.8m.com/
The Real Slim Shady
> Sorry, I forgot that some people don't realize the song is based on lies
and
> gross misrepresentation of facts.
Please explain.
marika5000
that would make a pretty good landover T shirt slogan.
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Gregg Holmes <gregg...@cs.com> wrote in message
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The Real Slim Shady
> Sounds like all the guys I date.
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> Jennifer
Jenny! You changed your number again! You gotta stop doing that! ;-)
Stan
Steve
Clinton and weed.
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diehard Yankees, Rangers, Jets, and Knicks fan (GO NY!)
diehard Simpsons fan
diehard afm-ps fan - 70.6%!
"You can't spell 'dishonorable' without 'honorable.'" - Homer Simpson
UCFMSMTRSHTOAH, UC2CTM, UCCPAAM, UCLRM, UCASGM
Not yet UCtHM
Steve
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At least he failed to deny it, which is better than Clinton's
rationalizations.
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diehard Yankees, Rangers, Jets, and Knicks fan (GO NY!)
diehard Simpsons fan
diehard afm-ps fan - 70.6%!
"You can't spell 'dishonorable' without 'honorable.'" - Homer Simpson
UCFMSMTRSHTOAH, UC2CTM, UCCPAAM, UCLRM, UCASGM
Not yet UCtHM
And I still say Powell should be president.
The Real Slim Shady
> > >
> > > I think somebody got the incoming President confused with
> > > the outgoing President.
> >
> > I think you're a (lying-type) propaganda-artist working for the "vast
> > right-wing conspiracy" (First Lady Hillary Clinton). What President
Clinton
> > supposedly did was smoke pot. What President-elect 'D Dubya I' failed
to
> > deny, is that he used cocaine.
>
> rationalizations.
And Gore admitted he smoked, yet he's not gonna be President anytime soon.
Seems to me that President Clinton did the rational thing.
Stan
Larry Shackley
Willy was a rapist?
- L
Steve
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No, Monica did the rational thing, because she's the successful one.
She never denied anything, never felt guilty about it, just moved on and
became a European celebrity.
The Real Slim Shady
> She never denied anything, never felt guilty about it, just moved on and
> became a European celebrity.
IMHO, Monica was a plant (ie; entrapment) sent in by the Republicans.
Stan
PeterTHX
"The Real Slim Shady" <sigo...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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Even so, he didn't have to do it. Monica didn't have him at gunpoint, did
she?
The Real Slim Shady
> >
>
> Even so, he didn't have to do it. Monica didn't have him at gunpoint, did
> she?
All women have men at gunpoint, so to say, IMHO.
Stan
Shane
You see, this is why we should not discuss politics here. This shows the abject
stupidity...the absolute abscence of intelligence in whomever this idiot is. The
Lewinsky family are not only hardline decxomcrats, but long time liberals and clinton
supporters who have given quite lot to the cause. Her parents would be more embarrassed
that you said that she was a Republican operative than a democrat whore.
shane
The Real Slim Shady
news:3A6A6580...@uakron.edu...
What school is that you're posting from, University of Akron?
You've never heard of a kid that became something politically opposite of
what that kid's parents were? What planet do you live in?
Jeremy Steinberg
"PeterTHX" <pete...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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The Real Slim Shady
news:94j9fk$mig$1...@news.duke.edu... [SNIP!]
How long have you worked (for the "vast right-wing conspiracy" (Senator
Clinton)) at Duke?
D.J.
lcsha...@cs.comblahblah (Larry Shackley) wrote:
[]Yes...and let's see...wasn't GeorgeW an alcoholic about the same time Slick
[]Willy was a rapist?
George W refuses to answer any drug questions. The 'cocaine thing'
in particular.
JimP.
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