Song Lyrics From Hell
A Hideously Aggressive BFG
>spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>>A Hideously Aggressive BFG <ba...@iastate.edu> wrote:
>>>ad...@irvine.com (Adam Beneschan) writes:
>>>>jka...@TrentU.CA (-jk) writes:
>>>>> spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>>>>> >John Finkbiner <jfin...@cc.swarthmore.edu> wrote:
>>>>> >>ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) wrote:
>>>>> >>> ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>>>> >>> >ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>>>> >>> >>
>>>>> >>> >>At the Copa
>>>>> >>> >>Copa Cabana
>>>>> >>> >>The hottest spot north of Havana...
>>>>> >>> >
>>>>> >>> >Shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Just can't shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Just can't shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Just can't shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Shake your love
>>>>> >>> >Just can't shake your love
>>>>> >>> >etc...
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>> Celebrate good times
>>>>> >>> Come on <whoo hoo>
>>>>> >>> Celebrate good times
>>>>> >>> Come on <whoo hoo>
>>>>> >>> Celebrate good times
>>>>> >>> Come on <whoo hoo>
>>>>> >>> etc...
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>I've got my mind set on you
>>>>> >>etc...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Do it
>>>>> >Do it
>>>>> >Do it
>>>>> >Do the Hustle!
>>>>> >Do the Hustle!
>>>>> >Do the Hustle!
>>>>> >... etc ...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> * "Last night I dreamt of San Pedro.." and then, I think, although I could
>>>>> be wrong: "Young girl with eye like potaoe." - Madonna, "La Isla Bonita"
>>>>
>>>>> * Ya, the do-ron-ron,
>>>>> the do-ron-ron-ron, the do-ron-ron...
>>>>
>>>>> * Ya, it's gonna take money, a whole lot of spending money,
>>>>> to do it right, child, to do it to do it to do it to do it to do it right
>>>>> now...
>>>>
>>>>> * Kiss that frog! {watch it, pal}
>>>>
>>>>The lyrics to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":
>>>>
>>>>(something) (something) a (something)
>>>>(something) (something) (something) her (something)
>>>>(something) (unintelligible) (something)
>>>>when (something) the (something)
>>>>
>>>>Refrain:
>>>>(unintelligible) (unintelligible) (something) (something)
>>>>(something)
>>>>(unintelligible)
>>>
>>>The turban is not for sale
>>>The turban is not for sale
>>>How many times have I told you guys
>>>The turban is not for sale.
>>
>>MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
>>All that sweet green icing running down
>>Someone left the cake out in the rain
>>And I don't know if I can take it
>>Cause it took so long to bake it
>>That I'll never see that recipe again.........
>
>I'm not aware of too many things
>I know what I know
>If you know what I mean
>Dooo yaaa...
'Cause that's the way
Uhh huhh Uhh huhh
I like it
Uhh huhh Uhh huhh
'Cause that's the way
Uhh huhh Uhh huhh
I like it
Uhh huhh Uhh huhh
tjr...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
will always love
yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhh
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
will always love
yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
Tim Raebig
Great
thread!!
Dianne Hackborn
Louie Louie, oh baby! We gotta go.
Yaaa yaa yaa yaa yaa yaa
Louie Louie, oh Louie! We gotta go.
Yaaa yaa yaa yaa yaa yaa
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Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa
rebecca brynteson
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary love
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary love
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary love
Na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goodbye
also all of the lyrics to the classic Vicki Lawrence song
"The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia"
(Too lengthy and too ridiculous to add here, although I will upon
request)
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a vir-her-her-her-gin
When your heart beats
Next to mi-i-i-i-i-ine
Who-o-o-o-o-oa
Yeah!
Erotic
Erotic
put your hands all over my body
Erotic
erotic
put your hands all over my body
(something) Mack is a detective down on Texas
(stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp)
You know he knows exactly what the facts is
He's not gonna let those two escape justice
He makes his living off of other people's taxes
Go on take the money and run
hoo hoo hoo
etc.
I'm gonna keep drinking till I cain't move a toe
Cuz then maybe my heart won't hurt me so...
(A Tear ineer by Hank Williams)
J Christopher Clarke
Give us your children, they'll burn.
You could refuse, but you'd lose your spine??
(something from "mob rules" B.S.)
Dianne Hackborn
Flash! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
King of the universe!
Flash! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He'll save every one of us!
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Oregon State University stick conducts his business." -- Frank Zappa
Todd D. Taft
Please don't crosspost to the Dave Barry group.
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Chris P. Mezzolesta
In a previous article, ta...@cs.unc.edu (Todd D. Taft) says:
>This thread has absolutely nothing to do with Dave "The Man" Barry.
>Please don't crosspost to the Dave Barry group.
If I'm not mistaken, this thread was begun in the Dave Barry group and
crossposted here, due to his "worst songs of all time" columns.
But while we're on the subject (for all groups here) can we please learn to
EDIT and not OVERQUOTE???? Check the last messages in this thread! I have
skipped the last 6-8 messages in the thread because they are nothing but
quotes of previous messages (8-10!!!) with 1 or 2 lines added by the new
author.
Folks, this is a waste of time, please when you're using auto-reply, PLEASE
edit the quoted message and don't include the whole damn thing, OK???
Just my 50th of a dollar. Stay demented or stay dave'd, whatever..
Chris
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Patrick Geraghty
Todd D. Taft <ta...@cs.unc.edu> wrote:
>This thread has absolutely nothing to do with Dave "The Man" Barry.
>Please don't crosspost to the Dave Barry group.
I heartily agree.
AND...I'll delete alt.fa.dave-barry from the header!
Thanks, but no thanks.
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Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye!
(do I win?)
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Dave Palmer
Don't tell my heart
My Achy Breaky Heart
I just don't think he'd understand
And if you tell my heart
My Achy Breaky Heart
He might blow up and kill this man
I know you were trying to give me
The best of your love
Oh, sweet darling
The best of your love
--Dave Palmer
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"But as you all know, and as fate would have it, I didn't die.
I landed on the top of a police car. And he died. ... You gotta sing
it with that kind of enthusiasm. Like you just squashed a cop..."
Arlo Guthrie
Harlan Freilicher
I said Na.
Na na na na.
Na na na na na na na na na na na.
Na na na na.
I said Na.
Na na na na.
Na na na na na na na na na na na.
Na na na na.
Etc...
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy it hurts.
I'm too sexy for my cat.
Too sexy for my cat.
What you think about that?
I'm too sexy for my microwave...
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Chipmunk
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
I'm gonna be your number one...
...repeat ad nauseum...
Ronald
Steven Chai
Hell by Harlan Freilicher@acpub.
> Too sexy for my shirt.
> So sexy it hurts.
> I'm too sexy for my cat.
> Too sexy for my cat.
> What you think about that?
> I'm too sexy for my microwave...
>
Oh, yeah I completely forgot about that one. In fact, I wish we ALL
could forget that one! It really took a genius to make up those lyrics,
eh?
From Heck by Elliott Sch...@andrew.cm
> The correct version (as sung by the Dickies on their
> Killer Klowns from Outer Space album) is:
>
> Eep Opp Ork uh huh
> Eep Opp Ork uh huh
> Eep Opp Ork uh huh
> And that means I love you
>
> Now Eep Opp Ork means I love you
> (Eep Opp Ork)
>
From Heck by Dabe "Dabe" Mur...@cs.um
> Originally:
>
> Jet Screamer, Screamer, Screamer
> You're a Dreamer, Dreamer, Dreamer
>
> Dabe
>
> I watch entirely too much TeeVee...
>
Thank you.
Graham Hubert Freeman
>J Christopher Clarke <jcl...@teal.csn.org> wrote:
>| hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door
dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta!
dardi'adardi'adardi'ada-da-da
dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta!
dardi'adardi'adardi'ada-da-da
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Thomas Arneberg {x66642 CF/DEV}
>> The correct version (as sung by the Dickies on their
>> Killer Klowns from Outer Space album) is:
>>
>> Eep Opp Ork uh huh
>> Eep Opp Ork uh huh
>> Eep Opp Ork uh huh
>> And that means I love you
>>
>> Now Eep Opp Ork means I love you
>> (Eep Opp Ork)
I saw this song on a Jetsons show when I was a kid...now I sing it
to my kids!
I had no idea it was a "real" song...I thought they made it up for
the show.
Thanks for posting it,
- Tom A.
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History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of man:
Godzilla!
Elliott Schiff
Hell Rob Harri...@leo.bsuvc (3488)
Free, free, set them free
Free, free, set them free.....
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Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Fly a jumbo jet and then
Bury all your clothes
Paint you left knee green
And extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith....
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>>| will always love
>>| yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhh
>>| IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>| will always love
>>| yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
>>
>>Louie Louie, oh baby! We gotta go.
>>Yaaa yaa yaa yaa yaa yaa
>>Louie Louie, oh Louie! We gotta go.
>>Yaaa yaa yaa yaa yaa yaa
>>
>etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,
Duh duh duh da
duh duh duh da
Duh duh duh dut da duh duh duh
Duh duh duh da
duh duh duh da
Duh duh duh dut da duh duh duh
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Mr. Duality
De do do do,
De da da da,
That's all I want to say to you.
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Dabe Dabe Murphy
In article <2bp87q$v...@titan.ucs.umass.edu> spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>
> De do do do,
> De da da da,
> That's all I want to say to you.
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
[this song]
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
[this song]
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
[this song]
I can't, I can't, I can't stand
can't stand losing you
[this damned song]
Dabe
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lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
Time for a Cool Change had some fellow thinking
he was
the brother of a whale.
Rohb
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I wear my sunglasses at night.
So I can; so I can
See all my visions of you.
Catbutt
Isaac Memmen
Ba ba ba ba baby
Don't forget my number
Girl you know it's true
ooh ooh ooh I love you
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Yummy yummy yummy,
I've got love in my tummy,
And I feel like lovin' you!
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Dan Harkless
That sounds pretty cool, actually. What's that?
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Dan Harkless
Mr. Duality <spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu> wrote:
>
>De do do do,
>De da da da,
>That's all I want to say to you.
No, no, no. Those aren't stupid lyrics. This came up once before,
when the Dave was doing his Worst Song survey. The whole point of those lines
is that Sting is so overwhelmed by love for the woman being addressed that he
can't even speak intelligently - he just wants to talk baby talk. Plus, that
song also includes such memorable lines as
<shoot, can't remember the preceding line>
Their logic ties me up and rapes me
Not stupid.
Fozzie Bear
Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>In article <1993Nov10.0...@nmt.edu>,
>Matthew Goolsby <cat...@nmt.edu> wrote:
>I've got love in my tummy,
>And I feel like lovin' you!
>
Please don't go
Please don't go
(repeat ad nauseum)
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>"Blinded by the Light" by (insert name here) had wierd, unitelligible
>lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
>
>Time for a Cool Change had some fellow thinking
>he was
>the brother of a whale.
>
of any off the top of my head but it's basically 'teapot banana lion tiger
unicorn' type stuff. Well weird.
Mike
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baby baby baby
ba-ba-ba baby
baby baby baby
ba-ba-ba baby
baby baby baby
baby baby baby
baby baby baby
baby baby baby
En Vogue? Salt 'n Pepa?
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>In article <9NOV1993...@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
>Subvert the Dominant Paradigm! (301) 513-7769 <isaa...@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>How about:
>>
>>History shows again and again
>>How nature points up the folly of man:
>>Godzilla!
>
> That sounds pretty cool, actually. What's that?
>
unsurprisingly, "Godzilla", but unfortunately I don't remember the name
of the group.
Chris P. Mezzolesta
In a previous article, p...@jaameri.gsfc.nasa.gov (patrick m. ryan) says:
>baby baby baby
>baby baby baby
>baby baby baby
>baby baby baby
>
>En Vogue? Salt 'n Pepa?
James Brown. In which case they're not stupid. YEOW!!!
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>lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
>
"Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
Was that Manfred Mann?
>Time for a Cool Change had some fellow thinking
>he was
>the brother of a whale.
>
You are so beautiful, to me
can't you see
You're everything I hoped for
You're everything I need
[repeat a million times in different order and stuff)
paul
Dave Johnson
>In article <9NOV1993...@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
>Subvert the Dominant Paradigm! (301) 513-7769 <isaa...@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov> wrote:
>>How about:
>>
>>History shows again and again
>>How nature points up the folly of man:
>>Godzilla!
>
> That sounds pretty cool, actually. What's that?
How sad it is to see the education of these youngsters so incomplete.
Such ignorance of the classics!
"Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult
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Woman!
Do ya do ya want my mind?
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Do ya do ya want my life?
Come on yah!
Do ya do ya want my love?
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PSYCHOMACHIA
>lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
It was Manfred Mann, and I think it was
"Blinded by the Light,
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."
However, the lyrics do qualify as demented:
"Now Scott with his slingshot finally found a tender spot to throw his lover
in the sand.
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said "Daddy's within earshot. Save the
buckshot, turn up the band."
>Time for a Cool Change had some fellow thinking
>he was
>the brother of a whale.
>
>Rohb
as always, Psychomachia - ja...@auvax1.adelphi.edu
>
patrick m. ryan
Here's something a little more current:
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
Jaime Gutierrez
>In article <1993Nov6.1...@ultb.isc.rit.edu>,
> <tjr...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu> wrote:
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
-The Beatles, White Album
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(the band, not the fat guy)! Don't ask me about my future! lava lamps..."
Jaime Gutierrez
>"Blinded by the Light" by (insert name here) had wierd, unitelligible
>lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
>
>Time for a Cool Change had some fellow thinking
>he was
>the brother of a whale.
>
>Rohb
>
That was Manfred Mann, if I'm not mistaken. Also, The lyric is
"...revved up like a deuce...", not "...wrapped up like a douche..." as some
people like to sing.
Blain Nelson
>"Blinded by the Light" by (insert name here) had wierd, unitelligible
>lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
Written by Bruce Springsteen as I recall. Done (better) by Manfred Mann's
Earth Band.
>Time for a Cool Change had some fellow thinking
>he was
>the brother of a whale.
Don't forget the albatross, now.
Steve Kovner
>
> Here's something a little more current:
>
> I would do anything for love
> I would do anything for love
> But I won't do that
>
> --
Or also from the MeatLoaf album, and a runner-up for one of the worst
song titles of all time:
Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are
(repeated about 16 times) (and yes, this is the song title)
--
Steve Kovner
Adam Beneschan
I've never gonna do it
without the fez on, oh yeah
They'll never make me do it
without the fez on, oh yeah
Jodi Giannini
I'm gonna f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k You!
Yeah...
F**k, f**k, f**k You!
Chorus to "Big Dumb Sex" by Soundgarden
Jodi "f**k who?" G.
--
*---Jodi Giannini (gian...@nova.umd.edu)---*
--Ask me about the rec.pets.birds faq--
Ross Huitt
Blue Oyster Cult. Get the live version. The studio version is pretty low on slack.
-ross
-jk
* no no
no no no no
no no no no
no no no no no no (some current dance tune?!)
* pump up the volume
pump up the volume
pump up the volume
dance dance... etc
Matthew Lee
And if you like to tell me maybe, just go ahead now
And if you want to be my baby, just go ahead now
And if you want to buy me flowers, just go ahead now
And if that lemon tastes too sour, just go ahead now
And if your car has no power, just go ahead now
And if you need to take a shower just go ahead now
And if you want some Cauliflower, just go ahead now
And if you think that im a coward, just go ahead now
And if you spill a bag of flour, just go ahead now
And if you like your music louder, just go ahead now
And if you like to repeat lyrics for an hour, just go ahead now...
Etc...
Etc...
/\/\ a t t
------------
ml...@umr.edu
Philip S Piasecki
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying,
I know a song that gets annoying.
(old rugby song)
hal...@vnet.ibm.com
I can't go for that,
no how, no can do! No,
I can't go for that,
no how, no can do! No,
I can't go for that,
no how, no can do! No,
I can't go for that,
can't go for that
can't go for that
can't go for tha-a-a-t!
--
-------Robert Halonen---...@vnet.ibm.com------exiled to Califas------
----------------------I wouldn't DARE speak for IBM!------------------------
Mike Gadda
>From: hal...@vnet.ibm.com
>Subject: Re: Song Lyrics From Hell
>Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1993 23:24:48 GMT
Come on rock rock never stop
Rock Rock til you drop
Come on rock rock never stop
Shake it to the left, shake it to the right, do the hippy shake shake with
all of your might, oh babaaayyyyy come on shake....and then you
Shake it to the left, shake it to the right, do the hippy shake shake with
all of your might, oh babaaayyyyy come on shake....and then you
etc.
I saw him standing there, i saw him standing there
I saw him standing there, i saw him standing there
etc.
Woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo
hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo hoo
Waaooooah, do i love you, with all my heart, i do, i do now, yes i do
Do i want you, to be all mine, i do, i do now, yes i do..
---repeat---
Mike Gadda
>From: gad...@columbia.dsu.edu (Mike Gadda)
>Subject: Re: Song Lyrics From Hell
My name is Prince and I am funky
My name is Prince the one and only (No offense to his majesty)
My name is Prince and I am funky
My name is Prince the one and only
etc.
naaah na na na naaaah na na na naaah na na naaa na na naa na na na naaaaaaH
---repeat--- (J. Geils Band) Land of 1000 dances
A ba ba ba ba ba bra ann, a ba ba ba ba ba bra ann
---repeat---many times
Mike Gadda
>From: gad...@columbia.dsu.edu (Mike Gadda)
>Subject: Re: Song Lyrics From Hell
>
>My name is Prince and I am funky
>My name is Prince the one and only (No offense to his majesty)
>My name is Prince and I am funky
>My name is Prince the one and only
>etc.
>
>naaah na na na naaaah na na na naaah na na naaa na na naa na na na naaaaaaH
>---repeat--- (J. Geils Band) Land of 1000 dances
a na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.......
---repeat--- (J. Geils Band) Centerfold
>
>A ba ba ba ba ba bra ann, a ba ba ba ba ba bra ann
>---repeat---many times
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!
Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up yum!
I'm on a mexican araaadiioooooowwww
I'm on a mexican whoaooo araaadiiooooooow,
etc.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so, think so,
think so, think so
---repeat---
You can't touch this........
You can't touch this........
You can't touch this........
You can't touch this........
You can't touch this........
etc.
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby........
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby........
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby........
---repeat---
mun...@genesis.nred.ma.us
Take a letter, Maria
Address it to my wife
Say I won't be coming home
Gonna start a new life
--
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
God has his way; God has his plan - Paul Simon
The information's not available to the mortal man
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ mun...@genesis.nred.ma.us
TWINK!
>In article <1993Nov6.1...@ultb.isc.rit.edu>,
> <tjr...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu> wrote:
Yes! We have no bananas.
We have no bananas today!
TWINK!
TWINK!
>It just goes on and on my friend.
>Some people started singing it
>not Knowing what it was,
>and they will keep on singin it forever just because
>This is the song that does not end...
kumbaya my lord! kumbaya!
TWINK!
William C. Barwell
>
> Ba ba ba ba baby
> Don't forget my number
>
> Girl you know it's true
> ooh ooh ooh I love you
> --
> **************************************************************************
> "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thou| ime...@nyx.cs.du.edu
Everybody was kung-fu fighting....
Pope Charles Yeah, I know you worked hard to forget this one.
--
po...@unkaphaed.jpunix.com (William C. Barwell)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX, (713) 481-3763
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
William C. Barwell
> In article <9NOV1993...@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
> Subvert the Dominant Paradigm! (301) 513-7769 <isaa...@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov>
> >How about:
> >
> >History shows again and again
> >How nature points up the folly of man:
> >Godzilla!
>
> That sounds pretty cool, actually. What's that?
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> | Dan Harkless | "The sore in my soul
> | d...@cafws1.eng.uci.edu | The mark in my heart -> Front 242,
> | dhar...@bonnie.ics.uci.edu | Her acid reign..." Tragedy >For You<
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult. Forget which album of the top of m' head.
Pope Charles
Slack!
Martin Butler
>>etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,
>Duh duh duh da
>duh duh duh da
>Duh duh duh dut da duh duh duh
>Duh duh duh da
>duh duh duh da
>Duh duh duh dut da duh duh duh
>(Tom's Diner)
.....quondo, quondo, quonnnndooowww
Dianne Hackborn
Chris P. Mezzolesta <ds...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu> wrote:
|
|
| >As requested earlier by someone from the Dave Barry group, please edit your
| >newsgroup lines and do not crosspost to *rec.music.dementia*. This thread no
| >longer has to do with humor and comedy records. So next time you quote,
| >PLEASE edit your newsgroups to exclude *rec.music.dementia*. Thank you.
| >--
Dreamed I was an Eskimo.
Frozen wind began to blow.
Under my boots and around my toe.
Frost had bit the ground below.
Was a hundred degrees below zero.
And my mama cried, "oooo oooo"
And my mama cried, "oooo oooo"
"Nanook, Nanook. Don't be a naughty Eskimo!"
"Save your money, don't go to the show."
Well, I turned around and I said, "ho ho!"
Well, I turned around and I said, "ho ho!"
And the northern lights commenced to glow.
And she said, with a tear in her eye,
"Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow!"
-- Frank Zappa
So does that qualify as dementia...? :)
-------------------------------------------------------
Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Remember, there's a big
hac...@xanth.cs.orst.edu difference between Kneeling
BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne Down and Bending Over."
Oregon State University -- Frank Zappa
------------------------------------------------------------
Dianne Kyra Hackborn "Labels, especially derogatory
hac...@xanth.cs.orst.edu labels, allow the envious to
BIX: dhack / IRC: Dianne sleep at night."
Oregon State University -- Nancy Friday
Peter Dudey, Order of the Golden Parentheses
>Someone to hear my prayers, someone who's there
>You're my own personal Jesus
>...
>
I'd like to eat your cancer
When you turn black
Hey
Wait
I've got a new complaint
I'll be forever in debt
To your priceless advice
Do me, do me, do me, do me!
Imperial Megapope Yipping Mundungus, Cosmic Encounter Support Group
alt.beverage.containment.system & Our Lady of the Name of This Church
"It would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids
and their fucking dog!" Ragnarok-on-a-Stick, incorporated. fnord
--
| Peter Dudey, dud...@godel.cs.orst.edu, 257 NE 13th, Salem, OR 97301 |
| Oregon State University, Dept. of Computer Science (MS student in AI) |
| "If science must include a supernatural realm, it will be forced into a |
| game where there are no rules." -Strahler, _Science and Earth History_ |
Kwisatz Haderach
You're my own personal Jesus
Elliott Schiff
Don't leave your records in the su-u-un,
Then they just won't be good for anyo-o-one.
They'll get all bent and they just won't run.
They just won't play
JUST won't play
JUST won't play
JUST won't play
JUST won't play
JUST won't play
JUST won't play
JUST won't play
no more.....
EllioTT Schiff ---> es...@andrew.cmu.edu
All right, Bird, beat this: andrew.cmu.edu!bb3.andrew.cmu.edu!pitt.edu!
uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!
court.spectrum.bball!.......nothing but net.
Phillip Allison
Joe Zbiciak
>Here's something a little more current:
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>I would do anything for love
>But I won't do that
HEre's something a little less current (but still heard):
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--
:===== Joseph Zbiciak ======:
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
:- im1...@ee1.bradley.edu -:
: - - - - - - - - - - - - - : That does not compute.
:--------DISCLAIMER:--------:
=== You mean you actually ===
=== listen to this stuff? ===
(51:598 6:11)
Jim Finnis
ad...@irvine.com (Adam Beneschan) burbled:
And I can't settle down!
'Slike if you park down grace like standing appeal to a dog;
Never he mind -
Stick it up grace like the bother he minds
--
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Jim Finnis, | Unit 6A, Science Park, Aberystwyth, Dyfed, SY23 3AH
Clef Digital Systems |
cl...@aber.ac.uk | Tel.: 0970 626601 Overseas: +44 970 626601
Adam Beneschan
It's fun to stay at the Y M C A
It's fun to stay at the Y M C A
Matthew Goolsby
I'm gonna reach out and stab ya'
(er, something)
Jackie Mallenze
How about anything by tiffany, New kids on the Block and Debbie Gibson?
Or are they a given?
Anders Uhl Pedersen
>ime...@nyx.cs.du.edu (Isaac Memmen) writes:
>Everybody was kung-fu fighting....
OK, how about this one:
"I'm not an actor, I'm not a star...
And I don't even have my own car."
I think this is deep... ;-)
__________________________________________________________________
|Anders Uhl Pedersen | "Information is not knowledge, |
| | Knowledge is not wisdom, |
|a...@ddci.dk | Wisdom is not truth." -FZ |
__________________________________________________________________
--
____________________________________________________
Anders Uhl Pedersen |"Information is not knowledge
| Knowledge is not wisdom
a...@ddci.dk | Wisdom is not truth." -FZ
Robert W. Hall
|> In <2brapv$f...@skates.gsfc.nasa.gov> p...@jaameri.gsfc.nasa.gov (patrick m. ryan) writes:
|>
|>
|> >Here's something a little more current:
|>
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >I would do anything for love
|> >But I won't do that
I really *like* this song... I have been humming it for weeks.... The
video is cool... The woman in the video is a knockout--dark, rather hispanic-
looking, great voice.... The piano is great.... This song sounds great
just sitting in traffic, on the freeway, but I have to ask, what is
"that", i.e. the "But I won't do that"? I have seen the video but couldn't
grep the meaning of 'that' from it....
Rob
--
Where am I? In the Village. Whose side are you on? That would be telling.
We want .. information. You won't get it! By hook or by crook, we will.
Who are you? The new number two. Who is number one? You are number six.
I am not a number! I am a free man! [insane laughter]
Lbh x!abj jung? Jr qba'g pner. Fraq nyy gur "nabalzbhf" cbfgf lbh jnag, jr'yy
whfg chg lbh va bhe yvggyr xvyysvyrf naq svyr lbhe whivavyr yvggyr cbfgf va
gur ovgohpxrg.
Brad Murray
And who could forget:
Gimme that gimme that
Gimme gimme gimme that
Gimme that gimme that
Gimme gimme gimme that
Gimme gimme gimme that thing.
--
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Brad Murray "Pre-marital sex can blow your legs off."
br...@marimba.wimsey.bc.ca Matt Groening
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Roy M. Silvernail
> And who could forget:
>
> Gimme that gimme that
> Gimme gimme gimme that
> Gimme that gimme that
> Gimme gimme gimme that
> Gimme gimme gimme that thing.
You could...
Gimme dat
Gimme dat
Gimme gimme gimme dat
Gimme dat ding
Gimme dat
Gimme gimme dat
Gimme dat ding
Gimme dat
Gimme gimme dat
Gimme gimme gimme dat ding
--
Roy M. Silvernail, writing from r...@sendai.cybrspc.mn.org
"Anything but Nixon, man... a blender. Anything!"
-- National Lampoon, when they were funny
Chuck Cochems
"screwing around" in the words of the lady in the video.
"I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust, and we'll all fall down.
Sooner or later, yu'll be screwing around"
"I won't do that... No I won't do..(etc)
I think the story behind the situation in the song is that Meatloaf isn't
the first person who told her that he'd do anything for love, but that
other person slept around, and left her. Meatloaf is showing that he's
different by stating that he "won't do that", like her previous lover
did. Also, "that" could also refer to leaving her, wsomething he won't
do, and that her previous lover did.
Anyway, it's a happy ending...
PS- sorry about following this up without the obligatory cascade, but the
other person didn't either, and his question needed an answer.
--
zap...@camelot.bradley.edu
This sigdskbv&^&^$Dsb8&$*$*dgi%&D^BA*&DG&$%
.signature FILE CORRUPTED!!!!!!
Cedric Williams
A friend of mine synthesized a song on his computer using samples of his, my and
another guys voice. The song is called "DAMMIT!" (which is also my nickname),
and some of the lyrics follow:
DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!
Mick! Mick! Mick!
Fucker! Fucker!
Asshole!
Eat my shit! Suck my tit! Lick my dick! Fuck you!
Bastard! Bastard! Bastard! Ba-Bastard!
--
_______________________________________________________________________________
Copyright 1993 by Ced Vicious |"If you can't blind them with brilliance,
cvic...@lamar.colostate.edu |baffle them with bullshit." -Dick Hewins
What should I put here??????? | It has to warm up...so it can KILL YOU!!
Cedric Williams
>Abba, abbacadabra
>I'm gonna reach out and stab ya'
That's "GRAB ya" you fool!!!
colin roald
> rh...@Nimitz.mcs.kent.edu (Robert W. Hall) writes:
> >"Blinded by the Light" by (insert name here) had wierd, unitelligible
> >lyrics. Something about a rotor in the night and a douche.
> It was Manfred Mann, and I think it was
> "Blinded by the Light,
> Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An actual article in an actual magazine -- ROLLERDERBY, via Utne Reader ...
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What's the line that comes after "Blinded by the light..."?
* Woke up with a doozie in the middle of the night. - Lisa
* Wrapped up in a noose; got a rubber-ended knife. - Jaina
* Wound up with a moose in the rolling thunder night. - What we thought
Eric said
* Soaked it up like a douche in the rinnie-ninnie night. - What Eric
really said
* Revved up like a tooth. You know, the motor and the bite. - Scott
* Roped up like a goose in the shimmy-shimmy night. - Alex
* Fuck up with a contusion and give your plants the blight. - Matt
* Why do you want to know? I'm asking you why you want to know. I know
it. Wrapped up like a crooner ... what's the word? Loser. I like Manfred
Mann's early stuff, but ... wrapped up like ... dammit, tell me!
- bar patron
And the answer is: "Racked up like a deuce / Another runner in the night."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
colin | she told me to read between the lines and tell her exactly what i
roald | got out of it. i told her 'affection' has two f's. (sloan)
Graham Hubert Freeman
>In article <2bpq7c...@flop.engr.orst.edu>,
>Dianne Hackborn <hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU> wrote:
>>In article <1993Nov10.0...@nmt.edu>,
>>Matthew Goolsby <cat...@nmt.edu> wrote:
>>| In article <1993Nov9.0...@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> s211...@cse.unsw.edu.au (Graham Hubert Freeman) writes:
>>| >hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>>| >>J Christopher Clarke <jcl...@teal.csn.org> wrote:
>>| >>| hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>>| >>| > <tjr...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu> wrote:
>>| >>| >| ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>| >>| >| >ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>| >>| >| >>spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>>| >>| >| >>>A Hideously Aggressive BFG <ba...@iastate.edu> wrote:
>>| >>| >| >>>>ad...@irvine.com (Adam Beneschan) writes:
>>| >>| >| >>>>>jka...@TrentU.CA (-jk) writes:
>>| >>| >| >>>>>> spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>>| >>| >| >>>>>> >John Finkbiner <jfin...@cc.swarthmore.edu> wrote:
>>| >>| >| >>>>>> >>ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) wrote:
>>| >>| >| >>>>>> >>> ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>| >>| You could refuse, but you'd lose your spine??
>>| >>
>>| >>Flash! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>| >>King of the universe!
>>| >>Flash! AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>| >>He'll save every one of us!
>>| >
>>| >But I would walk 500 miles
>>| >And I would walk 500 more
>>| >Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles
>>| >To fall down at your door
>>| >
>>| >dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta!
>>| >dardi'adardi'adardi'ada-da-da
>>| >dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta! dardi'atta!
>>| >dardi'adardi'adardi'ada-da-da
>>|
>>| I wear my sunglasses at night.
>>| So I can; so I can
>>| See all my visions of you.
>>
>>Yummy yummy yummy,
>>I've got love in my tummy,
>>And I feel like lovin' you!
>>
>Please don't go
>Please don't go
>Please don't go
>(repeat ad nauseum)
Shiny happy people holding hands
Shiny happy people laughing
Graham the Happy Scum aka Graham H Freeman +-------~;
s211...@cs.unsw.oz.au * You're free enough to do nothing |Uni of /
,-Grudnuk demand Sustenance! Funk is its own reward! HOYA!- |NSW->*'
`==Linux is Doovy==Hunners are Groovy!==Qbex Onvg==Albury-->`~`*./
j. tinkle
hipmunk) writes:
>IMO, one of the most annoying songs ever:
>
>I'm gonna be your number one...
>I'm gonna be your number one...
>I'm gonna be your number one...
>...
>
>...repeat ad nauseum...
>
>Ronald
Speaking of numbers, how about:
Number nine,
number nine,
number nine,
number nine,
<repeat ad nauseum>
That's annoying to me!
Jennifer
--****--
Elmyra: "<sob!> My prom night's a floppy-woppy!!"
Monty: "You know, you're really not like a toaster oven. More like
a microwave. And uh, I'm sorry I called ya spore mold. And maybe
if no one was around, I'd consider dancin' with ya."
_Prom-ise Her Anything_
Matthew B. Landru
ds...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris P. Mezzolesta) writes:
> Once again it becomes necessary to ask that you STOP CROSSPOSTING this
> thread to rec.music.dementia!
_We_ were just talking about how _you_ should stop xposting it to
alt.fan.dave_barry. I am quite anxious to figure out just where this
lyrics thread actually started, as everyone is denying responsibility
for it.
I am not necessarily saying that it didn't in fact start here. I am
only saying that I want to find out who is right. Any help you can
offer (besides simple denials) would be appreciated.
--
Matthew B. Landry
President of Project SAVE
m...@ml7694a.leonard.american.edu
Lost in space
attn alt.dementia people - I am not able to remove alt.dementia from the
line - I am sorry that this will be posted there, since it is about a
serious song . . . I tried . . . please don't hate me . . .
Robert W. Hall (rh...@Nimitz.mcs.kent.edu) wrote:
: In article <2burg8$j...@cegt201.bradley.edu>, im1...@cegt201.bradley.edu (Joe Zbiciak) writes:
: |> In <2brapv$f...@skates.gsfc.nasa.gov> p...@jaameri.gsfc.nasa.gov (patrick m. ryan) writes:
: video is cool... The woman in the video is a knockout--dark, rather hispanic-
: looking, great voice.... The piano is great.... This song sounds great
: just sitting in traffic, on the freeway, but I have to ask, what is
: "that", i.e. the "But I won't do that"? I have seen the video but couldn't
: grep the meaning of 'that' from it....
Oh, I know I know *excitedly waving hand in air* Listen to her last lines
- she says something about "and we will all turn to dust and all fall down
and then you'll be out screwing around . . ." and he says "I won't do
that" see, she had been asking him what he would do "take me out of this
godforsaken town" "I can do that" etc but when she says that it will all
end and he will take off . . . well, he WON'T do that!! But I agree -
isn't she beautiful?
anyway, I am just so proud of myself for figureing that out - I hope that
someone actually reads this . . . inthe middle of this cascade and all . .
. *sigh*
Katy
: Rob
Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs
You look so hungry woman
How come you strayed in here, with your eyes so bright
On this long hot night -
Could it be for a taste of my love?
Down on your knees with your face to the wall
Saying, please please please, your friend said I should call
Well, I do feel lonely woman
To tell the truth, I could use some company
So come closer to me
Help yourself to a taste of my love!
Call up room service, order peaches and cream
I like my dessert first, if you know what I mean
Taste it, taste it, taste it,
Around the rim of pleasure to the gates of pain
You're driving me insane
Take all you need from a taste of my love!
I want to love you like nobody's ever loved you
Get on my stallion and we'll ride
I want to hold you and enfld you beyond reason
I want to dynamite your mind
With love tonight...
Go down gently with your face to the east
The sun may be rising, but we haven't finished the piece
Ooo-ooh, you still look hungry, woman,
I'm glad you came in here with your eyes so bright
On this long hot night
You need love...
I need love...
Here it comes - the taste of my love!
I want to love you like nobody's ever loved you
Climb on my rocket and we'll fly
Around the moon, past the sun till we find
The gates of heaven open wide
For lovers...
["Taste of my Love", by Greg Lake and Pete Sinfield, from _Love_Beach_ by
Emerson, Lake and Palmer, 1978]
--
*** * *** *** Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs Nobody likes you, the way
* * * * * * you behave, so you paint
**** * *** * * hob...@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz on your false colours, and
* * * * * * * smile through the shades...
** * *** *** DISCLAIMER: Fnord. (The Extraneous Hats)
R ecto r9h Hawthorne
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da
And thats only the courus! The verse (the ONLY verse) is:
Ich liebe du dich du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe du dich du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe du dich du liebst mich nicht
Ich liebe du dich du liebst mich nicht
(Translation: I don't love you, you don't love me)
But, I must admit, I love this song..
Rohan
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Bachelor Cmp Sci. | Someone stole my quote - Anonymous
NTUniversity, Australis! |
Richard Smith
"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now,
it's just a spring clean for the may queen"
I think that just about says it all.
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gis...@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Tim Raebig) writes:
>I don't have any lame lyrics to add, just wanted to say
>Great
>thread!!
Bruce Helenb
>And who could forget:
>Gimme that gimme that
>Gimme gimme gimme that
>Gimme that gimme that
>Gimme gimme gimme that
>Gimme gimme gimme that thing.
That song keeps drivin me crazy
I want to hear it again
That song keeps drivin me crazy
I want to hear it again
(reprise)
Bruce Helenbart
Virtual Realist
Christopher Rumore
DAA DAA DAA !!!!! I like it also...
(great realistic drums too!)
--
BoB
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John D. Buell
the "Fantastischen Vier!" :-)
-John
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*John D. Buell * *
*admb...@sage.cc.purdue.edu * "Dada ist schoen wie die Nacht, die einen *
* * jungen Tag in ihren Armen wiegt." *
THE BIG FURRY HAMSTER
>>>etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,etc.,
>
>>Duh duh duh da
>>duh duh duh da
>>Duh duh duh dut da duh duh duh
>>Duh duh duh da
>>duh duh duh da
>>Duh duh duh dut da duh duh duh
>>(Tom's Diner)
>
>.....quondo, quondo, quonnnndooowww
The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games,
Daisy chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.
--
IT'S THE BIG FURRY HAMSTER! | The Phantom Philosopher says, "May
E-Mail: godf...@uk.ac.coventry.cch | your dingle never dangle."
Royal Mail: Bill Godfrey, | - Scruff. 1993.
5 Highfield Road, ME8 0EG |
THE BIG FURRY HAMSTER
>In article <2bh3pl...@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU>, hac...@xanth.CS.ORST.EDU (Dianne Hackborn) writes:
>>In article <1993Nov6.1...@ultb.isc.rit.edu>,
>> <tjr...@ritvax.isc.rit.edu> wrote:
>>| In article <CG2z1...@news.iastate.edu>, ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>| >ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>>| >>spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>>| >>>A Hideously Aggressive BFG <ba...@iastate.edu> wrote:
>>| >>>>ad...@irvine.com (Adam Beneschan) writes:
>>| >>>>>jka...@TrentU.CA (-jk) writes:
>>| >>>>>> spa...@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Mr. Duality) writes:
>>| >>>>>> >John Finkbiner <jfin...@cc.swarthmore.edu> wrote:
>>| >>>>>> >>ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) wrote:
>>| >>>>>> >>> ba...@iastate.edu (A Hideously Aggressive BFG) writes:
>We have no bananas today!
Floating down,
Though the clouds,
Memories come rushing up to meet me now.
But in the space between the heavens,
And the corner of some foriegn field,
I had a dream.
I had a dream.
Goodbye Max.
Goodbye Ma.
Off to the service, while your walking slowly to the car.
And the silver in her hair,
Shines in the cold November air.
You hear the tolling bells,
And touch the silk on your lapel,
And as the teardrops rise to meet the comfort of the band.
You take her frail hand,
And hold on to the dream!
A place to stay.
(No need for it.)
Enough to eat.
(You've got to let go.)
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street,
Where you can speak out loud, about your doubts and fears,
And whats more,
No one ever disappears, you never hear thier standard issue,
Kicking in the door.
You can relax,
On both sides of the tracks,
And maniacs,
Don't vlow holes,
In bandsmen by remote control,
And everyone had recource to the lord.
And no one kills the children, anymore.
No one kills the children anymore.
Night and night, we all hear the hunger pains.
This dream is driving me insane.
In the quiet of a foriegn field,
A gunner sleeps tonight.
What's done is done.
We cannot just write off this final scene.
Take heed of the dream.
Take heed...
- Pink Floyd. Gunners Dream. Final Cut.
Elliott Schiff
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you.
EllioTT Schiff ---> es...@andrew.cmu.edu
All right, Bird, beat this: andrew.cmu.edu!bb3.andrew.cmu.edu!pitt.edu!
uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!
court.spectrum.bball!.......nothing but net.
Adam J Weitzman
I overrided the "follow-up-to: poster" so that I could answer this in
full view so that we don't get caught in a similar trap in the future.
In article <2c8skm$7...@paladin.american.edu> m...@ml7694a.leonard.american.edu (Matthew B. Landru) writes:
>In article <2c87d6$p...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
>ds...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris P. Mezzolesta) writes:
>
>> Once again it becomes necessary to ask that you STOP CROSSPOSTING this
>> thread to rec.music.dementia!
> _We_ were just talking about how _you_ should stop xposting it to
>alt.fan.dave_barry. I am quite anxious to figure out just where this
>lyrics thread actually started, as everyone is denying responsibility
>for it.
The original post went to a number of places, but the one that sticks
out most is alt.cascade. Postings like "Song Lyrics From Hell" which
include the entire post and add two or three tiny lines at the end are
the hallmark of alt.cascade, and I'm 99% sure that it started there. A
good way to ruin a newsgroup is to crosspost something to alt.cascade
(or talk.bizarre). It was thoughtless of whoever started it to post it
in these two groups that I am posting to now, but hopefully it will
die out shortly.
--
- Adam J Weitzman
INDIVIDUAL, Inc.
weit...@individual.com
Disclaimer: The above are my views, not necessarily those of my employer.
Matthew B. Landru
weit...@individual.com (Adam J Weitzman) writes:
> The original post went to a number of places, but the one that sticks
> out most is alt.cascade. Postings like "Song Lyrics From Hell" which
Thank you for your information.
I was unaware of the purpose of alt.cascade, having never even heard
of it. I've been told privately that the person who posted the original
"DO NOT POST etc" article thinks it might have started in r.m.d and
then migrated to a.f.d_b because someone wrote something that mentioned
one of Dave's columns. How it got to all of those others is beyond me.
Anyway, there has been quite enough discussion about this item, so I
am resetting the follow-up to: poster line.
MAC
>ds...@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris P. Mezzolesta) says:
>>>As requested earlier by someone from the Dave Barry group, please edit your
>>>newsgroup lines and do not crosspost to *rec.music.dementia*. This thread no
>>>longer has to do with humor and comedy records. So next time you quote,
>>>PLEASE edit your newsgroups to exclude *rec.music.dementia*. Thank you.
>>>--
>
>Get a life and stop waisting bandwidth.
>
Get this crap outta alt.cascade.