WORM QUARTET UPDATE AND BLATANT PLUG - 5/06/07
Worm Quartet
Wow, there's a LOT of new people on the mailing list now, so welcome
to all you new people.
Just wanna let you guys know about a handful of upcoming shows (in
Rochester, NY, Baltimore, MD, and Long Beach, CA) and once again
incessantly remind you about my new CD! So here we go, dammit!
"WHAT YOUR PARENTS THINK" FREE AT THEFUMP.COM NEWS
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Friday's free mp3 at the Funny Music Project is Worm Quartet's most
evil song ever, "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like"
from the new CD "Mental Notes!"
Check out the song at http://www.thefump.com
And if you wanna buy the CD, it's at http://www.wormquartet.com
The FuMP has been steadily growing, by the way, and has showcased
some amazing funny music since its inception, so check back regularly
if you care!
WORM QUARTET PRANCING RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID FACE NEWS
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** THIS THURSDAY!! **
May 10, 2007 - Rochester, NY
THE DOLLYROTS
WORM QUARTET
@ The Bug Jar
219 Monroe Ave.
Rochester, NY 14607
Starts at 8:00
$5/21+, $7/18+
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May 25-28rd, 2007 - Baltimore, MD
Balticon 41
FuMP show featuring:
WORM QUARTET
THE GREAT LUKE SKI
ROB BALDER
SUDDEN DEATH
POSSIBLE OSCAR
Check http://www.balticon.org for details and registration!
@ Marriott's Hunt Valley Inn
Baltimore, MD
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July 25, 2007 - Long Beach, CA
KAHNMANAPALOOZA
with
WORM QUARTET (First-ever west coast appearance!)
RAYMOND AND SCUM
HOT WAFFLES
DINO-MIKE
+ More TBA probably!
@ DiPiazza
5205 E. Pacific Coast Hwy
Long Beach CA 90804
562-498-2461
www.dipiazzas.com
WORM QUARTET ON DR. DEMENTO NEWS
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Dr. D has "Mental Notes" and he's been kind enough to spin several
songs off of it already, including "I'm Not A Girl," "C Is For
Lettuce," "I Want To Be Taken Seriously As An Artist," "you were
wrong cabinet sanchez," and "I've Got A Wife!" Wanna see some of
these here songs perhaps make it to the Funny Five? Why not go to
http://www.drdemento.com and request 'em, dammit?!?
Can't find Dr. Demento? See http://dmdb.org/stations.html for a
list of known stations that carry the show. The good Dr. also offers
his shows in streaming form at http://www.drdemento.com
STUPID VIDEO GAME MUSIC NEWS
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The re-release of my second full-length CD, Stupid Video Game Music,
WILL occur in the near future or I'll bite off my own nipples and
band-aid them to my face until they heal over my eyes.
I didn't go the full-on re-recording route like I did with much of
Sumophobia, but all the tracks have been mastered by Devo Spice of
Sudden Death, and actually sound listenable now. There's also new
artwork, new liner notes, and a handful of bonus tracks. This will
hopefully be out next month unless something truly horrible happens.
COOL STUFF MY WIFE MADE NEWS
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I can't BELIEVE nobody has bought this yet:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=5807983
More amazing creations by my amazing wife can be found at:
http://www.damselflycreations.com
ODOR NEWS
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I have a startlingly sweet fragrance at the moment, which greatly
confuses me, as I've donned nothing sweeter than my standard
deodorant today. It also frightens me because we're currently
battling our typical seasonal ant problem, and I'm afraid I'll wake
up tonight to find them carrying my armpits away. So if you
stalker-types see me in my backyard tonight with a flashlight and a
bat, smacking the ground repeatedly with the latter and screaming
"GIVE ME BACK MY ARMPITS!" now you won't be confused.
That's all the crap I feel like spewing at the moment. Hope to see
some of you guys at my upcoming shows pumping your fists in the air
and screaming "WOOOOO" like I'm Def Friggin' Leppard.
Photocopying Bouillon,
-=ShoEboX=-
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