Subject List: Christmas
D.T.
Please feel free to add songs and add or change categories.
CHRISTMAS:
A Christmas Carol - Tom Lehrer
A Christmas Cut-Up - Whimsical Will
A Daddy's Christmas - Albert Brooks & Little Kristi
A Terrorist Christmas - James & Kling
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City
Slickers
Bleep Christmas - Fear
Cashing In On Christmas - Bad News
Chaotic Christmas - Jeff Taylor
Chinchy Old Scrooge - Phil Moore
Christmas Around The World - Travesty, Ltd.
Christmas At Ground Zero (alternate Mix) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Christmas At My House - Da Yoopers
Christmas Countdown - Frank Kelly
Christmas Goose - Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg
Christmas Is Comin' - The S**tbirds
Christmas Is Revolting And So Are The Elves - The Tuna Observatory
Christmas Pitch - Nancy White
Christmas With The Devil (1992 version) - Spinal Tap
Christmas With The Devil - Spinal Tap
Christmas at Ground Zero - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Christmas in Jail - The Youngsters
Christmas with the Devil - Spinal Tap
Deck Yourself (Commercial Christmasland) - The Scrooge Bros.
Egg Nog - The Rockin' Guys
Frosty The Snowman - Leon Redbone & Dr. John
Get Off Of My Roof - Jerry & The Landslides
Granny's Holiday Fruitcake - Eddie Osborne
Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
Have a Gluey Christmas - "Little" Georgie Holliday
Holy Sh**, It's Christmas - Red Peters
Hula Holiday - Rockapella
I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy
I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas - The Goons
It's A Wonderful Life Sentence - National Insecurity Council
It's Christmas - The Groanups
It's Christmas And I Wonder Where I Am - The Bob & Tom Band [Dudley Moron]
It's So Chic To Be Pregnant At Christmas - Nancy White
March Of The Christmas Toys - Jose Ferrer
Merry Christmas In The NFL - Willis The Guard & Vigorish (Buckner & Garcia)
My Baby Loves My Christmas Puddin' - Ivor Biggun & Jilly
My Birthday Comes On Christmas - Spike Jones
My Night Before Christmas - Julie Brown
Nome For The Holidays - Topical Tones
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
Real Cool Yule - Gary Worden
Relatives Are Coming to Town - Roger's Yuletide Revue
Riot In Toytown - Travesty, Ltd.
Rockabilly Christmas - Johnny Cue
Stop The Cavalry - Jona Lewie
The Chickens Are In The Chimes - Sascha Burland & The Skipjack Choir
The Hallelujah Chorus - The Portsmouth Sinfonia & Chorale
The Merry Old Philosopher - Eddie Lawrence
The Night Before Christmas - Basil Rathbone
The Wildest Christmas - The Rumbles
The Wrong Way To Celebrate Christmas - Rev. Edward Clayborn
They Had a Merry Christmas - Lance Brown
Tonight The Baby X Is Born/Christmas Requests - Travesty, Ltd.
Tradition - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela
Turkey Skins - Travesty, Ltd.
Uncle Bernie's Farm - The Mothers
Ways To Save Money At Christmas - Julie Brown
We're Getting Massaged For Christmas - Corky Quakenbush
White Christmas - The Drifters
White Christmas - Jimmy
Why Don't You Go Home for Christmas - Jim Backus w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
Wreck The Halls - The Three Stooges
You Can Sue - The Claus(e) Co.
Yulesville - Edd "Kookie" Byrnes
CHRISTMAS AFTER:
After Christmas Syndrome - A-Side Willy
CHRISTMAS ANIMALS:
Jingle Bells - Don Charles Presents The Singing Dogs Directed by Carl
Weismann
The Jingle Bells Boogie - The Jingle Dogs
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayla Peevey
We Wish You A Merry Clucksmas - Rothman's Henhouse
The Chipmunk Song - David Seville And The Chipmunks
The Chipmunk Song - The Del Rubio Triplets
The Bah Humbug Song (Chipmunks Roasting) - Lauren Mayer
CHRISTMAS BELLS:
Swingin' Them Jingle Bells - Fats Waller
Jingle Bells - Don Charles Presents The Singing Dogs Directed by Carl
Weismann
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson w/ The Johnny Duffy Trio
CHRISTMAS BLUES:
Blue Christmas - Seymour Swine
Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) - Miles Davis & Bob Dorough
Jingle Hell - The Angry Young Grandparents
CHRISTMAS CAROL PARODIES:
Night Of The Living Deadheads - Duck Logic
Good King Kong Looked Out - P.D.Q. Bach
Good King Kong Looked Out - Duh Brooklyn Boys Choir
Silent Night - J.D. Bean
Ding! Fries Are Done - Billy
Good King Wenceslas - The Beatles
Silent Night In Traffic - Five Guys Named Larry
A Sleighride Party - Haydn Quartet
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson
CHRISTMAS CATS:
The Caterwaul Of The Bells - The Tabbynacle Choir
Angels We Have Heard on High - The Jingle Cats
CHRISTMAS DRUGS:
Let's Have a Drug-Free Christmas - Tim Cavanagh
CHRISTMAS ELVES:
Christmas Is Revolting & So Are The Elves - The Tuna Observatory
CHRISTMAS ELVIS:
A Message From The King - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.
I Saw Elvis Dressed As Santa Claus - The Fibs
I Want To Spend Christmas With Elvis - Debbie Dabney
CHRISTMAS GIFTS:
All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones & His City
Slickers
All I Want For Christmas - Dread Zeppelin
Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year - The Hollytones
Condoms for Christmas - Milo Bobbins & The Budget Boys
Dashing Through The Aisles - Christian White
I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas - Arnie Aardvark
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayla Peevey
Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Grandma - Korn Kobblers
Nuttin' For Christmas - Stan Freberg
Nothing For Christmas - Mr. Curtis
You Ain't Gettin' Diddley Squat - Heywood Banks
Buy War Toys For Christmans - The Twang
I'm Going Out of My Mind - Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre
Wreck the Malls - The Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.
Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
The Pretty Little Dolly - Mona Abboud
Open Me First - Ogden Edsl
Some Things for Christmas - Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop
Dashing Through the Stores - The Gift of Christmas Players
I Want A Part Time Girl For Christmas - Howie Nave
CHRISTMAS GREED:
Christmas Millionaire - Elmo & Patsy
Green Chri$tma$ - Stan Freberg
Father Christmas - The Kinks
Money For Christmas - Laszlo & Gary
CHRISTMAS JINGLE BELLS:
Doo-Wop Jingle Bells - Hanson Bros.
Jingle Bells Drag - The Three Stooges
Jingle Bells - Fats Waller
Jingle Bells - St. Nick
Jingle Bells - Honeydreamer
Jingle Bells - Homemade Theatre
Jingle Bells - Scruff & Hoodat
Yingle Bells - Yogi Yorgesson
Jingle Bells - The Singing Dogs
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS:
Hang My Trinkets On Your Christmas Tree - Larry Vincent
Wreck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly - The Three Stooges
CHRISTMAS REINDEER:
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry
Bradley, The Brown Nosed Reindeer - Michael James
Funky Rudolph - Check Please
Rudolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer - Rudy & The Reindeer
Purple Reindeer - Steve Altman
Randolph The Brown Nosed Reindeer - Jarry Cannan
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars - Dr. Elmo
Rudolph, the Bald-Headed Reindeer - The Christmas Jug Band
Huntin' For Rudolph - Buck Hunter & The Boys
CHRISTMAS ROCK:
It's An Axl Christmas - The Sponge Awareness Foundation
Good King Wenceslas - The Beatles
The Beatles' Christmas Record - The Beatles
Christmas Boogie - Canned Heat & The Chipmunks
Everywhere It's Christmas - The Beatles
All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle - Dora Bryan
I Want a Beatle for Christmas - Patti Serbi
Ho Ho Ho, or Who'd Be A Turkey? - Elton John
Don't Make Me Play That Grandma Song Again - Dr. Elmo
CHRISTMAS SANTA:
A Letter to Santa - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
A Santa Claus Song - George P. Watson
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg & Daws Butler
Cockroaches With Santa Hats On - Marian Bondurant & Richard Lobo
Don't Pull On Santa's Beard - Little Johnny Elf
Donde Esta Santa Claus - Augie Rios
Happy, Hairy, Hippie Santa Claus - Rocki Lane & The Gross Group
Here Comes Santa - Victor Banana
Hooray for Santa Claus - Milton Delugg & The Little Eskimos
I Am Santa Claus - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus - Jason & The Strap-Tones
I Had Sex With Santa - Barnes & Barnes
I Met Santa On The Internet - Li'l Hank
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Kip Addotta
I Saw Elvis Dressed As Santa Claus - The Fibbs
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - John Prine
I Was Santa Claus At The Schoolhouse (For The P.T.A.) - Yogi Yorgesson
I'm The English Santa Claus - Blake & Lauri Jones
I've Got Some Presents For Santa - Sarah Taylor & Bill Mumy [Barnes &
Nibble]
If Santa Was A Hoosier - Bob & Tom
Little Saint Nick - The Beach Boys
Outer Space Santa - Lawrence Welk
Santa & The Satellite - Buchanan & Goodman
Santa And The Doodle-Li-Boop - Art Carney
Santa And The Satellite (Parts I & II) - Buchanan & Goodman
Santa And The Sidewalk Surfer - The Crossfires (The Turtles)
Santa And The Touchables - Dickie Goodman
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Santa Bog - Screwball Productions
Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Santa Claus Hides In The Phonograph - Ernest Hare
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town - Joseph Spence
Santa Claus Is Watching You (unedited 1962 original version) - Ray Stevens
With The Merry Melody Singers
Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens
Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Santa Got A D.W.I. - Sherwin Linton
Santa Is Watching Me - The Chick Morrison Orchestra f/ George M. Appleyard
Santa Is a Hippie - Don Sneed
Santa Jaws - Homemade Theatre
Santa The Red-Nosed Drunkard - Slant 6 & The Jumpstarts
Santa's Beard - The Beach Boys
Santa's Beard - They Might Be Giants
Santa's Coming In A Whirlybird - Gene Autry
Santa's Lament - Father Guido Sarducci
Santa's Longjohns - Joe Pickering
Santa's Watching Me - Tim Cavanagh
Santy's Movin' On - Homer & Jethro
Satan Claus - Something Fierce
Sock It To Me Santa - Bob Seger
Somebody Stole My Santa Claus Suit - The Christmas Jug Band
Star Wars Vs. Santa Claus - Kevin Mare
Stashu Claus - Sneaky Pete
The Chimney Song - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
The Day That Santa Claus Retired - Rose & The Arrangement
The Night Santa Went Crazy - "Weird Al" Yankovic
The Nightly Santa Report - Tom Dark
There Ain't No Santa Claus - Benny Bell
There's Another Santa Claus - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Weach For Da Wafters, Santa - Kenny Bowers
Whip Me, Santa Claus - Mucus & the Phlegm
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers? - Little Suzie
Zoot, Zoot, Zoot, Here Comes Santa in His New Space Suit - Tiny Tim
CHRISTMAS SANTA PREDICTAMENTS:
Santa Got a Cold on Christmas Eve - Dick & Richard
Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney Flue - Dave Rudolph
I Killed Santa - The Fresh Pirates
Santa's Holed Up in a Crack House - Johnny Whitecloud
I Shot Santa in My Underwear - The Fools
? - Jeri Kelly
? - Carolyn Binkley
Who Put The Gum In Santa's Whiskers? - Little Susie
? - The Barefoot Man
CHRISTMAS SPOOKS:
Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie - Tales From The Crypt f. John Kassir
Monsters' Holiday - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
Monsters' Holiday - Buck Owens
Revenge Of The Crypt Keeper - Tales From The Crypt f. John Kassir
CHRISTMAS-TV:
Christmas Dragnet - Stan Freberg w/ Daws Butler & Orchestra
Christmas Medley - Pee Wee Herman
Cartoons Christmas - Dave Collier
CHRISTMAS TREES:
Trim Your Tree - Jimmy Butler
Kill A Tree For Christ - Celtic Elvis
I'm a Christmas Tree - Wild Man Fischer (Duet with Dr. Demento)
O Christmas Tree - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
Oh, Christmas Tree - Bah Humbug
The Christmas Tree Song - Larry Vincent
Yo, Christmas Tree - Bah Humbug
CHRISTMAS TWELVE DAYS:
The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie
The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas - Allan Sherman
12 Days montage - Jules A. D'Hemecourt IV/Lucky Luck
The Italian 12 Days of Christmas -- Joe Dolce
A Totally Ridiculous Twelve Days of Christmas OR A Cat Caught in a Pear
Tree - Frank Welker
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas - The Bob Rivers Comedy Corp
The 12 Days of Clinton - The Capitol Steps
CHRISTMAS WISHES:
Christmas Greetings From Michael Jackson
We Wish You a Dairy Christmas - anonymous
I Wish You A Merry Christmas - Billy
Christmas Greetings From "Weird Al" Yankovic
"Weird Al" Yankovic's Christmas Memories - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Merry Christmas From The Family - Jill Sobule
We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Mr. Curtiss
Merry Christmas, You Suckers - Paddy Roberts
Please respond to "davidtan @ cts.com" (David Tanny)
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Southern California Radio/TV, Valerie Bertinelli, Funny Stuff and Junk, etc.
Tom Rockwell
A Christmas Tail- Sudden Death.
;)
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David Samuel Barr
>
> It's Xmas and here is how much of the subject on Christmas I'm up to
> so far.
>
> Please feel free to add songs and add or change categories.
Unfortunately, my stacks of obscure Christmas dementia 45s are in a
different office, so just a couple of things that occur to me off the
top of my head (I'll post further as others come to mind):
CHRISTMAS 12 DAYS:
The Game Plan to Beat Miami - Monday Morning Quarterback
[Howard Cosell imitator doing a 12 Days of Christmas parody]
CHRISTMAS:
Christmas at Our House - Information Society
CHRISTMAS SANTA:
Stet-N-Santa - Stetsasonic
Santa's In Jamaica - Doogs
Santa Claus (Goes Straight to the Ghetto) - James Brown
[some might question this as "dementia", since it's really
another JB social commentary, but it's pretty strange anyway]
Correction:
Under "Christmas Carol Parodies" there are two listings for "Good King
Kong Looked Out", one for PDQ Bach, one for Duh Brooklyn Boys Choir.
In fact, one is the composer, one is the performer. This piece is part
of the "Consort of Choral Christmas Carols" by P.D.Q. Bach [Peter
Schickele] which consists of "Throw the Yule Log On, Uncle John", "Oh
Little Town of Hackensack" and "Good King Kong Looked Out". The set
was recorded by Duh Brooklyn Boys Choir [The Brooklyn Boys Choir],
directed by James McCarthy] on the "Portrait of P.D.Q. Bach" album.
Jawa Hutt
CHRISTMAS:
Winter Wonderland/Misty Mountain Hop -- Fleming & John (they aren't usually
novelty, but it's sort of a parody like Beverly Hillbillies/Money For Nothing
-- radio release only)
Winter Wonderland -- Steve Taylor (pretty much goes into this category just
because of its mariachi band style, which is definately not the normal thing
for Taylor to do)
Guilt for Christmas -- Ray Stevens
I Won't Be Home For Christmas -- Ray Stevens
Greatest Little Christmas Ever Wuz -- Ray Stevens
Home For the Holidays -- Ray Stevens
Redneck Christmas -- Ray Stevens
Xerox X-mas Letter -- Ray Stevens
Nightmare Before Christmas -- Ray Stevens
The Annual OfficeChristmas Party -- Ray Stevens
The Little Drummer Boy Next Door -- Ray Stevens
Bad Little Boy -- Ray Stevens
CHRISTMAS SANTA:
Oh, Santa -- Silly Songs with Larry (VeggieTales)
CHRISTMAS SANTA PREDICTAMENTS:
Night After Christmas -- Jeff Foxworthy
CHRISTMAS TWELVE DAYS:
The Redneck 12 Days of Christmas -- Jeff Foxworthy
The 8 Polish Dishes of Christmas -- VeggieTales (w/ Oscar, the Polish Caterer)
CHRISTMAS TV:
You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch -- Boris Karloff (I think he's the one that sung
it)
You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch -- Sixpence None the Richer (Most requested
Christmas song around here!)
-Timothy
http://come.to/larry-boy
http://weird-rock.faithweb.com
"Lock and load and spray on the armour all when the dogs of war drop a rocket
on the White House lawn."
The Swirling Eddies, "Big Guns"
KSS71
>You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch -- Boris Karloff (I think he's the one that
>sung
>it)
Nope,that's sung by Thurl Ravenscroft, best known as the voice of Tony the
Tiger in the Frosted Flakes commercials. Karloff however did the excellent
narration.
Elvis
That song is GR-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-EAT!!!!
(sorry, couldn't resist)
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_`\<,_ --- Dave
Thangyuh. Thangyuh vurry mudge. . . . (*)/ (*)
Bermuda likes my sig!!! Bermuda likes my sig!!! Bermuda likes my sig!!!
A Templeton Goff
(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas- Mystery Science Theater 3000
original soundtrack
Christmas in Heaven- Monty Python
Jingle Bells- The Simpsons f/Robert Goulet
Toad Away- The Firesign Theatre
The Night Santa Went Crazy- "Weird Al" Yankovic
Happy Whatever You're Having- The Therapy Sisters
Merry Christmas... If That's Okay- Mystery Science Theater 3000 original
Soundtrack
And while we're on the subject of demented Christmas tunes, does anyone
know who did "The New and Improved Nutcracker Suite?"
Vermin Boy
Joan Manners
> Buy War Toys For Christmans - The Twang
I personally prefer the version by The Foremen (on "Sing It Loud!"), but
I'm very impressed that you know The Twang! Speaking of which...
> Egg Nog - The Rockin' Guys
Is this the same song as on The Twang's "Yule Train" album?
May I also suggest:
"Christmas Is Pain" by Roy Zimmerman (from his "Comic Sutra" album). It
was also released as a promo-to-radio single by the Foremen, but that's
a lot harder to find.
Also:
"Suddenly It's Christmas" by Loudon Wainwright (from "Career Moves").
As for the Christmas Animals category, I just discovered a couple of
cute ones:
"All I Want For Christmas Is More, More, More" by Daffy Duck
and "I Tawt I Taw Ol' Tanty Claus" by Tweety & Sylvester
They're both from the Kid Rhino album called "Have Yourself A Looney
Tunes Christmas," and they were both co-written by Roy Zimmerman and
Melanie Harby (of The Twang!).
Joan M.
Jawa Hutt
>know who did "The New and Improved Nutcracker Suite?"
But we're not supposed to sing the Nutcracker Suite!!!
Oh, wait. This is the New and Improved Nutcracker Suite. This is probably the
one that we're supposed to sing about.
Maybe Mr. Nezzer did this one, too? :-)
Bob "Rac Cooney" Nelson
A Templeton Goff wrote in message <366C54...@gis.net>...
>Here are a few humble suggestions:
>(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas- Mystery Science Theater 3000
>original soundtrack
Is there an album of MST3K songs out now?If not,there should be...
they could use the various themes they had over the years,plus
original songs like that (and "Where Oh Werewolf",etc.)
>Jingle Bells- The Simpsons f/Robert Goulet
Don't forget the Simpsons doing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
at the end of their Xmas special (I taped it off my VCR)
"All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names..."
LISA:"Like Schnozola!"
HOMER:"LISA!"
"They never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games..."
BART: "Like strip poker!"
HOMER:"I'm warning you two!"......etc.
StuSeattle
A great song about "Doug, the company Jew."
Stu
A Templeton Goff
>
> A Templeton Goff wrote in message <366C54...@gis.net>...
> >Here are a few humble suggestions:
> >(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas- Mystery Science Theater 3000
> >original soundtrack
>
> Is there an album of MST3K songs out now?If not,there should be...
> they could use the various themes they had over the years,plus
> original songs like that (and "Where Oh Werewolf",etc.)
>
catalog, though. E-mail Bar...@aol.com for details. I'm surprised that
the Doctor has never played any cuts from them.
Vermin Boy