Does anyone know the lyrics to Stallone Again Naturally

[Kabal152]

Does anyone know the lyrics to Stallone Again Naturally. It's a parody of the
Gilbert O'Sullivan's Alone Again Naturally.

[Eric Houg]

His movies pack 'em in
The guy with the dopey grin
He's musclebound but in the final round
every fight he'll win
The sequel was the worst
More corny than the first
It's a simple fact that this guy can't act
but he drives the women crazy
With his sexy sneer and I fear this mass of sinew
Will keep on raking in the bucks
His legend will continue
Now there's Rocky 3 and guess who it will be?
Stallone again, naturally

When we begin to snuggle up
my girl turns out the lights and starts to pester
She likes Sylvester
She begs and begs
So I drank eggs
I don't think I'll survive Rocky 4 and 5
And if it clicks Rocky 6
if I'm still alive
Then Superman 11
meets Rocky 47
And be sure to catch his exciting match
with Rocky TheFlying Squirrel
I sure need a break
I can't take this guy's persistence
My girl and I are breaking up
We'll never got the distance
He swept her off her feet
And I'm home punching meat
Alone again, poor old me
Thanks to Stallone again, naturally

[Jeff Morris]

FYI, there are at least three different versions of this, from 1982 (for
Rocky III), 1985 (for Rocky IV), and 1990 (for Rocky V). There may have been
one for Rocky II also, I don't know. They're all done by Barry Mitchell, who
also did "Papa Don't Belch" (a minor Funny 5 hit at the end of 1986) and "The
One Who Doesn't Suck So Bad" (a minor Funny 5 hit at the end of 1996), among
other things.