REQ: Lyrics to "Jersey Girl"
Elvis
No, not Springsteen's version.
I'm looking for lyrics (or a copy) of the song getting some airplay here
in New Jersey. I believe it's called "Jersey Girl" and its a parody of
that song "Barbie Doll." If you've heard it, you know what I'm talking
about. I've heard it twice and both time I literally almost drove off the
road because I was laughing so hard.
Thanks for any help!
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JoSH Lehan
On Fri, 12 Dec 1997 20:54:37 -0500, Elvis <dpr...@mail.webspan.net>
wrote:
>I'm looking for lyrics (or a copy) of the song getting some airplay here
>in New Jersey. I believe it's called "Jersey Girl" and its a parody of
>that song "Barbie Doll." If you've heard it, you know what I'm talking
>about. I've heard it twice and both time I literally almost drove off the
>road because I was laughing so hard.
Never heard it, but want to. Call 'em up and request it on WDHA :-)
JoSH
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Ronald J Capik
Dr. D, please try to dig up this "Jersey Girl" parody that
Elvis <dpr...@mail.webspan.net> is talking about. I'd love
to hear this parody, and if it's as funny as he says
it is then people all over the country will probably enjoy
it too. If anyone can find it Dr D probably can.
Rumor has it that the song was last heard on WPLJ 95.5 FM.
Thanks.
Ron Capik [aka: the NJ Editorial Minstrel ]
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In article <Pine.BSF.3.95.971212...@orion.webspan.net>,
Elvis <dpr...@mail.webspan.net> wrote:
>No, not Springsteen's version.
Elvis
On 16 Dec 1997, Ronald J Capik wrote:
> Dr. D, please try to dig up this "Jersey Girl" parody that
> Elvis <dpr...@mail.webspan.net> is talking about. I'd love
> to hear this parody, and if it's as funny as he says
> it is then people all over the country will probably enjoy
> it too. If anyone can find it Dr D probably can.
> Rumor has it that the song was last heard on WPLJ 95.5 FM.
Yes Doctor! Please do!
Anyway, I hate to answer my own question, but I finally got the song on
tape and typed up the lyrics. Still haven't found out who sings it
though. It might be the DJ's on 95.5 WPLJ. They do a lot of parodies,
but it doesn't sound like them. Anyway, I thought I'd post the lyrics.
Jersey Girl
-parody of "Barbie Doll" by Aqua
-written and permormed by unknown
-typed up by Elvis
-think typical New Jersey stereotype voices when singing along.
Guy: Uh, Hey Tiffany
Gal: Hey Rocco
Guy: So, uh, you wanna go down the shore or what?
Gal: Freakin' A!
I'm a Jersey girl
In a Jersey world
I look fantastic
My pants are plastic
Watch my booty shake
Crankin' up Whitesnake
I love Jean Claude Van Damme
And my Trans Am
Guy: Get your token in Hoboken
Gal: I get on the train
It's a major pain
Guys are starin'
At my friend Karen
Our boobies are fake
We love Rikki Lake
We think she's way cool
At our high school
I'm a blonde single girl
But was born a brunette
All the guys say I look
Just like Farrah
Guy: You're a babe
You're a fox
You're the state Goldilocks
Even with that ten pounds of mascara
Gal: Kiss the dirt
Love to flirt
In my leather mini-skirt
I'm a Jersey girl
In a Jersey world
I have dark roots
I wear white boots
Tattoo on my back
Like to dress in black
I feel peachy
In my Cavarichi
Guy: Shake your whiny tiny hiney (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Keep your butt firm
Get a home perm (ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oooh)
Date your jewelers
Drink wine coolers (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Non-stop shoppin'
Beer cans poppin' (ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oooh)
Gal: I go shoppin' at sales
For my fake fingernails
Got a ring in my nose
and my belly
Guy: Jersey chick
Drives a stick
Combs her hair with a pick
Works at the Bloomfield Avenue deli
Gal: You can look
But don't touch
Till you put a ring
On my finger
Take a glance
At my pants
You won't get there
Unless you're Kip Winger
Guy: Shake your whiny tiny hiney (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Keep your butt firm
Get a home perm (ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oooh)
Date your jewelers
Drink wine coolers (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Non-stop shoppin'
Beer cans poppin' (ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oooh)
Gal: I'm a Jersey girl
In a Jersey world
I can't go wrong
In my butt thong
Make my weekend plans
Down at Hoolihans
My boyfriend Guido
Wears a Speedo
Hit the tanning bed
Till my skin turns red
I'm a lobster
Wanna date a mobster
Scrunchy in my hair
Playing truth or dare
I'm so pretty
I hate New York City
Guy: Loves hairy chests
And leather vests (yes yes yeh-ess)
Take your picture
Make you richer (ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oooh)
Likes to cake-up
All the make-up (yes yes yeh-ess)
Orders take-out
Likes to make out (ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-oooh)
Gal: I am so trashed right now
Guy: Excellent
Gal: Can you really get me in a movie?
