Cotton picking finger licking chicken plucker.
Whattaya think about that!?!?!?!?!
Bob Purse
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"When You're In the Barn, Stand By the Fan!" - Daif LeGume, 1990
Ouch! Brain cramp! Going back too far to remember all the lyrics. I only
remember the off the wall professions mentioned:
Refrigerator Repairman and
Cotton Pickin Finger Lickin Chicken Plucker
He starts out as a sailor...
well, there were 4 verses to that song as i remember.
1. a sailor.
2. an anthropologist
3. a refrigerator repairman.
4. get ready for this..... a cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker!
e-mail me and I could give you the entire lyrics to the song.
it was on the Smothers Brothers album titled "Think Ethnic" put out by Mercury
Records. There aren't anymore of these records in circulation. Whether or not
Rhino Records will re-release it, i don't know.
Chuck
PLAYBOY!!!
<big laugh>
Good memory.
The song is credited to Oscar Brand. The title is "My Old Man"
on the Smothers Brothers record "Think Ethnic"
I don't have Oscar Brand doing that song, so I checked the BMI
database. They list the song as "My Old man's a Sailor" which
is probably Brand's original title for it. Published by Hollis Music.
[which matches the credit on the SmothersBrothers record.]
["My Old Man's a Dustman" is a different song
by Lonnie Donegan.]
The lyrics are pretty simple.
My old man's a sailor
He wears a sailor's collar
He wears a sailor's hat
He wears a sailor's shoes
and every saturday evening, he reads the Sunday news.
....Anthropologist.....
....Refrigerator Repairman....[but ends with "reads Playboy."]
[Tommy does that verse]
....cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker!....
[with Tommy warning Dick to be careful with that verse.]
Brian
Does anybody reclal the 1960s AESPOPS FABLES? It was reissued a few years ago
on Muysuic for Little People.
BTW a good Spice Girls movie should have the Smothers Borthers (can you jsut
imagine..T0ommy,don't fool around with Emma..Dickie,mother always liked you
best.EMma's younger,but old enough to have HER kids..)
(just a cosmic idea..L:))
"Good morning,and in case I don't see you....good afternoon, good evening,and
good night!"-Jim Carrey,THE TRUMAN SHOW (Meryl is my heartthrob)
[snip info on song title]
["My Old Man's a Sailor"]
>
> The lyrics are pretty simple.
>
> My old man's a sailor
> He wears a sailor's collar
> He wears a sailor's hat
> He wears a sailor's shoes
I learned it as:
"He wears a sailor's raincoat and he wears a sailor's shoes..."
> and every saturday evening, he reads the Sunday news.
> ....Anthropologist.....
When my buddy Darrel did the song for our group, my husband John
came in with this bit of ad-lib dialogue:
Darrel: [sung] "My old man's an anthropologist..."
John: [spoken]"What's an anthropologist?"
Darrel: [spoken] "Oh, it's someone who digs up old bones."
John: [spoken] "Hell, my DOG can do THAT!"
Darrel: "...Whaddya think about that..." [et seq.]
> ....Refrigerator Repairman....[but ends with "reads Playboy."]
> [Tommy does that verse]
Darrel skipped that one.
> ....cotton pickin' finger lickin' chicken plucker!....
> [with Tommy warning Dick to be careful with that verse.]
Darrel added a new last verse:
"Well, my old man is different--whaddya think about that?
He wears a lady's collar and he wears a lady's hat.
He wears a lady's raincoat, and he wears a lady's shoes,
And every Saturday evening, he reads the fashion news.
And some day, if I can--
I'm gonna call the vice squad down on my old man!"
Any idea whether that's by Brand as well?
Best,
Mary the Filker
But they're not wolves..sticks!
Yup. I left a line out when I typed it.
...Collar...hat...raincoat...shoes....
OOOPS,
Brian
Yes, I bought the cassette for my kids when it came out. They were just
listening to it the other night.