Parody of Offspring's "Come out and play"
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Enjoy.
-Rob
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The following is a parody of the 1994 song by Offspring called "Come out and
play".
If you don't wish to read the lyrics, don't. 8)
The theme of the 'new' song is clothing.
New lyrics written by me (Rob the Central Hockey League mailing list admin)
on January 15, 1995.
"Go out and play"
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Got the latest fashion.
It's got buttons and pleats.
The kids are shoppin' while they're out of the classroom.
Buying clothing while they do as they please.
Credit cards are sent to your present locale.
And if you start to chargin' then it's all over pal.
If you've got a son and he skins up his knee,
you gotta patch it up, patch it up, patch it up, patch it up.
Hey! Are you doing your laundry?
Sort 'em out!
(You gotta keep 'em separated.)
Hey! Are you mixing socks with jeans?
Take 'em out!
(You gotta keep 'em separated.)
Hey, where is your mind?
I only thank God you don't do laundry all the time.
Ray, go out and play!
By the time you hear the buzzer, it's already too late.
Open up the door and look in there. Hell.
One shirt's wasted and the other is stained.
This time is the same as the thousand before.
You're not getting smarter, let's just go to the store.
It's not gonna be free, but we'll at least go and eat.
You've gotta try your own clothes, try your own clothes, try your own
Hey! Are you using Tide with bleach?
Try it out!
(Just gotta keep 'em separated.)
Hey! Did you turn your undies pink?
Foolish clown!
(You shoulda kept 'em separated.)
Hey, you poor young mind.
You're under 18, you shouldn't dry so long a time.
Ray, go out and play!
This time is the same as the thousand before.
You're not getting smarter, let's just go to the store.
It's not gonna be free, but we'll at least go and eat.
You've gotta try your own clothes, try your own clothes, try your own
Hey! Have you heard of static cling?
Try some Bounce!
(You shouldn't keep 'em separated.)
Hey! You know cotton shrinks in heat?
Take 'em out!
(You gotta leave 'em not so heated.)
Hey, where is your mind?
Your IQ's 18. You don't make napkins out of ties.
Ray, go out and play!