Fanboy lyrics
Tom Rockwell
> I got this funny little gadget when I open my fridge
> It goes "wheeeoooh" like Kirk's on the bridge
This line had me laughing my ass off when I first heard it. I can
totally picture that, and now I want something like that for my refridgerator!
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->Later.....Spice
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Luke Collis Sienkowski
<obiwan...@thatsnomoonthatsaspacestation.com> wrote in message
news:67c7ussici101ap2a...@4ax.com...
> Fanboy rocks! I can't make out all the lyrics though, can anyone fill in
> the blanks?
Hi, yall. Luke Ski here.
Wow, based on the reactions I've seen in here and in my e-mail, it seems
everybody in the land of dementia wants the lyrics to this song. I have
made it my policy NOT to give out the lyrics to any of my songs online. To
find out why, go to my web site "Luke Ski's GNOME page" at
http://www.lukeski.com and read the page titled "the Y.O.D.A. story". But
in this case, since "Obi-Wan" went through all the effort to type the lyrics
out himself, I will go through it and make corrections and additions where
needed. So here goes...
> FANBOY
"A parody of Kid Rock's, "Cowboy"
by 'the great Luke Ski!',
http://www.lukeski.com .
(c) 2000, Luke Sienkowski"
(If these lyrics are to be posted anywhere at all in the known and/or
unknown universe, they MUST include the part where it says, "by 'the great
Luke Ski!', http://www.lukeski.com . (c) 2000, Luke Sienkowski". If the
reason why isn't obvious to you, I'd again like to refer you to the page at
my website titled "the Y.O.D.A. story".)
> Well I'm packing up my swag and
"I'm-a"
(mimicking the way Kid Rock did it)
head outside
> where real women call me dork then gag and go hide
> take a
"ride to"
Toys R Us, bust on in
> Buy a Mace Win Du and a Qai Gon Jin
> Yeah I'm a kid at heart just like Anakin
> A looney bin I am in with kin Harlequin
(Phonetically correct, but the names are spelled "Mace Windu", "Qui-Gon
Jinn", and "Harley Quinn", for all the anal retentive fanboys out there like
me.)
> Get a pin with a motto saying Xena for Prez
> and spend my pay on dispensers of Pez
"Go hang"
out at the cons, Renaissance Fests
> watch anime chicks with inflatable breasts
> you might be a Trekkie, huh, sit back and watch
> as the Ubergeek goes and kicks it up a notch
> Turn to the
"letter"
F in your dictionary
> and add this word to your vocabulary
> Take a look 'cause I'm the real McCoy
> dammit Jim I'm not a doctor I'm just the definition of a
>
> Fanboy baby
> I'm in Nerd Overdrive I will always survive
> Fanboy Baby
> feel so alive watching Babylon 5
"Was born to"
be a Fanboy Baby
> makin' best friends with a robot Bender
> Fanboy Baby
> I'll never give up, and I'll never surrender
>
> The truth is out there? Huh, Sculley, you can't handle the truth.
>
> I got this funny little gadget when I open my fridge
> It goes "wheeeoooh" like Kirk's on the bridge
"QAPLA, POONG-CHOH CHEH, GAGH, PTOCHS!"
(These are Klingon words, spelled phoenetically. They mean "Success",
"Don't call it a comeback", a type of food, and a Klingon swear word)
> Bill Gates was cool, but now he just sucks
> play Doom and Quake on Microsoft
> get a map to the tomb, find Lara Kroft
> And if the pixel's right, then I'm a raider
(mimicking the Simpson's Professor Frink)
"*mmm-hoy!*, and"
let Sony play 2K know why they call me a
>
> Fanboy Baby
> spend my time
"wantin'"
Seven of Nine
> Fanboy Baby
> Won't stop till all the Pokemon are mine
> I'm gonna be a Fanboy Baby
> Oh,
"so"
what do you think you know the Force better than I do?
> a Star Wars freak, yeah they won't find an odder one
> I'm a Jedi Master and you are just merely just a
"Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks, a Jawa said "Uteeni",
so go suck a Wookie.
Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks, a Jawa said "Uteeni", so
go suck a Wookie.
Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks, a Jawa said "Uteeni", so
go suck a Wookie."
> Yeah! Kid Spock quotin' all the
"Treks"
> got a mind more powerful than Professor X
> Drink a case of Jolt Cola down like mother's milk
> and
"sing a song that makes"
> you say, 'What in the filk?'
"Patrol and stake vampires, just like Buffy."
> roll the dice
"win"
> the fights with the Knights who say 'Nee!'
"M.S.T."
3000 up until midnight
> then I paint my lips red for Sweet Transvestite
"UHH!!!"
> King Doofus, Spaz like Jerry Lewis
> my comic book collection's wider than the Suez
"fun"
> like Sailor Moon is
"Suave, like Dr. Who is."
> I like "They Might be Giants" and
"MOXY FRUVOUS!!!"
(Another fine funny music making band! My favorite song of theirs is "King
Of Spain"! Visit their website at http://www.fruvous.com )
> RPG and
"D and D"
Kevin Smith's making a film about me
> I ain't no
"jock"
I'm just a regular jerk,
> all American Zero, the ultimate Urkel
> Girls
"would"
ignore me and give me no credit
> but now I tell them all to suck my Radio Edit
> And when I die at the hour
"eleven"
> I'll shout to my father in Heaven, 27,
> I'm a Fanboy
> I'm in Nerd Overdrive I will always survive
> Fanboy
> feel so alive watching Babylon 5
> Fanboy
> Spend my time
"wantin'"
Seven of Nine
> Fanboy
> Won't stop till all the Pokemon are mine
> Fanboy
> Makin' best friends with a robot Bender
> Fanboy
> I'll never give up and I'll never surrender
"Fanbooooy... Watchin' Deep Space Nine, and... heh heh heh..."
THE END
There you have it. Hope this helped clear things up for you. I must say
Obi-Wan, that I am very impressed with your ability to decipher my lyrics,
especially the 'Pad-it-awan' part. I hope that your devotion to this
particular song of mine also inspired you to make a REQUEST for it for the
good Doctor's show, and perhaps there are others out there reading this that
will do that as well. Thanks again, and if you like "Fanboy", just wait til
"Christmas" gets here. >:)
Til next time, no tears for Caesar! :)
--
Luke Collis Sienkowski, a.k.a. "the great Luke Ski!"
GNOME Productions, PO Box 259172, Madison, WI 53725-9172
Luk...@Juno.com / http://www.lukeski.com
AOL IM handle: thegreatLukeSki / ICQ info: Luke Ski, #19122313
Luke Collis Sienkowski
> > I got this funny little gadget when I open my fridge
> > It goes "wheeeoooh" like Kirk's on the bridge
>
> totally picture that, and now I want something like that for my
refridgerator!
I guess you would like that, since you live a "Star Trek Life"! :) Thanks,
Devo!
Luke Collis Sienkowski
> >Wow, based on the reactions I've seen in here and in my e-mail, it seems
> >everybody in the land of dementia wants the lyrics to this song. I have
> >made it my policy NOT to give out the lyrics to any of my songs online.
To
> >find out why, go to my web site "Luke Ski's GNOME page" at
> >http://www.lukeski.com and read the page titled "the Y.O.D.A. story".
But
> >in this case, since "Obi-Wan" went through all the effort to type the
lyrics
> >out himself, I will go through it and make corrections and additions
where
> >needed. So here goes...
>
> other great songs. I promise to request this song over and over from
> Doctor Demento.
Thanks for understanding and being so supportive of my music. When you
visit my website, be sure to sign up for the "GNOME Productions E-mailing
list"! By the way, I like your e-mail address. I should get one like '
watto@republiccreditsarenogoodhere ' :) Talk to you later!
Angela Anuszewski
I haven't heard it yet *hangs head in shame* but I know this line ends in
Moxy Früvous!
*starts doing the little Pisco Bandito dance*
Angela, who is REALLY wondering why Dr D won't play Pisco Bandito...
*begging on knees!*
delain
"Luke Collis Sienkowski" <luk...@juno.com> wrote:
> > I like "They Might be Giants" and
>
> "MOXY FRUVOUS!!!"
This is where a heartrending scream pierced the night:
"OH MY GOD, I'M ONE OF THEM!!!"
I'm still recovering.
--
"Long live anybody who plays without sheet music,
investors, makeup and image consultants. Agreed?"
--Terry Moore, creator of the comic _Strangers_in_Paradise
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Before you buy.
Angela Anuszewski
> (These are Klingon words, spelled phoenetically. They mean "Success",
> "Don't call it a comeback", a type of food, and a Klingon swear word)
(don't lynch me Luke, i love you anyway!) Where'd you get the next phrase?
chech is the verb "return", pong is the verb "name" or call, but the verb
"return" can't be used as a noun that way. If it's the verb suffix -choH,
then it signifies "change" in the state of the verb. and I don't see where a
"don't" fits in there... it seems more like "call it a comeback" than don't.
(offering Klingon translation services for latinum)
gagh is the traditional dish of live serpent worms, and petaQ is the swear
word I think you are going for (there's no written definitions for mu'qaDmey
(TKI: curse words)). I honestly heard someone call someone this in a fit of
anger like it was a real English word they picked up somewhere. I thought it
was hilarious and i had to try really hard not to laugh! That also reminds
me of when LeVar Burton was testifying before a congressional committee on
youth reading and the moderator called him Geordi.. and I don't think she
was kidding with him :-)
Some other useful words:
may'ron - accordion
hengwI' - person that plays a bellows-type instrument (i.e., an accordion,
bagpipes, etc)
yuch - chocolate
quHvaj - dandruff
I'm sure you could put those to good use, Luke :-)
Proving that I'm a true fangirl (is that the correct feminine form?),
Angela, aka cha'maH Soch (Klingon for 27)
carl grigg
of the knights who say NEE
Cause I don't want you to think
the song's about me
--
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Luke Collis Sienkowski
accurately, a Fangirl! :) I got all those phrases from the Klingon-English
dictionary when I was writing my song "Gowron Said Knock You Out" back
around 1996. I don't remember exactly how I arrived at those exact Klingon
words, but to my estimation at the time according to the dictionary, the
equaled LL Cool J's phrase "Don't call it a comeback". And they are all
misspelled because I wanted to read them phoenetically when I recorded the
song. Thanks for the discussion, Ang! :)
Luke Collis Sienkowski
"carl grigg" <carl....@cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MN3G5.89$bN4....@news1.cableinet.net...
> I will not argue the spelling
> of the knights who say NEE
> Cause I don't want you to think
> the song's about me
TOO LATE!!! :)